All 391 Animal Crossing Villagers Ranked By Edibility 

unconventional? this is totally conventional with the cooking update.

Sad Moe didnt get a shout out for being one of the three villagers with a score of one, but as he is my favorite villager I am thrilled he is so low on the eatability scale!

great, youre one of my favourite british people. i dont like most of them

I don’t like it, I love it

You missed my starter villagers, Flo and Lyman. I've not seen them in a video yet.

Remember though he did leave in the scenario however in a hypothetically different scenario where none villager animals were accounted for I wouldn't be surprised if he was in the upper mid-range. Judging by the level of activity raising the score I assume this guy is looking for lean meat and not so much anything with fat in it which doesn't make sense considering you need calories to survive and while fat gets a bad rep in that regard I think it's probably still more substantial calorie-wise than muscle. That being said that wouldn't make him a bad option because of the eat the Rich thing

They didn't say Isable or anyone who works in the museam (Blathers) as well as the shop or clothing store... Granted I think they woukd escape... They don't have houses so they technically don't live there and Tom brought them all there to the island... Why would he pay for them to be here when he leaves... Plus Isabelle is a communist so I could see her staying for control reasons and have this turn into the Animal Crossing hunger games...

Well, considering that my greatest desire in life is to roast Tom Nook over and open fire, you're not too far off.

tom is def chewy

I tought it would be the player lol

Modern problems require modern solutions.

e a t t h e r i c h

digby is my dog but a girl hershey dog

OMG HAHA!

EAT THE RICH

Bist du auch deutsch??!?? 😭😭

also he's literally takoyaki

I think he would've scored the same as tangy then

Mark Zuckerberg Mark Sugarberg

He's an octopus and a lazy villager. Which makes him get less points

Was lookin for this!!!

I know right! Hopkins is my favourite villager, I was looking for him and was shocked when I didn’t find him with del and stitches

I loved chewing on balloons as a kid so Hopkins looks delicious to me 😋

@Yaxyax E also hippos, rhinos, elephants and alligators. think us humans would lose lol

Remember, you have a very powerful weapon. A ax.

@@superjustin6439 and a slingshot, ho he ho he ho

@@superjustin6439 That is true 🤔

@@superjustin6439 Don't forget the net!

@10KO dont worry they’re only 75 cents each cup :P you want our special meal Kevin with that?

I think personally that Kevin is based on Kevin BACON. And Kevin is a pig, funny nintendo.

@@DerajNitram yeah i can see how that could be true

Chadder: 8888888888888888.88$

Hi, could I order a Cup of T I A

ecosystem collapse is mentioned, so it can be assumed that the trees might die quickly no more fruit 😢

@@ozzymax8522 Also water that becomes too unappealing for fish

But in what world would stores and airports being destroyed stop fruit and fish from growing? If anything, less pollution should mean they thrive

@@babeileedwards2333 Nook has his ways...

@@babeileedwards2333assume the nooks brought all the fruit with them

if were counting other npc's, id say: Tom nook Timmy and Tommy Red Blathers (there is a fossil exhibition after all) Brewsrer

some of them do look pretty tasty tho

Unrelated, but you have good taste in obscure video game characters, based on your profile pic.

Chef boy have you lost yo god dang mind.

*WHEEZES*

Curse You Puns...

Cheese Y E S those are the things I do in my spare time

“Can’t relate.” -An extrovert

Ismael Gonzalez are you sad that u have to stay indoors?

Cheese Bold of you to assume they’re indoors.

Wood

Cherry is a girl not guy

I hope we can make dino nuggets out of fossils and stuff😭

They actually are. Animal crossing 2.0 comes with edible crafting recipes made with lots of new crops that will be added in the update and are going to be made on stove things.

@@constellationss..and..sunsetss Wow, what a coincidence! I should've made a joke about that, haha! :)

@@silversonome5360 they are. Search it up.

@@constellationss..and..sunsetss Dude, I know that. Look at the date of my comment, I made it mere days after the update's announcement.

And the game forced me to get 1 on my island

And I had to move Huck in ;-;

"Eaten"

oh god *vor-*

Whats the time stamp lol?

Or Apricot

I thought it was pannacotta

The no escape from bad puns is there but it's still a good joke

Then you pull a handkerchief out of your mouth... Oh wait! There’s another! And another!!! And.... another..?? IT KEEPS GOINGGGG

@@arsonsnail and @Natalie Sharp best jokes of 2037

Gmatt Online o w o

Gmatt Online O^O

Babies eat sand so

Rafal not to mention the fact she’s literally related to DEATH

Same with Clay. He’s actually made out of clay too like coco. He’s like a Japanese figure made out of clay lol

What makes you think you cant eat sand?

Rafa I only eat humans

I also have him 😂🥲

Did you say she would like him more

chadder WAS my least favorite villager of all time, but my passionate hatred towards him immediately died when i found out i could manipulate him to become my dinner

oh no, poor her! 😂

Omg that was me when I saw him

Tangy is second place and a household pet Chadder: *P A T H E T I C*

😂 😂 😂

Guess ima die

I hope you don't have a pet orange cat....

