For him to think he’s anywhere near the caliber of comic that Artie is is ridiculous. He’s less funny than even the most mediocre comedian and Artie is a genius
no doubt, i didn't. So what should Ant do fire Artie so he can be on the street? Opiates are not bad for you unless you OD or get shot copping it. I know even Dr.Drew says that. He said that opiates actually slow down the body clock. What is bad is coming off of them. Again, what should they do, fire Artie so he can run out of money and go to the street. He's made his choice that he's gonna do what he's gonna do. He still has 10 times the talent of this stuttering fuck.
"I don't want to attack Artie" he says as he proceeds to bury Artie with every following sentence while pretending to be concerned about Artie. I don't even like Artie that much but honestly I want him to outlive John just to spite John.
speaking in character, and yelling, reduces his stuttering. same with his weird cadence and speech patterns - the pausing, the spazing out for no reason, etc. how exhausting it must be to have to trick your own mouth into working properly.
How can he say someone's show is unlistenable. This guy's show is the worst thing I've ever heard? Nothing even close to being funny. Its just personal attacks about Cumia's looks , passive/aggressive attacks on Artie, accusations and delusion about his own "comedic" ability. Melendez is a bitter man. He should work on his act and stop being jealous of people who have achieved success.
"every once in a while I would check out Anthony" Right. John, why can't you ever tell the difference between when people laughing AT you vs. laughing with you. In every situation, YOU ARE THE JOKE.
John is *literally* deranged, dude. “I don’t wanna ‘bash’ Artie….I’m not gonna ‘trash’ him” (everything is bashing or trashing in John’s demented world). Followed IMMEDIATELY by “he doesn’t have much time, he’s got heroin marks all over him, he’s disappearing into his room”. This is just disgusting…John should be ashamed of himself but I truly believe he doesn’t have that capability. All he’s capable of is talking about “how funny he knows he is”, etc. The absolute kicker here is when you know the background. Anthony joked that “the parking lot was a little sparse” and they riffed on that for a bit. That, in turn, causes this entire outburst. John doesn’t have the comedic ability to volley back in some funny way so he goes in hard on people’s appearance and their health. It’s fucking disgusting, man…
The silver lining is John is getting his public comeuppance. He’s being ragged on by nearly everyone. Typically, you’d feel bad by someone being so unmercifully attacked, but I’ve never seen a person in my lifetime that deserves every bit of what he’s getting.
@@michaelblaine6494 Yeah funny how 5 years later Art is clean and sober and John is a alcoholic drunk and a huge embarrassment to his family that they made him go dark
The reason why I never started a podcast is because I am afraid I would sound as terrible as this tart. The only difference is I would have more listeners.
"I'm not here to trash Artie, this is about Cumia." Then proceeds to trash Artie throughout the show while still saying "I'm not trashing Artie." By the way "trashing" is John's word, not mine.
Duane Parrish in what way. John is the luckiest fucker ever in show business. He is not funny, not a joke writer, he was basically a glamorized phone answerer. John is an average at best guitarist. Im as good as anything Ive heard him do. But yet he was a "Rock Star" because he was on the Stern show. Even Howard said his band sucked. It was on a major label. Now, even if he's right, Artie is still doing Herion he is what 50 some years old, he has made a life decision to be that guy. Actually, Herion in itself, without whatver these dealers add to it, it's not near as bad drug for body as alcohol. Artie is gonna do what he's going to do. Would Stuttering Jerk rather Artie be unemployed, on Gov. assistance possibly on the street begging for his next meal. John is not even in the same calibur as Artie Lange.
Duane Parrish oh, Im sorry, I reread your comment, you were saying Artie is miles above John. I can't understand why John is so upset that Artie is embloyed. Even Dr. Drew said that Heroin is not bad for the body. The main way people die related to Heroin is 1. Overdose....dealers add shit like fentenol to the dope, therefor it Kills you. 2. Accidents while high, car wrecks, etc. Like alcohol, it should only be used in privacy of ones home and have a designated driver. 3. Killed while copping. Sometimes the quest for drugs takes one into pretty scarry places where some street scum will stab or shoot you for whatevers in your pockets. I'm for legalization of all drugs. Punish crime not Vices!
