Crusader Kings II: Long May He Reign (feat. Squire)

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The royal council tries to find a new king.
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@SquireComedy 5 лет назад

This was a lot of fun to make. Cheers guys! :)

@scottwood6920 5 лет назад

Omg i love your voice man

@Locahaskatexu 5 лет назад

Gods alive man, Squire I do love your sense of humour, this was hilarious

@weeshooting0978 5 лет назад

I thought that was tou XD

@jacksonbowns1087 5 лет назад

You were in San Antonio?! Man.

@laggedoff 5 лет назад

I freaking love your channel, the first of your videos I watched made me an instant fan and an instant subscriber. Keep doing the fucking sweet work you do.

@justafaniv1097 5 лет назад

Too unrealistic, not enough 3 year olds in regencies.

@Reddsoldier 5 лет назад

Who are then inexplicably hated by the people who brought them up.

@fallenswan1670 5 лет назад

I actually didn't really had such problem. But in other hand, I usually play with pagans, like vikings, means I have lot of people to be elected as new king - and if some of them dies, it usually just means that kingdom suffers less when next king dies...

@darksuperganon 5 лет назад

Only to die in their 16th birthday, leaving the throne to... their 2 year old cousin. Or he steps into the throne room, someone chucks a rock at him, and he's infirm for 45 years.

@fallenswan1670 5 лет назад

In my last game (I should continue it...), I had 5 kings in 4 years. All of them adults. My kingdom was split so many times in pieces that it was even united back! Fifth king in that period was dullest (literally "dull") grandson of king who died 4 years earlier. BUT, he was brilliat strategist. Incredible one. And master of melee combat too! So, besicly he don't understand about shit of anything, excempt how murder masses of people and stay alive. And he is kind of king who will have long long reign. (I think he already had reign of 10 years, and seems nothing is going to kill him...).

@snappedsquire8479 5 лет назад

In the later years of the Roman Empire, there was a least one emperor who was crowned at the age of three

@ynotplaygames2067 5 лет назад

This is so true to the games mechanics "What do you mean your plotting to take the throne from me, YOU HELPED ME get this throne!"

@JoeMartinez18 5 лет назад

"Yeah... But that Throne looks comfy, and now that u got it , I want it... So die!!!!."

@connorschultz380 5 лет назад

Seriously what is this game?

@pieguy7157 5 лет назад

It Crusader Kings II(aka CK2) it is a paradox grand strategy game set in the Middle Ages

@MeidoInHebun 5 лет назад

You know it could be roleplayed as wanting to get rid of a popular king with a bad one that has a claim, so it's easier to take the throne for oneself from the latter.

@owlblocksdavid4955 5 лет назад

@@MeidoInHebun yeah, besides, sometimes they disgrace you with your wife, or murder your mother that was spying on them, or burn your daughter at the stake as a heretic. Then they're dead. Or, if your Greek, castrated. That's always fun.

@BattleUnit3 5 лет назад

"Right. Does anyone want to join a plot?" - This was so on point i wondered if this was a trailer for the new DLC

@reigenpott9953 5 лет назад

Never! 40 gold later ok

@auron2699 5 лет назад

@@reigenpott9953 *pays entire court to kill a guy i don't like*

@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 4 года назад

@@auron2699 *Plot failed, guy counter-plots against me, succeed*

@somerandomguy3324 4 года назад

black wall I mean I once played a game where I got my liege’s entire council to join a plot against him because he cucked me (the reverse happened a few years later (hre multiplayer game))

@bobbluered8984 5 лет назад

"Right does anyone want to join a plot?" -A summary of MacBeth

@bonniepozarlik2969 5 лет назад

You Sir, could have saved me hours and hours in high school! But excellent summation!

@Anarchristian_Beanz 4 года назад

Still read this in iambic pentameter.

@Daffa137 5 лет назад

"England only has 6 different face types" Living in Exeter, you sir speak some truth there

@theblackbaron4119 5 лет назад

Which number of face type did you pick for yourself ;)?

@ihaveagun22 5 лет назад

@@theblackbaron4119 He didn't, his face fluctuates between the 6

@fulcrum2951 5 лет назад

@@ihaveagun22 something like a lovecraft thing?

