All in the Delivery

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Starring Kyle and Ian
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@plaidchickens3271 7 лет назад

IN AMERICA YOU HAVE RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS IN SOVIET RUSSIA YOU HAVE RIGHT TO WHOLE BEAR

@plaidchickens3271 7 лет назад

I can't wait for the Soviet Re-Union

@xwearenumber1x 7 лет назад

Get out. Dad jokes.

@gladehartdreamer5620 7 лет назад

this keiiled me more then the video, and thats saying something.

@Max1715 7 лет назад

Ironic of you to have the "DealWithIt" name while having a "No Trump" profile pic, that making you not deal with it, but just crying in your little corner of liberal white guilt.

@imveryangryitsnotbutter 7 лет назад

+Max: Yes, we should all strive to be as mature as you and take incompetent leadership and international belligerence in stride.

@Demadragon 7 лет назад

As a KGB-agent myself I admire your strict protocol following. Good job, tovarischi.

@jackdereduvo1109 7 лет назад

Agreed, Senya Pavlov.

@JBinero 7 лет назад

Сеня Павлов The KGB disbanded close to 30 years ago.

@bananas-zh3lv 7 лет назад

Maybe they were never disbanded and they're still operating secretly to this day!

@АлинаАхметова-у5ю 7 лет назад

Jeroen Bollen That's just what they WANT you to think! ^^

@g.wilson536 7 лет назад

Do you have license to maim?

@ocarinaofsociety 7 лет назад

Did you guys make this whole video just to show your hate for pineapple pizza?

@1Piecer 7 лет назад

Have you tried Fried Pineapple with rice? Or Pineapple Curry? Yea, these dishes exist and they are not tasty.

@joshjohnson7745 7 лет назад

1Piecer pinneaple on pizza is good though

@WMastersred 7 лет назад

A video well spent. Get the word out, save some lives out there.

@12Mantis 7 лет назад

Why not? I'd do the same thing. Now if you'll all excuse me this here slice of pizza is desperately in need of some taco sauce :P

@romainsavioz5466 7 лет назад

1Piecer not tasty for you

@mr.invizible9742 7 лет назад

I worked as a pizza delivery guy... and I know this is a comedy, and I love it, but man delivery people get all the shit from customers. We don't make the pizza, WE BARELY EVEN LOOK AT THE PIZZA! But we get all the blame and tips taken out just because someone in the kitchen screwed up. And then we get captured by the KGB But seriously, great video!

@jamesjuld 7 лет назад

Mr Invisible well now you know why they don't deliver themselves

@dreamwolf7302 7 лет назад

Same goes for anyone who delivers or loads a vehicle...i worked for Walmart, back when they had their employees load heavy items. Some asshat blamed me because as he was unloading his new TV (that i told him he would need 2 people to unload) he dropped it. My fault of course, despite the fact i was not the one unloading the damn thing.... And i love my pizza guy, he once drove out to deliver my Bacon Bypass Deep Dish (its as unhealthy as it sounds) in the middle of a Nor' Easter. Dedicated young man, right there. I gave him a 50 for a tip.

@LuizAlexPhoenix 7 лет назад

Any salesperson gets the same shit. Take example, tovasrich: "So, you sold me this romance book, according to the strict and contradictory guidelines I gave you. I am here to ask for my money back, the last chapter was disappointing. I enjoyed 90% of it and slightly damaged it, but want a full refund." Man, working with the public sucks. Shame young people only get these jobs and we have to be grateful for the oppprtunity to be yelled at by unreasonable customers.

@jacobgilbert3609 7 лет назад

I base tip on time and how warm and fresh my pizza is if it's wrong I tell them to take it back and get the right one

@jacobgilbert3609 7 лет назад

And I also worked as a pizza delivery guy I hated the gated community's and they never give u the code so u had to jump the fucking gate

@doxazo5512 7 лет назад

"America has no rules, also free, know what happens? They put pineapple on pizza." -Yegor Smirnov, 2017

@AirTerranean 7 лет назад

You mean they are siblings? Probably KGB approved Marx brothers.

@zappyapp Год назад

technically was invented in Canada

@denisbaev1580 Год назад

@@zappyapp So THAT'S why Canadian like to apologize so mucj! It's like the whole nation subcounciesly feels the guilt for the terrible sin.

