An appropriately unhinged recap of Pretty Little Liars (Part 2) 

Hey everyone, hope you enjoy part 2!! I had some HUGE issues exporting this and for some reason when it finally worked it removed my fun little edit at the start 😭 so just imagine that there's audio of someone saying "did you miss me" after the intro cuts to the "-A" xxx

I like how Spencer's dad is also a lawyer yet no one ever goes to him or asks him shit. It's all Veronica. We love that.

loving the implication that A was so dedicated to their craft that they studied anesthesiology and dentistry on the off chance they would need to sedate and/or operate on one of the girls. truly iconic

“Spencer was addicted to speed, Emily is gay, Aria slept with her teacher and Hannah was fat” 😭😭

Alison is so organised… she handled having 2 identities, multiple friends who had no idea about eachother, she had a romance with every inappropriate men available and lied to them about her age, blackmailed every Rosewood citizen at leat once a day, go to highschool, queerbaited 2 seperate girls, blinded someone and bullied Mona into a personality disorder. Like imagine doing that at 14/15

"btw Emily I took ur car" "but my keys are here" "yeah I have my own SET" Mona was playing 4D Chess, the liars were playing checkers.

the idea that Rosewood’s police department training occurs in 2 weeks really would explain why most all the Rosewood PD is incompetent and creepy

God it’s laughable that Aria was “poor.” She lived in a gorgeous Victorian house, both of her parents worked, one of whom as a college professor.

The fact that Ezra and Caleb got shot, Mona fell from a cliff, Cece fell 2 stories, Jason fell down an elevator shaft, Hannah was hit with a car and Jenna was knocked unconscious into a lake yet none of them died. However Shana fell 1m and died is so baffling to me.

“Spencer was addicted to speed, Emily is gay, Aria was sleeping with her teacher and Hanna… was fat🤨” IM CRYING

"Aria was drugged on the train by the Queen of Hearts while talking to Adam Lambert, none of this is a lie" is such an unhinged sentence 😂😂

starting to realize perhaps the real horror story of pretty little liars is how little everyone cares abt teenage girls and their safety sdlfkjsldkfj

Alison having a PREGNANCY SCARE at 14 is truly the darkest timeline i hate it so much

The biggest mystery of the show is how did Alison managed her time so efficiently to have a discussion with EVERYONE IN THE CAST in one fucking day.

Ezra acting as if he didn’t know the girls ages is such peak felon behaviour

okok emily and spencer went through a SHIT TON of traumatic events and aria is over here like "my parents divorced and everyone wants me oh no"

“A party thrown by the DiLaurentis family. DiLaurentis family who? Jessica is dead, Kenneth is a flop, Jason is M.I.A. and Alison is 17.”

The fact that there was not one, not two, but three guys over 20 hooking up with Alison has me beyond horrified

the sheer amount of people at alisons house the night she died.. how did no one cross paths. I need a minute by minute timeline of that night

she was so messy the whole time but I love that Melissa was secretly ride or die for Spencer... like yes they fight all the time but Melissa saw a dead body and thought Spencer was a murderer and said okay guess I'm burying this girlie tonight. only the real ones xoxox

i still think that ezra being A is the best and most satisfying reveal in the entire show and I'm still legit so mad about it being a red herring!!

the duality of me being like “i can’t believe i wasted 7 years of my life watching pretty little liars” and also gobbling up PLL videos even years after the finale aired

The IDEA that Ezra and Aria was like... "the ship" of the series, is INSANE to me. What the fuck.

"I'm sorry but 'I was writing a book' does NOT JUSTIFY THAT LAIR!" gets me every single time

I need a moment for Caleb and his angst after Ravenswood specifically his “you were a tourist I lived there” when timeline wise he was there for a weekend at most

Alison’s character is truly an amazing multitasker because she had enough time to juggle multiple men, blackmail and torture many, many people and was able to go on the run whilst coming back to rosewood periodically to visit her friends whilst staying undetected and she still had enough time to graduate high school and become a teacher even tho she missed most of it. Ah Marlene…

Allison had more social interactions the day she went missing than i’ve had in the past 4 months

After all the fuss about Ashley and the lasagna box (and having seen this show zero times), it has taken me 3 full plot breakdown watches to realize Ted is a *pastor* and not some shady dude supplying the money in the box being jokingly referred to as "pasta Ted".

