BATWOMAN 2x14 REVIEW | Plumbing the Creative Septic Tank 

Heyooo 🤣

I feel the same way.

He isn't going to die

@@kimanireid9617 he should. They all should. Most boring, uninteresting characters ive ever seen in my life 😁

But then luke will be free

Because he puts actual effort into them and has talent

@@andyz2861 exactly

Because he actually like us....he really likes us.

That is a very low bar.

Agree.

Didn't he get stabbed repeatedly and bleed out to the point he was near death while trying to make peace with her in the "Uncontrollable rage guy" episode earlier this season? And yes, she still makes it about her lol.

@@FujimoraPantsu2 What is wrong with these writers?!

@@simonhurt9666 Problem is these writers keep misjudging their character. They think their better than they really are, and refuse to knowledge how awful these characters are. They Think: Mary a saint, Sophie a badass, Kate/Ryan are Paragons and Jocab a dick. But Really: Mary a bitch, Sophie a wimp, Kate/Ryan are thugs, and Jocab responsible.

You die the hero, or live long enough become the villain. In the writer case though: you die a piece of shit, or you live long enough become a bigger piece of shit.

The only 'good' person on this show is Jacob. He genuinely cares about the people around him but ofc the show shits on him for it

My only regret reading this comment is i can like it but one time.

@@mememe4188 you can just see the boredom / surliness on Dougray Scott’s face

Oooo, that's perfect 😬👍🏻

I swear someone made the exact same comment last video......although it's true in both cases

Thorias' acting has really improved too, its like he's learned from all the awful he's watched

That intro WAS hilarious...

No dummy

That wasn't acting! He really was being held at gunpoint!

CW: Straight people on this show? Not on our watch.

Shit, it really seems like it, don't it?

At his actor will be free to use his talent in a better show.

@@reneesummers1237 Yeah, the few times they removed the dog collar off of him, he instantly became the best part of the show... I'm thinking alternative universe Luke, and that scene when he confronted who he thought was his father's killer.

@@SallinKari episode number?

Hey, when the Batwoman merch isn’t selling, they need to put out SOMETHING, and it seems to be profitable for the audience in question...

I just passed this part 😂😆 LoL

@@andyz2861 So that is the REAL reason for this show. Batwoman create a problem to sell a solution. DIABOLICAL!

@@SSingh-nr8qz Like what J Jonah Jameson accuses Spider-Man of doing, or how Batwoman herself lets the drug maker she’s banging go free but capturing the people who get the drugs.

@@andyz2861 Painfully true.*urge to down suicide pills intensifies*

Heelvsbabyface He loses his mind every single review it's absolutely priceless 😂🤣

It says something truly powerful about just how bad a show is when you’d rather watch multiple reviews and spend well over an hour instead of spending 40 minutes to actually watch the show, and then be able to see the actual characters and what’s going on firsthand.

@@andyz2861 The different perspectives on the show are fascinating, too. And little details fall into place sometimes, where one reviewer skipped over a piece of plot(?) and someone else mentions it later. You end up getting a pretty complete picture of the show, and it's so much more entertaining.

@@RiylanCorma Plus it helps me recognize errors that amateur writers make so that I know to avoid them in my own writing.

Don’t forget Luke is also a man. Therefore he is weak and vulnerable. There’s no way a woman would be hurt by ordinary bullets on this show.

@@Wolf-xy7xp True, it's not like he got stabbed in a parking lot or something. Outside of Batwoman being shot with a kryptonite bullet most injuries are healed next episode, if not the next scene.

@@Wolf-xy7xp Wasn't he a genius in the military in the comics?

@@annieandelsieofarendelle3294 Yep

Then it would've made more sense for Ryan, Sophie, and the audience to be horrified by their choice to shoot them dead, rather than shoot projectiles containing the cure. Otherwise we're supposed to be upset that they didn't risk getting ravaged by a horde of raging zombies??? How else are the crows expected to subdue the zombies with minimal risk of bodily harm to both themselves and the infected???

@Kemikazi_ Indeed, and as already stated, lack of communication has gotten people killed in the show before. Mary decided not to tell the Crows about her wonder cure and thus they couldn't work together because All Crows Are Bastards, and people died because of it. So all those lives are on Mary and Ryan's hands, but of course since they're raging narcissists they cannot conceive the possibility that they may be at fault, thus nothing is learned from the fiasco.

