That's because stuttering john melendez isn't a comic.. no one with half common sense wouldn't laugh at his stand up. He's only funny at laugh at NOT with
It would actually be hard to beat SJ in a roast battle, because he doesn’t have the ability to actually recognize that he’d have lost. It’s parallel to that saying, that you can never win an argument with an idiot.
I think the word is "delusional" 🤣 he really thinks hes this amazing talent. When he tells Artie that he didnt have what it took to be a tonight show writer i was juat baffled. Check out the "uncle rico show" where shuli & co. sit around every week tearing a part bad John clips 😄
Wish I had recorded the video before it was taken down as John made such an ass out of himself piss wasted tryin to drink as many free beers he can before the show ends .
I was about to say “you don’t remember that name from a couple years ago that white girl who said she was black?”and then realized holy shit that was 9 years ago,I could have sworn that just happened😂
Holy shit stuttering John might be the worst person to ever attempt comedy lmao. He’s got no humour he just extremely bitter and angry. Hilarious watching Artie destroy him though
The whole beginning talk with Anthony is so telling “only a coward talks behind people’s backs. It’s all good until it gets personal.” He’s so delusional and has no self awareness
John is so unfunny lol. There's no way his standup comedy can be anything but cringey and embarrassing. I loved it when Howard Stern told him straight up he's not a funny guy when he was playing tapes of him doing a radio show and they were goofing on him. Artie is so naturally funny without even trying.
@Daniel Deering he was in an identity crisis at stern. He wanted to be a rockstar, radio host, comedian, blah blah blah. He’s one of those guys that people were constantly laughing at so he thinks he’s funny
Before Artie shows up, SJ was mad because they ribbed him about drinking for free and getting a podcast recorded and not throwing a dime at anyone, and 2 minutes later he was mad that Anthony didn’t donate to his “campaign”.
I love how John brings up his writing gig with Leno as if that gives him any credibility, especially since he has not been rehired by another show. Meanwhile Artie is an arena act who works for himself.
@@rubberchix I'm not sure about that. I don't think he lost his audience, do you? I think his audience is still there and would come out to see him in big numbers. Obviously, he's laying low to maintain sobriety, but if he had a big comeback, I think he could sell out big places again.
Stuttering John seriously just pressured Anthony to spend his own money on John's campaign, yet John can't even tip or help clean up his own mess, as he drank ALL of the alcohol while using Ant's studio to record his podcast for free. Why am I even commenting? I've never met John Melendez yet I loathe him
Join the club -- we all loathe this unfunny, untalented troll. And John's okay with this, so long as he's getting attention. He's said it himself a thousand times -- "They don't boo at nobodies." A low bar, but it's all the slob has.
I think everyone has someone in their life like John or Opie. A co-worker, in law, or acquaintance, that’s what makes it so fun to make fun of these thin skinned, narcissistic dopes.
@@JohnfromWaterFrontVillige You nailed it 100% in my case. I grew up with an Opie, to this day, he still can't take a joke, & everyone tiptoes around him, his mood dictates the day for whoever is with him. It's unbearably frustrating, so when I heard Opie's passive aggressive bullshit & his made up lies about Anthony, I knew right away what Ant & Jimmy were feeling every day. It's SO satisfying to hear them bash Opie
I like John in the sense that he epitomizes how brilliant Howard was. He could make John entertaining, whether sending him out with funny questions, goofing on him, or taking his tattle tale qualities and making material. John without Howard is just the obnoxious guy who thinks he's charming and funny.
John is a classic belligerent drunk. Cant take a joke, starts passive aggressively turning ball breaking into a serious argument. And takes things way too far. And in Artie's defence I dont think he is two faced. I just think when he is high he confuses the high with positive feelings towards others
"I dont think he is two faced. I just think when he is high he confuses the high with positive feelings towards others" god, this is spot on, and I never put two and two together in regards to some things he's said day to day til now
@@8unk8 John was the biggest "enabler" of Artie when they were on the Stern show. John says Artie was his Best Friend back then when Artie was going through some serious hard times. Did Muttering John help him back then?? Nope. Artie addressed this on his now gone podcast a few years ago. He called John's caring..."fake tears." John is just a self serving douche.
@@8unk8 John confronted him not as friend but in order to discredit him. That’s how John gets back at him instead of being funny. I dunno if you’ve ever dealt with addicts but unless they wanna quit confrontation just pushes them away and further into their addictions
Ben Gilmore even so I don’t think Gary was going to get a an actual music record deal. I’m just saying like Artie was how he accomplished a lot with literally no talent
Smitty Knickerbocker It takes a no talent hack who barely eeks out a living riding other people’s coattails & using other people’s success bc he very obviously can’t make it on his own!! John ONLY got that deal bc he was on Howard!! He’s failed in pretty much everything he’s ever done including the album!!
John never understood why he was on the Howard Stern show, it was because he stuttered, and it was fun to make fun of him. He has no discernible talent.
😂😂It's not that good at all. It's not supposed to be. He's doing an impression of Michael McKean's impression of Howard from Saturday Night Live. Anthony has said that on numerous occasions.
Thats hilarious when even some no name in the studio kills and has funny lines goofing on John. Its like so easy to destroy John. Yet John doesn't have 1 funny comeback to say. Really John, can't think of at least 1 thing funny? Artie goofs and shits on Gilbert Gottfried pretty relentlessly but its all in good fun, and Gilbert laughs and rolls with it, and hits Artie back with usually something even funnier. Nobody is offended and the audience gets 2 funny comics goofing on each other. Thats how real comics talk. You aren't a real comic John.
