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Bad Relationship Memes For Heartbroken Teens 

Jarvis Johnson
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I recently discovered a treasure trove of bad relationship advice and emo memes on instagram so this is me talking about that.
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@jarvis
@jarvis 5 лет назад
i am man seeking thuth
@manifolded
@manifolded 5 лет назад
t h u t h
@GermaphobeMusic
@GermaphobeMusic 5 лет назад
sbeve
@whynot8317
@whynot8317 5 лет назад
Emotional
@p3nguin316
@p3nguin316 5 лет назад
K
@leafs3715
@leafs3715 5 лет назад
i must find thuth of my existence
@puffthebunny2200
@puffthebunny2200 4 года назад
Tears are usually 1% water and 99% feelings but sometimes they're 1% water and 99% onions
@mcplumpkin6191
@mcplumpkin6191 4 года назад
I thought tears was teens.
@jimmyhanley8614
@jimmyhanley8614 4 года назад
Lol
@toastpsycho5354
@toastpsycho5354 4 года назад
Shardflower yes but teens are still 99% onions
@mcplumpkin6191
@mcplumpkin6191 4 года назад
@@toastpsycho5354 I like eating teens.
@toastpsycho5354
@toastpsycho5354 4 года назад
Shardflower AND I LIKE DICING AND CUTTING THEM
@trinketbird
@trinketbird 5 лет назад
Age is just a number. Jail is just a room.
@BlackCat-tg7th
@BlackCat-tg7th 5 лет назад
@@just_peachy8315 It's the same
@BlackCat-tg7th
@BlackCat-tg7th 5 лет назад
@@just_peachy8315 Oh oof :v Sorry.
@yeetimbad1866
@yeetimbad1866 5 лет назад
LMAO
@bittrush
@bittrush 5 лет назад
And the soap is slippery.
@erickandedelsoicangetaride7069
Life is just something you live just to live it
@LezbeOswald
@LezbeOswald 3 года назад
"girls usually can't make eye contact with the person they love" i'm autistic
@lpsquestie3495
@lpsquestie3495 3 года назад
You're in love with everyone
@SorowFame
@SorowFame 3 года назад
@@lpsquestie3495 finally, confirmation that everyone on the autism spectrum is pansexual. You have no idea how long I been looking for this.
@dragonsrule20201
@dragonsrule20201 3 года назад
I hate when people say lack of eye contact is a sign of submission. I'll kick yr ass, eyes are just annoying
@malchickoleander
@malchickoleander 3 года назад
Im severe ADHD and my boyfriend is autistic and we literally *only* make eye contact with each other cuz we're super close. I hate eyes. Theyre awful. Like. Eye contact makes me feel panicked.
@dragonsrule20201
@dragonsrule20201 3 года назад
@@malchickoleander yeah I know some autistic people who eye contact causes physical pain for. For me personally it just makes it impossible to register what the person is saying and I feel slightly uncomfortable, and I'm sure I make the other person uncomfortable by flitting back and forth between each eye and their lips in hopes I can figure out what they're saying lmao, so it's just best if I look elsewhere. It just ain't worth it to uphold made up social standards for any of us
@peggy3095
@peggy3095 3 года назад
(Warns! Will mak u cri) Gf: am pretty? Bf: no Gf: u lov me? Bf: no Gf: u would cri if u left me? Bf: no Gf run in front of car cring. She die at funeral, bf say “ur not pretty, ur beautiful. I don’t lov u, I need u. I won’t cri if i leave u, I die liek if this mak u cri evrytiem
@peggy3095
@peggy3095 3 года назад
God that was hell for my phone’s autocorrect
@leatherxrose7743
@leatherxrose7743 3 года назад
Gets me every time 😭
@yellobanana6456
@yellobanana6456 3 года назад
You mean "gats mu evrytiem"
@butterfly_queen234
@butterfly_queen234 3 года назад
So sad 😭
@kaidosass3049
@kaidosass3049 3 года назад
i cried rel tearZ glad iM not the only 1 hoo fels this way 💔💔
@blekiscooler
@blekiscooler 4 года назад
3 Things I can’t control -Smile on my face when I see you -Tears in my eyes when I miss you -Things that I cannot control
@madcrusader123
@madcrusader123 4 года назад
This chaos... I cannot control!
@snowz6680
@snowz6680 4 года назад
*Big brain*
@saitamabutwithhair413
@saitamabutwithhair413 4 года назад
So deep...
@kyonas6047
@kyonas6047 4 года назад
Oh shit
@kyonas6047
@kyonas6047 4 года назад
@@saitamabutwithhair413 🙂Idk what jams is but no i can't
@tunaramen
@tunaramen 4 года назад
Three things that I can't control: -Smile on my face when I see you -The fact that I don't know how to count
@Thor-Orion
@Thor-Orion 4 года назад
This should have so many more likes.
@nonexistentunicorn1122
@nonexistentunicorn1122 3 года назад
Fuck I didn’t expect that. Made me laugh
@leiliabug5240
@leiliabug5240 3 года назад
Pfffft this is perfection
@makijaahoe3025
@makijaahoe3025 3 года назад
Oof
@strawberryjam6235
@strawberryjam6235 3 года назад
It took me a while to figure this out
@jonathanshaw3250
@jonathanshaw3250 3 года назад
“Hey, I’m pregnant.” “Now why are you upset.” “I’m not?” “It's alright, you want to fight, you've got a hunger, I was just like you when I was younger. Head full of fantasies of dyin' like a martyr?” “Yes.” “Dying is easy young man, living is harder.”
@tinytigertamer
@tinytigertamer 3 года назад
“Why are you telling me this? I’m being honest ... We are a powder keg about to explode I need someone like you to lighten the load So?” The Hamilton reference made my day. Oh and I cut out the one line cause it didn’t fit the theme here.
@C.V.L2
@C.V.L2 3 года назад
Why are you telling me this? I'm being honest. I'm working a third of what our Congres has promised. We are a powder keg about to explode. I need someone like you to lighten the load. So?
