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@MrPeaceMaker3rd
@MrPeaceMaker3rd 5 лет назад
Great, i didn’t plan on destroying a galaxy within the next month but that deal is a steal.
@seattlekarim964
@seattlekarim964 5 лет назад
I already paid full price 😕
@Zeppathy
@Zeppathy 5 лет назад
We have work to do Pinkey. What are we doing today Brain. DESTROYING A GALAXY!
@wildmoose3979
@wildmoose3979 5 лет назад
dude i just orders a random planet option and the moon got dusted is it too late for a refund??????
@MLdoktor
@MLdoktor 5 лет назад
I used to love Garyx but then I let the Emperor of Man into my heart. May Exterminatus reach him and all other xenoscum. Have a nice day.
@Waltham1892
@Waltham1892 5 лет назад
I tried Bronkitos. It left survivors and I had to pay extra for the complete extermination upgrade. What a rip off.
@SniffHeinkel
@SniffHeinkel 5 лет назад
You were scammed. The real Destroyer of Worlds is Bronquitos. See how the spelling was off? Now you know.
@lairdbob
@lairdbob 5 лет назад
Well, I always go with Glurpwarneksheen the Mostly Obstructed. He's pretty cheap and fairly efficient.
@FjrnVR
@FjrnVR 5 лет назад
I Tried Harflugentark's with a 4.2 out of 5 eggs and decent reviews on Angie's List, I figured what can it hurt? Those sticky Troberrians thats what it hurt, I could not be more pleased! Paying a little more is worth the satisfaction!
@polybius3765
@polybius3765 5 лет назад
I don't know why anyone would use Bronkitos or Bronquitos when you can get Dr. Burneenfayce's Planet Sterilization Molecules at the 99 Blarg Only store and just do it yourself.
@Waltham1892
@Waltham1892 5 лет назад
@@polybius3765 Yeah, but the mess...
@harbl99
@harbl99 5 лет назад
Peter Quill's superpower is obliviousness. He can survive things that would kill anyone else by the power of not noticing. This makes him the most cerebral of all superheroes, just as his creater Albert Camus intended.
@HippopotamusPencil
@HippopotamusPencil 5 лет назад
I wish I had more than one like to give.
@LastBastian
@LastBastian 5 лет назад
I don't understand this post.
@timothycarney9652
@timothycarney9652 5 лет назад
So he is the minmax of Marvel- that fits with his alien heritage in the sequel- he doesn't have the power most of the time for active reality warping or matter shaping, but holding his body toghether unconciously fits.
@ALLDAYKPOP
@ALLDAYKPOP 5 лет назад
Like Fry against the Brains
@hulkhatepunybanner
@hulkhatepunybanner 2 года назад
@@timothycarney9652 *The term you're looking for is "quantum-kinetic."*
@perdiendomitiempo6403
@perdiendomitiempo6403 5 лет назад
Hey garyx, where can i contact this broncytus guy? I don't like how venus is looking at me
@jackymitchell6982
@jackymitchell6982 5 лет назад
I'm really enjoying the different spelling variations of Bronchitis in the comments...
@caitlin7311
@caitlin7311 5 лет назад
"...the human power of butting into other people's business..." 😂😂😂
@chrispbacon5313
@chrispbacon5313 4 года назад
Lot's of people have that👀😒 By the way,how is your partner doing? Did your boss give you a raise yet?
@dgray7537
@dgray7537 5 лет назад
My great grandpa used Bronquitos on Mars and was very happy with the results. But by God if those probes find anything I'm using that coupon.
@JacobBagge
@JacobBagge 5 лет назад
2:57, only a stunning twist? No Pepsi this time?
@Talwar3k
@Talwar3k 5 лет назад
That was truly shocking
@adamr692
@adamr692 5 лет назад
The lack of a 'Pepsi' was the pepsi twist.
@cbohnstedt4477
@cbohnstedt4477 5 лет назад
The real Pepsi twist is that he didn't call Rocket a horse.