@@Radley1982 These characters could blow up a children’s hospital, detonator in hand, and STILL blame someone else for it!

I'm surprised they had that many to lose.

Meanwhile in the labyrinth Pinhead: wow even I will not go down to that level. Pinhead 2.0: only the best err....worst of the worst for these subhuman things called "writers" on batwomen. Pinhead: (looks in contemplation) go ahead....go ahead.

This show is torture the likes of which Pinhead couldn't even conceive.

Oooh invincible lines are tight! 😁

Wow wow wow wow...wow. 😆

@@MrFath-gg8oj ahhhh you got it! 😂 Been binging on pitch meetings lately. Its ingrained in my soul.

@@makisky4495 same

These References are super easy, barely an inconvenience.

Continuity? that doesn't even exist within the episode.

I think drinking would help. Lots of drinking.

@@susanwojcickisnicetwin nope

...why does he need a whole bottle of suicide pills? Is the serving size really big or are they just really ineffective? I feel like that's bad marketing on their part.

But thats why he needs to stay on the show. To be a man abused Plus he's black ain't no way there killing him of but maybe Jacob will get lucky

I miss Smallville. 😌 They knew how to make characters.

I've heard that they might use this opportunity to make Luke Batwing. And as cool it would be for Luke to be Batwing, I don't want it to be like this.

Let the Luke character die, he been humiliated since the first episode.

@@themetallicblur1315 it would go there in a heartbeat. Lol

He had like no bad traits to him, he was a bit of a dick to Sophie but who cares about that then all of a sudden, he shoots Luke! After he spots what seems to be a gun after Luke puts his hand into his coat and quickly pull something black out. Watch it be that Luke pulled out the phone, showed it to Tavaroff and he just shoots Luke anyways, how stupid do you think this show can be?

@@isplat927 I've seen people say that this kind of thing would happen because it happens in real life. Even if that were true, just because something stupid happens in the real world doesn't mean said stupid thing has to happen in the fictional world. I'm pretty sure this is a fallacy. And if it's not, then it should be.

As well as wasting time not investigating the mass cannibalism because she was stupid enough to not even pretend to placate the cartoonishly racist officer for 5 seconds. Because Ryan's most overpowering trait is being hypocritically sanctimonious.

Not to mention, Mary would have paid the fine because she owns the bar, and she's a billionare. A $2500 fine for a billionaire is less for her than a regular person buying a coffee.

@@taragnor: maybe Mary is a closet racist...??

(Oh shit it’s you) It’s like the old Superfriends cartoon if there was no resolution whatsoever and the superfriends were always trying to fuck the legion of doom

Same thing with Cmdr. Vines of the Ankh-Morpork night watch: That man was born overly sober. He has to drink, to make it to a normal level of being as sober as everyone else is.

Pick a location to come back to: 👉 The Illegal underground abortion clinick 👉 The Gay Bar

Don't forget Alice's subway car or Enigma's office. Or the Crows' parking garage, aka the epicenter of all crime in Gotham.

@@1977dajmo and of course Bruce Wayne's discount budget Batcave and Black Mask's wine cellar

And it has to be mentioned by him more and more frequently, meaning it’s in soooo many scenes

@@1977dajmo: I gladly gather up some people to shout out "defund the Crow's parking garage!!"...

This sickest part is Mary knows he was dosed with the stuff against his will AND she knows how addictive it is, and yet all she does is shit all over him for taking it even after he swallowed his pride, pretty much gave her everything she wanted and tried to make up with her multiple times. I have no idea what this is meant to accomplish, but it sure as hell isn't making Mary look good.

@@thoriasunlimited4053 Well according to the logic of the show it is Jacob's fault for being a straight white male and head of the Crows.

These reviews get more views than the episodes.

@@nvfury13 I watch reviews. Didn't payed attention to view count. It did't looked that big when I wrote.

Thorias puts more effort and creativity into just his intros than anyone puts into the show.

It's a 2021 stealth reboot of _The Killing Joke._

In reality that's actually becoming more of a thing with female doctors. Indignant behavior because they supposedly had to deal with "sexism" throughout their career. Funny how these idiots are only coming out with this now rather than years prior if it was truly happening.