Goddamn....stuttering john sounds like he might be going a little crazy, huh... And what’s with this social justice angle? That’s the weirdest part of this whole thing...that and the on and off dice clay affect
@@rustymertz unfortunately John has a serious medical condition called OCD. It’s is physically impossible for him to lie or clean his house… or have self awareness.
@@FrogsTinyBladder yes, quite unfortunate. I’m even led to believe it prevents him from stealing stuff from motels, let alone cancer charities. Poor soul.
I was a fan of stern show for a while, esp. during the artie era, until I discovered O&A several years ago. Nobody ever liked Stuttering John. Nobody. This is so sad. Cringe. Tony was right; dude is struggling to do Dice half the time, the other half he is also not funny. Yegh
John has no comedic ability, he attacks people with unfunny personal attacks. John is very lucky Stern loved to display freaks on his show. Because at the end of the day John is just a talentless wackpacker with a skill set that is on par with Jeff the drunk or high pitch Erik
Who does he think he is? I've never seen someone so full of themselves! I'm surprised he doesn't dislocate his shoulders on a daily basis from patting himself on the back so hard.
John doesn't give a fuck about Artie's life and/or health. He always goes into this maudlin "I'm not gonna attack Artie because he's about to die" shit because he knows he can't compete with him comedically. He did the same thing when he was on the Artie Quitter Podcast. Artie completely trashed John for an hour, of course John's not able to spar with him, so he goes into therapist mode and starts talking about Artie's issues. Artie nailed it when he said, "John's trying to change the subject because he's getting killed". Yup. John has no shame or boundaries of any kind. He's a slobbering monster with b.o. who should be kept under the jail.
"And these other people, I'm not going to mention names, said to me.....you know what they said to me Royce? 'You know John, we've been to an Artie show and we've been to your show and you are way funnier than Artie." DAMN RIGHT YOU WILL NOT MENTION NAMES BECAUSE NO ONE EVER SAID THAT! LIAR.
Listen to this whole thing(which in itself is an accomplishment) and your head will spin off trying to decide which one of Johns delusions is crazier than the next
"Fred has no idea what revelations are coming about him in my book" Reality: total non issue. This episode is chock full of classic Stuttering John empty threats. The man is a cartoon.
During this period John was definitely doing coke again. The manic rants, thoughts all over the place, and mentioning coke a bunch. Like it's an old friend who's back in his life. That's probably why he had two strokes after this.
What a psycho: He says he doesnt wanna bad rap Artie in case he dies and doesn't want blood on his hands; then trashes/badmouths Artie in most offensive and distasteful way possible. THEN, says he doesn't wanna bad rap/trash Artie after all of it. Imagine if you had to be Stuttering John and be forced to live with yourself. Definition of hell.
BootlegFightVideo people do shoot in their hands, ive seen it first hand. Honestly a while back he was doing a tv interview about Crashing his hands were FUCKED up, there were comments like wtf was artie punchin drywall all day? Theres sumthin to this.
They shoot in the big veins on top. Even that is a tough injection site with a small needle. Not in the knuckles. There is no vein to fit any needle in your knuckle. From diabetes your knuckles can turn dark.
artie is actually a very naive and unknowledgeable opiate addict... i mean he claims to have snorted vicodin(something a high school kid would say), doesnt know what bio availability is... TBH it wouldnt suprise me if cant even dose himself with a needle.. he has the money to snort forever.. also being when he got arrested not too long ago he had coke on him as well which leads me to believe hes essentially speed balling.. coke to go up, dope to go down, repeat... that combined with the way he looks and acts he def back in the throws of something.
