ASMR | (Hypothetical) Neighborhood Gossip Update 7-1-2022 (Soft Spoken) 

Quite a few people have voiced their disapproval of my misuse of the words "hypothetical," "theoretical," and "alleged" in previous gossip videos. So you know what I had to do...

These are hypothetically, allegedly, theoretically, possibly the best videos on the internet. Again I hypothetically love these videos, but I could be completely making this up. Allegedly…

Ok but I love hearing “hypothetically, allegedly, theoretically” neighborhood gossip is my fav because I ❤️ all the tea ☕️

One thing I learned about myself watching this is that, apparently, nothing quite grabs and holds my attention like the sentence "did I tell you about the chicken?"

Imagine a grown man having conspiracy theories about... grass! Congrats on your win! You've put a lot of time and effort into your yard, and Joe can go suck an egg, with his little knock-off Dolce & Gabbana frogs.

No kidding - I just thought to myself it’s been a while since one of these and Boom! Here it is. Mary has blessed us again!!

I love the mindset you had when you won. Those crazy neighbors causing trouble just wanted to win for the sake of it. You didn’t care but when you did win it made you appreciate the home you have built for yourself by yourself, that’s really sweet! I’m glad you won! I wish we could see your yard but totally get it that’s not safe lol

Over the past 2.5 years I’ve become more and more antisocial, and people have been trying to convince me that I should at least walk around my neighborhood and socialize with my neighbors. This video convinced me I won’t be venturing out anytime soon. Or ever. P.S. I’ve also got a motorcycle owner on my block who just takes out his bike for a few minutes, comes home and then goes out again. Allegedly.

Your neighborhood deserves to be a TV series.

Mary I’d like to nominate you for an award for putting up with these neighbours! You could honestly write a movie based on all the wacky characters 😆

I have this ritual, where every time a neighborhood gossip video comes out, I have to watch the whole thing at least once before trying to fall asleep to it. These never disappoint. Also DUDES IN TRUCKS!! I just want answers lol

The way I run, not walk, to every single one of these hypothetical, alleged neighborhood gossip videos---

Yay! These are hypothetically/allegedly my absolute favorite! Thank you, Mary :)

So so sooooo proud of your yard getting the award!! That is amazing and you should be proud of your self for having such a beautiful yard and home!

What a nutty neighborhood! 🤪 "Allegedly." I hope you do get on the board. I will love hearing about what happens when you have say so in what goes on! 😂

“And I always listen to Metallica while I mow” 😂 Love you Mary

What a weird and entertaining neighbourhood you have. The good thing about it is for us to getting to know them, without having to really know them, not even hypothetecally ☺️

Mary I could hypothetically allegedly theoretically hug you for making this update. Love these such fun to watch! Yay!

I never thought I’d feel so relaxed listening to someone talk about their neighborhood, lol I love it

I was just thinking about rewatching your neighborhood gossip videos, and you dropped a new one!! You’re so in-tune with your viewers, Mary!!

Sounds like your HOA came up with this contest to make sure people keep up with their lawns lol

How does it feel to know you have inspired a lot of ASMRists to post videos like this :)

i just about DIED hearing that Scratchy 1 actually moved in!! I love this update😂😂

Maybe we can call this new bike the “Go-Go” bike since it actually moves.

YES. These are my all-time favorite videos you do! Perfect thing to listen to while I make dinner.

Hypoallegedly // I am laughing so hard about the Peony chicken story -- what screwballs // Gordy and Peony need to get together and start a Comedy Club act.

U have no idea how long i’ve been looking forward to this update. i have my own layout of your neighbourhood & neighbours in my head i feel like i’m right there with you lollll love these videos so much

This is THE BEST video ever!! This randomly popped up and I’m so glad it did. I am now a subscriber! The Gordy story was AWESOME! Congratulations on your yard of the month win! Joe is eating dust!! 🤣🤣🤣

Was JUST rewatching my fave of this series and now there’s a new one! Yay!

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE 😭 thank you for blessing us Mary. I love your videos and these just take the cake

Congratulations Mary on getting the yard and house you always wanted. You deserve it. It’s sounds beautiful.

I have to say Mary has got to be the best amsr artist out I just can't stop looking up her vids, even my kids love listen to her, brilliant 💙👏🏻

I love the "Hypothetical" soft spoken videos!

One of the best soft spoken voices in ASMR ❤❤

I have to tell you Mary. This video is my favorite video EVER! It’s relaxing and so entertaining at the same time. I love when you say the word “crazy” somewhere I think in the beginning. It always makes me chuckle. So much in this video makes me chuckle. You are a true artist!

Oh Mary, how I missed your neighborhood's gossip!! Hahaha! Thanks!!

I hadn't realized how much I have missed these!

Absolutely loved this Mary, thank you.....I was completely entertained throughout the entire video, and you made me laugh countless times....always a good thing x

My favourite series on your channel thank you so much you’ve made my day ❤️❤️❤️

made my night that i found this video!!! been binging other of her videos til this one came out!!!!

No matter how hard things get, Mary’s always got some neighborhood gossip and it’s always at the perfect time ❤️ Your videos have always been a relief for me.

I wish my biggest struggle was that my neighbours grass looks greener than mine 😅 this man needs to be humbled

It's 5:20am in the UK and I'm googling chickens in a tutu! 🤣

The problem is I’m hooked by the gossip and love it but the asmr is so good I fall asleep straight away 😂

Lol "oh you got me Joe" 🤣🤣

I love these so much. Can we get a sitcom about your neighborhood? 10/10 would watch.