Did Luke have value to anyone whatsoever? I know he didn’t do a decent job of keeping Bruce’s batcave safe. It doesn’t seem like he was able to help in any meaningful way. Better to just kill him off. Imagine if Finn had been allowed to go out in a noble sacrifice in Ep8 rather than becoming a Rey Proximity Alarm in Ep9

@@andyz2861 Which is why I don't care for Luke, he was just... there, did he have an emotional moment? Yes but that was quickly squandered soon after when they made him a joke while also saying Batman killed the fucking Joker just to absolve Kate of the person she just killed.

I bet it's contract negotiations or disputes.

Characters get stabbed and shot all the time. They never bring it up next episode Luke is fine.

@@isplat927 When you have a character that you don't know what to do with anymore, and aren't interested in making them in any way interesting, better to just kill them off.

That's not sadness. That's inner death.

Same

We don't wanna kill him lol

@@spudbuttowski What's wrong with Superman & Lois?

A cop could eat a burrito with his grandson and Ryan would still call it racist

I'm sure any actor would jump at the chance to be killed off this show and go work in resident evil And yeah way to go Batwoman not telling anyone that the junkies aren't really zombie and you have cure for them that will save alot of lives

To be fair. I feel like Bruce Wayne really dropped the ball here. He left Luke in charge, who failed Time and again in keeping the batcave safe, and just let multiple women walk over him to become Batwoman despite clearly not being qualified.

@@andyz2861 If Bruce Wayne did leave Gotham he would've left one of his many sidekicks who are heroes in their own rights. But this is Arrowverse Bruce so of course he has to be an idiot and of course none of his other partners exist in this universe because we can't have anyone upstaging Batwoman

Not really because he's filling the void for the lack of good entertainment from the crappy show with his reviews... (I too laughed through all this review)

Ryan by a mile

@@FujimoraPantsu2 indeed. Ryan was such a great Shield for Kate! When your white man-hating feminist icon the fails and is about to fall into disgraceHood. Use the tri true method of giving the minority sloppy seconds which do eagerly take because they think they're so smart they'll change the situation to their advantage and reap all the rewards.... Only to fail so miserably that the only realize in despair that the plan to use them as a shield went exactly as planned and that the answer was to not do it! But they did it and so they are fools. I start to notice Ryan starts to become very unlikeable right around when the ratings were in the toilet, and by that I mean super toilets with no hope of recovery because remember when they said this shit was going to go season 4 before they backtracked in the middle of the season! At that point they know they're fucked so now they have to pull the cord. Pushes many agendas as they can, and make Ryan super unlikable so that people will go with the mindset that hey Kate wasn't so bad after all! But I'm not falling for it writers they're both terrible and so are you!

At least after Miz was almost eaten by zombies, he had the good sense to stay off the next show, whereas Ryan will be back next week. Sigh...

They need all the views they can get, even if they have to hold the only people watching the show at gunpoint..

@@q94141 Bingo, she's as clueless as ever. Also, yeah Black Mask letting Alice go doesn't make especially considering he wanted to kill her first. Now she can just tell the Batteam about the location of her hideout and Circe's true identity. Game over, Black Mask.

@@q94141 : Yeah I wondered the same thing. I mean either keep Alice captive to maintain the ass mask or kill her. Letting her go makes zero sense. But then, Black Mask is an idiot in this show. I mean, he's got his super popular drug that's made with a recipe he doesn't know, and using ingredients he can't produce himself (fear toxin). It's just about as terrible of a business plan you can get.

Yeah but it is still funny.

Somehow that makes more sense than memories.

My plot synopsis based on the title episode 15: Riots in Gotham over Luke's shooting that won't be in any way how real riots are done Episode 16&17: Finally dealing with new Kate Episode 18: Ryan gives the shows biggest self validation speech and takes down Black Mask or Crow or the cops or Safiyah or who ever the hell this seasons main villain was in a matter of seconds

@@patrickmcguire7896 Everything is going how I predicted, Ryan will go and protect the riot as they throw fire bottles at the police, kinda like what Barbara did in Batgirl #50

>Final Episode is called "Power." _A Storm is approaching._

@@grandarkfang_1482 a cringe woke storm

I really thought she'd come at them with a knife and get shot, only to have the others screech that she was unarmed. That's how low the "writers" would sink.

Lol i found another batwoman reviewer other day, Etep. I love all the reviewers. 🤗

@@makisky4495 Something else interesting: Batwoman last episode got 341K views on national TV... ...but Thorias Unlimited with only 38K subs(relatively unknown), his review of Batwoman ep 3 got 150K views. I know that's skewed bc he gets those views over time, but he still shouldn't be ANYWHERE NEAR the # of views of the actual show. Batwoman writers, that's shameful lol. He's ONE RELATIVELY UNKNOWN GUY doing this with a webcam living in like a $500/month studio apartment, LMAO!

