Back to Our Roots | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von  

Be good to yourself, you deserve it. bit.ly/theo-von

Theos face when she said she started an onlyfans is priceless

That girl's dirty trying to tempt Theo into the dark arts

Theo gave her the “O” face when she said she started an OnlyFans.

23:00 “is he a comedian? I think I know him” 😂😂😂😂

Theo is way more hilarious than any Netflix specials out there

Single mom #1: “I had to open my own onlyfans..” Theo: “Yeah so so wait yeah so you so yeah you um”

"2 out of 7 Americans can't swim and we're out there getting into the deep end of the galaxy...with no floaties on bruh" 😂😂😂

" Bars of wood " never saying board again

22:56 theo straight roasting D'elia xD

"Is he a comedian? I think I know him!" Holy shit, Theo is gold.

Only fans gets mentioned by a pretty female and Theo forgets how to talk. Gang brother!

I seen a Mexican get married and then build his own lake resort for the honeymoon

57 minutes: “Your daughter just turned 18 and went on a date?” I think I know the guy is he a comic? Theo won the belt now he’s won the war

"There's nothing up there. You're just gonna end up in the white section of WorldStarHipHop" 🤣🤣🤣

17:41 theos face at her joining Onlyfans 😂😂😂

"Being on the moon is like being the guy at a pool party who gets on the roof of the house"

17:42 Theo thinking to himself "this is a family show woman... onward"

She said she has a son that’s a senior in HS, then follows up saying she has onlyfans on a podcast. Poor kid....

Theo internally had them chromosomes rearranged when she said OnlyFans. 😂😂😂

I saw a Mexican cut down a tree, make it into wood bars, and then he built a tree with it! 😂

Theo "edible seating structure a.k.a table" von.

And right off the bat, literally the first words are Theo showing love to Mexicans again. Theo makes me feel so proud to be Mexican. You are forever an honorary Mexican, El Rey Raton! 🇲🇽

Is it strange that I am pretty sure that this guy here is the funniest actual person to just listen to talk, and I'm convinced he might not know how smart he is. But also, every once in awhile, he makes me feel an extremely deep grief. Just for a minute before I'm laughing again. We need to protect and keep him safe bc the world will not be able to handle it.

Theo, as an anxious person, I don't know how you do it. You do so many wonderful things and look out for so many people. I really appreciate you and the poddy ❤️️

Theo respecting single mothers trying to help em out and the first one started an onlyfans lmaooooooooooo Dem poor kids though.

Was feeling down but singing along with Theo for the intro cheered me up a bit

“Don’t tell me he was a comedian, I think I know him” 😂

theo treats other people so kindly and supportive, it’s amazing he’s dealing with all his own struggles and still has so much room and empathy for others

I am listening as I’m getting ready for a final custody hearing as a single mom, and this made my stressful/nervous morning just a little easier. Thank you.

Only 7 a.m and started off a shitty Monday but this just made it a little better. Gang

As a son of a single mother and a previous single father myself, this honesty is all I strive for. Love you Brother!! Your lift keeps so many of us inflated and afloat.

theo trynna bite his tongue on a Sleazy Breezey joke

Got fired an hour ago. Hearing this made everything better. Gang

“Fill the holes of the people in the past with the great people you have now” a bad ass bayou poet brother gang gang. Love to single moms and moms in general. They winning fr. “Stick to heart and your roots. they keep planted to the ground.”

Theo "I've never killed a mountain lion with my bare hands.... but I've definitely choked some cougars" Von

Theo’s face when she dropped that OF bomb was the purest form of shock I’ve ever seen 😂

Never thought I would be attracted to a man with a mullet but here I am.

Theo has really grown on me. He's so genuine and naturally funny. A rare find! Brightens my mood everytime 🤩😍🥰 Gang!

LMFAOOO "dont tell me he was a comedian! I think i know him!"

"So who am I to judge a single mother out there launderin cat money" GANG! 😂

Breezy throwing Theo for a damn loop when she mentioned her OnlyFans 😂

Theo was so embarrassed and rocking that nervous energy during that first vid call, you can't act that. #redfacedandreadyforlove

I swear every episode you post I get inspired . At 44 years old my babies are older, but I truly appreciate your vulnerability and the way you can Express yourself . Much love

raised by a single mom and just trying to be a good man. gang gang

"As long as you're alive you can listen to the Goo Goo Dolls" LOL

Hah I will be mad if I don’t hear Bishop gun on an episode at this point.

“It’s the beginning of September”

"end up in the white section of worldstar hip hop daddy".. genius

I can be in my worst mood when theo plays that intro that shine hitter im happy AF!!!

17:49 theo's face when she says "i started my own onlyfans"

I love how real theo gets. He is on another level compared to everything. Best content. Period.

