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Oliver Von Vert lol

Why am i impressed and believe there are manuals, for guns, and that some tell you to actually shoot home invaders

Nicolas Sousa you should shoot anyone who enters your property with every projectile you have in possession

@@Echa37-H37 * pulls down pants *

@@Echa37-H37 'Murder people who come near your stuff' the american way

Nah, they were way too accurate in the end.

In original Xcom you could get over 100% accuracy in open ground granted there are no obstacles in a way.

Sorry, but I play XCOM (granted, the new one), and there is no way two soldiers can hit a target that reliably when still using ballistic weapons and shooting from Overwatch.

*FonVegen* The +20 range bonus should cancel the overwatch penalty. Also Kyle's probably a VIP so he has -50 defense.

FonVegen 90% accuracy is about as accurate as saying the Earth is the center of the solar system in those games...

Very commom problem in America. Happens all the time.

Can confirm.

other people in this comment zone have weird friends and resilient bodys

Yeah why are people trying to sell me zucchini and rubarb milkshakes all the time

Emphasis on *been* because… Y’Know… we’re dead.

Better than Hollywood or videogame recoil.

I believe you've fallen into Door Monster's classic "Chekhov's Joke"

@@dickrendell6574 what

@@MisterPogman its called setup and punchline

What, by emptying every round they had in possession inti Kyle's body?

Cool but did you know bungee gum has both the properties of rubber and gum?

Are they twins by any chance?

Perfect! :D

Hey, what's the differnce between a submasheengun and an assolt rifle?

Discord Lexia I know a similarity. You don't know how to spell either of em.

Nick The Capitalist Looks like someone didn’t get the joke. R/Whoosh.

As someone who hasn't even seen a gun irl before (I live in the UK) I can confirm this video is also accurate

And you don't?

those are real things, and don't actually shred your forearm 99% of the time.

@@bemusedalligator It's a bit complex, modern versions can come with things like off-side safety plates, in tradition black power this could lead to multiple rounds firing at once (can't think of the term), but it largely comes down to caliber and tolernces to determine how much energy is being leaked by the cylinder gap that can burn the fuck out of your arm.

It’s a bigger iron.

@@IrvineTheHunter Chain firing is the term you're looking for, I know it's been five months but hey. I wasn't here five months ago.

@@IrvineTheHunter it's been 2 years and now you are being called to answer: why does it have a ramrod?

the wall? Did you see how clean KYLE stayed during all that?

Mattis Bertelmann can't risk getting stains on Cave Johnson

Us Kyle's are a surprisingly clean bunch all said.

Mattis Bertelmann they used my new product called forever clean spray. What ever you spray with it stays clean for almost forever, be it stains, blood, oil, tar, bombs, or gunshots and even protects you from slashing weapons

They're using that pee-resistant paint San Francisco used

Xuan Tian Shang Ti but is it of Cave Prime?

DynamicWorlds That's a good question.

Kyle can't die he's immortal also Kyle does all the work

This is a really good comment, it deserved way more love 😂

Well, they made the gun turrets that they foolishly let GlaDOS take control of

@@placeandthink8728 Tbf, those turrets were literally just Nerf guns but with bullets.

I once witnessed a salve fired from 5 Arquebuses (early 16th century/ ca. 19 milimeter) in a castel's bailey. Outside at the parking lot the car alarms started howling...

Matthew Keipe sometimes I'm a case of home invasion there simply isn't enough time to put on proper eye and ear protection. As was clearly the case in this video. With the home invader. And the present danger

RobinsonCrouse24 yea but stronger firecrackers can do that too.

I know right? Repeated exposure to bullets can wreak havoc on your eyes and ear drums!

Alex Edwards ''home invader''

The time machine strikes again...

And a change of clothing

@@zackiechan8680 And a haircut

If he started when yoi left your comment, he wouldve just now got home

Lucas Davis-BUTTERS you can never know too much about guns

Steele Rain if you have intimite knowledge of how a gun feels up your rectum, isn't that knowing too much about guns?

Nikolai Leerskov nah, i f it happens once it'll happen again. Next time you'll be prepared ;)

Steele Rain seems legit xD but i wasn't talking about being assaulted though ^^ i meant having intimate knowledge of how to use a gun for sexual activities ;-) Surely that goes beyond the boundaries of what man was supposed to know xD

Nikolai Leerskov you got me there. But if you keep doing that, be sure to make sure its unloaded or else you wont have to worry about constipation any more...