@raquetdude 5 лет назад

which facetype is the Cornish one again?

@edwardaugustus9680 5 лет назад

Cornwall has 5.

@thepebbleinstitute7702 5 лет назад

This isn’t even exaggerated.

@gaylordzapikowski9053 5 лет назад

It's honestly pretty tame yet still pretty accurate.

@SulyvhanTheStranger 5 лет назад

This isn't even enought xD it lack of newborn kings getting murdered by their families

@noahjohnson935 4 года назад

Not enough smothered children

@turmuthoer 4 года назад

Not enough Aztecs, horses or secret bears.

@EarFarce4 4 года назад

@@turmuthoer bears? What bears?

@tarnim80 5 лет назад

"I am probably the only one God truly loves" "And humble too"

@CatholicWeeb 4 года назад

@Vox They are ALL inbred

@Ajehy 4 года назад

665th like. I pave the way to a land I cannot reach myself.

@mathunit1 4 года назад

@Vox Go fuck yourself.

@Hammadz-li 3 года назад

@@CatholicWeeb nut who isnt

@Nowters 3 года назад

I hate people who just quote things and get a thousand likes

@Taneth 5 лет назад

"Might have the plague." * dies * "I do hope it's not catching."

@neolexiousneolexian6079 5 лет назад

"Lucky we're at a coronation, eh? Next!"

@lindseyfrancesco4 3 года назад

daily life in 2020

@anthonybramante2921 3 года назад

@@neolexiousneolexian6079 Get it? Corona-ation?

@somethingelse516 3 года назад

@@anthonybramante2921 well done, tips hat

@erebusvonmori8050 3 года назад

Ugh, one plague I went from 300 potential heirs, all with 7 bloodlines including the immortality one, to three people with just two of the bloodlines. That one hurt.

@tlsgrz6194 5 лет назад

Hey, the english King killed my Cat during battle, I feel completely justified in murdering his entire Dynasty.

@Haan22 5 лет назад

It's the only rational response.

@fulcrum2951 5 лет назад

Justified

@yaujj65 5 лет назад

How did you bring a cat to battle and how did you murder the entire dynasty unless they kill themselves (you know when they become courtiers and doesn’t marry

@fulcrum2951 5 лет назад

@@yaujj65 shh

@tlsgrz6194 5 лет назад

@@yaujj65 There is an event where you get a pet cat which follows you around (granting +1 health, +1Intrigue iirc). If you lead troops, that cat can be killed in battle. Killing of a Dynasty is not that difficult. Just search for any living member and use a combination of assassination plots, satanist abilities and duels. If everything else fails, declare war and kill them on the battlefield or imprison and execute them once you have conquered their lands.

@WMastersred 5 лет назад

Whoa, who said you could upload my entire playthrough?

@HunterDrone 5 лет назад

yours? that's clearly mine.

@polskalitwa1659 5 лет назад

WMastersred both of you are wrong, this is obviously my gameplay.

@adamh2077 5 лет назад

No, I'm HowToBasic

@matiseonfusion5276 5 лет назад

Woah woah woah, all of you stole MY playthrough.

@Murdorch 5 лет назад

@@matiseonfusion5276 i thought for a moment you all stole mine, but then realised there wasn't enough incest, so my apologies, carry on.

@heidiwilks5316 4 года назад

"Long may he reign" -- degenerates to "May he survive longer than this ceremony." :P

@eric_moore-6126 2 года назад

"May he reign long enough for someone to conceivably run away and change their identity."

@draexian530 2 года назад

"Does anyone want to join a plot?"

@colliwer 5 лет назад

No matter who else hates you, always make friends with your spymaster for exactly this reason.

@rsync9490 5 лет назад

Or provoke that person to civil war with raiding on. Take all their titles when the war is over and banish them. $$$$

@GAndreC 5 лет назад

Make them a court hester insult them give them council positions or mentor ones only to take them away a revolt should follow

@chezmasteraustin1375 5 лет назад

fabricating for only 7 years? lucky

@lucasbeck1391 5 лет назад

@@ravensshade moral authority is very important in conversion maybe it wasnt high enough?

