BATWOMAN 2x07 REVIEW | So Stupid I Can Hardly Believe It's Real 

I kind of want Ruby Rose to come back, simply because just one episode with both would have so much smug arrogance it would be blinding. 5 minutes minimum of them gushing and complimenting each other over how great they both are, and then the episode ends with them letting Alice go again.

God, this fucking show is PAINFUL and I've never even WATCHED A SINGLE EPISODE. Thorias, I'm sorry that I enjoy your pain so much, I owe you so much for watching this dumpster fire so that I don't have to.

You are a hero, not the hero we deserved but the hero we needed.

"Can love bloom on the battlefield?" "No, but feminist healing flowers can."

I'm convinced Az from HeelvsBabyface suffered actual physical brain damage from watching this episode.

I swear to god your channel should be far more recognized.

13:20 So they've changed course from the "Ryan thinks everyone and everything is racist" beliefs of the first 6 episodes to the "Everything's the fault of sexism" narrative of the first season.

Disintegrating bone marrow means she won't be able to replace her red blood cells, which will eventually lead to anemia.

I get it now. In this universe, Superman's mother is called "Emma", so Batman killed him with the spear and then made the batsuit out of his skin. That is why it can only be penetrated by a kryptonite bullet.

The ending to the fight between Ryan and Alice was literally the same as the horrible Last of Us 2 ending fight between Ellie and Abby. Only different is Ellie was drowning Abby when her vision made her let Abby go

all this show was lesbian this lesbian that lesbian,lesbian and more lesbian.

I am surprised Alice didnt say. "Martha,...save martha". And Ryan would be like "hey thats my moms name". Oh and serial killer once again released. But hey its not her fault she's a serial killer. Says every serial killer ever.

The CW could make a fortune by airing a show where they secretly record the Batwoman “writers” room. We all have a morbid curiosity as to how this insane incompetence is created.

Missing Batwoman sounds like a blessing tbh

Lesbian leader is upset that the girl she wants to snog is strictly hetero; so she punishes both girl and her male lover for 'betraying/denying' her by brainwashing them into forgetting each other, but then later orders the girl to kill her lover. And Ive seen people rooting for SePhia (sp?) - and I have to ask, why? Also, Alice can't be held accountable for the crimes/murders she committed because she was brainwashed into being that way? And they mentioned that 'twin psychic connection' thing, again? How much you wanna bet that's the excuse they'll use to explain why Kate never took Alice down (that psychic twin connection finally kicked in and Kate sensed Alice was working against her own will; and what kind of awful person would she be if she punished her sister for something that was out of her control? You know - never mind people are still being senselessly slaughtered at Alice's hands. Nope, the more important thing to keep in mind is that she was brainwashed, so she can't/shouldn't be held accountable for her heinous actions.

Ryan: you killed my mom! Alice: you know how little that narrows it down.

That flower story doesn't make any sense. On any level. The big one being, so the men lost, but none of them died in the battle? A bunch of women died, but they won? And so, super flowers appear? Also really, every woman is a lesbian now? The writers understand gay people are...a minority, right? Like not even like 3% of the population? No? Okay...

it's funny how this show thinks that Batwoman is super-girl because she can get hurt by kyptonite and it's trying to also be wonder-woman with an island of lesbians.

CW=(C)ringe (W)riting

How many backstories is Alice going to have? What are we going to find out next? Was she a member of the special forces after leaving the island?

Wait, what did they call the hypnotist? There is a hypnotist in the rogue's gallery that would create something like Alice, but Riddler wasn't one of them. Did they forget the Mad Hatter?

“Rule number 2, no one steals the dues ex machina flower”. I don’t know why I find this so hilarious but i imagine Brad Pitt saying it and it is

Call it: they are going to find kate and she is going to tell ryan that she is the bestest batwhamen that kate is not needed any more.

You’re probably the only one making a profit out of this show. Pretty certain the CW isn’t.

Don't worry. Ryan will be cured and they'll find her bones are now indestructible thanks to the kryptonite.

[Outsider Looking In... Do Not Shoot The Messenger] And in a 4th wall breaking event, at about 09:30 we see how the CW Batwomazn series is responsible for the start of the formation of the Real World version of.... The Joker.

I prefer Thorias Unlimited’s version of Safiyah story, I can’t stop laughing 😂🤣🤣 Because these “writers” somehow killed LORE, LOGIC and BASIC SANITY in one WOKE monologue

Loved this review btw, and I'd just like to say for any writers or future writers in Thorias' audience, there is a very clear difference between justice and revenge. I'll take a scene from Batman Begins to explain it. Batman/Bruce Wayne: "My parents deserve justice." Rachel Dawes: "You're not talking about justice. You're talking about revenge." Batman/Bruce Wayne: "Sometimes they're the same." Rachel Dawes: "No, they're never the same. Justice is about harmony. Revenge is about you making yourself feel better."