Wow that’s a great analogy…but I would have to say even NOpie is more self aware than John….who doesn’t even realize that HE is the Joke most of the time
22:00 LOL This might be the most unintentionally funny thing I’ve heard in my life. Stuttering John spaces out for a second, hears “crying son” and it resonates so deeply with him (for obvious, depressing reasons) that he gets snapped immediately back into reality and responds like he’s being attacked. On a greater cosmic level, that’s probably the funniest moment in this whole thing.
John "I don't mind if you goof on me, just don't get personal." Problem is he makes it all personal. Any goof could set him off since he's too sensitive. A real comic hits back with some funny shit of their own if they get goofed on. John can't do that because he's not funny or witty like a real comic, so he gets pissed and hits back with some real cringey and personal stuff.
Totally correct! Anthony says “what’re those, singles?” And johns response is a juvenile nickname dig at Anthony’s complexion. “Pocky” 🤦♂️. No humor Melendez
Seeing his little try hard face like he was actually accomplishing something when he tryharded Shaq and got insanely lucky on a Hail Mary shot makes me want to pummel. You know people like that, you’re messing around, and they catch you by surprise by being gym class heroes, then you hate their satisfaction so put in a little effort and crush them at whatever activity you’re doing. I’d pay my next check to see video of Shaq posterizing him bloody for one single game quarter of basketball
To be honest and fair. They really piled up on John. When you're as unfunny as John, he can only resort to go for the jugular. John... meet Karma. She's lovely, isn't she...?
if he was capable he would have just rolled with the jokes and riffed the rest of the show. instead we get this, a complete meltdown of a drunk and retarded man in his 50s
johns the one who thought he was being funny [ he was the only one laughing] by stooping low , then when artie n ant ripped him he got upset cos he had no comeback, being no commedian. After realising he had no where to go he starts making out hes being victimized. WHAT A SAD UNFUNNY LOSER. Artie and Ant were brilliantly funny here though and i like everyone else found it very satisfying when he got his comeuppance . LOOOL!
Damn I so wish Artie took John up on his offer with the roast battle where they each "craft their own jokes" lol and see who is the funniest comedian. It would of been so brutal and funny. Thing is Artie doesn't need to write out jokes to outwit John, he can just bury him on the spot (which he did) cause he is quicker and funnier then John could ever be.
@@Ryang403 Good point, and how bad is it that John WOULDNT put clips of his comedy on here? Its FREE AND INSTANT PUBLICITY lol! Literally EVERY legitimate comedian in the country puts clips on here. Why? Because they sell tickets, and could possibly lead to other opportunites or jobs. He knows hes an amateur.
@@chocolatetownforever7537about 6-7 years ago there was quite a bit of SJ comedy vids on RU-vid. HE went thru and threatened anyone that posted his standup bc it was AWFUL! I kick myself for not downloading and saving any of it before he threatened to “sue for copyright infringement“ and got them to remove the vids.
AS SOON AS I HEARD THAT VOICE THIS SHOW GOT BETTER AND I ALSO FELT HAPPY KNOWING ARTIE IS WORKING AND IN HIS ELEMENT AND ALIVE AND FREE, free as far as jail..... LOVE YA ART
Artie joked that somehow John got an album without being a musician and John was just about to say that he was a trumpet player in fifth grade, hahahaha!
I went to jail for a strangulation on my wife I didn't do at all..it was caught on tape...they offered to drop it to a misdemeanor but i rode it out for over 3 years n finally they dropped the case. Sometimes u just gotta stand ur ground
Do your “friends” call you a rapist on a very public platform that’s being recorded, and then constantly cut you off when you attempt to clear the air, so they can talk about why you don’t give them enough money?
Oh my God, John just sounds like he's trying to sound like someone else. I should've gone to the firehouse in Conshohocken, PA where he was doing stand-up with Bob Levy, but it was $35 and that's A-lister money. I've heard that it's just John rambling. He doesn't even have a real set.
The video is another level of crazy, either subscribe to the WATP Patreon for a breakdown or subscribe to Compound Media for the original....WATP has tons of Stuttering John content...WATP = Who Are These Podcasts
John is so insecure everything they say he reacts to. He can't control himself. He is his own enemy. So easy he is so easy to fuck with. Funny love it.
This is apparently, "New York John." He's now Mr. NYC accent and affect. Yeah, he's from there, but over the years he's toned his NYC self down. And I don't remember such NYC affect even when he was on Stern's show. Maybe this apperance is "Cocaine John." Wonder if the coke is why he had a stroke. Don't get me wrong, I think this shtick, but why so New Yorky-yelling all the sudden, harkening Dice Clay or some Italian mobster affect.
The worst part about Drunk John is that old man cheese ball he gets in his throat. The last half of this show, John sounds like fucking Louie Armstrong.
Can you find the interview with Aron Halston? I remember it from like twenty years ago he was the mountain climber who amputated his own arm to get free after being stuck for five days
John is so thin skinned, the FIRST thing he wants to say is complaints about being teased by Anthony. We have all known babies like John, who start threatening to fight if anyone rips on the shirt that they are wearing.