@Apokalypse456 5 лет назад

you can get really unlucky with claims, but it doesnt usually that that long. and the most fun playing as catholics is building a dynastic empire, marrying into all the royal houses and then taking them for yourself or at least your family whilst your main title is set to seniority.

@patrickbohn5235 5 лет назад

Seriously, mid and late game you shouldnt be using fabricate claim almost at all. It is objectively the worst way to expand. Invite claimants, land them, then press their claim. Far faster and far more reliable

@AllCanadiaReject 5 лет назад

This is why you go Lollard EDIT: For until you forge your empire and get a border with the Umayyads or Abbasids. Then it's holy war city!

@ekkoree5464 5 лет назад

Chez Master Austin137 Keep in mind, he wasn't done yet.

@GuardianTactician 5 лет назад

2:36 Missed opportunity to say "Someone has killed the king! And with a chicken no less!"

@JellyMyst 5 лет назад

My name is Greg and I've killed a chicken with a man!

@eric_moore-6126 3 года назад

Diplomancy

@mwplaylist2890 2 года назад

That would be highly unrealistic. Greg lived in a Republic.

@NoNameAtAll2 11 месяцев назад

king was killed with his own sword on an appuncture session

@YunsAvatar 5 лет назад

Allison Edge Meter: 4.5 Where is Allison, you say? Try the disembodied arm that keeps appearing to place the death crown upon the heads of all of these worthy gentlemen. The arm that almost certainly is a silent partner in the plots. Oh, and the whole part about killing her husband over and over.

@Runix1 5 лет назад

Yeah, Ali-arm is definitely spymaster.

@helpmereach690subscribers3 5 лет назад

Vassals: *unanimously vote in favor of increasing crown authority* *crown authority is increased* Vassals: LOWER CROWN AUTHORITY! OR CIVIL WAR! Me: but you literally all voted in favor of it yesterday!?

@jamesgillespie5529 5 лет назад

Vassals: you gave us massive bribes. how could we refuse

@helpmereach690subscribers3 5 лет назад

James Gillespie I also gave you all massive tracks of land I literally raised you from a peasant to king of France!

@jamesgillespie5529 5 лет назад

@@helpmereach690subscribers3 Vassals: but you kept the duchy of Flanders which is my right as king of France.

@helpmereach690subscribers3 5 лет назад

James Gillespie ...Flanders is my home province. I only abandoned it last year since I somehow became the Byzantine Emperor and moved Constantinople

@jamesgillespie5529 5 лет назад

@@helpmereach690subscribers3 Vassals: thats another thing you have too many duchies. and in order to become emperor you changed your religion to orthodox you heretic

@davidkuzmanov3925 5 лет назад

"Yesterday I opened a book and it drove me insane" I relate to this sentence on a spiritual level

@Thoran666 5 лет назад

The king is dead, long live the king .... And that's how the entire dynasty was ended.

@e.richens3736 5 лет назад

Bar Satanic cults, Glitterhoof and occasionally discovering that your Daughter is actually a bear, this does a pretty good job at summing up my everyday experiences in CK2. If only real life were so chaotic...

@HunterDrone 5 лет назад

wait a bear? how did THAT happen?

@e.richens3736 5 лет назад

@@HunterDrone Apparently I gave birth to a bear and didn't notice for 30 years... I did think the baby was a but hairy

@owlblocksdavid4955 5 лет назад

Just wait a few centuries for the polar bears.

@stoutyyyy 5 лет назад

And the immortality event that kills 99/100 times

@RambleOn07 5 лет назад

@@e.richens3736 I then became that bear... and fathered both human and bear children with my human wife lol

@princepartee725 5 лет назад

DAMMIT! There was no exploding manure. Consider this video ruined. But great video, keep up the good work!

@BattleUnit3 5 лет назад

Or unstable balconies. I mean its Medieval Europe.

@DrDandy-yc1jt 5 лет назад

@@BattleUnit3 i mean, yeah, dude that walked away could have fallen off the balcony

@princepartee725 5 лет назад

I cannot believe one of the Kyles did blow up the leper while sleeping with his nephew... So unrealistic!