He's gonna turn into the Joker, I'm calling it.

Now I'm just waiting for this to finally break him and turn him into the Joker.

Jason Todd reference? This show hasn't earned it.

24:10 you forgot that Kate is the paragon of amazingness, so she has every right to do whatever she wants without beeing critizised. And I miss the "fuck you Kate" screen with the statistic. A missed opportunity IMO. I still don't know what scene has won the blue ribbon, because everything is hot garbage. But I gues it is the mighty flower of feminism. (Sounds like an MMO item or a weird porn title)

You can stop watching the series now, this show is gonna slowly make you think about ending it with how stupid and cringey it is.

Well, I tried posting a comment about girl-girl relationship violence compared to man-girl but RU-vid doesn't like the fact that it's almost three times as high and deleted it. Suffice it to say girls who like girls being hurtful to eachother in SJW shows is surprisingly accurate representation

So I get super power deus ex machina flower when I plant a bloody tampon on a sandy beach?

The CW using the hypnotist to remove all blame from Alice is a given, remember all women are innocent of any crime no matter what it is cause reason. Women cheating on her husband, its not her fault cause he didn't tell her she's beautiful.

How is Alice gonna get her ass kicked by essentially a cancer patient?

I love how this show still thinks that they're telling a deep, compelling and thought provoking story that resonates with everyone on a deeper level. It's like this show is a really bad joke that everyone except the CW is in on.

I genuinely thought you were joking about the island of women thing

what if a man identifies as a woman? Does there blood become magic

ok I'm starting to get really worried about Thorias' mental health, maybe he should cover something else instead of this abomination.

HeelvsBabyface's review was hilarious as he's getting crazier with each episode he sees. And you're getting angrier and angrier lol.

It’s only going to hurt her if they undo the hypnosis. So yea... how much do you bet that will be a thing?

Does anyone else think it's only a matter or time before they decide it's morally good for Batwoman to show no mercy towards any criminal not in some way "oppressed"?

Each Batwoman review he gets closer... a man's journey to madness is almost complete... Soon, the laughter will drown out all sanity, and he will become the villian we need.

I'm glad I stopped watching this crap roughly halfway through episode 1, season 1.

I'm surprised the Kryptonite poisoning could find her brain. It's a medical miracle.

I'm surprised the Deus Ex Machina flower didn't grow from where their uteri were.

Was it Jacob's Ladder - or is that a little too close to the bone, for watching this show for 2 seasons so far man? I don't envy you, but you are a tenacious entertainer. So thanks for that.

So the writers basically used the plot to a Wonder Woman story for Batwoman. But why tho?

I’m surprised Thorias hasn’t had a stroke from watching 2 seasons of Batwoman

If Jacob was tied to the ladder, then I could make the pun of “Jacob’s Ladder”

13:19 I'm not sure why you're laughing.... when it's that time of the month me and my female friends roll around in each others gardens in order to fertilize the earth. All our gardens are full of beautiful flora, meanwhile the gardens of our male neighbours are bare and whatever does grow there is quickly decaying.

Thorias "let's not go there, I don't wanna give them any ideas." (In reference to the hypnosis plot) Face it man, they already had that idea, made the episode and are now patting themselves on the back over how amazing and stunning and brave they are.

When Luke told Ryan that she should have apprehended Alice, I started laughing and thought “I can’t wait to hear Thorias’ review of this.”

13:00 I had to revind that again again just to confirm what I heard 😂😂😂😂 now this is just......I don't even know the words to describe how.......WHAT....😫😫😫😫 A person wrote this and got paid for it 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

This show should be prohibited from being used by populace the same way certain hallucinogenic substances are.

Season 2 is making season 1 look like masterpiece theater.

Welcome to Wish For Death Island Ohwait wrong ni-

I can always rely on a great laugh when reading the titles to your videos. Because it is so true.

I want an official batwoman bingo card. I mean at this point we need something to make this show interesting.

Have the writers never seen the painting "The Price Of Peace" by Brian Jay? I feel like this episode was incredibly insulting to the millions of soldiers from ww1 that sacrificed themselves to protect their loved ones.

This is the most I’ve seen Thorias laugh so much during a Batwoman episode... it’s a real sight to behold!

What's going on anymore. Seriously, how does someone write a show like this, hear the criticism, and continue to make the same mistakes over and over again. Are the writers locked up in a room somewhere so they can't hear any criticism? And then this show was somehow allowed to get a season 3. HOW????

This Ryan/Alice thing feels like a TLOU 2 reference or something, and that's horrible. There really trying to redeem Alice for some stupid reason.

How has Luke's actor not walked out yet?

There are a lot of parallels between Mary's clinic and Batman's crusade, really. Having the money to do something meaningful but choosing instead to do something personal. Although, there are a lot of often-overlooked signs that Bruce Wayne ALSO uses his vast fortune for social programs, so ... there you go.