I love this series so much! They are so fun!

ive seriously missed this series!!! thank youuu

Your asmr is awesome Mary. I could never make asmr as relaxing as yours!

Hypothetically, Emotional Support Animals do NOT have the same public access rights as service animals! Sounds like Gordy also is not public service trained which means they can tell her to take him home legally. Theoretically.

This is better than Netflix 🤣🔥🥰

Yes! I have been waiting for some neighborhood gossip! 💛

this could honestly be a tv show idea. follow around some neighborhood drama and then 😮 the main character becomes a member of the hoa board

I love your videos, you’re voice is so comforting ✨

"I don't know what kind of massaging she does, that's none of my business." LMAO

My fave!!! These videos are always my go-to!

Don't mess with Mary and her mower! Harvester of Sorrow! lol

I’ve been hypothetically, allegedly, theoretically waiting for an update. Hehe. Thank you Mary. ❤️

So glad I've missed these "alleged " " hypothetical" videos!!!

My absolute favorite kind of videos!!!

Love these videos ❤️ was just thinking it the other day and then this appears! Thank you Mary 🥰

I love these videos Mary !! It makes me feel like I’m your best friend and we are chatting and gossiping 🥰🥰 I love your channel and your content!! Never stop !

Me who gets tingles when you say hypothetical and theoretical ☺️❤️

Hypothetically allegedly these videos are my favourite.

Randomly clicked to re-watch this video and you were talking about getting on the HOA Board! Hah. Pretty cool that it worked out for you! Looking forward to another neighborhood update video.

I love these kind of video’s!! Always interesting 🙂

I am freaking DEAD over the damn chicken hair extensions 🤣🤣🤣I have not laughed that hard in a month of Sundays!!! Thank you, Mary. You are the literal BEST💜

LOVE these story series!!!!!!!!

Oh man, it’s so late and I’m heading to bed but I love your neighborhood gossip. Must stay awake.

I love love love the gossip videos bc I live in a similarly chaotic neighborhood

I get way too invested in these hypothetical updates...sitting here audibly gasping.

Congratulations on ur win Mary !!! U deserve it ♥️♥️♥️

yesssss! i’ve hypothetically & allegedly been waiting for so long

As SOON as I saw this video, I was so happy because I love these kinds of videos, ngl Im so interested in the drama

Thanks for uploading this! They are your best ones imo, as you speak the most :)

“I always listen to Metallica when i mow” love u Mary hahaha

Mary we love these videos...keep being you and using these words girl. 💕💕💕

This was so entertaining I ran out of tea good job

Loved this! Thank you Mary

Omg the hypothetical emotional parakeet lady 😂😂😂

This is the video I’ve been waiting for.

Love your hypothetical neighborhood gossip videos

Congratulations on the front yard award 🥇! And …omg with the joker house! 😳

Congrats on best yard!! I bet you're so proud! 🤗

Oooh i've been waiting for news from there thanks Mary i love this so much seriously its a non-toxic chat about others with no hate, just telling what happend

Love ya Mary!! Congrats!! Run for the board! Hope ya win!

Omggggggg Joe!! I'm screaming 😱 Oh that is wild the lawn competition getting dirty! Hypothetically, allegedly of course... 😂

Oh my goodness this is like Mayberry on crack…🤣😂🤣 Congratulations! I am so excited and happy for you! I love it and I can’t get enough of it miss Mary! Now I have to say this. “Joe” is funny and all but people like that can also unhinged and I am a bit concerned about what he might do to retaliate if he is that angry about something so small. Especially after the conversations with you. I know this from experience it happened to me and it happened to me a couple of neighbors in another neighborhood I lived. Please please watch your cats and watch Wally keep an eye on them. I’m just going to say that Neighbors got into an altercation over the stupidest thing and these one neighbors ended up putting antifreeze in hot dogs and killing my neighbors dogs. And I will not tell you what they did to their cats. Please please keep you’re eyes open.

I enjoy your vids and your humor is spot on, the stories keeps my attention great work

This is my Christmas

You are just the kind of person I love.... sooooo normal ! These neighbors are whacky 😅 hypothetically 😊😂 love listening to you ❤

Congratulations,Mary👑

I rolled my eyes so hard when you mentioned his ceramic frogs flown in from Italy 🤣

I love the she Desperate Housewives. Mary, I swear your neighborhood could be the setting in the show. So much strange, insane stuff happens around you just like on Desperate Housewives lol your street is part of an entertaining soap opera. Let's just hope murder doesn't start up around there. We don't want it EXACTLY like the show lmao

I literally clicked so fast, I can’t believe im a day late 😭 allegedly, hypothetically I missed these videos😂💕💕💕💕

ohh yes!! these are among my favorite that you do. 😁

Oh my gosh, Mary! I'm not making light of obnoxious neighbors...you crack me up😊 NOT hypothetically, either. My neighbors don't bother me - I'm known as the "crazy widow on the hill" with "self defense mechanisms..." theoretically, of course. Congrats on winning BEST YARD! You'll make an awesome HOA board member, surely would have my vote.

I love these neighborhood videos🔥🔥🔥

If you get on the board you'll have jucier stories for us so🤞😁

I can never put my finger on hay but you always give me massive Phoebe vibes (like the friends character) your just so funny and have a great energy about you!