Assassin's Creed Chronicles (Zero Punctuation) 

I’m just picturing Mr Boss Man saying to the intern “Yeah, we’re not doing that.” followed by the intern going “Ha ha, yeah.” as they conspicuously put a paper into the shredder

Theres rumours they have a Scandinavian setting in the works that will be called AC Ragnarok, which is the local equivalent of Armageddon, so if that happens they won't be far off

BlueAversion so assassins creed Viking edition? What the fuck are they going to halfarsedly connect it to? the viking invasion of Britain?

@@hazama0634 Hello I'm from the future and I'm here to inform you that's exactly what those lovable hacks at Ubisoft have done.

MasterCharlie104 ... good lord they are barely hiding their laziness

Ok

Hopefully it'll be about assassinations again, like a renaissance Hitman without the world-government-conspiracy-nonsense.

Still not happened yet lol, im surprised

+Wheatcrop I want Assassins Cread 3cd & Knuckles & Knuckles.

+Wheatcrop I think we're at "assassins creed boom" right now though...

Drakan R Assassins Cread 016, actually.

+Wheatcrop Featuring Dante from the devil may cry series.

+Wheatcrop What about "Assassin's Creed Revelations of the Chronicled Reloaded Revolution Episode 2 Part 1 Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series"?

+Ribby Don't forget: Assassin's Greed Rises and Rebirth of the Assassin's Greed

+MrSamulai greed?

+Ribby Assassin's Creed Adventure Assassin's Creed Tamers Assassin's Creed Frontier. Nope wait, that's Digimon.

+Ribby Return of the Rise of the Assassin's Creed Reborn: Reckoning

Assassin's Creed: Revengeance

IT SUCKED BACK THEN, AND IT WILL SUCK FOREVER.

+Batman "We Love Assassin's Creed"

+KeystoneHeavy58 Touch My Assassin

Hail to the king baby!

+Batman "Assassin's Creed and Robin."

Sounds pretty fun actually!

+Viktor Reznov "Assassin's Creed" That alone is laugh worthy. They had an awesome idea. I mean, you play as an assassin, stabbing people. That's awesome, simple, and fun! And yet somehow they fucked it up, every single game!

+jirodyne Well, the second and fourth ones were good.

Joel Schembri The story WAS good... When it was Templars are assholes trying to rule and Assassins are assassinating them for the good of the world. Then they added in the 'future' and all the things in game are events in the past. Basically then, you have no choices. In fact, based on that premise you shouldn't even have any side quests or optional stuff, because it's either you're past self did that, or did not and thus isn't in the dna. Then they added in... What was it, aliens? Achient Beings? Magical glowing object of world ending power that somehow only the Templar and Assassins know about and no one else in the world. -- Like I said, it had a good and fun idea that should have been easy. Then they fucked it up! Shouldn't have had the magical objects, shouldn't have had it being DNA coding and just a simulator. Should have just been you are assassinating people in power because those people are corrupt and need to die. Simple. Easy. Fun.

***** I was talking with my friend and we agreed that it should be just assassins and Templars without the whole magic bullshit and simulators. Slenderminion​ The fourth one wasn't an AC game... It was a pirate game.

+Viktor Reznov my favorit iz blödlines on da psp

Rise of the Assassins Creed

Creed: With Arms Wide Open

+MTThought Creed: Drinking All Night

+The Lunatic Fridge Assassins Creed: Christmas Special

+Black Sheep Rise of the Planet of the Assassins Creed Oh, wait. I just noticed this happened an hour ago on another comment. Damn.

Because 1 and revelations were western?

+Johnnythat1 Dude Hmm...I think you're right. I mean, there's Revelations, but that's still just the middle east. I guess Ubisoft can't be bothered with any area and nation east of modern day Turkey.

+Johnnythat1 Dude aren't the games about his assassin ancestors?

hahahahahatimes5 After three? Not really.

+Johnnythat1 Dude Dude we need assassin's creed in the old west

+ThunderPsyker *Redacted lol...

+ThunderPsyker 420/10

+ThunderPsyker Repeated is the right word my friend.