@owlblocksdavid4955 5 лет назад

I was killed by exploding manure as my last ruler in a recent game. I was sort of waiting for him to go so I could be Jewish again (I had to convert when Carpathia was targeted for a crusade...), but now I kinda miss allies. D:

@MrTJPAS 5 лет назад

When you somehow assign the guy with 20 Intrigue and Ambitious to be your Court Chaplain when you meant to make him your Spymaster

@nathfrancois5507 5 лет назад

Making a guy with 20 intrigue and Ambitious your Spymaster is a great way to commit suicide.

@yaujj65 5 лет назад

You will have no problem if you have good relationship with him. If he hates you, you character will meet an extortionist hobo who is also an assassin and ask for $7.

@essexclass8168 5 лет назад

@@nathfrancois5507 I eventually imprison the ones i own , castrate them, strip them of property and send them to China

@adamloga3788 4 года назад

@@yaujj65 At which point you reply "What in Heaven's name is a Dollar?" and I think you can figure it out from there.

@ElGringoCastellano 5 лет назад

It's about time you made a CK2 video!

@CassianoDalPizzol 5 лет назад

But they did't talk about shagging they sisters ir marrying a horse (Disclaimer: It's a joke about the game)

@palt7036 5 лет назад

Thanks for clarifying that @@CassianoDalPizzol

@SomeGuy-cp1km 5 лет назад

Palt well “joke” in the you can actually do it way

@palt7036 5 лет назад

@@SomeGuy-cp1km yeah i know i have 800 hours in the game

@CassianoDalPizzol 5 лет назад

Palt noob ;)

@mattmundt5615 5 лет назад

'Strong...cruel... does a lot of torture' - Squire's delivery in this video is, as always, absolutely bang on. Always appreciate his appearances in your videos.

@biggubba6573 5 лет назад

This is so accurate that it hurts my soul

@brycehawken1833 5 лет назад

Long live the king, aaaand dead You have been chosen, Prepare to die.

@xXxDarkPhantomxXx1 5 лет назад

They're already making it to the ceremony? Assassins are getting lazy.

@MrBrunswick 5 лет назад

Christ, isnt this the truth. The council always seems to know the best ways to drive the Kingdom into the ground, and every poor sod who becomes King is in more danger from his own council than the plague. This game is amazing, lol

@a-drewg1716 5 лет назад

seriously though the second you give the council any leeway into actually ruling a country you know its fucked now

@yaujj65 5 лет назад

Sound like the parliament right ?

@GAndreC 5 лет назад

Generally safest to have a heathen and foreign spymaster than one on the same culture and religion

@patriotliberator3160 5 лет назад

Non-Agglutinative Krenak that’s what I do conquer a new nation then use them preferably pagans they have some decent stats in my games

@GAndreC 5 лет назад

The thing is it is much much much harder for people to get foreign heathens to act against you in game specially if they like you. Specially harder since they do not like anyone in your court and no one likes them so no one is above suspicion. Historically puting religious or ethnic minorities in administrative positions or roles with authority has not sat well with people in the know or who were accustomed to holding those positions by default and in turn by the transitive property oftentimes with the bulk of the population but tons of rulers used them because they had more skin in the game than the other advisors since something bad happening to the ruler tended to mean something about as bad or much much worse happening to them those that follow their beliefs or match their race at a much higher percentage than any other advisor.

@invock 5 лет назад

"England only has about six different face types" > See?! How can some continue to pretend that CKII lacks realism?

@Pizzabash 5 лет назад

I expected it to end with a horse being king

@jackiechan5978 5 лет назад

Stuck in Wales for ONLY 7 YEARS! This man is obviously a diplomacy 20

@nico6143 5 лет назад

Headcanon: That last King was killed by the Swashbuckling Man from Diplomancy

@Crick1952 5 лет назад

Do one with the Boat Mormons as a secret society

@owlblocksdavid4955 5 лет назад

I am a Latter day Saint. I second this motion. It could be a heresy that appears when you find the ARK of the covenant :)

@judgedread01 3 года назад

I just realized that at 2:10 when he says “that one was both of us, yeah?” He is indicating that they both were part of the Assasination plot 😂

@BlueDragonMedia 5 лет назад

This Squire guy is really good.