@breademojiwheatemoji4003
@breademojiwheatemoji4003 3 года назад
Emma A (i am not throwing away my shit (i am not throwing away my shit) (i am not throwing away my shot)
@LL-tr5et
@LL-tr5et 3 года назад
@@breademojiwheatemoji4003 glad tp know you dont throw away your shit
@LittleSirBoy
@LittleSirBoy 3 года назад
istg i thought this would be normal and after the "im not" i kept screaming at myself to stop making everything about hamilton than i read the rest
@charlie6658
@charlie6658 3 года назад
i feel like “crying my best” should have a comeback right about now lol
@rikaeriksharethisvid6911
@rikaeriksharethisvid6911 2 года назад
Lol
@thepassingstatic6268
@thepassingstatic6268 2 года назад
Yeah. I'd buy multiple colors
@eddisongilbert306
@eddisongilbert306 2 года назад
bring it back again 🔥
@Cosmoa-Music
@Cosmoa-Music 2 года назад
It honestly sounds like a song I’d listen to
@jennyonthespectrum4581
@jennyonthespectrum4581 2 года назад
This is a far superior phrase for a T-shirt.
@denizkavi
@denizkavi 4 года назад
"age is just a number" Yeah. And statutory rape is just a phrase.
@fabtrash
@fabtrash 4 года назад
Well it's also a good way to end up in jail !
@cuprum9793
@cuprum9793 4 года назад
Which is a room
@FREEHONGKONG-wd5lo
@FREEHONGKONG-wd5lo 4 года назад
Jail is just a place
@bdaarmy9736
@bdaarmy9736 4 года назад
@@FREEHONGKONG-wd5lo Yeah, I'm sure you'd wanna go live there anyday.
@CitrusClown
@CitrusClown 4 года назад
911 is just a number
@kaywantsfood
@kaywantsfood 4 года назад
"Age is just a number" And jail is just a room And hell is just a place
@stanstanstan2597
@stanstanstan2597 4 года назад
And eternal infernal torture is just a punishment for being a pedophile
@bigflopper45
@bigflopper45 4 года назад
and the electric chair is just furniture
@nra3zehuti781
@nra3zehuti781 3 года назад
@@stanstanstan2597 pretty sure god himself is a pedophile but ok
@anonjoeoof2113
@anonjoeoof2113 3 года назад
@@nra3zehuti781 hes always watching, right?
@tosinakin2508
@tosinakin2508 3 года назад
@@nra3zehuti781 Wow...way to disrespect an entire religion. Also, the Bible doesn't really mention masturbation like that or condemn it. Blame the creepy pastors or, better yet, do some research before you disrespect an entire group of people.
@breadsmith3279
@breadsmith3279 3 года назад
Fun Fact: Tom only pretends to jate Jerry because if he didn't the family would replace him with a cat that actually wants to kill jerry
@GA_131
@GA_131 3 года назад
Goals ❤️
@SorowFame
@SorowFame 3 года назад
Doesn’t he face regular bodily harm because to Jerry? I think this might be an abusive relationship.
@hitthemill8595
@hitthemill8595 3 года назад
@@SorowFame it's fine he's masochistic.
@salems_palace3222
@salems_palace3222 3 года назад
das fun :)
@leoramodi4991
@leoramodi4991 3 года назад
but why does the family want jerry to die
@allytoombs6719
@allytoombs6719 3 года назад
jarvis: "pregnant, the sequel" ad immediately after: "am i... pregnant?"
@averym7068
@averym7068 3 года назад
Lol
@t3ras74
@t3ras74 3 года назад
am i pargant?
@calebdouglas2512
@calebdouglas2512 2 года назад
34+2 weeks ... *pregananant*
@GA_131
@GA_131 2 года назад
Welp, that baby got to be arriving soon
@kayladaniels9197
@kayladaniels9197 2 года назад
Can oo get....preganté?
@numberfour5913
@numberfour5913 4 года назад
S(he) s(hit) (her)self 14 year olds: 😭😭😭
@whatnoisedoesaclownmake7646
@whatnoisedoesaclownmake7646 4 года назад
Ssself
@shipperina2213
@shipperina2213 4 года назад
I'm dying lol
@vegetabreigh8002
@vegetabreigh8002 4 года назад
S(he) be(lied)ve he lied. *Sbeve*
@WakiKat
@WakiKat 4 года назад
SBEVE CONTINUED
@n2da9
@n2da9 4 года назад
Damn so deep
@norimori5170
@norimori5170 5 лет назад
"Age is just a number when u love someone :)
@lindaflores4325
@lindaflores4325 5 лет назад
Ladies and Gentlemen, we got him... 🎵*I thought I had it all together* 🎵
@lakumowo
@lakumowo 5 лет назад
Joonie Moonie 69th like
@lakumowo
@lakumowo 5 лет назад
Linda Flores me got him?
@kennylunacy
@kennylunacy 5 лет назад
@@lakumowo I'm pretty sure it was just a small typo and meant to type *we...
@lindaflores4325
@lindaflores4325 5 лет назад
@@lakumowo it was a typo!
@GotInterest
@GotInterest 3 года назад
Jarvis’ advice to teens at the end is actually really good, tho. Like yeah, don’t be worried about “wasting” your time as a teen. Chances are it’s not a waste and you will treasure that time you spent doing whatever you wanted later in life.
@tinnagigja3723
@tinnagigja3723 2 года назад
I'm 36, and I don't regret wasting my teen years on the things I did. My twenties, on the other hand 😳 Edit: I do wish I had had money and opportunity to learn things I was interested in, that I thought I could always learn as an adult, like playing the guitar or driving. Also probably, in hindsight, should have talked to a doctor about the weird episodes I was having, rather than not telling people and low-key thinking I might be psychic... turns out those weren't actually instances of "thing from dream happened in real life the next day", but rather "absence seizures and your brain duplicating the information it's taking in and deciding that since you've never been here before in reality it must have happened in a dream. Or whatever, brain broken, takapill makit stop."