@OHMHGAMES 7 лет назад

Are all the KGB videos part of a cinematic universe? Will their story be revealed one day? Or am I looking way too much into these videos

@Dreamklubdk 7 лет назад

You have clearly not been on the subreddit yet... ;)

@AirTerranean 7 лет назад

Watch Self-fulfilling idiocy for the answer to that question.

@OHMHGAMES 7 лет назад

AirTerranean what do you take me for good sir? A noob?

@deathbyprocrastination9515 7 лет назад

THE DOOR MONSTER CINEMATIC UNIVERSE!

@AirTerranean 7 лет назад

Considering you are still trying to make sense of things, yes. As someone who tried until yesterday, pleasure to meet you!

@CorruptedMuse 7 лет назад

I found it really funny that literally the day after I tried pineapple on pizza for the very first time, I saw this video

@ZondaJ 7 лет назад

TheRockDHouse Isn't this now the 2nd time in a fortnight that Door Monster has chronicled your life?

@misterproject8 7 лет назад

Ir's not a coincidence. IT'S A CONSPIRACY!

@LuizAlexPhoenix 7 лет назад

Coincidence? I think not! You American spy, da? What I saying? Of course you American spy!

@j2dragon109 5 лет назад

Google knows all.

@stevenrathburn2018 3 года назад

🤫 google is listening

@asjghajksidfgoa8shef 7 лет назад

Please tell me that is just Allison's makeup work on Kyle and he isn't really that close to dying.

@deltarose936 4 года назад

No one ever knows

@ALucienLachance 7 лет назад

1:19 Handbook have stupid rules. Always says, "Never push BIG RED button." Why else is it there?

@trygveplaustrum4634 7 лет назад

Headline for the next day: *PINEAPPLE BANNED FROM PIZZA, SOVIET RUSSIA COLLAPSES OUT OF PURE JOY*

@adammcfall5133 4 года назад

What about the anchovies?

@stewy497 7 лет назад

Nice touch with the dark circles. Is that makeup or is Kyle just that sleep-deprived?

@timonix2 7 лет назад

I would like to believe he is actually sleep deprived. But when he asked how long he had been staring he should have answered 15 hours or something large to really sell the eyes in the skit

@ducksunlimited1995 7 лет назад

Correct answer is - Allison means makeup, Kyle means no sleep, so probably both.

@majorplothole2620 7 лет назад

That is just Kyle's natural look.

@robertstegmann9260 7 лет назад

I'm early, better make a joke... Can't think of one. I'll knock them out and tell them when they wake up.

@deathbyprocrastination9515 7 лет назад

*quality*

@festethephule7553 7 лет назад

Robert Stegmann Ok, that was actually pretty good.

@m1k3y48 7 лет назад

A tired meme made fresh again, well done.

@deltaphant_ 6 лет назад

Wait... if that ISN'T a joke...

@glasswolf2061 5 лет назад

I have a joke for you... Pineapple on pizza.

@kaintenebris4253 7 лет назад

This entire video is just hating on Hawaiian pizza lovers. That is it's purpose

@sersmiles1635 7 лет назад

Kain Tenebris a good one

@smoot2337 7 лет назад

There's a difference between Hawaiian pizza and just pineapple Pizza.

@Max1715 7 лет назад

+Crank that Nipple Clamp. No there isn't.

@tenofswords69 7 лет назад

Kain Tenebris Really? I thought it was just showing off how terrible Jegor and Yegor are.

@ratholin 7 лет назад

Is it or is it saying people who whine about pineapple on pizza are predetermined to be losers? Odd fact. Hawaiian pizza was invented in Canada.

@devlynleopardi7040 7 лет назад

Why did the KGB capture her if she got there in 30 minutes or less she had to be Russian.

@Bramswarr 7 лет назад

A Russian put pineapple on pizza? I think not

@axeltenveils6816 7 лет назад

El Kudos Oh my!

@Xylos144 7 лет назад

Actually, pizza in Soviet Union was on backorder for about 10 years. So his frustration is a bit understandable. Kyle even had to schedule her to come in the morning, since the plumber was scheduled for the afternoon.