@forwhomthetacobelltolls
@forwhomthetacobelltolls 5 лет назад
What do you mean raccoon? Rocket is obviously a very small horse.
@jenniferwargel3200
@jenniferwargel3200 5 лет назад
*rabbit
@darkwyve
@darkwyve 5 лет назад
What, I thought Trash Panda was the scientifically correct term?! ;)
@FjrnVR
@FjrnVR 5 лет назад
no its a Raboon! duh
@forwhomthetacobelltolls
@forwhomthetacobelltolls 5 лет назад
Melona Novak he’s referred to as a crabby puppy and as we know, puppies are known as horses to Garyx’s people.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 5 лет назад
I used Bronkitos to take care of a pesky Grebulon infestation on one of my lesser moons. Did the job, but, I dunno. I expected more smiting.
@theactualghostboi6777
@theactualghostboi6777 5 лет назад
"Groot keeps everyone safe in a wicker basket" haha
@exsalos517
@exsalos517 5 лет назад
anybody realises that the whole guardians movie could easily be a DnD campaign arc??? ... and yes Starlord rolled a natural 20 on his performance roll
@harbl99
@harbl99 5 лет назад
Ever see the "Guardians is the Avengers playing D&D" comic? Cap is playing Quill, Black Widow is playing Gamora, Bruce is Groot, Tony is Rocket, etc.
@exsalos517
@exsalos517 5 лет назад
@@harbl99 no I havent this sounds incredible
@Shrooblord
@Shrooblord 5 лет назад
_For sure_ : exactly something I'm thinking any time I'm watching a (new) Guardians movie. x)
@ilfurlano1228
@ilfurlano1228 5 лет назад
Starfinder
@Didi_Meow_Records
@Didi_Meow_Records 5 лет назад
Starlord rogue. Gamora fighter. Groot druid. Drax barbarian. Rocket umm gnome tinkerer??
@unvergebeneid
@unvergebeneid 5 лет назад
Finally a sponsorship I can relate to!
@toriartemis801
@toriartemis801 5 лет назад
"...I choose the former, everytime." You and me both Garyx, you and me both.
@IntyMichael
@IntyMichael 5 лет назад
The Travelling Wilburys took me by surprise! I hope they appear in the soundtrack of Guardians 3! :)
@sphinxtheeminx
@sphinxtheeminx 4 года назад
Wherever you are in the Universe, Garyx, I hope you are well and enjoying your time Earthside. We miss you.
@tskmaster3837
@tskmaster3837 5 лет назад
Nebula, the most important character who's never worth mentioning. The fact that you didn't use any footage of her now has me questioning the fact she was ever there at all.
@straidenlagh5237
@straidenlagh5237 5 лет назад
Oh boy, released as soon as I'm outta class! Edit: I'll also have you know that the power of hand holding overcomes all things, except the spread of germs.
@Raycheetah
@Raycheetah 5 лет назад
You can always share some hand sanitizer, as they did in Zombieland. =^[.]^=
@harbl99
@harbl99 5 лет назад
Handholding? Report this sick filth! Unpupated grubs use this data network.
@Dsaberguy
@Dsaberguy 5 лет назад
Didnt see a link but really need to destroy neighbor galaxy due to noise
@shantanuchaudhary9712
@shantanuchaudhary9712 5 лет назад
Garix what's your new poison , your new voice is more deadlier than "Grunkeroes : the destroyer of worlds"
@judesansing3882
@judesansing3882 3 года назад
1:12 Little did they know The power stone IS a “paperweight”
@moustafamohsen
@moustafamohsen 5 лет назад
Really smart way to get us used to commercials with earthling cinma, really though that's a win win
@swagathachristie5603
@swagathachristie5603 5 лет назад
5:23 is that a School House Rock reference? "Captain" Interplanet "Janet"? I love it
@PaleGhost69
@PaleGhost69 5 лет назад
Can we get a guide to the Alien/Predator movies?