@royalblanket
@royalblanket 2 года назад
@Shivansh Upadhyay There's plenty of things on the screen that can be very useful for learning. Although it's best to make sure you get some excercise and sun each day as well, and get used to trolls and cyberbullying
@coco604
@coco604 2 года назад
I completely agree. The thing he said about “things getting better if you let them” HIT HARD
@cameronw3233
@cameronw3233 Год назад
It was for sure a sweet talk at the end of a video that I didn’t know I needed
@chattymime
@chattymime 5 месяцев назад
@@tinnagigja3723Damn dude. my two best friends have seizure disorders too, but neither of them know exactly what kind of episodes they experience yet.. Do you see someone for yours now? I hope you’re doing okay :)
@iamafannow.7891
@iamafannow.7891 3 года назад
*She loved him...* *But he loved a netherite sword with unbreaking III and smite II 😔*
@susieaxemurderer
@susieaxemurderer 3 года назад
he should get some better enchantments I think i have a sharpness 4 book in my enderchest Do you want it?
@leechilton7684
@leechilton7684 9 месяцев назад
@@susieaxemurdereri was gonna say like.. smite???? really?? lame ass enchantment catch me with knock back or sharpness or that fire one
@jacklandismusic
@jacklandismusic 4 года назад
Damn I was getting real into that “I Trusted You” song and then “thuth” happened
@slow01xj
@slow01xj 3 года назад
same bro. same.
@unusedaccount3907
@unusedaccount3907 3 года назад
yeah..
@alirfa7406
@alirfa7406 3 года назад
thuth made it better
@vadapartyannapurna
@vadapartyannapurna 3 года назад
I thuthed you...
@kiracina8127
@kiracina8127 3 года назад
Yeah same
@Leon-sm1zl
@Leon-sm1zl 4 года назад
7:57 "age is just a number" "sir, you're 42. You can't be in a relationship with my 7 year old daughter."
@insertname6333
@insertname6333 3 года назад
Hol up
@binguslover0508
@binguslover0508 3 года назад
@Yeet God so is 911
@childnamedfinger
@childnamedfinger 3 года назад
@Yeet God that comment was probably a joke too
@CJ-iz3mp
@CJ-iz3mp 3 года назад
hate when those pesky dads are like "no you can't date my underage daughter!" like bro, shut up I'm older than you
@kirangeorge4459
@kirangeorge4459 3 года назад
@@CJ-iz3mp ;-;
@walshling16
@walshling16 3 года назад
“age is just a number” *and hell is just a sauna*
@calebdouglas2512
@calebdouglas2512 2 года назад
This made me laugh way too hard
@kayfullerton3965
@kayfullerton3965 3 года назад
jarvis: is this an authors note in the middle of the story me, who spent four years on fanfic sites where authors notes in the middle of stories were not uncommon: don't.... don't take me back there.......
@kittykatz2781
@kittykatz2781 3 года назад
*wattpad flashbacks intensify*
@calebdouglas2512
@calebdouglas2512 2 года назад
Oh no, it's happening again
@ndsiIva
@ndsiIva 4 года назад
petition for jarvis to make a song out of edgy and sad teenage quotes
@aminaharris6486
@aminaharris6486 4 года назад
He lied She believed, Jealous Hurt Finish the song
@Pearlshipping677
@Pearlshipping677 4 года назад
I came to the comments to suggest that exact thing... I'm so glad I'm not the only one. Please let this become a reality.
@literallyfish5536
@literallyfish5536 4 года назад
I sign
@jfrfilms6697
@jfrfilms6697 4 года назад
this should be on his album, 5 Minute Raps
@yolandita26
@yolandita26 4 года назад
Signed!
@nonstickpansexual
@nonstickpansexual 4 года назад
Actually tears are, on average, around 20% sodium, 25% oxygen, and 55% hydrogen, but okay.
@El-de6nj
@El-de6nj 3 года назад
Shit I’m crying partial salt again
@somerandomguy3482
@somerandomguy3482 3 года назад
J̸u̸n̸i̸i̸p̸e̸r̸ o̸͟͞h̸͟͞ n̸͟͞o̸͟͞
@basiliska
@basiliska 3 года назад
actually i think they’re more like 10% luck, 20% skill, and 15% concentrated power of will
@lj.853
@lj.853 3 года назад
@@basiliska 10+15+20=90%
@Aelfrix
@Aelfrix 3 года назад
You right
@lordpotashmallow2443
@lordpotashmallow2443 3 года назад
HOW HAS NOBODY MENTIONED THE FACT THAT JARVIS RICKROLLED ALL OF US!?
@GA_131
@GA_131 3 года назад
m.ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-dQw4w9WgXcQ.html
@Berrysphoto
@Berrysphoto 3 года назад
@@GA_131 why did I click on that link 🤦🏼
@shinyintp2064
@shinyintp2064 2 года назад
@@Berrysphoto It’s a rickroll isn’t it
@peskypigeonx
@peskypigeonx 2 года назад
@@shinyintp2064 well yes
@seraphimsuburbia
@seraphimsuburbia 2 года назад
I WAS LOOKING FOR A COMMENT LIKE THIS
@youtheme8035
@youtheme8035 3 года назад
"Age is just a number" Prison is just a house
@susieaxemurderer
@susieaxemurderer 3 года назад
A noose is just a rope
@gasterthemaster6490
@gasterthemaster6490 10 месяцев назад
A gun is just an object
@monokuma8073
@monokuma8073 4 года назад
Girlfriend: I'm pregnant Me: hi pregnant I'm dad
@alexx-ec5jv
@alexx-ec5jv 4 года назад
hi dad i'm hungry
@monokuma8073
@monokuma8073 4 года назад
@@alexx-ec5jv hi hungry I'm dad
@jazz-cat00
@jazz-cat00 4 года назад
Girlfriend: no, you're not
@gothbimbo9470
@gothbimbo9470 4 года назад
Girlfriend: yeah about that...
@siyacer
@siyacer 4 года назад
Hi Dad I'm stuff
@butternaan.