@nerakin6679 7 лет назад

She was Russian', but she put pinapple on pizza so now is traitor to the motherland.

@ladyalfhildrforestofvioletmist 6 лет назад

Perhaps they were operating in America still? Especially since in terms of continuity this is right after the one with Jefferey.

@TheDictin 7 лет назад

I would pay too much money to watch a sitcom with these two.

@charcoalwerewolf7447 7 лет назад

You guys are really DELIVERING on the puns lately! Thanks for another laugh this week.

@tylabs6766 7 лет назад

First thing I do when I wake up today it check my phone. Which has a door monster notification on it. After watching video I must share with all comrades and pineapple loving spies.

@TNTcommando 7 лет назад

I swear I love the KGB vids, you portray them so well without going overboard with the accent and stuff

@SirPonnd 2 года назад

The funny thing is that this never would have happened if he just didn't specify that he wanted no pineapple.

@okuno54 7 лет назад

Why didn't I see that coming‽ On second thought, that's a sign of objectively great humor...

@hoppityhares2597 7 лет назад

"...you can pin them to your jackets, and your backpacks and.... probably not your face. That would hurt...." why do I get the feeling Kyle is speaking from experience?

@TwoGoblinsInATrenchCoat 5 лет назад

I feel like whatever non-KGB current secretive Russian assassin task force that exists right now would view these as inspirational videos.

@lforlight 7 лет назад

"Great, now I have to start over" indeed made a difference.

@TheNerdySimulation 7 лет назад

Pineapple on Pizza: The *actual* reason for the Cold War.

@danniemiesse4643 4 года назад

"Matching pineapple tattoo" I'm in stitches

@Ursarctos2 7 лет назад

it's good to see you guys be so consistent with your content! Thanks Door Monster! :D

@AirTerranean 7 лет назад

Entendre! Entendre! A wonderful sketch once more guys, and a fabulous return for everyone's favourite KGB officers! Oh how we missed you, but I know you never return the sentiment...

@44637g 7 лет назад

classic "use eye-shadow/liner/whatever to look evil" technique

@LumberchukStudios 7 лет назад

FYI Hawaien pizza was created by a Greek man in Canada. Also he passed away this past year I believe :( (also I think we need everyone's position on the Pineapple on Pizza debate in a community comments)

@chrisdelzell8467 5 лет назад

It's a hard debate to get going. Most pineapple pizza lovers are too busy enjoying their perfect sweet and savory treat to bother. Only the haters are angry enough about their sad condition to argue over it.

@CoralCopperHead 3 года назад

@@chrisdelzell8467 It doesn't help that those of us loving the pineapple inevitably hit that point in the argument (discussion? I never get invested enough for it to be an argument) where the hater bitches about fruit on pizza, makes us roll our eyes, point out that tomato is a fruit, and check out of the conversation entirely. Preferably while enjoying said delectable joy.

@bladezplays612 7 лет назад

This sounds EXACTLY like the type of conversation I would hear between 2 henchman in the middle of a splinter cell mission

@avasam06 7 лет назад

1:30 that pineapple on pizza joke made me laugh way, way too much

@TheRhythym 6 лет назад

It is sad how long it took me to realize the title is a pun.

@silvertheelf 5 лет назад

You: “you put pineapple on pizza, you might as well be American.” Hawaii: “then we’re not American” Me: “...I like pineapple... I like pizza... and I like pineapple pizza.”

@fulcrum2951 5 лет назад

To all intelligence agencies, i found a target

@silvertheelf 5 лет назад

fulcrum 29, 😂

@geodrewbilee 3 года назад

This is even funnier because Hawaii was forced into statehood by American military action and never actually wanted to be part of the US. Hawaii was the first country to be recognized as an actual country by the Common wealth

@patricktsao9630 7 лет назад

Aw man. That brick title-pun hurts almost as much as your hatred of the delicate flavor sensation that is pineapple pizza.

@Seafarer64 7 лет назад

When Captain America throws his pineapple pizza shield... All those who chose to oppose the pineapple pizza will yield. The sweet and savory taste is real... and on Tuesdays you can get a deal... When Captain America throws his pineapple pizza shield!!!

@doxazo5512 7 лет назад

Wow, how long did that take you?