Leaving Coma: They probably couldn't due to copyright.

aww men...

I'm decently disappointed this didn't happen.

"Hide and Seek" is an old but glorious meme and I would have loved to see it again here.

Leaving Coma door monster please make a redux version with the mmm whatcha say song

then what is it? looks like 1911 to me

itaybron well infact, since that's a revolving rifle, if it does not have a gas seal and you hold your hand infront of the drum the escaping gas could mangle your arm

itaybron It's proper for a revolving carbine, though maybe not expert hand placement.

Ege Erdem because I'm a nerd I rewatched it closely and it appears that it's got the slide shape of a 1911 with a serrated trigger guard from a Sig. Though it's clearly an airsoft gun because it's all plastic so it's not really modeled on anything specific.

yea i thought so too

Go watch the Zucchini and Rhubarb video to get the joke

Whoosh

right over leo's head

The milkshakes are zucchini and rhubarb flavored. They're madmen at best, freaks at worst.

You sir, win the internet.

*OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH* Being that guy once in a while is a nice feeling :D

WisePictWarrior Sick... burn, bro.

i know right but it's hard not to be annoying (you weren't)

*cough*

WisePictWarrior, I think you just rolled a critical on the "pun damage" chart.

Honest answer - when it was 5am and we had no desire to do any more effects work.

Less honest answer - turns off automatically when not being watched.

-62% Honest answer - The dell laptop did it

Real answer - the character shot the camera so many times that it broke, leaving the TV still on but without any footage to play.

ThatsTheJoke.png

R/whoooosh

Wooooooooooosh

@@alexchinowsky3567 r/woosh, Alex. That's the joke.

r/woosh

It was a weird day.

Likely just a small ripple effect from the timey wimey clusterfuck that they caused.

They're still arguing and have been for six years. Both of them now have beards so long that it acts as a speed bump for cars.

i thought they shot each other?

Did you think that something so trivial would stop them arguing?

You could hold it by the hand grip of the gun which wouldn't be incorrect.

Pretty sure they actually did everything correct, and then the firing was the punchline, I.e. doing everything as wrong as possible

Whatcha doin here boi

Not broken. Just working independently.

dude, here in Canada weve got milkshake machines at every gas station.

but they are always broken?

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nah they are pretty much fine most of the time .-.

MrFueler Nah. More of a neon red. Purple has a lot more nuance. Either that, or instead of a twist of lemon, it was 100% lemon.

OriginalPiMan No, more of a Neon Grey.

Neon gray, yes. With lemon, on rocks.

Combustible lemon

I think they achieved the Matt Locke effect rather well.

Hayden Huffines well it is an important distinction, since you load magazines with clips usually. Say what you mean and all that, accurate word choice.

What?! The distinction is very important! Semantics are more important than you'd think

Fighters really do love to fight over which way is the best way to fight.

A clip is just a precursor to a magazine. and is still part of a it. In WW1 they would keep their bullets clipped together; now we have a fancy plastic case that covers the clip to keep the bullets clean, and that CASE is known as a magazine. 1 magazine holds 1 clip of bullets, so "loading a new clip" is THE SAME as loading a new magazine in the context of useful language, because a magazine is simply the container that clips are in. The only difference is that "loading a new clip" COULD mean that you are going to take out your empty mag, refill it with loose bullets, and then load that same magazine back into your gun keeping the old magazine and using a new clip; whereas loading a new magazine COULD mean that you could in fact have a full clip in your gun's magazine, pop out that magazine, empty the clip, load it into the new magazine, and put that in your gun, keeping the old clip but using a magazine. In reality the use of that either phrase means you are getting a new mag that contains a new clip, because moving individual bullets between magazines in the middle of a fight is dumb.There are a few types of guns that don't' have magazines (mostly revolvers) but do have clips, and that is the only case where "new magazine" is technically incorrect, but remember that the purpose of communication is served either way.