i was a iv heroin addict for 12 years, lost half of my hand to gaqng grene. people use the knuckles, very rarely, but its doable. But yea artie is very naive. Im on suboxone and the way he talked about it made me sick. Hes snorting pills that are so big that you would have a clogged nose after half of it. I never believed him when he would talk about it because vicodins dont get ANYBODY with a tolerance high. But after hearing his report on the news about his infection, i guess he must. Just sounds like an exaggerated beginner
Hibernation Ah yes the miracle drug suboxone. Howard and Artie used to piss me the way they would talk about it being so misinformed about it. I was on O's for years and about 8 years ago discovered subs and they saved my life. Been clean ever since. Stay strong brother and keep up the fight, one day at a time.
ive never heard of vaseline being used for blood....dry skin, yeah and what will "talking to artie" actually do for him? does john really think that's not already been done thousands of times before? the only reason john's not badmouthing artie is cause he's gotten a lot of money off of him and doesn't plan on ever paying him back lol
the lady doth protest too much methinks...the fact that he has to spend several minutes enforcing the fact that so many ppl said he did so well is VERY telling....i dont know much about this douche as i never invested much time in his bits on the stern show..and this kinda shit is why....im glad i didnt waste time on this fuck and im done listening to this crap!
It's a sign that even John knows how unfunny he is: he has to paint Ant with the words racist/sexist/bigoted, etc., as a way of painting his target as such a douche that the audience has to side with John by default.
You would think talking for over an hour that you would at least accidentally or unintentionally say something funny, but not if you're Stuttering John. I guess that could be considered a talent of some sorts, to be that unfunny.
Jon lies so bad does he not know that everything he says is recorded? I have heard him talk so much shit about Artie's dad. If you have to get on a podcast and tell everyone how funny you are then you are not funny. Even this podcast sounds like he is trying to coppy Howard Stern
I made it about 5 minutes, that was all I could take. There are most definitely pacing issues with Artie and Anthony's show but this was nearly unlistenable lol.
I understand why Artie trashes Stuttering John. Artie is funny and he's a comic and it's insulting to him that John puts himself in that same category as him. It's like if Stuttering John hung out with Sting and Van Halen and John constantly proclaiming he's up there with their talent. They would goof on him too. Notice Artie doesn't trash real comedians that are legit funny? Plus John is an easy target so why not take shots at him? People telling John he's a good standup are just being nice to him. He probably brings in some Stern fans and that's why they ask him back. They ask Bababooie back whenever he does appearances and we all know Gary is the least funny person out there. Same thing. John needs to get a clue because he's really delusional on this.
I don't know who Royce is, but I do know this. Royce is the sidekick of Stuttering Johns podcast. Stuttering Johns podcast is the lowest level of entertainment in human history. That makes Royce the sole dweller of the bottom rung of show business.
Not even 4 minutes in and I can hear the Andrew Dice Clay voice that Anthony was referring to. John sucks. All I'm really getting from this is that John is incredibly envious of Ant because he's successful, wealthy, and has a beautiful young girlfriend.
I love John’s empty threats. He said if Anthony ever mentioned his kids, he’d come up to his doorstep and take care of business. Anthony has mentioned them 20 times since this.
You say that, and fine, but I heard John on his podcast the other day, say if Anthony mentions his kids 21 times, that he was going to his doorstep. This is getting close to becoming VERY serious.
John "I am a really good standup". Oh really John? Here's a few jokes i remember you saying and repeating a few times. You tell me if it's funny and killer material? "Things are so bad for me right now. Its so bad I was in an Uber the other day, and I was the driver". "I have so many trolls and get so much hate mail it's crazy. And those are just from my mom" "Did you hear Bruce Jenner is now a woman? Now that just takes balls' Usually after these jokes John will laugh hysterical and sells it like he just said the funniest thing ever. Are these really that funny and clever? Sounds like jokes a starting comic might tell in their first year. Not jokes a seasoned comic vet tell 15 years into their career. Imagine if Dave Chapelle or Chris Rock told these jokes in their next special? Lol what a delusional dope.
John sure has plenty of stories of other people saying how good he is, but they're always told by John. Has anyone ever gone on record and said that he's a funny stand up?