@butternaan. 5 лет назад
Age, weight, distance, and height are just numbers So are prisoner mug shots, prisoner numbers, and the jail cell I’m in
@grzzle1355
@grzzle1355 5 лет назад
Doggo Vlogs that took a weird turn
@nathangelaude4787
@nathangelaude4787 5 лет назад
Doggo Vlogs mug shots aren’t numbers lol but good point
@spartanipods
@spartanipods 5 лет назад
Don’t forget restraining orders
@byzantinemapper6145
@byzantinemapper6145 4 года назад
Thuth
@toxickeyboard4041
@toxickeyboard4041 4 года назад
Weird Flex but okay
@666starfall
@666starfall 3 года назад
Post: girls usually can’t maintain eye contact with the person they love Me who has ADHD which causes my eyes to get distracted a lot during a conversation: ..well I guess I’m in love with everyone...how lovely
@calebdouglas2512
@calebdouglas2512 2 года назад
Yeah same. You ever feel like looking at any part of the person you're talking to will come across as weird, so you just look past them and get distracted by something behind them?
@sqeak6317
@sqeak6317 2 года назад
i either cannot focus on a person or i Stare at them no in betweens
@ameliag.9940
@ameliag.9940 2 года назад
and then there's me with ADHD who stops listening and zones out mid-conversation. I forget to look away when that happens and it seems as though I'm staring deep into the eyes of the people I talk to, when reality, I'm daydreaming vividly... But I'm also aroace, so maybe they're onto something
@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah
@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah Год назад
Direct eye contact with anyone other than friends or family makes me extremely uncomfortable
@noahcarter4511
@noahcarter4511 3 года назад
i think jarvis made this video secretly wanting to flex his singing abilities
@seaBBB
@seaBBB 4 года назад
"The Thuth" by Jarvis "Detective Hoodie" Johnson deserves a Grammy
@superstellarhere
@superstellarhere 3 года назад
Absolutely
@callmeqt1269
@callmeqt1269 3 года назад
Bae was all distant, so I was like Bae, just tell me the thuth.
@sensitive_salamander1091
@sensitive_salamander1091 5 лет назад
That dumbledore fetish thing sounds like something Jk Rowling would post on her twitter
@someonewithachannel9388
@someonewithachannel9388 5 лет назад
Yeah thats probably what it came from
@chalseoko
@chalseoko 5 лет назад
"intense sexual relationship"
@lucasalsa6132
@lucasalsa6132 5 лет назад
@@chalseoko skskskskskks
@randomhufflepuff5350
@randomhufflepuff5350 5 лет назад
Yeah
@lucy-7711
@lucy-7711 5 лет назад
@@someonewithachannel9388 666TH LIKE
@livispuzzled
@livispuzzled 3 года назад
i turn 14 in three months and i’m terrified because i’ll _understand_ these now edit: i understand
@haphuongnguyen3358
@haphuongnguyen3358 3 года назад
Well, how's it been?
@puflem
@puflem 3 года назад
@@haphuongnguyen3358 They turned 14. Of course it's been horrible! Remember when you were 14? It's a tough time.
@gentlesandladymen
@gentlesandladymen 3 года назад
Me Turing 14 in 4 days: 👁👄👁
@livispuzzled
@livispuzzled 3 года назад
@@haphuongnguyen3358 i absolutely despise it
@alexisventura7191
@alexisventura7191 2 года назад
@@gentlesandladymen so, are you 14 and those memes are so deep now?
@connorfine7273
@connorfine7273 3 года назад
The author notes are real and they are called JK's twitter
@calebdouglas2512
@calebdouglas2512 2 года назад
My thoughts exactly
@rosphere4332
@rosphere4332 4 года назад
*like danny and drew* Me: _wheezes_ They are the same person silly
@beafakename8523
@beafakename8523 4 года назад
They may have similar lives, they may have similar wives, but they are different nonetheless!
@sicko033
@sicko033 4 года назад
Selfcest
@calcea9706
@calcea9706 4 года назад
Bea Fakename and if you took the time to get to know them, for a minute
@emma-di5ly
@emma-di5ly 4 года назад
​@@calcea9706 You'd see that he is Drew, and he is Danny, and he is Danny, and he is Danny.
@kateemma22
@kateemma22 4 года назад
I AM GROOT!
@quojj
@quojj 5 лет назад
"age is just a number when u love someone" yea tell that to the predators
@qtpie1113
@qtpie1113 4 года назад
Honey, they use that all the time. Why don’t you just change it to ‘The Cosby Excuse’?
@cheesewizard8943
@cheesewizard8943 4 года назад
Ain't that the thuth
@dawn8293
@dawn8293 4 года назад
Pro tip: DO NOT tell this to the predators!
@mygoodfriendcosmo
@mygoodfriendcosmo 4 года назад
jail is just a room ☺️
@bluj8566
@bluj8566 4 года назад
perijaz nice profile pic
@ericakat6322
@ericakat6322 3 года назад
why did him singing these sound like actual 2000’s fall out boy
@chelseakitkatz
@chelseakitkatz 2 года назад
I was thinking All Time Low but you’re right
@genericegirl0
@genericegirl0 3 года назад
My favorite part about Jarvis singing is you can tell exactly what he listened to without him telling us what music he liked
@upupupuh3178
@upupupuh3178 4 года назад
"Dude, so you slept with a girl? Did you lose your virginity?" Him: *Yes, but actually no*
@dr.alphys
@dr.alphys 3 года назад
Hi this is a reply
@kiwimarshall3937
@kiwimarshall3937 3 года назад
@@dr.alphys Hi this is a reply to a reply
@a.h.4823
@a.h.4823 3 года назад
@@kiwimarshall3937 hi this is the spanish inquisition
@doodledevore4374
@doodledevore4374 3 года назад
@@kiwimarshall3937 Hi this is a reply to the reply for the reply.
@ace4155
@ace4155 3 года назад
Doodle DeVore hi this is a reply to the reply to the reply
@eze-cs
@eze-cs 5 лет назад
Him: Are you pregnant Her: Well yes but actually no
@dimitri_1of1
@dimitri_1of1 5 лет назад
PhysiX well no but actually yes
@devin3537
@devin3537 5 лет назад
***BREATHES IN PREGNANT***
@Yumi-wy3ds
@Yumi-wy3ds 5 лет назад
Am I gregnant?
@FluffyDev
@FluffyDev 5 лет назад
@@Yumi-wy3ds Pregante~
@ushiki2212
@ushiki2212 4 года назад
Hey Vsauce, Michel here!
@BojoPigeon
@BojoPigeon 3 года назад
My tears are 99% seasonal allergies.