My guess is since Tangy counts as being a food villager she's no longer considered a household pet which is honestly R00D

atleast 3 of them are based on poisonous frogs tbf

Good.... Lily is WAY to precious to die.

Poison dart frogs are only poisonous because of their diet, dart frogs as pets arent poisonous so it depends on what the character is eating

@@austinpowers343 yeah, I wen5 to sea world, and the frogs weren't poisonous because the workers never fed them that

THAT'S RACIST!!!!

This man Saying the truth

Evan Hartfield is it bad that I've been doing that to my irl neighbors

NKS_Grace yeah, that’s bad ... but I find myself doing it too. Kidding. I’m actually legit more worried about MY edibility

true

Animal neighbours

I'd sucker punch anyone who tried to eat Zucker tia or meringue

Your eagerness concerns me

But Zucker is my favorite villager!! What do I do?

Kathryn Mancuso mate, imagine, you’re having a food crisis on your island, there’s no food at all and have to do “cannibalism”, who would you eat: a villager that is either a robot or a non-edible animal (eg. sprocket or hazel) or an edible animal (like the squid trio) or by their name and/or appearance, are the animal reincarnation of *food*

My takoyaki baby..

me too

Lol same

Its literally the title of this video

And it actually made me hungry…. 😳

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They rotten

@@bobafrap3253 hwo?

@@cybercritterowo but How does Everything disappear anywayy

@@pikxminq convenience...

The fish in the rivers and sea: ???

yeah so much idk what to say lol

"how tasty are cats"

“How yummy is a dog”

“Can you survive by eating a cake ryhno”

It's filled with ""homework""

“Tangy” is actually a sort of taste

@@Cindy-mm9ww that's what they said

@@Vulnresati it’s edited sooo because it was different before…

@@Cindy-mm9ww I see

I completely agree!!! I imagine in being on a fast food menu Chicken nuggets - 5.99 French fries - 2.99 TangyTM Special - 7.99

and an endless supply of fish

There's bugs too!

ConfusedKitsune do you eat bugs..? I’m concerned

@@cerit402 *tastey bugs*

@@cerit402 *delicious bugs*

that makes it even better

Lawful evil vs chaotic evil

this is chaotic

the farther away it is, the better

18:42

Oof

Thank God my dreamy Bob isn't!!!

*Pulls out uno reverse card*

@@zoeyraziachavez3232 Yeah

My favourite villager *(dom)* is safe from being on the menu

".. and even the fragile ecosystem it's all propping up would disappear overnight..."

Get rekt

grass: "Am I a joke to you?"

@@somethingnice9460 How is it keeping up the ecosystem? It was there before they arrived and likely will be there if they leave.

@@ToonedMinecraft if they eat too much(large amounts in short amounts of time) it could actually negatively affect it

I should ask my friend Kenta if his name is short for Kentucky Fried Chicken. 😬

@@marciadamelio7244 it is. source: trust me dude

Kenta is an actual Japanese name tho

@@Styxintheriver Yeah, it’s a pun on the popular name and the fast food chain.

Lol

Underrated

uh oh

*The Adults gonna casually eats their baby*

Oh no-

YES

And fatter to give more food

@@yumikodazaiswaifu (0-0)

You're absolutely right

So basically any of the robot villagers and stitches would survive

@@yumikodazaiswaifu agree

I think Uchi would win in that regard, even though I love her :(

You spoilt it :(((

@@_hamlin_07 dont read the comments if you don't want to get spoiled. watch the video first.

That Bois got mould on his nose

Ikr

The fruit: no I don't think I will

Jpew LBwep Yeah, they said normal people.

Or all the fish you could catch

i think you messed up you put *normal* i think you meant boring

Didn’t forget the fish

I don’t think there’s such thing as a female jock villager. I like your idea tho

hmm, I want cheese (rips the head off of a mouse)

LOLOL

Friend: You said Chadder is moving out, can I have him Me: holding a pizza* uh...

Fun fact: cheddar is villager number 69

@@bup489 *nice*

They’d be some of the worst to haunt you though, debatably. Though whether being haunted by something creepy or something cute that could guilt trip you is a bit of a hard decision

But they proly gross on the inside too 😒

Wait about 1 or 2 weeks after the villager moves then talk to them right away at the beginning of a new day and then save and end the game and time travel 30 days into the future and look for a thought bubble above the villagers head

I would eat all of them. They're so good. Espeaciay Zucker................

Wait, what’s the highest scoring creepy villager?

Also he is a takoyaki, you can get em in Japan. (Also he has a toothpick in his head :(*

I thought he was gonna be number one because he looks so delicious to me I'd actually eat him

I'm surprised Wendy didn't count either, considering the fast food chain

ISSO

Wanted to comment this too

NO

Y E S

As the quiet kid can confirm.