Why did Ezra need traffic light changing software to write a book?

I love "Spencer was addicted to speed and Aria had sex with her teacher" being on the same level as "Emily's gay and Hannah used to be fat."😭

I’m just a simple man… waiting to watch a 2hr Oscar-worthy documentary about a teen drama I’ve literally never watched. 🥰

Also let's not forget that Marlene really teased "who's in the trunk" for months and made it this whole thing when it was just a pig. I was SO MAD

So, wait, Jason not only dated Cece, who is his secret sister (?) but as a member of the NAT club, he took Compromising Photographs of *two* of his other half-sisters?

"he later gives Spencer ADHD medication as a treat" took me OUT

petition to put prison bars over ezra's face since he's a crusty who should be in jail

Honestly, Ezra being A (or at least a major player in the A Team) would’ve been such a good reveal. It would’ve made sense bc of all the shady shit he’s done, but it would’ve also been satisfying to see his predator ass arrested for good

you gotta love how spencer gets addicted to everything imaginable but then drops them two days later

This has the vibe of a drunk girl explaining her friend group interpersonal drama in a bar bathroom at 3am and you can't leave cuz she might vomit into her own lungs and also you have to figure out who ends up dating who.

After all this…the pure AUDACITY OF Ezra’s character is only made worse. You’re telling me he decided to CASH IN on the story of the disappearance of the underage girl he found out he was dating. And then DATE another one of her underage friends in pursuit of that. Forget prison. Just send him straight to hell.

I'm convinced the writers room had a challenge to make either Jason or Melissa look guilty every single time something illegal happened, despite them being innocent 99% of the time. Like seriously every time the girls were suspicious they wouldn't show the actual criminal just Jason or melissa like evil smirking into the camera. GIVE THE SIBLINGS A BREAK.

The overlay of the Allison lady Gaga photo when describing an absurd plot point is SENDING ME everytime

The fact that Ezra knew she was 15 years old should have been the nail in his coffin the fact that they made him “come back” from that should be worthy of jail time

“Pam Fields went from hating the gays to the president of the Frankie Grande Appreciation Club.” “Wayne Fields is in the army - yes he’s a BTS stan.” Gotta love Emily’s parents

"Not a drag, just an observation" is so underrated

I love that Jenna is always around the plot being shady and everyone suspects her, but she doesn't actually do anything until the blind School debocle

“Just go to school oh my god” *The perfect summary of all 7 seasons of PLL lmaoo*

therapist: “Durag Toby can’t hurt you, he’s not real” Durag Toby:

Thinking about it now Ezra really didn't have to do all of that...he could've easily been a trustworthy teacher figure to ALL of the girls and haven gotten the info he needed that way he's just a crusty

Literally Shana's death has to be one of the dumbest. She fell like 5 feet? We've seen people fall from bell towers and the tops of warehouses and run away in five seconds. But Shana ded on sight.

Allison really was a menace, she's the definition of "I don't want peace, I want problems ALWAYS"

"Jason and Cece dated for an intense summer. More on that later" This one is gonna be a wild ride for people that haven't seen the show lmao

We were truly robbed of a Tippi and Pepe crossover episode bc their joint slay would destroy the show

Ezra being A would have been SUCH a good reveal because it would also explain why Aria went through the least amount of shit (compared to the other girls) and then Aria being on the A-team would have been🤌🤌

The menace that is Alison DiLaurentis was girlbossing, gaslighting and gatekeeping her way through the entirety of PLL and we love her for it

The fact that a 14 year old Alison had like the triple amount of social life that my 20 year old self has ever had... it absolutely sends me

“Emily breaks up with Paige over the ultimatumification of Alison’s aliveness” may be one of the best lines of all three videos hahah

Recently found out that Sara Shepherd (author of the books) has a sister named Alison and now I have SO MANY QUESTIONS

One month ago, the phrase "Ezra Fitz is both A and Board Shorts" would have meant nothing to me. But when I heard that I was on the floor, screaming and crying.