@@mightyporkinplowastranger8705 lol, go thorias!

Watching Thorias review this crap. Show is still pretty bad with him as a filter telling it which is a testament to the terrible writing.

I saw that. Az is good people.

You have a twisted sense of humor.

Agreed. Except for the final season as apparently a 3rd season was greenlit a while ago. Baffling on how but at this point I think the producers just want to keep it going because they enjoy Thorias reviews lol

@@budgiecat2885 Haha yeah that's probably the only silver lining, I subscribed to Thorias for that reason alone. Just baffles me that some shows with great potential get cancelled after one season, and yet this dumpster fire is getting a 3rd?!

@@johnm7491 : Yeah, it's utterly baffling this show made it as long as it did: - It lost its main star after season 1. - Its viewership continues to go in the toilet. - The writing quality is awful. I mean, does the CW really have no other ideas?

Maybe they're not trying to justify a third season, maybe they deliberately extended season two and will then say season three is coming.... eventually. Just like the next Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, which never did. They could be trying to save face for all we know, wouldn't surprise me.

@@Radley1982 I mean that makes sense. I've been wondering with all the evidence that this dumb shit loses them money why they keep giving it support? I mean one explanation I tried to come up with was something similar to Mel Brooks The Producers which was about the main characters making a play that was destined to fail because certain tax laws I think I got that straight would mean they would get a lot of money to make up for not making any profit with the failure excavation point I had to assume shit like this is only getting green-lighted because they want a virtue signal and they want to take advantage of those Financial laws or whatever loopholes! But other people have told me that can't be true because they're still losing money overall! The only explanation I could go with us the ones green-lighting this shit are doing some embezzling scene and don't care if everything collapses fails and goes into disgrace they'll be on the next helicopter making their Great Escape before anyone notices. You know similar to what that asshole CEO from Dick and Jane. Dick's old bars did where he promoted them simply to push all the consequences on him and everybody else while he got away Karma free for well the entire movie up until the end where he received his proper Karma! I have to assume it's shit like this this is why they don't care if everything collapses even though they should be panicking. Because the ones who are panicking might be those who have no Escape Route ready. You know the one that has them still with a good amount of money and Future period or in the case of the old ones their retirement secured so they don't have to worry about having anything subpar when it all comes Crashing Down! That's true no wonder nobody gives a fuck about these companies anymore or want to invest! They all eventually turn into con artist in the end. Well they were just successful con artists when you think about it who are just going back to their Origins now that they have to rely on the old exit stage left mindset that save them from getting tarred and feathered in the past:-)... Or better to say it assured they got tarred and feathered instead of worse!

That or The Boys season 3 and Witcher season 2

Yup! Just a video of suspended feet slowly spinning....

Well, the "writers" are racist, so of course they'd have the black man get shot. Any sane person watching this tripe would immediately peg it as racist propaganda, which is why the Leftists seem enamored of it. They've always viewed black people as helpless, hapless victims in need of protection and salvation from their betters. It's a classic example of the soft bigotry of low expectations.

The purpose of Luke being the one to get shot was twofold. 1. Punishing Luke for believing the police/Crows could be reasoned with and dealt with through peaceful means, thus showing the audience that "Luke is wrong." 2. Punishing Luke for being straight. In the 2x13 review I literally said something horrible was going to happen to Luke because he just got a heterosexual love interest and I freaking called it. These writers are so predictable, it's sad.

Too late.

@@fezenclop probably yeah

I did some just recently. They just tend to get drowned out by the rage videos.

Views for the last episode were like 340,000 or somewhere around there I think so not that high a bar. The Flash is possibly getting cancelled, even though it probably has the highest ratings of any of the DC CW shows with over 700,000 views so who the hell knows.

They just had to kill off Enygma...

I already own them all, but it's the thought that counts.

@@thoriasunlimited4053 yes it does

How dare you wish that evil upon him?

@@donovanblackwelder4301 I know I know it’s very selfish of me. I’ll still stand by what I’ve said. The reviews are just too fun.

@@rudeboyghosty true. Still, this poor man is torturing himself for our amusement. Somebody give him a good show to watch.