@haley5735
@haley5735 3 года назад
12:14 the fact that Jarvis predicted JK Rowling annotating Dumbledore's bedroom kinks impresses me Along with his amazing singing, which need to be turned into an album
@damienearl1310
@damienearl1310 Год назад
Wait, they did? That's...interesting, certainly something I wouldn't do as an author, lest I was writing an erotica, but interesting-
@door-chan
@door-chan Год назад
@@damienearl1310 Well, there will certainly be a part of your demographic that will enjoy that part of the book, regardless of what it's genre and tone is...
@thomasaranda9957
@thomasaranda9957 4 года назад
Petition to re-release crying my best shirts
@semenandgayuncle
@semenandgayuncle 4 года назад
Slaps my huge ass John Hancock on it
@loki7701
@loki7701 4 года назад
@@semenandgayuncle wot dfuq
@jackpawlus5784
@jackpawlus5784 4 года назад
Yes
@lqu
@lqu 4 года назад
Where?
@aloe_thera
@aloe_thera 4 года назад
@@loki7701 john hancock is a phrase for a signature
@HighCaliberGarbage
@HighCaliberGarbage 5 лет назад
As a certified teen I can say that the optimal solution to heart break is to never get a girlfriend/boyfriend in the first place. It’s also super easy!
@Fatfit2
@Fatfit2 5 лет назад
Just realize that, you're more important to yourself than anyone else.
@sillygoose2878
@sillygoose2878 5 лет назад
If you don’t have a girlfriend you’re legally a teen
@lol-pp2tx
@lol-pp2tx 5 лет назад
As a 9th grader, it's hard af to get a girlfriend in the first place
@vcl1339
@vcl1339 5 лет назад
@@lol-pp2tx y would you tho y'all probably gonna break up maybe before the semester even ends bro that's why I just play h1z1 and fortnite with my friends lol
@rage8010
@rage8010 5 лет назад
Lol... This comment thread...lol....
@blueberrysk1es
@blueberrysk1es 3 года назад
it’s ok bc jk rowling’s author’s notes are just in her tweets
@spacecase2493
@spacecase2493 Год назад
the innocence of teen angst is truly fucking hilarious in the eyes of an adult
@alexxxx242
@alexxxx242 4 года назад
"Pregnant" doesn't sound like a real word anymore.
@walkingindlite
@walkingindlite 3 года назад
Preganananat
@pugsheen2627
@pugsheen2627 3 года назад
Pregante
@absoluteanarchyproductions8432
@absoluteanarchyproductions8432 3 года назад
*G R E G N E N T*
@Star_Scoot
@Star_Scoot 3 года назад
Pergan
@chrysaliscrisis8530
@chrysaliscrisis8530 3 года назад
Pergnut
@testmonkey2535
@testmonkey2535 5 лет назад
Danny Gonzalez and Drew Gooden are couple goals indeed 😩😩
@xoxobubonicbaddiebimbo9169
@xoxobubonicbaddiebimbo9169 5 лет назад
Yep
@LifeWKai
@LifeWKai 5 лет назад
I love this
@dumbgayenby
@dumbgayenby 5 лет назад
White Shaq Same
@testmonkey2535
@testmonkey2535 5 лет назад
ZEMO KING I was kinda just joking lol
@Pixie-Alchemist
@Pixie-Alchemist 5 лет назад
but they're the same person.
@meepmeep1093
@meepmeep1093 3 года назад
Listen, Jarvis, we need you to start producing songs. I don't make the rules, I am just man seeking thuth
@starfruit_isnt_real
@starfruit_isnt_real 3 года назад
You may not make the rules, but you know them and so do I. *Never Gonna Give You Up starts playing quietly in the background*
@roseedge5626
@roseedge5626 2 года назад
"age is just a number" doesn't hold up in court. We need to do away with that
@graceredmond7474
@graceredmond7474 4 года назад
Her bf: I wanna know your deepest darkest secrets... Her: I'm actually a serial killer so...
@pluto3194
@pluto3194 4 года назад
I've stabbed every boyfriend I've had in their sleep
@stanstanstan2597
@stanstanstan2597 4 года назад
Someguy1237 you seem fun.
@HistoricaHungarica
@HistoricaHungarica 3 года назад
Her: I'm actually John Cena.
@serenasworld5422
@serenasworld5422 3 года назад
HistoricaHungarica and then she suddenly disappeared “you can’t see me” she shouts
3 года назад
"an author note in the middle of an story, can you imagine if books had this?" Never heard of Wattpad?
@SearaChar
@SearaChar Год назад
He’s actually really good at singing
@aleenashahid8295
@aleenashahid8295 4 года назад
Are we gonna ignore the fact that he had a "seek thuth" light box behind him during the entire video
@bensavage597
@bensavage597 4 года назад
I think he changes it for every video. I think it said WILDCATS for the high school musical video.
@emmakappeyne1659
@emmakappeyne1659 4 года назад
this made me laugh
@pickleproductions5736
@pickleproductions5736 4 года назад
@@bensavage597 Yes, he does change it every time
@smorty8062
@smorty8062 4 года назад
That was the first thing I saw
@kool-aid_man160
@kool-aid_man160 3 года назад
Well I was about to comment that
@ukonnokia
@ukonnokia 4 года назад
Petition for Jarvis to make a bad relationship mixtape.
@theishaanandankitashow
@theishaanandankitashow 3 года назад
*Y E S*
@christopherball801
@christopherball801 3 года назад
Extended thuth
@christopherball801
@christopherball801 3 года назад
?
@arrowheadedbword
@arrowheadedbword 3 года назад
do i sign by liking or commenting?
@TheBluestflamingos
@TheBluestflamingos 3 года назад
Signed!
@kyannajarvis
@kyannajarvis 2 года назад
InSync songs (by Jarvis) 7:16 Miss you 7:25 Spoke the Thuth 7:48 Goodbye
@berries5340
@berries5340 3 года назад
8:05 and about the age thing " and the number on your cell in jail is a number"
@carolinepage4830
@carolinepage4830 3 года назад
lmaooo
@kianasusername
@kianasusername 5 лет назад
So y'all are just gonna ignore the expertly placed Rick roll?