Can’t stop thinking about how someone had to train a bird to say “hey boardshorts did you miss me” 💀

Am I the only one who aspires to present something with this kind of energy? I mean just imagine giving a class presentation with this amount of chaos, the costumes, props, and musical interludes?

In the ravenswood episode one funny part is when all the girls want Emily to change the tire because she’s the “lesbian” of the group it’s so funny lol

“there are a few continuity errors but we’re going to ignore them” is the whole plot of pll. i genuinely think marlene was winging it every episode.

"He looks like the eagle from the Muppets. Not a drag, just an observation." I AM DEAD.

You can feel how his energy goes away every time he start a sentence with "Toby is back and....." LMFAOOOO

It's been 7 months since this video came out and I'm still thinking about the fact that Toby wasn't EVEN in the police academy for 2 weeks, it was over 30 episodes between Halloween and Thanksgiving of the same year which means we're working with each episode being less than a day in PLL time (lol) which means Toby was in the police academy for LESS THAN 4 DAYS but anyway

Honestly, Aria should've been A, cause that's the only way her forgiving Ezra makes any sense. How could you do this to us Marlene?

The way the A team was so dedicated to the whole thing. Like, you know you can't put that on your college applications, right?

Spencer rearranging the Charles blocks in her head is far more ridiculous than her figuring out the Tippi tune is a phone number lmao

Okay but literally NOTHING happened to Aria. I mean yeah, her parents got divorced, but they got back together eventually. She did get locked in a box for 10 minutes but compared to what the other liars went through, she had it so easy.

I can’t believe our girl Jenna was found face down in a lake and her house was set on fire all in the span of two months.

“The town did a deal with the devil and one town over the girls are like omg guys I got a text”😭😭😭😭😭

i literally remember clapping and being so excited that ezra was getting arrested and the way it went silent when it was revealed that it was just a day dream 💀

the fact that these girls experience so many traumatic things, like **spoilerName** having their head severed right in front of them, but are just fine the next day. it's amazing

There was a LOT of unhinged A messages and deliveries, but the tiny note in Hannah’s tooth has got to be top 3

The horror of this not exporting was almost as horrible as the thought of my ex English teacher showing up shirtless on my staircase during Christmas morning

kenneth dilaurentis being referred to as “largely a cringe flop” killed me

Shanna acts like a townie Sim who shows up all over every town, getting involved in all sorts of Sim shenanigans.

Tippi the bird, Pepe the dog and Spencer's psychic horse are top tier characters

Him explaining the whole Ravenswood spin-off show and then saying "The town did a deal with the devil and then one town over the girls are like oh my god guys I just got a text" had me in tears!!

One thing that i keep coming back to is: realistically how many soldiers could ravenswood have lost in any war to justify killing five children every few decades? Like just don't go to war how bout?

I NEVER understood why Allison thought she had to lie to the doctor about her stab wound because being stabbed would’ve actually helped with her kidnapping/being held captive story

Ezra is a monumental creep and I bet you he’s the reason Allison had a copy of Lolita.

“All the girls used to have really intense secrets: Spencer was addicted to speed Emily is gay Aria slept with her teacher And Hanna Was fat” 😃

I've always said "dumpster fire" to describe a chaotically awful situation but after watching this video I'm going to start saying "lodge fire" and that's very brave of me.