@@bemusedalligator No, that's honestly very incorrect. A clip is not a precursor. Rifles with internal magazines predate the clip, but prior to the world wars they were generally tubular magazines that followed under the barrel. Today, we think of this feature as only being used in shotguns or lever guns, but it was a common feature of European military rifles in the later half of the 1800s and even up into early World War I for some nations that were behind the technological curve. (Though the US never really adopted much in the way of tube magazine rifles other than some units in the civil war, skipping from muskets to single shot trapdoors, to the internal box magazine Krag rifle that had to be fed loose ammo by hand before jumping to stripper clips, then en-bloc clips... and eventually getting to detachable magazines almost 15 years after everyone else.) The rifles you're referring to in the world wars typically had internal magazines (Mostly. Some rare cases had detachable magazines but it wasn't a common feature yet, much less a standard one like it is for many rifles today. It was also common to not detach the magazine and instead feed the weapon with stripper clips anyways. The Lee-Enfield and all of it's variant models for example.) You feed a magazine with a clip or a loading tool, depending on the type of magazine and the weapon's feed mechanism. Loading tools are typically for the detachable magazines, but there are some that are designed to feed with stripper clips. Some early semi-automatic weapons were even intended to work that way as those who were issued them in military service would only be issued the one magazine with them and expected to constantly feed it by hand or with a stripper clip. Today, this practice would considered completely insane as magazines are considered largely expendable and expected to break or wear out eventually. Revolvers are definitely very different because the cylinder contains multiple chambers. There is no magazine, or feeding device other than your hands. You can use a speed loader to aid you for some revolvers. Some revolvers also have purpose designed clips for quickly feeding and extracting spent casings, but this is a pretty case-by-case basis.

Zucchini or Rhubarb?

both? both, both is good

No! There can only be one! *pulls out gun*

Rhubarb, through and through. Zucchini is 100% (culinary) vegetable, with no fruity texture, flavor, or sweetness. Rhubarb on the other hand is used like a fruit in many cases, and has the flavor, the texture, and the acidity to back it up. Sugar needs to be added, but it's workable.

You clearly have not enjoyed a good Ratatouille _theuncalled for.

Shout out to all the lurkers! ;)

And reloading is optional

Rachel was wearing a hat with the Texas flag on it, stereotyping encouraged.

No, we like being the "gun country".

Yeah no, I totally agree #MyFeelingsWereSeriouslyHurtByThingsThatWereJustObserved

Are you perhaps... TRIGGERED?

Dammit, Nate, I wanted to make that joke!!! D:

Nate S It's not Gunplay but wordplay! That's why you can't use TRIGGERED! AUGHHHGHGHGH!

But, what about a gun... that fires ice cream

You're hired!

+Cypherous YOu can' eat either of those in your scenario.

BLASPHEMY

I should also add, great acting guys! Seriously you guys get better every time, and you both acted like many people I know when arguing over pointless trivialities in such a manner.

AirTerranean that made me want to vomit

Tragically?

It thought the video was fairly pro- "firearm enthusiast", rather than mocking them. To mock them would be to disregard the safety rules and caricaturize them as "durr hurr guns r cool lel".

Which is why they were pointing loaded weapons at each other throughout, before opening fire on the first third party in sight.

I would hate to drown in maple syrup

And beer apparently

What about that time y’all nearly burnt down a city because the ‘Nucks lost a game?

But you also can't revolt when a dictator takes over or stop a mass shooting before the police get their

Zucchini is a mutant cucumber!

Rhubarb, if it's a sweet product such as a milkshake.

Rami Sirote I'd like to know as well so I'm just leaving this comment

Benjamin Meijer I claim this comment in the name of Spain!

..... Would you be interested in a trade agreement with England?

Andrew Sercer for the last time i will not give you all my luxury resources for 3 iron

+Meme Machine What about 4 iron? I know it's the atomic era, but iron is going to make a comeback on the bomb drops

Thank you! And thanks for sticking around so long!

They used 3

@ziv GO HEBREW SPEAKERS

German also only has one word, at least I don't know a second one

Because they describe completely different loading mechanisms?

@@juckya9660 You can't necessarily mix and match bullets of different weapons even when they have the same loading mechanism, so I feel like it's a redundant distinction.

I think that most people have that in common.

Whatever ! It was in the PUBG video too. "While you can" - Martin Hall

Josh Reed yes it was! Caught my attention