@rammbook5620
@rammbook5620 5 лет назад
What, where?
@user-qv2qf1jk5o
@user-qv2qf1jk5o 5 лет назад
@@rammbook5620 The thing where he read the word "GREAT" and it said "we''re no strangers to looooooove" in the shape of a g
@arlert4396
@arlert4396 5 лет назад
yep
@pakacha8999
@pakacha8999 5 лет назад
And he's good singer
@vibin.-
@vibin.- 4 года назад
Ramm Book 14:45
@Foodgeek
@Foodgeek 5 лет назад
I am a bit disappointed you don't have a "Seek thuth" t-shirt ;)
@lucidmoth1023
@lucidmoth1023 4 года назад
True
@dagothur7171
@dagothur7171 4 года назад
@@lucidmoth1023 actually its Thue
@lucidmoth1023
@lucidmoth1023 4 года назад
@@dagothur7171 ha lol
@wojtekpolska1013
@wojtekpolska1013 4 года назад
i read this at "Shrek thuth"
@madamadayt1921
@madamadayt1921 4 года назад
wojtekpolska wat
@darthvader7684
@darthvader7684 3 года назад
"And is just a number" Yes, that's a statement that has definitely never been used to defend bad things.
@Nugget_0verlord
@Nugget_0verlord Год назад
I saw the 'seek thuth' at the beginning of the vid, and kept wondering if I had missed a vid or something, until the meme came... foreshadowing. Truly a legend lol
@peeblekitty5780
@peeblekitty5780 4 года назад
"when you love someone, age is just a number" *_FBI OPEN UP_*
@Shaheer4771
@Shaheer4771 4 года назад
lmfao
@bigtoefungusvs.friedpochun7612
@bigtoefungusvs.friedpochun7612 4 года назад
4 is just a number
@Shaheer4771
@Shaheer4771 4 года назад
Big Toe Fungus vs. Fried Po Chungus heheh lmao
@Thor-Orion
@Thor-Orion 4 года назад
“Hi, i’m Chris Hansen, why don’t you take a seat?”
@sugarheartxo7378
@sugarheartxo7378 3 года назад
“So is 991”
@lemin3625
@lemin3625 4 года назад
"New line cinema presents" **Pregnant** **ad**
@thewilddinkus8026
@thewilddinkus8026 4 года назад
Pregnant ad? Is that why youtube has two now?
@lemin3625
@lemin3625 4 года назад
@@thewilddinkus8026 most likely
@kelseyowens1827
@kelseyowens1827 4 года назад
I love how I read this comment the exact moment this happened
@AmazingAutist
@AmazingAutist 4 года назад
*Pregananant
@clau6802
@clau6802 4 года назад
My ad was a makeup ad!
@anguspollerd442
@anguspollerd442 3 года назад
Dude your singing is legit pretty good. I wanna see you jokingly write an angsty pop song
@KhanaHatake
@KhanaHatake Год назад
Danny and Drew are OBVIOUSLY relationship goals
@youarebeautiful3509
@youarebeautiful3509 4 года назад
Low key Jarvis' voice slaps 🤷‍♀
@druwu1052
@druwu1052 4 года назад
Who?
@youarebeautiful3509
@youarebeautiful3509 4 года назад
@@druwu1052 Jarvis.... The man making the video...
@druwu1052
@druwu1052 4 года назад
@@youarebeautiful3509 no, I mean. Who does his voice slap?
@kevinluna3295
@kevinluna3295 4 года назад
@@druwu1052 are you serious
@aregularr2425
@aregularr2425 4 года назад
イェトボイ why did I laugh at that
@marsalverio-serrano3291
@marsalverio-serrano3291 5 лет назад
“That ones from Ghandi” I spit my drink out
@feliciabita5796
@feliciabita5796 5 лет назад
Gandhi*
@malihaahmed6208
@malihaahmed6208 5 лет назад
@@bigphatdingus2687 Grammar*
@randompersononyoutube4596
@randompersononyoutube4596 5 лет назад
@@bigphatdingus2687 There's a difference between names and grammar
@Ilovewomenandmen
@Ilovewomenandmen 5 лет назад
Snek Boi don’t you talk about my grandma
@mats5328
@mats5328 4 года назад
@@bigphatdingus2687 uh, ok.
@magiradyne
@magiradyne 3 года назад
man im a grown ass adult having a rough time, and that bit at the end was actually really comforting. thank you jarvis
@RoseThrone99582
@RoseThrone99582 3 года назад
The vocals at 4:57 are really good.
@RogueAstro85
@RogueAstro85 4 года назад
Jarvis's boyband songs cured my depression
@emilymiller1262
@emilymiller1262 4 года назад
Me: Oh that's nice- WAIT. *BOYINABAND FEELS*
@melanierubio3663
@melanierubio3663 4 года назад
I'm sure 'Never gonna give you up' isn't a boyband song.
@lucasinman2304
@lucasinman2304 5 лет назад
Age ,weight, hight, and buety is just a number. .... Age .... *sweats nervously* .... Uh
@KattReen
@KattReen 5 лет назад
Prison is just a room
@hang8819
@hang8819 5 лет назад
BEUTY is just a number .
@pakacha8999
@pakacha8999 5 лет назад
Pedophilia is just a word.
@xxjudixxyeet400
@xxjudixxyeet400 5 лет назад
Buety is not a number..... 😂
@jaobVG
@jaobVG 5 лет назад
beauty
@manologamerss5801
@manologamerss5801 3 года назад
6:40 This means that the person doing the instagram post wants to hire a hitman to kill their date. Wow what great relationship goals.
@dallleekah4035
@dallleekah4035 2 года назад
I'm 21 and I desperately needed to hear the words at the end of the video. Life is just a mess you guys, the best gift you can give yourself is trying to be happy through it.