When I discovered your channel I was pleasantly surprised by how you're able to perceive storytelling. It's always a treat when I see you in my subscription box. That said, if you seriously, truly want something that you won't rage at, I would love to see you do an episode by episode review of the Timmverse, starting with B:tAS. I know it's long, and I know it's...actually good, but that's kinda the point. More than likely, you've already watched these shows before, but I think it would be a terrific change of pace to see you point out how people can do things RIGHT for a change.

And so we see the new joker’s origin story via Thorias’s descent into insanity

What I hate most about this season is how they keep tease the possibility that Ryan going die from the kryptonite the injury, but we all know that shit. They’re not going “bury a gay”, “frigid a woman”, or let the “black dude die first”. Good thing Ryan not a straight, white, dude.

I dont even watch these shows that u review but I find ur reviews so enjoyable lol

21:22 The show's obsession with trying to get people to feel sorry for Alice, an evil psychopath who kills people without remorse by saying that when she was a little girl she was kidnapped by a lunatic, was burned with hot tea and had her hair cut off by the guy's crazier old mother who then shouted "WE'RE OUTTA CREAM" then somehow years later found her way to an all woman island and the leader who fancied Alice killed a guy she fancied and that's why she's evil. None of those things make Alice tragic or sympathetic writers.

The dumb Kryptonite Bullet storyline reminds me of the twin Alice's getting destroyed on a cellular lever but only passing out sometimes

They just did an episode about Mary still having the magic cure-all blood, didn’t they? So the “severe radiation” can be easily fixed...

Oh yay you posted! Hope you're doing well from surgery. Need to fix some lunch while I watch this. 😌 It only gets worse every week.

26:10 oh damn, forgot that was coming out 😂 good luck Thorias.

Thank you for suffering for us 🙏🏼💙

Ahhhhhh the 2020s where comic book shows are written by people that have never read a comic book in their lives and hate people that have ....

5:58 I seriously gut laughed loudly. The look, subtlety, and tone was 100% perfect.

I’m in perpetual LAWL mode here. Well done Sir. Well done

Can't decide what's worse: the way the show got, or the way it will get if Kate Kane returns.

The torchure you endure my guy is to be made into legend!! Thank you for your sacrafice.

As a former Marine, I humbly admit that you are stronger than me for going thru this.

The simple truth of show/movie reviews is that someone raging and mocking a bad product is more entertaining than seeing someone approvingly agreeing with a good one. Thus fans will repeatedly ask you to watch bad stuff. You have my sympathies. Still wanna' see you continue watching BatWahman.

"You can't get to scissoring with that weak sauce." You should put that on a tee shirt.

when i was a kid i used to bitch about how unrealistic comic books are. this is worse than a comic book. and it makes my head hurt that this got renewed instead of an actual good show like duck tales!

This episode was so over the top with the feminism message. I could help but to laugh at it. I don’t understand why they have men on the island as warriors if they all can get beat by women. They could just be like the Amazon if they wanted to. When I saw Sophias give blood to the flower and it started to grow, I was thinking it was Little Shop of Horrors. I wanted flower to say “Feed me, Seymour.” Lol I saw someone that commented about the flower on Facebook post that the flower needs period blood to grow.

13:30 you can see right here the exact moment where Thorias' last optimistic, sane braincell died a horrible death

Your reviews are very entertaining.

Great video once again ♥️

I legitimately got an ad for the Snyder cut near the end!

I´ve so been waiting for this! For a change, joutube didn´t even unsubscribe me this week.

13:56 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 OMFG!! JUST WHEN U THOUGHT THEY COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE.... AND THE F-ING DO!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! IT'S NEVER GONNA END IS IT????? Gasp... cough... wheeze!!!!

Such a great thumbnail!

This series is turning this man into the IRL joker

Wow, they really made bootleg Themyscira grow magical flowers from the blood of housewives. Damn.

*Safiyah:* Centuries ago, the women of an European village fought off their abusive husbands on the shores of Coryana. Many perished, but from their blood bloomed the Deus Ex Machina flowers. *Alice:* Wow, really? *Safiyah:* Nah, lol. The flowers just grew from an underground Lazarus pit, filtering out the madness and immortality part, but still being a great cure-all drug.

possible explanations can be counted on 1 finger 😆😆. Seriously, is every female character on this show gay? You deserve a medal for having to sit through this dog sick every week! And in all honesty, im looking forward to the snyder cut JL, i get more enjoyment out of a couple of the dc movies than i do any of the tv shows

I 💕 this Batwhaman show so much, and I haven't watched a nanosecond of it...thanks to you.

21:36 ohh....yes.....yes....ooooo.....they are doing it....this writers are so doing it.....you just wait my friend.....we gonna have a blast 😁😁😁😂😂😂