Troian was truly robbed of an oscar, emmy nobel piece prize you name it. she was snubbed of her well deserved oscar that year🙄

I firmly believe that the liars had the time stone before doctor strange did. They were definitely manipulating time before the MCU ever did it because there’s no way that s3-5 took place in 6 weeks 😭

I am SHOCKED you didn’t mention that Aria’s karate boyfriend had knives in his punching bag after he exposed Ezra, and that is the LAST TIME WE SEE HIM AND IT IS NEVER EXPLAINED

the more I learn about ezra (and his relationship w/ aria) the more I realize how CREEPY that man is!!! like it would have very much slayed for him to be a big villain who causes the girls to realize how dating older men isn't the slay they think it is. like it would've been a great story and would have been such an eye-opening thing for the teenage viewers.

Melissa protecting Spencer from something that Spencer ended up getting accused and arrested for ANYWAY kills me💀

Just documenting my fav quotes "Predatezra" "Listen here uglies" "This is my purgatory" "Idiot flop toby"

the constant dragging of alison's lady gaga wig sends me every single time.

The biggest problem with PLL is that, other than Mona, all of the As revealed did not have the skills, capabilities, or resources to be A. They weren’t wealthy OR incredibly intelligent. Characters that DID have the money and wits to be A were really only Wren, Ezra FITZGERALD (and Aria could have been his co-A), and maybe Melissa.

“Except he looks like the eagle from the muppets not a drag just an observation” idk why but this killed me more than anything said in these videos 😂

this whole show is the liars fighting for their lives going through traumatic things and aria just facing the consequences of her own actions and blaming it on A

"pam fields went from hating the gays to being the president of the frankie grande appreciation club" I CACKLED

Seasons 4-5 timeline is insane. Toby went and completed the police academy in literally two weeks.

i posted this on the other recap so here it is: *MIKE’S MIC PLL RECAP DRINKING GAME** *SIP WHEN* • mike puts up a screen cap of the scene he’s discussing • someone/something is referred to as a “felon”, a “menace”, a “flop”, a “crustlord”, “ridiculous”, or “disgusting (double sip if the person he’s referring to is ezra) • someone/something is referred to as a “girlboss”, a “slay”, a “girlie” or a “bestie” (double sip if the person he’s referring to is mona, melissa hastings, or jenna marshall) • triple sip when mike compliments troian bellasario’s acting • double sip when we get information about the night allison went missing • mike discusses a plot point and laughs because even he can’t believe it • mike sighs with disappointment • mike sings/makes a cultural reference *CHUG WHEN* • there’s a death and mike sings the survivor theme while putting an X over their picture. stop chugging when he’s done singing. • there’s a plot hole/plot point that never gets explained and mike makes a passive aggressive comment about it • mike refers to someone/something as one of his favorite characters, plot points, episodes etc. *TAKE A SHOT WHEN* • someone comes back from the dead and mike rips their X off • mike says that someone is not seeing heaven • mike says someone invented something (ie. homophobia) • mike discusses the dollhouse episodes (take two shots: one for each episode) • mike puts on the allison dilaurentis wig *FINISH YOUR DRINK WHEN* • there’s an A reveal • mike proposes a plot point that would have been so much better than what actually happened *DRINK WATER WHEN* • mike mentions/puts up a picture of: Vivian Darkbloom (and her crusty wig), Allison’s Halloween 2008 costume, Durag Toby • mike rants about ravenswood/mrs. grunwald • mike uses the inception BWOOM • mike spells a word instead of saying it so he can stay monetized *drink responsibly and don’t drink underaged!

we do not talk nearly enough about how weird it is that Ezra just starts hanging out with his former students??? like, not even just the liars. He spends time with all the other significant others THAT ARE ALSO IN HIGH SCHOOL?? Does he have ANY adult friends?!

genuinely don't get how aria married the man who slept with her best friend at 14 scared her enough to need to hide her identity and runaway and stalked aria just to get to find her FOR READING MATERIAL?????????????????

“Emily and Hannah see Paige *Binging* in the car” is the most iconic sentence ever