@dapperdalek1014
@dapperdalek1014 5 лет назад
Danny Gonzalez and Drew Gooden for couple of the year #coupleoftheyear
@dimitri_1of1
@dimitri_1of1 5 лет назад
yamyne no
@devin3537
@devin3537 5 лет назад
@yamyne I wish LmAO
@thatonequietkid2453
@thatonequietkid2453 5 лет назад
yamyne no as far as I know I think Danny is already married and Drew is either marriage or still just engaged
@cheesy_yeety
@cheesy_yeety 5 лет назад
*virgins for lives despite the wives*
@savorycandles
@savorycandles 4 года назад
@yeleo r/wooosh
@Alice-gr1kb
@Alice-gr1kb 5 лет назад
Reminds me of s(he) be(lie)ve(d)
@SolaceInPrudence
@SolaceInPrudence 4 года назад
sbeve
@Imaniluv3
@Imaniluv3 4 года назад
Phloqiston mood 💀
@hobos7491
@hobos7491 4 года назад
Poor Sbeve
@thatgirlinamask8699
@thatgirlinamask8699 4 года назад
What did sbeve ever do to you?
@Alice-gr1kb
@Alice-gr1kb 4 года назад
ThatGuyInAMask everything
@yarglewithwings9112
@yarglewithwings9112 3 года назад
"like drew and danny" no, that's a whole other level
@beegyoshi800
@beegyoshi800 Год назад
ok but can we talk about how jarvis' singing is genuinely good?
@beetlejuice174
@beetlejuice174 4 года назад
Why is Jarvis actually really good at singing/making songs
@LeraEluna
@LeraEluna 3 года назад
Ikr
@superstellarhere
@superstellarhere 3 года назад
It’s a skill all commentary you-tubers possess
@damienearl1310
@damienearl1310 Год назад
Even better that all his instruments are just him making different sounds with his mouth, and they still sound good!
@iisadelrey
@iisadelrey Год назад
he sound like sean mendes
@yamikowakun
@yamikowakun Год назад
@@damienearl1310 p sure its called acapella. and it does slap
@ace4155
@ace4155 4 года назад
Jarvis singing 4:57 7:16 7:26 7:47 14:48
@LeraEluna
@LeraEluna 3 года назад
Someone definitely needs to make a compilation video of him singing, i like it haha
@radioactivian4412
@radioactivian4412 3 года назад
I JUST GOT RICKROLLED BY A TIMESTAMP
@ataleoftwomeows8086
@ataleoftwomeows8086 3 года назад
He's actually good at singing he's needs to make a song
@bashfulbreloom9294
@bashfulbreloom9294 3 года назад
@Marshmallows And Wifi Tell me the timestamps you wizard.
@bspink74
@bspink74 2 года назад
I have had the gotdamn ‘love you more than words, more than breath, more than life’ Ditty stuck in my head for 2 months and I couldn’t remember where it came from until I stumbled on it here holy shit I’m finally free
@BrandonBRich
@BrandonBRich 3 года назад
If age is just a number, then sister is just a word
@nightwolffthedarksoul5814
@nightwolffthedarksoul5814 5 лет назад
hey, i'm pregnant .. OMG WHY ARE YOU SO UPSET!
@noctuadiscipulum9715
@noctuadiscipulum9715 5 лет назад
Gregnant
@raspberrymoon3643
@raspberrymoon3643 5 лет назад
@@noctuadiscipulum9715 pregnart
@luciferstrykerdawson2967
@luciferstrykerdawson2967 5 лет назад
pregananant
@ilovemytruck7095
@ilovemytruck7095 5 лет назад
Pergnint
@vividee7336
@vividee7336 5 лет назад
*_Preganté_*
@pungoblin9377
@pungoblin9377 4 года назад
“Age, distance, weight, and height are just numbers” Age:56 Age: *1*
@passione2937
@passione2937 4 года назад
*W A I T*
@pluto3194
@pluto3194 4 года назад
*Distant sirens*
@foxy2003_
@foxy2003_ 4 года назад
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.
@bigtoefungusvs.friedpochun7612
@bigtoefungusvs.friedpochun7612 4 года назад
"spoke the thuth"
@bigflopper45
@bigflopper45 4 года назад
Age: 75, Weight: 637 pounds, Height: 2 feet 1 inch. Age: 7, Weight: 1 pound, Height: 9 feet. No they aren’t cosplaying they are furrys 🙈
@BR-ec2ph
@BR-ec2ph 3 года назад
When I tell you that I have had the "your actions spoke the thuth" song in my head every week on and off for like a year . . .
@samanthameyerkorth1205
@samanthameyerkorth1205 3 года назад
I would honestly listen to this man sing for hours. I love it
@karmariefermin136
@karmariefermin136 4 года назад
“Listening exclusively for Fall Out Boy and Panic! At the Disco” Crap he’s onto us
@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy
@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy 3 года назад
As an emo teen who’s insta is @fob4liferawrxd I feel called out
@doodledevore4374
@doodledevore4374 3 года назад
@@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy always be plugging.
@smallpp7661
@smallpp7661 3 года назад
@@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy be on that grind
@lailas-in-space
@lailas-in-space 2 года назад
@@rowaneditspeppa3361 yes yes yes
@baguettegott3409
@baguettegott3409 4 года назад
Tears consisting 99% of the feeling that caused them would be pretty dope. You could chemically analyse the difference between "I'm stressed about final"-tears, "Watching Lord of the Rings"-tears, "I broke my leg"-tears and so on, maybe keep the happy ones in a jar and drink them later for some happy feelings...
@derpadothebird2106
@derpadothebird2106 4 года назад
I would cry about Obama and drink those tears to become Obama
@dr.alphys
@dr.alphys 3 года назад
Derpado The Bird I would cry about derpado the bird and become you
@cubonefan3
@cubonefan3 3 года назад
Wtf
@syzygyss3823
@syzygyss3823 3 года назад
Ooh that _would_ be cool!
@thatoneweirddudeinthecorner
@thatoneweirddudeinthecorner 3 года назад
They would be sweet instead of salty or something lmao
@jasmine-ruff-puff9951
@jasmine-ruff-puff9951 2 года назад
I can't believe I forgot I used to make forum signatures. That was a huge part of my online childhood and it had completely left my brain until right now.