@dougrattmann3554
@dougrattmann3554 5 лет назад
Wow that's offensive.
@Hadam10Rose
@Hadam10Rose 5 лет назад
I used the promo code, but they did leave a few alive. I demanded to speak to the manager, and in the end I did get some of my money back
@tskmaster3837
@tskmaster3837 5 лет назад
"A selection of 70s and 80s songs, primarily from Earth". It's David Bowie, isn't it? That would explain so much.
@themindset4164
@themindset4164 5 лет назад
Gotg literally formed my musical interest. From the second I watch the trailer with blue Swede's hooked on a feeling, I was HOOKED to the- ok even I can't make a pun that cheesy, I loved older music is what I'm saying. Ever since then I've found so many more artist. Steely Dan, led zeppelin, AC/DC, looking glass, ELO, the hollies, the kinks, jay and the americans, etc etc! There's so many musicians I've found because of this movie. I just think it's crazy how one thing can have such an impact on your life and wanted to share
@OblongPolkaDots
@OblongPolkaDots 5 лет назад
This series is so much fun!
@gumbatlal
@gumbatlal 5 лет назад
Thanks for the Bronkitos discount, I just got done destroying the Durbumbla system in sector 97
@kidfdf2157
@kidfdf2157 5 лет назад
1:03 im something of a space pirate myself
@TheCreepypro
@TheCreepypro 5 лет назад
good ole' Garyx never ceases to be on the money!
@dfgdfg_
@dfgdfg_ 5 лет назад
"I choose the former, every time". Chills!
@crankysaint
@crankysaint 5 лет назад
No link in the description for the offer? Damn.
@jrightly
@jrightly 5 лет назад
"I choose the former, every time". Then how come you haven't gone all Henry VIII on your exes yet?
@Sienisota
@Sienisota 5 лет назад
His vengeance is obviously something that lasts longer... I cannot assume, but if even one of his exes are of the same species, they can travel dimensions at will...
@arizonaranger4454
@arizonaranger4454 5 лет назад
Hey there hey there what's the matter with your mind and your style because we haven't got the Cornetto Trilogy yet
@singular_t
@singular_t 5 лет назад
Timing is on point as always 🤣🤣
@beatlemaniac-oc4dr
@beatlemaniac-oc4dr 5 лет назад
As the wild thornberry's once said "handle me with care"
@DrLennieSmall
@DrLennieSmall 5 лет назад
Can your man decimate a small star cluster in the Crab Nebula as a bulk deal?
@Jatt2613
@Jatt2613 5 лет назад
2:57 I think you mean "in a stunning PEPSI twist"?
@jankarieben1071
@jankarieben1071 4 года назад
By the end of this video I found myself concerned for Garix’ happiness
@BusterDarcy
@BusterDarcy 5 лет назад
And in a shocking Pepsi twist, the twist is neither shocking nor Pepsi
@dougrattmann3554
@dougrattmann3554 5 лет назад
Tbh late period raiglar and the cravdablians is the best the glanclox genre has to offer.
@MichaelSmith-yz1ec
@MichaelSmith-yz1ec 5 лет назад
Do Spaceballs! I think your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate is the newscaster near the end!
@poweroffriendship2.0
@poweroffriendship2.0 5 лет назад
*_When you are working as a security guard at the Samsung Galaxy Store, you becomes the Guardians Of The Galaxy._*
@Apodeipnon
@Apodeipnon 5 лет назад
Only 10% off brunchitos? That's real weak, garyx
@Apodeipnon
@Apodeipnon 5 лет назад
@@zpardus sorry, I don't speak poor
@Rifky809
@Rifky809 5 лет назад
I still find survivors. Even though I pay for Premium genocide
@TeragX
@TeragX 5 лет назад
Wait didnt you guys already do this?
@plaskocordova
@plaskocordova 5 лет назад
I choose the former... every time. So great!!!