@iainhansen1047 5 лет назад

Why no horse adviser deciding who gets to be king?

@labrynianrebel 5 лет назад

Why no horse becoming king? Long may Glitterhoof reign!

@rateeightx 5 лет назад

Because No King Lived Long Enough To Appoint A Horse As The Chancellor.

@mattbreisch4279 5 лет назад

What about ISPs satanic horse eating and absorbing his childrens life essence

@fafdsfr 3 года назад

@@manderic5436 Why use a real horse? Horse head masks are cheap and would still be very clearly Glitterhoof

@justadude5868 5 лет назад

The proper term is venomous snake, not poisonous snake. I demand that you re-record and repost the video to fix this minor error!!!

@bookreaderman6715 5 лет назад

Who's to say that his hobby wasn't snake eating

@preid122o 5 лет назад

Not in Dark Age alternative history Europe that's being invaded by the Aztec is aint', me horse sister daughter mother wife spymaster glitterhoof told me so!

@AntizombiRUS 5 лет назад

What if they took unvenomous snake and added poison on its teeth? Wouldn't it make snake "poisonous"?

@tommagennis 5 лет назад

No, a bunch of snakes fell into his mouth while he was sleeping. Accidentally. It was his own fault, for keeping a Snerricks TM Patented Snake Funnel by his bedside.

@JamesM1994 5 лет назад

Snakes are actually rather dry. I demand that you re-record and repost the video to erroneously call snakes slimy!

@rusticgiraffe4262 2 года назад

I’m surprised he didn’t immediately turn into Kyle when he stood up to take the throne.

@samb123 5 лет назад

Love it! Perhaps a Stellaris one next?

@tach5884 5 лет назад

You know it's EU4 and HoI before Stellaris, or was that Vic II?

@allthenewsordeath5772 5 лет назад

I once had a ruler last two months in game, his was the longest rain.

@Quintinohthree 5 лет назад

Quite a ruler if he could control the weather like that.

@nikitamalikov6683 5 лет назад

Then there was a great drought, and he was sacrificed by a Satanic cult to appease the Dark Lord.

@allthenewsordeath5772 5 лет назад

Quintinohthree My poor grammar has dishonored my family, the only remedy is ritual suicide.

@Narvaljodchik 5 лет назад

"I must be the one God truly loves!" "And humble, too." _W H E E Z E_

@Sebstasta99 5 лет назад

Aaah King Basil, the greatest monarch we've ever had

@owlblocksdavid4955 5 лет назад

-15 opinion of predecessor And Basil's son looks at the vassal, and it's a newborn.

@Belleplainer Год назад

I love it when I start a plot against a courtier and every new courtier who joins my court immediately joins the plot like their signing up for the kingdom's newsletter.

@jetstreamjackie3437 5 лет назад

Is Squire always doing an extravagant British accent in your videos, or is that just how he talks?

@FireWarrior2013 5 лет назад

Given his own channel and appearance on the Tank Museum's top five series. I think this is how he naturally talks XD

@fulcrum2951 5 лет назад

That's how he talks

@ReziahT 5 лет назад

I mean, his name is Squire. Why would you assume he is even capable of speaking in any other voice?

@jetstreamjackie3437 5 лет назад

Fair enough lmao

@popuptarget7386 5 лет назад

I suspect hes actually from Louisiana and has a strong Cajun patois. Hes merely a good actor.

@AscendtionArc 5 лет назад

Wait, is this the history channel, where did the Door Monster go.

@marcocappelli2236 5 лет назад

If it's History Channel, it's missing some aliens....

@aidena8381 5 лет назад

Should do a Byzantium one next. (Looks at the sundial) "Looks like it time for *another* civil war again... How many have we been through, 30, 40?" "62 to be precise" "I was close enough! If only they could stop fighting me and start fighting our enemies!"

@anonymousk4694 5 лет назад

0:55 he tried to control his smile and was successful

@Joso997 5 лет назад

When you get *possessed* and put your *horse* as a *councilor* Glitterhoof !