I've come to the calculation that Marshal is actually the most edible.

OO

@@raymond1830 Raymond don't do it

@@sharkbiteshitposts5506 Who said this had anything to do with consuming.

GOOD ( my youtube name used to be tangy for anyone confused)

That’s exactly what I was doing, WE HAVE ORANGES ON THE TREES DAMNIT. We don’t need to eat tangy 🥺

Tangy! sorry you had to see this video tangy...

Me too

we just CANNOT

I did...

I just wanted a list of every villager but I guess I technically got it

i saw this in my recommended once and forgot to save it to watch later, so now i had to search for it bc the concept of this video haunted my mind.

I did

there’s not a lot of likes and that concerns me

Well, she’s supposed to be made out of clay, she might look tasty but she’d probably taste awful

sammich forbidden snacks

@@Anthonythebane Reminds me of the time on Tumblr someone ate a dead horse's ashes and thought it was chocolate.

she’s literally a haniwa, meaning a dead person.

She’d probably taste like fingernails

Pokefan Simon his name is sugar, but he’s takoyaki?

I'd eat Merengue first. She might even be able to live without her strawberry for a while🍓

@@dandeleon2764 and merengue is perfectly spelled in Spanish

I have zucker on my island, he's a blackmarket fish & drug dealer he is the first to be eaten. Lmfaoo

@@allisonalarcon6313 it's funny to me, because I didn't know about the takoyaki connection and am german as well - to me it made perfect sense, because I thought he was supposed to be a sugary dessert like ice cream with a chocolate coating and the sticks could be those long thin cookies that often come with a proper bowl of gelato

700k*

Now a lot more.

I love your profile picture-

I watched it all the way through and it’s one am

Now it's 825,033 people.

This is incredibly accurate

I wondered only 1 thing, what does is Isabelle taste like?

@@adrianmonthly eat a dog

@@maxpaw2424 or go to any country

You should have seen him before. I mean, he bought all the animatronics from Fazbear Inc, just to rate them by how well they do at a party!

Yeah, I find the categories were too broad too. Heck, he didn't even take into account hunted animals (at least in the introduction example), jumping straight down from "farm animals" to "all the rest, excluding household animals"

He also put literal rubber at like 9 points... wth

Anything is edible if you're brave enough

@@Brick.McArthur actually Hopkins was twelve points

-1 edibility base, its all downhill from here

That's a whole meal right there

@@tomnook3765 full course meal* lol

i have zucker and tangy* too (edit, i spelt tangy as fangy oops)

I have only frita

YOU HAVE 2 OF MY FAVOURITE VILLAGERS WTH

In dutch a friet is a fry So it comes all together

Actually Frita in Spanish means fried as in “patatas fritas” which would be fried chips/fries😌😌

Then she’d be 39.75

Frita was my original villager for nh. Leave her alone, she’s sacred

@@neweden8755 makes it tastier

He is taking into account the villagers, not the fruits.

@@cutiepatootie4094 they are saying that if Nook Inc left there would still be fish and fruit to eat, you wouldn't need to eat the villagers

@@Vulnresati this is a purely hypothetical thought experiment.

@@cutiepatootie4094 yeah, but this person was making a joke that the RU-vidr's intro joke technically doesn't make sense.

@@Vulnresati I knos

Her foody name got her, sadly

but she’s a coconut😃

@@cursedcupid641 ...Dang, I didnt even THINK of coconut. I was thinking more of Cocoa She is supposed to be made of clay tho

@@cursedcupid641 I cannot believe I never even considered that, it's a double reference. She's the Haniwa AND a Coconut. Amazing I love coco so much can't wait to eat her.

Always thought Coco is reference to cookie, she LOOKS LIKE ONE

because food is delish

Why is the funny video man here

Ikr

You are so correct

This isnt the best animal crossing new horizons video Ive ever seen, this is the best animal crossing video Ive evr seen

Witch one

@@theepicgamer9476 probably coco lol

@@bluffcat. coco has 2 points It's either Del, Ribbot, Sprocket or Stitches

@@theepicgamer9476 right sorry she looks like she should be 0 though. Now that I think about it,it's probably stitches haha

Let me guess, stitches?

Gotta love how it goes from a creepy message, to _jazzy groves_

I was literally wondering where I heard the beginning music from.

puhuhuhuh-

time stamp please

XxEmotional MochaxX 20:44

Me too lol, chadder will be leaving soon, so I guess I can get eating ( on him )

To eat, or to sell on nookazon so you can buy foods

Woomylord nooo chadder is so cute😿

I would eat Chadder not zucker

@Layla Richards Vlogs-Gameplay And so much more I know

They're even called"Villager" in smash

Oh god

Human meat is not good food, not tasty, not even healthy.

Who said you are human?

@@LEGObowserYT ik, you arent a human, your a mii

Frita is teh entire Macdonalds experience

she’s the owner of every fast food restaurant you can think of