I was thinking the same thing,I’ve only ever heard him relate compliments he’s received but I never hear anyone else say anything good about him. He’s a compensatory narcissist and he’s so dimwitted he doesn’t know how obvious he is about it. If you’re good at something other people will tell you,even if the things he says are true it’s so gross to tell people about compliments you’ve received. He doesn’t know how pathetic that is
I like how John uses Keith the Cops emails as evidence that he has great appearances on The Cumia show. JOHN, YOU MORON, OF COURSE hes going to say that. You come on the show, get the SHIT beaten out of you for an hour and a half everytime, and everyone laughs AT, not with you. Who doesnt like listening to that, or WOULDNT want that person back?
John is so coked up in this, it's scary. Between the coke, the booze, the shitty eating, the smoking, being 50 plus, and God knows what other drugs - no wonder the guy had two strokes. This episode is so insane I don't know how the co-host could sit there listening to it. Especially when he starts threatening Anthony. John truly is the most delusional person ever born.
It’s insane how delusional and hypocritical he is,it’s like it’s on purpose. Like he’s a character in a movie written specifically to be the embodiment of hypocrisy….even worse,he’s like a character in an instructional video who does everything the wrong way and is the example of what not to do. This was over 5 years ago but your comment and mine are just as true today but it’s more severe now
John is delusional. He acts as if he's a bigger talent putting down no name talent. Hard to listen to this because he doesn't even realize how horrible and unfunny he is.
"He's inciting violence against my children" "I got my lawyer on call" I smell someone looking for a frivolous lawsuit in search of a few bucks. Also did John just say "his house is empty"? Well John isn't yours also as your children want nothing to do with you?
Howard had it right. John is only funny when he stutters. I feel bad for him he was once on the stern show and now he needs 2k so he doesn't get evicted
If john took down the original broadcast of this ^ , AA might not have seen it. Someone needs to make sure this gets to them so we can stoke this fire!
This man is not funny. In a poll asking working comedians if Stuttering John was funny?,9 out of 10 said 'Who the f**k is Stuttering John?'. The other said John owes him $20.
John's explosive fits of lengthy laughter are so disturbing. He does it over nothing, and over shit he's heard a million times. It's gotta be a side effect of his hyperactivity. Or the coke. Or both.
is that picture of john from 2017. if you or someone you know, is struggling with alcohol, ask for help. seriously. if you are john, never stop drinking. skoal.
This podcast was taken down. It's on his senate site. Lol. His old podcast on iTunes was cancelled or as he tweeted me. He's in negotiations. Ok pal. It was alright because he would go in some old stern stuff. But just like this podcast he shows his inferiority complex. Talking about how funny he is. This person said I'm the best. Blah blah blah.
He said it when he said he pays Artie all this money, he is delusional the shows so racist and terrible but he went on it 8 times . Wow your integrity is amazing stuttering John
Hearing STUTTERING JOHN complain about Joe Devito piling on and patronize Artie for drug use is hilarious. All John was good for was saying the things Stern was scared to say so he didnt come off as the bad guy.. plus he was 40 doing whip its, getting xanax an other prescription drugs from a crooked doctor and drinks like a fish. Pathetic. He's making fun of Anthony for having a hot young girlfriend, being rich an doing a racist show that John went on multiple times. This is the rantings of a crazy, bizarre D-lister who had to hear the truth on air. Obviously he wasnt going to say "Hey, bud.. terrible show. youre only funny when you stutter", He was your friend at the time. I tell fellow musicians who are horrible that they did a good job, not cause im scared of them, but because i dont want to break my buddies heart
25 minutes in John is still saying how wonderful he is. This is so hard to listen to . I’m moving on , I can’t take anyone announcing how great they are and how they kill it. 2012
08:47 i love how John had to back off of the accusation that Ant's girlfriend was under 21, or even 18, because he knew he'd get the club in trouble for implying they allowed an underage person in their club. John was all ready to screech the accusation, then realized he'd be banned from the club if he did. Way to take care of number one there, John.
Even getting goofed on constantly, John has no concept how privileged he was living in the Stern bubble of uncompensated "fame", back when Google had about 1/1,000,000,000,000th the information searching power it has now. It's tragically insane how completely unaware of how little he offers humanity, while simultaneously believing he should be Senator of California.