@SuLokify
@SuLokify 5 лет назад
Cool, new Alien's Guide! This may seem a bit out of left field, but I was often told to "pretend I'm describing it to an alien who's never heard of it before" when given a writing assignment in primary school on a topic that seemed obvious or self-explanatory or common knowledge. I wonder ... Did this happen to any of you? Is this a common enough convention to perhaps have in some small way acted as an inspiration for this series?
@dsig6124
@dsig6124 5 лет назад
Captain Janet is the marvel equivalent of Captain planet. She has The power to randomly summon all women in a battle for no apparent reason.
@monsterdonutkid
@monsterdonutkid 5 лет назад
I heard she also has the power to summon all managers and lecture them for 2 hours.
@insertmemorableusernameher6795
So she's California?
@limberlad
@limberlad 5 лет назад
The infinity stone is not a MacGuffin. It's a common mistake even humans make Garrix, no worries. #plotcoupon
@Ben10man2
@Ben10man2 5 лет назад
Yes #plotcoupon
@kevinwijaya9613
@kevinwijaya9613 3 года назад
"... And Quill is something of a space pirate himself stealing paperweights and whatnot" I find it hard to believe this video was made one year ago, and then we learn that the TVA from Loki series use infinity stones as "ACTUAL" Paper Weight. Are you really from the future, Garyx? That's insane forshadowing.
@WooMaster777
@WooMaster777 5 лет назад
3:51 "...An assortment of 1970's and 80's songs primarily from Earth." David Bowie was on that track.😲😲😲😲
@t.c.bramblett617
@t.c.bramblett617 5 лет назад
I love Chris Pinesworth, best human actor
@jackuvall8061
@jackuvall8061 5 лет назад
You guys gotta do Aliens Guide to Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
@savarast
@savarast 5 лет назад
Wait, how do I contact Bronchitos? I need a world destroyer
@SniffHeinkel
@SniffHeinkel 5 лет назад
Visit your local hospital. Hes usually hanging around places like that.
@vitornuevo
@vitornuevo 5 лет назад
why always the first part of the video quality is so much better than the rest ?
@Spirit_Junky
@Spirit_Junky 5 лет назад
Genius as always
@adamwiggins9865
@adamwiggins9865 5 лет назад
I love captain Janet
@BHawk420
@BHawk420 4 года назад
2:23 Garyx: giving him the first an only super powerful hammer in cenimatic history Thor(a litteral god): am i a joke to you Thors dad that a forgot the name of: one word, Ragnorak
@sirisaxmanable
@sirisaxmanable 5 лет назад
Still my favorite film in the MCU.
@johnmoore823
@johnmoore823 5 лет назад
Is this video not a re-upload? Almost certain I have seen this before.
@عبداللهالزهراني-ل1س5ز
finding this channel was super easy m barely of inconvenience
@tobybartels8426
@tobybartels8426 5 лет назад
Why not choose both?
@sodeiku
@sodeiku 5 лет назад
is this new? or re-uploaded
@kikic4899
@kikic4899 5 лет назад
That's the info I was looking for in the comments. I could swear I've seen it before. And I managed to guess the end of several of Garyx's sentances too. I wonder if wiki has a list of episodes I can check to see if Gaurdians is listed as being posted before today.
@ichigo1208
@ichigo1208 2 года назад
How funny he called it a paper weight and it was called that later in loki. I miss aliens guide
@EvilTomba42
@EvilTomba42 Год назад
Same. These were amazing, funny and also made some good points somehow too
@robayom1752
@robayom1752 5 лет назад
And in a stunning Pepsi Twist...
@Chikara31011
@Chikara31011 5 лет назад
Garyx cameo in Guardians 3
@charlespriestley2214
@charlespriestley2214 3 года назад
Paperweight!!! That aged extremely well 😆🤣
@admitrashchuk6411
@admitrashchuk6411 5 лет назад
What is a raccoon? I think you got that little horse confused for something else
@jenniferwargel3200
@jenniferwargel3200 5 лет назад
*rabbit
@r3d0c
@r3d0c 5 лет назад
you guys really need to do Burn After Reading
@herzji
@herzji 5 лет назад
Handle with Care is by The Traveling Wilburys? Not the Wild thornberries? So confused
@fritz6462
@fritz6462 5 лет назад
Where is the link to bronkidos
@tyrant-den884
@tyrant-den884 4 года назад
You can destroy my world Garyx, I miss you!