@masterDjPeanutBrix
@masterDjPeanutBrix 3 года назад
As a severely gay teen, I am so insanely concerned for the straights 👁👄👁
@calebdouglas2512
@calebdouglas2512 2 года назад
Yeah man, its rough. Having to be constantly be giving grammatically-poor text speeches, drawing relationship conclusions through a lack of eye contact and staying vigilant in the unending search for the *thuth*
@MrsHorseFeathers
@MrsHorseFeathers 2 года назад
As you should be.. As you should be.
@arizonagreenbee
@arizonagreenbee 2 года назад
As an aro ace I'm insanely concerned for all of you
@jonasdatlas4668
@jonasdatlas4668 2 года назад
Yeah... are the straights okay? - sincerely, a very concerned bisexual
@babyyoshi3099
@babyyoshi3099 4 года назад
I have had 3 relationships. One taught me pain Another one taught me pain And the last one also taught me pain
@averym7068
@averym7068 3 года назад
Oof
@killakweenn6870
@killakweenn6870 3 года назад
Here have a haiku I will comment Not like, the number, pure I say, “nice”
@calebdouglas2512
@calebdouglas2512 2 года назад
Careful not to cut yourself on that *edge*
@babyyoshi3099
@babyyoshi3099 2 года назад
@@calebdouglas2512 It is called a joke.
@calebdouglas2512
@calebdouglas2512 2 года назад
@@babyyoshi3099 I know. I was also joking.
@matnat21
@matnat21 5 лет назад
“Reality is often disappointing” -Thanos (2018)
@abearmagan6008
@abearmagan6008 5 лет назад
Okay
@govt.knives4534
@govt.knives4534 5 лет назад
Ah yes, bunch of X's inside an individual boxes. #Mobileuserhere
@elgeorge437
@elgeorge437 5 лет назад
Govt. Knives mine is there and I’m mobile
@elgeorge437
@elgeorge437 5 лет назад
Govt. Knives - it says “Reality is often disappointing”
@matnat21
@matnat21 5 лет назад
Govt. Knives I’m on mobile too and I can still read it
@whotheheckis_ray
@whotheheckis_ray 2 года назад
3 things i can’t control 1. The rotation of the earth 2. The seasons 3. The skeletons buried in the ground
@miss_mystie
@miss_mystie 2 года назад
This really makes me want a whole Jarvis Johnson album of acapella edgy teen songs
@cinderella552
@cinderella552 4 года назад
When you love someone, age is just a number. So is a prison sentence
@callmechad9056
@callmechad9056 4 года назад
Age is just a number Prison is just a room
@amyharrington6779
@amyharrington6779 4 года назад
I'm a girl and 16 but I refuse to make eye contact with anyone not even my uncles/aunts/cousins, does that mean I'm in love with all of them?
@senorpepper7388
@senorpepper7388 4 года назад
Do you live in Alabama?
@sidh1135
@sidh1135 4 года назад
@@senorpepper7388 I just fkucgin snorted my pepsi out my nose it *BURNS*
@senorpepper7388
@senorpepper7388 4 года назад
@@sidh1135 Glad I could make someone laugh
@wolfeylovery64
@wolfeylovery64 4 года назад
@@sidh1135 I call that a nose gun
@infj1w932
@infj1w932 4 года назад
I can’t make eye contact because I have asd. DOES THIS MEAN IM IN LOVE WITH MUMBO JUMBO?
@LunarEleven
@LunarEleven 3 года назад
UGH I noticed the "crying my best" and I would have gotten a shirt had I seen it a year ago :( Sad day. I'm gonna go cry my best for some teen angst nostalgia. Makes me feel young again.
@Buttcheekz420
@Buttcheekz420 2 года назад
Hey I know this is an older video but the message at the end really got to me. I've been going through a REALLY hard time right now and I needed to hear that especially on therapy day because it usually is the most sad for me personally anyway to make this a bit shorter thanks for that and thanks for being you.
@viviantompkins7925
@viviantompkins7925 2 года назад
Sending support and good vibes your way 🧡
@anormalgoogleaccount3117
@anormalgoogleaccount3117 4 года назад
"When you love someone AGE, distance, height and weight are just numbers" The FBI: interesting
@SorowFame
@SorowFame 3 года назад
Yeah, can’t let those degenerates who date short people go unwatched.
@zynel413
@zynel413 3 года назад
@@SorowFame god forbid they date someone at 90 pounds.
@Rachel98246
@Rachel98246 3 года назад
@@zynel413Yes, and I *r e f u s e* to believe that there are people who _actually_ date people who live more than 200 miles away from them! 🤢🤮
@ombrenightcores4153
@ombrenightcores4153 2 года назад
Age is just a number. For adults. Not minors.
@orans_
@orans_ 2 года назад
You know what else is just a number? 911
@SamIAmWich
@SamIAmWich 4 года назад
LMAO, My boyfriend has Autism and avoided eye contact for so long. But now he looks me in my eyes, and I love looking into his (They're really pretty, too). I mean, eye contact means someone likes you. If they're avoiding eye contact, maybe they are scared of you, or just don't make eye contact with people...?
@aloe_thera
@aloe_thera 3 года назад
A late reply, but that is wholesome 100, good for you man 👈👈
@SamIAmWich
@SamIAmWich 3 года назад
@Yeet God thank you! Conclusion to the story: we got married just over a week ago!
@SamIAmWich
@SamIAmWich 3 года назад
@Yeet God lol just wanting to tell the world. And bring a little joy to this pretty shitty year.
@Tijggie82
@Tijggie82 3 года назад
@@SamIAmWich Congratulations!
@ahok3314
@ahok3314 3 года назад
Congratulations!🎊
@anguspollerd442
@anguspollerd442 3 года назад
14:36 this was legitimatly my wallpaper for half a year
@snapjaw7578
@snapjaw7578 3 года назад
16:23 “girls usually can’t maintain eye contact with the person they love,” Girls looking at me: 👁👄👁
@ieaterasers5986
@ieaterasers5986 3 года назад
But I stare that the person I have a crush on... All the time.. I sound like a stalker now. I'm gonna see myself out.
@adrienneczerni6516
@adrienneczerni6516 2 года назад
I guess I must be scp 0173
@Artemis-to8fk
@Artemis-to8fk Год назад
@@ieaterasers5986 no bc same literally
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