Did she say her daughter is filming her Only fans?! Lol

Man we all got the one scared nut kinda hiding in the back. Gang gang

She’s got a son that’s gonna be a senior and she’s got an onlyfans. That poor kid. Gonna get mauled at the lunch table.

Only Theo can say "convention oven" and people just let it slide....

Theo really linked her onlyfans what a legend

5:28 Theo & Co.: 12pm is noon; 12am is midnight fyi. Love you, gang

The 2nd Mom really warmed my heart. Thank you Theo for doing this for the single moms.

This whole podcast is a definition of a man with great character

Theos face when it registered that she has an only fans😭😭😭

I LOVE how Theo starts his podcasts. hahahah. It's like "Meanwhile..."

Theo is beyond adorable. I really can't understand anyone who doesn't appreciate him.

Theo's brain broke when she said she opened an only fans

If one thing could save 2020 it’s Theo’s mullet.

I look forward to this show each week. Thank you!

17:45 Theo's face HAHAHA. Like..."oh yeah?..." She's about to get PAID!!

As a Mexican, the opening of this episode brought me so much joy. The way he compliments but in his own funny way is just brilliant. Thank you Theo for this hitter. Gang gang.

"She went on a date with an 18 year old guy" Theo: Is he a comedian? I think I know him! That Chris D'elia joke went over some of yall heads 😂😂🤣

- "Don't ask me what's on it because you'll have to pay me if you wanna know." 5 seconds later: - "I share nude photos, explicit photos and sometimes video clips." But Theo actually didn't want to know lol

Absolutely LOVE this. Raised by a single mother myself and this episode is tugging at them little strings on my heart organ 🥺😬

I swear to god the intro song is such a feel good banger, best in the podcast game

22:55 Theo stays taking shots at delia 🤣🤣

Theo straight up panicking when she mentions the onlyfans is hilarious

Thank you Theo, I needed this right now. More than you could ever imagine or probably care. Keep being yourself and shining that light brother

I can't explain the joy I get hearing Shine in the morning.

Hilarious how flustered he got from the onlyfans thing.

Laundering cat money OMFG!! Theo even had to laugh at that one...

Please never change that intro man, that hits the feels and makes me feel so awesome ready for the podcast

Every dude was like “damn she’s pretty hot” 10 seconds later: “I actually started an onlyfans”

Evan Bartels needs to be on the podcast ASAP

SHIIIINNNNEEE THAT LIGHT ON MEEEEE

Thanks for this episode Theo. It's been a while since I've listened and this was exactly what I needed. Getting back to my roots

Laundering that cat money! Gang gang brotha!

an open invitation to East Nashville MMA! Ed Clay's....right across from that Edley's East brisket hitter🤘

Let’s go Solo show Praise god papa best way to start off a work week 9-5 grind

Good follow up hitter today.. Thanks gang. Be good to yourself!

There was no more hilarious timing for Theo's email to ping than just before he was about to say how good he's feeling 🤣🤣🤣 The bane of his life right there aha!! - Then we're off to the races talking about emails for 'conveNTion ovens' 😅 Gotta love the man, the myth, the legend that is, Theo Von! 🙌🙌🙌

bruh theeese single moms can talk for hoursssss

First time commenter, long time listener. Really loved this one, very grounding vibrations, really appreciate it. Sending you love from Australia Theo

You are ascending and clearing karma with every breath, and helping others to move in that direction. I love it!

Theo singing Shine makes me cry too much. Here with ya’ll. Gang gang.

Love the podcast theo, gang gang from Australia son!!

Soooo many people lookin for aliens and still not knowing how to talk to their own neighbor and family. That's alien to me. ^_^

My favorite inspirational/ reflective fella. Thank you from Texas

Absolutely, Theo. Absolutely. You've guided me through some tough times and I needed the hand, and the ones closest to me never reached out in the right way. Your show makes life a little more feasible since I'm not the most active in groups. When it comes to being more than one person since my social awkwardness takes over, and I resist the urge to command respect. Though you have a career in something I idolize, I feel you can relate to the constant struggle of trying to fit in with the normies, or make someone laugh that doesn't have any understanding. I appreciate you bulldozing your way through your struggles for us every week and are able to explore alternatives or go in depth on something that I would much rather throw in my closet and close the door on. The warmest Thank You Brother!

I am Hispanic I work hard since I was 14 , always hustling and grinding. Since the lockdown I’ve been working my two jobs . And started a podcast as well . I hope does well thanks for the inspiration Theo. Gang Gang sir .

The shady jokes that Theo has been making about Chris D'elia lately are top notch.

Awesome pod! Those single moms were so uplifting and cool. And we're lucky to have you Theo. Keep doing your thing, Rat King! Gang 💯

Yo I just subscribed to breezys fans only.....damn!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 worth it. Onward.