@SteelWalrus 5 лет назад

Squire's inclusion upped the immersion to 1066.

@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 4 года назад

My dick is harder than when William the Conqueror raped Harold Godwinsson

@SLKibara 5 лет назад

This is painfully accurate.

@connorschultz380 5 лет назад

What IS this game?

@fulcrum2951 5 лет назад

Yes

@a-drewg1716 5 лет назад

@@connorschultz380 truly though they forgot all of the new born slaughter..... are those sirens?

@johnwestensnorris6391 5 лет назад

@@connorschultz380 Crusader Kings 2.

@zamathellama9708 5 лет назад

You forgot that the heir joined the gavalkind faction.

@jackvogt3578 5 лет назад

Anyone else notice that the leper king who was left handed use his right hand to drink

@itsashane1552 5 лет назад

I had a bastard and so I sent him to the Teutonic order, he then became the leader of it. Wish I could legitimize him. Proud of my boy

@JonathanToolonie 5 лет назад

Accuracies through the roof.

@endgame7568 5 лет назад

Arthur, Gregor... These names are all too normal. I'm pretty sure there're more Buttfaces or Assclowns in CK2 than your rival in pokemon.

@_imperiumromanum 5 лет назад

Don't forget the inevitable civil war!

@owlblocksdavid4955 5 лет назад

I will not be blackmailed!

@SuperAerie 5 лет назад

It isnt a real succession of the throne if it isnt followed by a civil war

@Gothic7876 5 лет назад

Ehh civil wars are easy to prevent. Ever since Conclave and Charlemagne I haven’t had to deal with civil wars. And if you do, make sure you have enough Levies (not counting retinues) to beat down the majority of your vassals

@suokkos 4 года назад

@@Gothic7876 , Why would you want to prevent civil wars? They are an excellent way levy a bit extra taxes from nobles.

@kindoflame 5 лет назад

I feel like you could remove the reference to CK2 and claimed this video was about actual history and it would fit just as well.

@U_C_G 5 лет назад

Absolutely brilliant, this really is one of your best to date and that is saying something

@bloodrunsclear 4 года назад

Civil war in ten years? That’s probably the longest period of peace I've ever had

@NardoVogt 3 года назад

"That one was both of us, right?" *Nods* Fantastic.

@jomarivelasco5260 5 лет назад

*Get's inherited by Norway*

@Orillion123456 5 лет назад

No random han chinese heir mixed in? Must be very early on in the campaign.

@labrynianrebel 5 лет назад

In one of my recent games I glanced down to North Africa and saw a small independent country lead by a Han Chinese Jew and his one province was Yazidi... then I glance out in the steppe and find a bunch of Czech Catholics hanging out.

@owlblocksdavid4955 5 лет назад

@@labrynianrebel my favorite game was where I started in Cornwall, then made the Roman Empire Jewish Again. It was a wild ride.

@essexclass8168 5 лет назад

@@labrynianrebel My Campaign ended with a British Invasion of China in a war of succession, Britain being the Modern Day USSR

@hittlemorelikemomadolf8449 5 лет назад

@@essexclass8168 modern day ussr

@greninjamastergabe6452 4 года назад

In one playthrough, there was a random Taoist province in North Africa. Don't ask how it became Taoist.

@spritenado6983 4 года назад

"Why would anyone want to do that, then they'd have to be king." *Is next in line for the throne* *Convinces Court Chaplain to take the throne* "Anyone want to start a plot?"

@jesseclark7105 5 лет назад

The dialogue was great and very well-delivered, and, as usual, you got me with the last line.

@LetsPlayCrazy 5 лет назад

Reminds me of Medievil TW 2 (with the Pope): Me: *minding my own buisness* Whole of christianity: *attacks without mercy* Me: *defends myself* Pope: "YOU MONSTER, MAY YOU BURN IN HELL!" Me: "Oh! It seems there has opened up a spot as the pope* *cicle repeats like in the video*

@jamestown8398 5 лет назад

1:48 - I WISH disfigured characters in Crusader Kings II looked like that. Instead they wear Phantom Of The Opera masks.

