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Sleep is for weekends. Stay up 5 days straight

@@galacticlouds155 And then you're half way to dea-

4:30am

123 am

@@catvamp100 huh that would be 5 days at 3 am right?

IKR💀

No cause I thought it was a sound byte from the show 💀

That was too perfect

Damien, Master of Impersonation

and it was about eating ass and not sucking weiner. 🤣

Da man himself?

Is this real pugs?

imagine an entire video of all the videos he made about r/.......... (SHUT I KNOW I DONT MAKE SENSE I TRIED MY BEST)

Ponnor cugs

@@spencerklempner3617 yes

u mean make or break?

same

This comment made me cringe so hard

The second person has the samsung galaxy two mic

Ikr

Real

First

@@EmKay second

@@EmKay Fourth >:)

An absolute stud of a real human

Real human man likes doing human things like consuming flesh of animals, breathing oxygen and walking on leg.

I know right! 💅

nah

Wdym nah?

@@rosiv9617 I did. I just didn't find it funny.

I hope she has good air conditioning

27:39

only legends know💯💯

Kinda like Tokyo ghoul

Bros writing in green text format in youtube comments

And then the whole bar stood up and clapped

@@CaptainSweatpants90 just what happened on the early days of the platform when I set my radius pretty low, think I had it sorted by distance as well. I think the first had set up an account for a few days and the other was encouraged to set one up by the first, and they were both out with a larger group of friends.

thathappened

And then Elton John came in and gave you a Nobel Peace award, while everyone kissed and then exploded

@@bandkid4lyfe or we arranged to go out for dinner. I actually had more in common with my partner's friend (very similar fields of work). Also I'm not saying they even argued, from what I was told it was just an off the cuff comment by my Mrs. It was literally just a weird coincidence given they were both pretty close, and at that time dating sites weren't all that common with my age group. Pretty sure tinder was either not a thing, or not well known at the time either.

Thanks :)

I caught that one. However, I must be missing something regarding the last one.

@@ThinkerOnTheBus The maths one?

I’m late, but thank you🥹

Sorry for your loss, hope you're doing ok

The power of yes - by John Seed

Sad man 😔 also: I'm bringing chili

whats bee bread? im guessing its not little loaves of whole grain bread they make and feed to their children

@@sheriffbutterball7824 It’s a mix of pollen, honey, and enzymes that bee larvae are fed.

@Black Birdie Covid boredom, a healthy appreciation for nature, a spare 1.5 grand, and, biggest of all, a single Facebook video. Not even kidding. My mom showed me a video of an observation hive (a hive with a viewing panel) and I just said: “Cool, I wish we could have bees” 1000$ in supplies, 5 beekeeping books, a special permit for in-town keeping, lessons from our local beekeeping guy (32 hives) and a lot of courage later, and we have two beehives. A lot of dedication is required, as you can see.

ive been searching in the comments for the answers because im too lazy to google it, please for the love of god just tell me.

@@TheOneTrueDuck "vegetable" in that context means a person whose mental and usually physical functioning is severely impaired and many times have to use other supportive measures to survive (like a person in a coma for example)

@@jayshroomalt oohh alr

i instantly understood it...i've watched too much dark humor :/

@@jayshroomalt nah this was new to me. What. The. Fck.

like- 1 in 2000 or something

@@Nativah._. how do you know?

Doubt it's much, but some people aren't looking for that soo lower than it could be?

I mean, I meant my actual boyfriend on grindr (im gay) and its usually very similar to the classic tinder stigma. So it may be possible, yet rare. But seem like you better try to win 50'000$ in the lotery

@@GreenPenguin1023 it's a guess

IF YOU'RE READING THIS, YOU'VE BEEN IN A COMA FOR ALMOST 20 YEARS NOW. WE'RE TRYING A NEW TECHNIQUE. WE DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS MESSAGE WILL END UP IN YOUR DREAM, BUT WE HOPE WE'RE GETTING THROUGH.

dazai!!!

wait till you here the dudes chills voice. its scary good.

can i get a reverse ratio?

Ok but I absolutely love the Helluva Boss quote. That scene made me laugh so hard

Na you see for me the sexy is someone who can initiate full force and don't see any issue in me saying I'm not in the mood. And you see the thing. People who accept my no, actually make me so ho*ny they get a yes

No hun the first your was correct the second one wasn’t🤣😂😆🥹😁😅😅😇

That's why I'm here too🥲

@@thomasharrington7930 but the first your was right😅

Ps. Thanks for the entertainment

That’s the joke

@@BlackinoSorpello is it a joke tho?

@@mikoro88 obviously

I went back and paused it from your comment. Absolute CRACKER!! Thank you 😂😂😂

How? I just call that a high libido and not anxious human