@roadhouse6999 6 лет назад

Steve Rogers is from Brooklyn there is no fucking way in hell any true New Yorker would approve of pineapples on pizza.

@conormcgowan6748 6 лет назад

roadhouse699 As a New Yorker, i agree

@fgdbbddhhdhdj1591 5 лет назад

Unless you're an Ice

@isaiahf-d846 4 года назад

@@roadhouse6999 hmm that's interesting as I'm pretty sure that's where I found out about pineapple pizza

@ThePlumAbides 7 лет назад

There are two kinds of people in this world; those who love pineapple pizza, and those who are wrong. I don't make the rules

@theuncalledfor 7 лет назад

I want to bash in the stupid heads of _both_ sides of this atrocity of a debate. No one has the right to tell anyone else what to eat or not to eat.

@potionoconfusion8686 3 года назад

This was masterfully crafted and I cannot express my happiness at the ending

@ardinhelme687 7 лет назад

I've already watched this way more times than I should have...

@DungeonDad 7 лет назад

They may take our lives, but they will never take the delicious sweet and savoury combination that is pineapple on pizza!!

@vladscorner8949 7 лет назад

Loved that Ending. Perfect when you're a delivery guy.

@AdamTheVox 7 лет назад

I've pined pin to my face. 10/10 would pin myself again P.S. Send help it hurts P.S.S. I can't do it myself because I pinned myself to a chair.

@Faxanadu_ 7 лет назад

Damn, first she's shot in PUBG, now she's repeatedly punched in the face. Poor Allison..

7 лет назад

"Rules are important. America has no rules. You know what happens? They put pineapple on pizza."

@griffmonkez 7 лет назад

Pineapple Pizza actually not America's fault. It invented by Canada.

@ungrave5231 7 лет назад

I had no idea where you were going with this the whole time. Turns out, KGB hates pineapple on pizza. Guess I have to show my freedom by increasing pineapple pizza consumption by %300.

@MrElielsebastian 6 лет назад

HAHAHAHA THAT ENDING IS AMAZING

@Shirt222 7 лет назад

Oh my god! It's all in the DELIVERY!!! GET IT GUYS!! BECAUSE IT WAS A PIZZA JOKE!!!

@thomasboys7216 7 лет назад

Right, so I can get stickers and pins from DFTBA but no mention of Door Monster pizzas though?

@Bbauhaus250 7 лет назад

These KGB videos are my favorite ones. Hope you guys keep making them

@18grape 7 лет назад

This one's genius guys! Glad to see my favourite KGB members back on screen but I realised to my distress that I don't know one of their names. I know Ian's character is called Yegor but has Kyle's character ever been named?

@DoorMonster 7 лет назад

+18grape Actually, Kyle's is Yegor. Ian's is Jegor. They're pronounced the same.

@Archangel486 7 лет назад

"Rules are important. America has no rules. Also free. Do you know what happens? They put pineapple on pizza." I was having an *insanely* bad day. And then that happened. Thank you for that, laughed my ass off!

@thackeryscroggins9947 7 лет назад

Yay more yegor! Hey what are y'alls favorite characters that y'all have played as

@flashbaggins427 7 лет назад

The ending, as always, is the best thing

@UmbreonMessiah 7 лет назад

I don't know how you guys continue to put out such quality comedy every week, but please don't stop! :)

@TheoneandonlyDrops 7 лет назад

Man I love the KGB sketches. And judging by the comments I'm far from the only one.

@reeseroberts5656 7 лет назад

Does Kyle have a tattoo?! Also, LONG LIVE A PINEAPPLE FREEDOM!!!!

@parkerchaddock2770 7 лет назад

Some spot on accents.