Don't forget Assassins' Creed!

"--the reckoning"

Pretty sure that line comes from a comic

+Dark Arts Dabbler Funny, every time i hear something redeeming about the superhero movie industry, it's immediately followed up by "...and that good idea was originally featured in a comic from 30 years ago".

+Paradox Acres I think the video would be 90% fapping and 10% review

It would also be 5 seconds long, since all he would have to say is "Candy crush with porn" and then make a ejaculation joke. IMHO I don't find it even interesting it's just candy crush with naked ladies, to me the "porn" portion doesn't make up for the boring gameplay. Also it has an even worse story than most harem anime series which says a fucking lot already. But nobody asked my opinion so whatever I guess.

Just fucking stop already. It was funny the first 3 times, but now... just stop, okay?

+Damon Finn I find him funny I like him and fuck you

+Bas van de Kleut IDK, it seems funny to the other 50 people likeing him, so I see no reason for him to stop. His comment doesn't harm you in anyway, and if it does, you are insanely thin- skinned.

+Captain SkullFace OH, you're talking about "The Assassin's Creed."

+Captain SkullFace I bet it would be in the based in the 5th crusade?

We will just call in Assassin's Creed 06

+Dmx Ninjz I Lol'd

Both Templars and Assassins have to (grudgingly) work together to stop an Alien Invasion! (May or may not steal ideas from Independence Day and XCOM)

+Paradox Acres If by aliens you mean the precursors Then sure. They doing something with Juno arent they?

+Paradox Acres Didn't one of the games mention aliens? This could be feasible in their universe.

acephantom903 I don't think there are actual aliens But the First civilization is more then alien like.

Blue★ Maybe that is what I was thinking of. :) I only played 2 through completion and it ended with the Pagan Deities are actual creatures which created humans? I can't remember too well.

I would pay for that.

+KuudMUFC The Fresh assassin of bel air

+KuudMUFC I always thought an anime adaptation of Assassins creed would be a good place to take the franchise.

+Armored Albatross Assassins creed, animated

+KuudMUFC Now this is a story all about how The Temps got flipped turned upside down Now just take a minute and sit right there, I'll tell you bout the life of altair

I just sort of showed up one day, like every other one the AC games lately

+cyanmanta They keep escaping from the research facility.

+cyanmanta Terry Pratchett had the idea in his Disc-world series that when people think something up,it exists. So some guy some day thought of the 2D Assassin's Creed games. Ties in with your idea at least,pretty much shuts down rational thought,but it makes sense in this situation

+A Lotad A wild Assassin's Creed game appeared!

+A Lotad 2009

I'm a geek, not a nerd they should just number them.

Do they mean anything in context anyways?

+Bald Man really, really? Just number them? That's a great idea until you realize we'd be at like assassins creed 16 in a years time

Dark Arts Dabbler the numbers would make it a lot more obvious that they’re milking the series 😂

Not a fantastic comparison

+Chunky Chicken Well your mum is fantastic

+Wiggin Miller sorry didn't mean to offend you :'(

+Chunky Chicken

+Wiggin Miller I prefer to say that this title would go to Call of Duty, because at least, both of them are sucessful, whether we like or not. AC is more close to Burger King, where nobody gives a grap anymore, even if it tries to become revelant again.

lol

eeek143 Assassin's Cart

+squigglez DH _*Snrrk!_ Oh you!

+squigglez DH actual LOL

game or engine

Tiwaking Tiwaking I thought so, I just didn't want to make assumptions.

+Reshriham I think its similar to That Guy With The Glasses, Other people are there but Yahtzee ends up being the more entertaining of the lot, and his throbbing shadow consumes them all.

*Devil

+nice meme SHITTING

+Komnenos D E S I G N A T E D

Electric Boogaloo.

+Komnenos Assassin's Creed: And the Curse of the Hairy Potty

Your /pol/ is showing.

I can't believe how few people picked up on it. xD

And it's got tons of stabbing.

No. thats not at all how it went. Shay just chose to be a templar which were already a thing. go read the books ^-^ They're great!

This was in AC Chronicals India