Astronaut Ice Cream Sausage 

Finally, the post-production sausage. We've reached a unique Event Horizon in sausage history.

Ground Control to Major Sausage

As I was watching this I though “oh no he better be careful he might get Doritos in the astronaut ice cream sausage” and you know that’s just a fun combination of words

This is a fully grown, adult man, with a wife and children, screeching whilst pouring Doritos onto his hand, which is puppeteering a Rubber T-Rex head. God, I love the internet.

Would sell my soul for Doritos Dinosaur

"I am concerned about the developing cult of personality around the Doritios Dinosaur" is a sentence I never planned on hearing in my life, but here we are.

I appreciate the addition of the grinder sound effects.

You know, you should feed into Doritos Dinosaur's habit. Make Doritos sausages using different flavors of Doritos. Cool Ranch Doritos Sausage, Nacho Cheese Doritos Sausage, special Dinamita sausages...

I found this channel about 10 days ago, thanks to the algorithm, and I've been watching several episodes a day since then. I don't think I've come close to seeing all of them, which makes me happy.

In Space, Everyone Can Hear Your Indigestion...

I didnt realize how much i like the sound of the items dropping into the grinder tray until today.

I'm not kidding, just as the audio came back a construction vehicle started backing up and making the beeping sound and it was so perfectly timed with the grinder I thought it was great editing.

for dehydrated food that's a lot of astronaut ice cream water

I haven't thought about Good Charlotte in a while. The Sausage Song blew me away today.

Every day I pray that Doritos Dinosaur overcomes his addiction for Doritos and then becomes a regular part of the show. Stay strong you perfect beast!

2:39 "Everything's fine again" That bite looked more raw than the part you microwaved

Honestly the idea of a "Director's Cut Commentary" track for videos is really appealing :D

This episode has everything that makes this channel so amazing and thus I felt mentally derranged imagining explaining to someone what in the hell I was watching.

Thank you for bringing back the announcement of the waters. When you avoided saying it on a few episodes I started to miss them.

Im glad the Doritos dinosaur is getting the love he deserves

I've been watching a long time, but every so often I picture Peter Griffon behind the camera and it makes me happy. 😁

There's a sausage maaaaaan waiting in the sky

After reading through the ingredients, they seem fairly standard for shelf stable dairy product. The mono-digycerides I don’t see much, but it’s mostly a lot of flavorings, some texture enhancers, and pretty simple preservatives

Been here since the beginning, why do I still have hope.

Soon, there will be no Ordinary Sausage... soon, there will only be Doritos Dinosaur.

The Good Charlotte Sausage remix was on point :) As soon as you said the first words I knew exactly what you were going to end up saying lmao

Quite possibly my fav Mark ruffalo box ever!! 😂

Now I want a triple threat match: Doritos Dinosaur vs Mannequinnussy vs Mr Potato Sausage.

No way, I love freeze dried ice cream, you should have gotten the ice cream sandwiches though, they're even better.

Have we made a Dorito’s sausage yet? If not let’s make it happen

yes the Good Charlotte Sausage remix nobody knew they wanted 🔥

Mr. Sausage should make astronaut sausage by freeze-drying a sausage.

Doritos Dino is really David Lee Roth, confirmed.

Sadly "astronaut" ice cream isn't actually eaten by astronauts.

"That's the astronaut ice cream water." But... it's freeze-dried... it doesn't... nevermind.

Doritos Dinosaur is giving Dr Rockzo the rock & roll clown vibes

Since when did the Doritos Dino absorb the soul of Dr. Rockso: The Rock & Roll Clown?!?

This man owns a freeze drying machine that he has used in several videos. Why does he buy expensive freeze dried ice cream? He can make it himself with that machine.

Finally, a Will It Blow rating that makes sense, never thought I'd see the day

The voice-over makes this sound like a tutorial, which is terrifying

T-Rex eating Doritos ❤❤❤ First, you’re everything. Second, omg I’m SO GRATEFUL your mic was back on for that!!! ❤❤❤ I am sure I heard the angels singing for it; if you turn up the volume, I’m certain you can, too. It’s a little hard to hear because of the crunching. But it’s there.

This is the only channel I have notifications turned on for.

This was one of the best looking sausages I've ever seen, just as far as like the size

The sausage lore grows. Welcome Doritos dinosaur 🦖

Once again Mr Sausage makes the best of a bad situation. Audio gone? Excellent opportunity to make us laugh with "Ping, bom, bow!"

I love you, doritos dinosaur!

I didn't think the icecream would make the sausage THAT cold and take THAT much longer to cook! But I'm so glad it didn't melt or burst or whatever these various sugars do when cooked. Love a good breakfast sausage.

I've gotta stop listening to my playlists before watching these videos, was not expecting Good Sausage on a Friday afternoon.