@FredericoASousa 7 лет назад

"you also like pinnaple on pizza. Might as well be american" AHAHAHA. Thank you DM, you never fail to make laugh

@TheStrangeSandwich 7 лет назад

In an upcomming dystopian young adult movie adaption of a mediocre book because those are the only ones left to milk: People live in bright sky scrapers. Energy is clean. Poverty is eradicated. Violence and crime is at an all time low and dropping. But in the shadows. In the slums. The non-humans live. Shunned by all and cast out from society. The pinapple pizza lovers. And soon they will rise, led by a legendary hobo and their hatred for all who lives above

@theuncalledfor 7 лет назад

"Poverty is eradicated." "slums" What do you think slums _are?_

@TheStrangeSandwich 7 лет назад

Fixed

@Geobeetle 7 лет назад

Howto make a Russian accent: Open you mouth as little as possible while contracting your tongue and throat

@inqman 7 лет назад

so my wife watches the video and says "Oh no, Kyle, Sweetie, get some sleep, we love you" and I'm just like "Wow, that makeup really got to her" good job making people feel things and re-opening the wound that is cured meats on cheezy bread

@dawesome_sauce 7 лет назад

I don't know why I didn't see the obvious pizza deliverer twist ending.

@rainboweyes6475 7 лет назад

"All in the Delivery" I see that pun.

@repubblesmcglonky8990 4 года назад

This is a testiment to how Culturally Intelligent Door Monster are...

@fpruijt1976 7 лет назад

Pineapple on pizza is for those of us that can appreciate the taste of pineapple on pizza

@fpruijt1976 7 лет назад

AKA SHUT UP ABOUT IT

@babylon5lord 7 лет назад

you know kyle could be a spy, he could be Michael Westen son.

@zeeiremonger9201 7 лет назад

My favorite kind of pizza. Barbecue sauce with all the meat on the menu and pineapple. Iz gooooooood!

@BeaverChainsaw 4 года назад

No shirt, No shoes, No Pineapple!

@thearcheduck8746 7 лет назад

What a coincidence. I just finished listening to Russian music and door monster comes out with a Russian themed video! The Illuminati is real.

@piratecheese13 7 лет назад

smelling salts exist for this

@bhankas6282 7 лет назад

Hey man. I thought this one had Ethan. And Jeeffery! Why are they not in videos anymore?? Also, as the sworn Knight of the Pineapple, it is my duty to inform you that you are hereby challenged to a dual. Just inform me next time you are planning a time outside Texas. Or USA for that matter.

@theendofthestart8179 Год назад

unrealistic because kyle accepted the offer to take a break

@siobhanconyne470 6 лет назад

Kyle looks good in tattoos.

@athanasiuscontramundum4127 7 лет назад

About the stickers are they like the stickers you get at the doctor or are they durable, like car stickers?

@vahnnille7435 3 года назад

So...wait wait wait, I just realized: does not liking pineapple on pizza make you Communist?!

@WuHo 7 лет назад

Is Denounce Pineapple gonna be a new religion?

@Gamer-ql1zq 7 лет назад

These guys don't have their licences to kill, so they can't kill her, but at least one has licence to maim ,so then they are best interrogation team, because if they can't kill her but can still maim her then they would be the best torturers in KGB. I, think.

@alexandermashin5515 6 лет назад

The Salisbury story is still more absurd.

@knighthowl4758 7 лет назад

This is the correct amount of hate for pineapples on pizza.

@DaBezzzz 6 лет назад

2:12 You should make a shirt with those guys on it saying NO PINEAPPLE I know I would buy it.

@UriskOfTheFae 6 лет назад

But... but... pineapple on pizza is a blessing to my palette!

@doxazo5512 7 лет назад

Whatever you do, don't start calling it "merch"

@XBLMastrodicasa 7 лет назад

Goddamn that pun

@Fort_Master 7 лет назад

Right Comrade! I mean, who like pineapple?

@tenofswords69 7 лет назад

Just checking; is putting DoodleConn in each vid a thing again?

@kellenliame2674 7 лет назад

Wow. The name is perfect.

@Sabrowsky 7 лет назад

There could be a series following the exploits of yegor with an y and iegor with an i. Yeah. Id watch that

@XboxCrafters 7 лет назад

Quick! Think of a witty comment that will be on community comments.

@DanielHarrisjr1 7 лет назад

Love you guys, keep making awesome....or dont make awesome, either way i will watch......Door monster addiction. Can i start a group? Some church basement? Thursday nights?

@adamcarman5330 7 лет назад

if I accidentally got pineapple on a pizza I think I'd be at that stage of mild annoyance right before real anger. It would be an inconvenience so terrible I want to die, but complaining about it would seem shallow... I think I might just passive-aggressively grumble as I picked the pineapple off.