“It’s a CHILLing thought- Chilling?! Mr. Freeze!!” “And it happened at 2:00 pm. 2?? Two-Face!!!” “It would take an Ivy League professor to figure this one out. Wait a minute! IVY League? POISON IVY!!”
"The dots are connecting- -Dots? Dots?! Polka-Dot Man!" "Holy evil combinations, Batman. So many villains, you could swear is like an evil sandwich" "And a sandwich requires several condiments to work properly" "-Wait, did you said Condiments?" "-of course" "THE CONDIMENT KING!" "Why are there so many villains involved? All of this seems strange..." "Strange! As in Hugo Strange".
@@chucknorrisismypal Holy Sufferin' Seafood, Batman, when that shark got you, I was afraid you were done for! Wait! Afraid? Could it be?... Scarecrow! Okay, that might be a bit of a reach.... Reach? Great Scott! Rubberneck was involved! Okay, pretty sure Rubberneck was created for a cartoon in the 2010s, and, he's a Plastic Man villain; honestly, Batman, I think you may be trying too hard. Okay, you may have a point, I... hold on.... Trying too hard... A tryhard! Obviously, Calendar Man AND Killer Moth were involved. No. Just stop, this is absurd, and turning into a total crock of sh- *interrupting* Croc! You're right, Robin! It's all too obvious Killer Croc has joined their nefarious team.... Robin facepalms, sighs in resignation. "Okay, fine, you win, just.,.. shut up." No need to take that attitude, old chum, I just.,.. wait.. Shut up? *gasp* Hush~! No way in heck Hush would make it into this old 60s series, he didn't come along till late,r and the censors would never allow a serial killer, anyway. (and so on and so on. )
The deleted scene from the end of the movie... Robin: If Catwoman weighs the same as a duck, then she's made of wood. Batman: And therefore? Robin: A Witch! Commissioner Gordon: We shall use my largest scales.
But wait! I was really scared while fighting that Shark... Oh no, the Scarecrow!!! And water has the same chemical formula as ice...damn, Mr. Freeze!!! There had to be some algae underneath the surface.... Poison Ivy!!! It looked like a shark but it was actually a bomb... oh crap, that’s Two-face... (And so on with Bane, The Hatter, Clayface, Dr. Strange... etc)
The shark's jaws were strong... gasp, Bane! But if the Shark was a disguise for a bomb... gasp, Clayface! But if the shark was being controlled, oh no! Ventriloquist!
@@junebunchanumbers Trying to imagine Victor Zsasz in the Adam West series is pretty hilarious. Does he have goons with names on their shirts like "MAIM", "DISFIGURE", "DECAPITATE"? :-D
Just being real, the funniest thing about The Batman is how after that first trailer dropped, the ENTIRE INTERNET IMMEDIATELY started speculating about this movie and trying to figure out who the main villain was REALLY going to be and accidentally turned into this, almost verbatim.
Sea is for Catwoman! But wait! Catwoman sounds an awful like "fat woman"! Fat rhymes with Bat! and Woman contains the word man! IT MUST HAVE BEEN BATMAN WHO DID IT!
R.I.P. Stafford Repp (1918-1974) (Police Chief Miles Clancy O'Hara), Neil Hamilton (1899-1984) (Commissioner Gordon) and Adam West (1928-2017) (Batman/Bruce Wayne).
i saw an interview with the guy who played robin and he said he and adam west had soooooo much fangirl sex and partying he could barely keep up. he said adam west was insatiable and always pushing him on and throwing him girls. now i can't unsee the that dynamic when batman's like 'quick, robin, to the bat cave!' i'm like hmm, bat cave huh?
HOLY CHEESINESS, Batman! I like the part in this movie where they got all the dignitaries mixed up and then snuck out the window before any one noticed them. Awesome clip.
66 Batman was my favorite Batman. He always stood with the law & stood for good. Most of the new Batmans have become way too dark and borders "good." BTAS was a close 2nd.
I just had a realization. 1960s Batman was the Space Ghost Coast to Coast of its era. It's utter genius; I just wish they had used a different, more washed-up superhero. Even Aquaman would have been better. Which is another Cartoon Network reference.
The best one is actually an episode of the show when Bruce has an entire conversation with himself over the phone as both Batman and Bruce Wayne to keep his identity a secret from Commissioner Gordon and Chief O'hara.
I'm not saying this scene changed my life forever. I'm just saying that when I have to go somewhere with someone else, I usually say, "Quick (name), to the (destination). We haven't one moment to lose!"
Batman: pritty fishy what happened to me on that ladder Commissioner Gordon:"You mean that fish that could be a penguin" Robin: but wait it happened at sea, IT WAS AQUAMAN!
If the Riddler did leave a message telling Batman and Robin who was behind this it would go like this What kind of animal belongs to the bird family but don't fly Who comes to give you a laugh if you want it or not This animal is a pet but is also a dangerous animal And now try and figure how who is writting this message
Here.."Batman","Robin","Police Commish Gordon" and "Police Chief O'Hara"find out that their four arch super foes"Catwoman","Penguin","Joker" and "Riddler"have joined forces to use "Commodore Schmidlap's"dehydrating device to turn the nine members of"The World Security Council"into colored dust and hold them prisoner on a remote island for ransom.
It's hard to be this ludricous. This makes me laugh every time. C as in Catwoman is SO weak. Not as funny as "Shark Repellent Bat Spray though." Few things are.
From the opening of the movie: "We wish to express our gratitude to the enemies of crime and crusaders against crime throughout the world for their inspirational example. To them, and to lovers of adventure, lovers of pure escapism, lovers of unadulterated entertainment, lovers of the ridiculous and the bizarre - To fun lovers everywhere - This picture is respectfully dedicated. If we have overlooked any sizable groups of lovers, we apologize." It was absolutely supposed to be funny. They knew what they were doing every step of the way.