@christiancardenas2543
@christiancardenas2543 4 года назад
"Too busy jammin' out to spotify preem" 😂
@Rifky809
@Rifky809 5 лет назад
Thanks for that 10% off garyx! finally I can become a galactic conqueror
@yesspazsmith9895
@yesspazsmith9895 5 лет назад
Nice one, but the Infinity Stones aren't MacGuffins.; they're Plot Coupons.
@MrPeaceMaker3rd
@MrPeaceMaker3rd 5 лет назад
Do the Crab’dablians... Dab?
@unearine6183
@unearine6183 5 лет назад
Ohh... this is gonna be galacticly juicy
@Sam-hd7iy
@Sam-hd7iy 5 лет назад
my fav Marvel movie
@EFSpartan
@EFSpartan 5 лет назад
Missed the opportunity at the end to say " I choose the former everytime. Which I choose Bronkitos take 10% off when using promo code..."
@draydenschrader7590
@draydenschrader7590 2 года назад
Combine the start of this with the spirited away episode and it implies Disney milking properties didn't just kill Disney but eventually life on earth
@MagetaTheLionHeart
@MagetaTheLionHeart 5 лет назад
Poignant and incitefull take
@wolframstahl1263
@wolframstahl1263 5 лет назад
Ah, I suddenly feel a strange emptiness inside me, where not quite as much emptiness used to be. Feeling things is fun. Ha. Ha. Ha.
@COREcasual
@COREcasual Год назад
I miss you so much
@jackalope2302
@jackalope2302 5 лет назад
RIP Lonesome George.
@Dethneko
@Dethneko 5 лет назад
Do 'Alien's Guide to Serenity'!
@robertodoherty116
@robertodoherty116 3 года назад
Garyx calls the infinity stone a paper weight multiple time here which is what they were used as in the TVA on Loki. Maybe he really is from the future.
@BuchananBrandon
@BuchananBrandon 5 лет назад
Did you ever know that you're my hero, and everything I would like to be?
@eddiecurrent7721
@eddiecurrent7721 5 лет назад
That ended in a Pepsi twist
@462n
@462n 5 лет назад
@1:55 Apparently Garyx doesnt know what a Mcguffin is...
@Luc42
@Luc42 4 года назад
Favorite MCU movie
@walley2637
@walley2637 5 лет назад
is this thing you refer to as "paper" just thinly sliced fiber made from Earth trees? do they still use these and secure them from gravity with metal balls? ... these Earthers are strange..
@wesleyackerman8211
@wesleyackerman8211 5 лет назад
In a shocking Pepsi twist, he didn't say "shocking Pepsi twist" in this episode.
@ImmortalDuke
@ImmortalDuke 5 лет назад
What a savings!
@humanrightsadvocate
@humanrightsadvocate 5 лет назад
4:36 That was actually a blooper that made it into the movie.
@XxaxX360
@XxaxX360 5 лет назад
So... Garys Wormuloid is the bad guy?
@videogamehealth
@videogamehealth 5 лет назад
This is a re-upload. Please label it that way next time. Here's the original: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-XujwO-7oqu0.html
@kaguya6900
@kaguya6900 5 лет назад
Why do people always assume that GoG songs are '80s. I don't think there are any '80s songs in the whole franchise. If anything, it nudges itself into the '60s with on-the-cusp-or-the-'70s songs like Spirit in the Sky and I Want You Back. Bad RU-vidrs. Bad RU-vidrs!
@CherryLax
@CherryLax 5 лет назад
Rocket cries roast beef
@schobas
@schobas 5 лет назад
Video is being disliked by Bronquitos rip-off competitors.
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