Praying for durrito dinosaurs recovery. You got this buddy!

Was eating Glacier Ranch "Doritos" while watching this, lol.

If I could get my hands on another astronaut ice cream sandwich i would gladly grab several. I loved the one that i had all that time ago on my third grade planetarium field trip.

Good thing the audio came back just in time for Dorito dinosaur

THAT CANNOT BE THE DEHYDRATED ICE CREAM WATER

i can't believe he matched up the voiceover with his hand gestures. a true master of his craft

Finally a reasonable amount of added stuff

great episode

So you’ve developed a whole new character to distract us from the lack of BERD sausage huh? Touché.

Brilliant content

The way dorito dinosaur said "i love doritos"reminds me of gir from invader zim

Id love to see a series where you try to make sausages from around the world

I will ALWAYS buy a ticket to the dorito dinosaur experience.

i love your damn energy.

I love how you rolled with the studio failure

The way the video opened I thought it was gonna be an entirely sponsored video.

I would like an entirely post-commentated episode of the Sausage Show. It feels uniquely strange.

No, that was not the astronaut ice cream water. Astronaut ice cream has no water in it. That's what makes it astronaut ice cream.

Some poor CEO at Doritos woke up this morning and had to watch these videos. Welcome to the pit of sausage-hell Mr. Boss Man?

Best boi came back to us.

Celebrities treating sausage, there's a concept! Like hot ones but with the sausage of the day.

A gentle whisper of the Astronaut Ice Cream water...perfection in its finest.

Brings me back to my childhood in like, the weirdest fucking way.

The scuff makes it better, Mr. Sausage o7

the Doritos Dinosaur is essentially Mr Sausage's version on Dr. Rockso from Metalocalypse

i was not expecting to hear Mr Sausage sing Good Charlotte

Doritos needs to Sponsors this man and let him make a commercial

I heard him say "that's the astronaut ice cream water" and I couldn't help but think this time, "no it isn't?" LOL That's the defining quality of freeze dried foods? No water But I respect the sentence

He was the best thing that happened to us and the worst thing that happened to Mrs. Sausage❤

I literally laughter out loud!… the one and only time I tried this was in middle school on a 3 day field trip to Washington DC… we got a whole day to explore “the mall” and I tried this at the National Aerospace Museum, and it was absolute trash!!!…(never again!!!)

I think I heard a hint of rotted bitters in your voice when you said “caramel”. Here’s how I imagine it went in your head, right after the sadness came out: You to yourself: Drain flashbacks? Yourself to you: Drain flashbacks. Here’s recovery love to you, your drain, and your hilarious brain ❤❤❤❤❤

it's always a good day when we get a pop punk sausage song

As far as "people being frightened by big scientific words in a list of ingredients" goes, this really isn't bad at all

You could probably get something 5/5 using a low sugar ice cream, assuming you're willling to hunt for something that doesn't substitute fake sugars instead.

I knew that was Dotitos Dinosaur's voice influence! 😂😂😂

You are my hero

1. I demand more Sausageman ADR and B. The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem Doritos Dinosaur

1:36 after a couple of videos i began to make the "let's sausage-hand gesture" with him and it brings me slight discomfort and relieving happiness at the same time

Fun fact: you can polish a turd. Mythbusters did it.

Appropriate episode given those guys who put that thing on the moon last night. Now, if only it would talk to us...

I haven't thought about Good Charlotte in like a decade.

That "or caramel" sounded personal

It doesn’t look like Mr Sausage does any affiliated links but I’d definitely but his oil spritzer bottle, I can never seem to find one that works properly… although admittedly, it does look like a sprayer bottle from the hardware store

Thank you

Would this be a better way of adding sweetness to a sausage to keep it from bursting? Like wanting to make a large breakfast sausage without the maple syrup. Considering the rawness of the sausage I think the frieze dried ice cream might have insulated the meat from the heat, so smoking it might be better.

Okay, before you explained the microphone issue, I legitimately thought my browser was lagging out.

That's an obvious half-a-Ruffalo right there.

Three episodes without Mr. Sausage suffering? I will not stand for this! The Breakfast Stuffed Bread, he deserved something nice, absolutely. The Cotton Candy Hot Dog, okay, I’ll make an exception for two nice things in a row. But three episodes in a row without Mr. Sausage experiencing some kind of taste bud related trauma? This is an outrage!

That's gotta be the first f bomb I've heard from Mr sausage lmao

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT'S THE ASTRONAUT ICE CREAM WATER ASTRONAUT ICE CREAM DOESN'T HAVE WATER IT'S DRYYYYYYYYYYYY

It's okay, Mr. Sausage. Nobody is perfect. Except Thuringian Bratwurst.

Reminds me of the olden days