@plasticballs 3 года назад

"-this is a coronation" I had to check when this video was made

@Talyrion 3 года назад

"Next up is, huh, Baldric the Lepper. Yes, God's natural choice." That line always cracks me up.

@trygveplaustrum4634 5 лет назад

Welcome back to the loving embrace of Paradox games!

@HojozVideos 5 лет назад

I volunteer to join the plot! Also, all comments are in a Squire voice now. Can't help it.

@propheinx2250 4 года назад

"Yesterday I opened a book and it drove me insane."

@keithhagen7571 2 года назад

this remains one of my favorite videos you have ever done,....please make another one for Cursaders 3

@InstigationFixation 4 года назад

That man is obscenely British

@theodorepinnock1517 5 лет назад

A brilliant Door Monster video, but which aren't!?

@martynpoyitt8918 5 лет назад

Fantastic work guys! I was wondering when you'd do something with Squire and I'm so glad you did!

@ekirstein89 5 лет назад

Love the videos, keep up the good work! Cheers from San Antonio!

@EdgyShooter 2 года назад

"So that was both of us, right?" So did they both poison him?

@Everhardt94 3 года назад

"Long may he reign. Unlike his father." 10 seconds later. "Not his son. It's his twin brother."

@olopi99 5 лет назад

This is probably one of your best videos recently, if not of all times. And I've definitely had games that went this way before, except that they included slightly wonkier lines of succesion!

@oliversherman2414 Год назад

I love your channel keep up the great stuff!!!

@gaiusjuliuscaesar3808 5 лет назад

Nice video and all but why did the Croats gain full control of Jerusalem?

@gunthereinritterdesheilige8436 5 лет назад

the leper should have stayed king and somehow be the greatest king of all time

@SovietReunionYT 5 лет назад

This is one of the best things you've done. I need to hear more of Squire describing people in terms of CK2 traits.

@clonetrooper2505 5 лет назад

Squire has a most excellent voice, I'm glad to see he came back for another vid.

@laveyanist 5 лет назад

Never played CK but this was absolutely wonderful to watch. It'd probably be a little difficult to plan but I think a Kingdom Come: Deliverance video would fit this channel pretty well if you put your minds to it!

@Christopher_TG 3 года назад

Having played CK2 a lot, this is only slightly exaggerated. Basically every word out of their mouths is a reference to some game mechanic or design quirk.

@EarFarce4 5 лет назад

You sure this is England and not the Byzantine Empire?

@GAndreC 5 лет назад

He’s grandpa was emperor but his father was not born in the purple and he somehow got the marriage

@sampfeiffer6557 5 лет назад

I love the mockups of ck2 portraits in the thumbnail. Well done!

@martinisbutik 4 года назад

The delivery of the final punchline is damn perfect.

@MrFaorry 5 лет назад

At first I thought this was gonna be a demon spawn killing all their older siblings but chain assassinations works too. Overall I rate it 4/10, can't get much better than that because you had CK2 without any glorious xwedodah. Here's hoping for more CK2 sketches.

@rateeightx 5 лет назад

The Flip Is Xwedodah?

@a-drewg1716 5 лет назад

dude those fucking demon spawns are always the best. I remember once I got on who ended up being immortal was a god killer and was even getting military advice from jesus

@MrFaorry 5 лет назад

@A-DrewG I'm just waiting for the game where I get a demon spawn who is also a child of destiny, that'll be the perfect character.

@rateeightx 5 лет назад

Once I Had A Demon Spawn As My Brother. If I Remember Correctly, He Was Surprisingly The Only Adult In My Dynasty To NOT Have Any Sinful Traits...

@ariaolsen7415 5 лет назад

Yeah tthat seems normal

@Southpaw4696 5 лет назад

One of your best! Can't wait for next Monday!

@simongosimon 4 года назад

this is my favorite door monster video

@KameSama77 5 лет назад

"maybe we could be a republic or something" nope noo that ends the game.

@MishaFlower 5 лет назад

Maybe he means Merchant republic

@blackfang101 5 лет назад

@@MishaFlower either way it doesn't help. You will experience the exact same thing except with more characters involved because you can't remove all the other families