Beat this Salty Guy, and he'll INVADE your HOME?! | Salt Mines #48 - StarCraft 2 

They wanted to use the knife to spread their units a bit better.

"I have to go" (leaves the game) Then proceeds to stay in chat and argue. Wow.

I love it when people insult people they lose to! I play Foxhole and had this happen recently. See in that game they made the amazing design choice to have cross faction proximity voip...it goes about as well as you expect. I was playing back line logi and some guy who'd snuck through tried to kill me, in SC2 terms imagine a reaper losing to an SCV. This guy spent the 30 seconds before his character bled out raging about how bad I am after I had shot him. It was great!

That conversation reenactment was the best thing.

I watched the reenactment of the post-game convo twice it was so good, some top shelf voice acting my man

The real twist is the person who loves carrot cake NOT being the psychopathic rager.

salt mines is my new guilty pleasure. I haven't played since WoL, but nothing is as fun as watching people raging on ladder. It's truly timeless.

I clicked for the thumbnail, stayed for the excellent casting of mind boggling meltdowns. Cheers PiG

i legit played against a guy like this 3 days ago, unhinged

I know it seems a bit strange, but as someone who still plays modern Age of Empires 2 the "Patrol" command is pretty typical to use. Most of the guides I read/watched when getting into it within the last few years actually recommend it. It does seem to have a different sort of attack priority as well - attack move tends to reroute to buildings pretty often while the patrol seems to go for units instead. Though the last part is a bit of anecdote on my part. So it could be someone who plays AoE2 right now. That being said, ignoring an enemy army to attack their Town Center when they already have 3 and losing your whole army for it generally isn't a part of gameplay strategy.

i was prepared for the guy with a knife, but that fax number really got me XD

Crestrideac seems a bit delusional. It's a lot more likely socal would already have a knife but lack a cake than the other way around

aaToss is my favourite. Plays absolutely ATROCIOUSLY. Of course carries on to BM with the stupidest shit. Love it.

I've had a strange and pretty frustrating two games of a guy under the username "GlassOnion" one time. I first played him when I was trying to practice Terran as I main Zerg and of course, mostly play Zerg. My protoss wasn't very good at that point either, but it was better than my terran at the time. So I got to work on my T, playing a fair few games until meeting this silver Zerg called GlassOnion. I played absolutely horribly, constantly having bad trades against his lings and banes, and he was spamming nydus wormss in my base, just pulling my army apart from putting agression on him and defending. So I died on that and irritated from it, I just gg'ed and left the game. Immediately he won the game he spammed in my whisper "hahahahahaha" for like 30 secs. So yeah, getting cheesed and insulted for it wasn't very fun. I asked him for a RE with my Zerg and unsurprisingly, he chickened out of that, saying "1-0 forever" then blocked me. I was a lot more angrier than I should have been at the time about it so I used a alt account and tried finding him with it. And, I did find him. It was a ZvZ with my Zerg and his, but he immediately left the game as soon as the game started so, i thought "Fuck it, I'll try terran again and try find him again" A few days later, after looking around the ladder with my Terran, I found him again. This time, I almost beat him but got too cocky. Since he was silver zerg and with the last game experience, I didn't think he would build a third base like you usually do as Zerg as I thought he just had two bases, especially with scouting his third. Nope, he had one, on his other third base side of the map. After terrorizing his base with a couple battlecrusiers, I began bming him, thinking it was over and I should be fine. Unfortunately, I still sucked hot dog shit with Terran then and I'm not that much better as Terran now so I talked shit in middle of a sc game and I got fucking slapped for it as GlassOnion turned the game around. I left, fumming at losing that game and of course, he came back in my whisper chat, spamming "hahahahaha" again with "2-0 forever now" and yeah, that made me very upset when that happened. Now these days, I'm more angry at myself than him because there were so many ways I could of have handled that situation when it happened but I chose the biggest L position possible for myself. So yeah, there is a embarrassing story of me not knowing what to do against a bm player and shooting myself in the foot repeatedly.

I live in the southern United States in a state that is well known for its people enjoying cordless hole punchers so when someone says they know where I live and they are going to delete me my favorite response is "if you actually know where I live you probably aren't going to show up or if you do you probably aren't smart enough to be a threat" 🤣

Lol that's a sweet ciggy-butt-brain voice at the end

This show made the ladder a better place.

Thanks for the video. FYI, it's not on the "Salt Mines" playlist yet, still needs to be added.

Some of the salt mines make me legit angry, but this one is absolutely hilarious ;D Real clown show, crestideac really took the cake here. And the knife.

at this point, PiG should just be a professional voice actor and be set for life.

Be like bro… why bring a knife? Bring a grinder and I’ll bring the weed and we will be all good. lol.

5:10 hey now, patrol attack is still the way to go in age of empires 2 today. the attack move is objectively worse (delay before units react and attack)

This series shows great examples of how utterly delusional people can be. It's baffling.

3:20 If you use grid, patrol (r) is next to a-move(t). That might be why. Edit: nvm, he does it all the time xd

4:15 He's saying this as a joke but Russia actually did this lmao

Maybe I'm waaaaay off, but I seem to remember the name of the player "socal"... Wasn't he in the Florencio Files, or another series of games covered by Pig ? Am I the only one or does that ring a bell ?

My favourite running series

The P-moves were priceless.

Give you fax number was a stab at how dated their insults were

I wish i could have the mindset of crest. Set up reasonable objectives (kill the opponent's 3rd) and thats a win. Why does everything have to be so hard when you can take easier objectives and thus easier wins in your own head.

Particularly funny episode XD socal MVP

The bad news is that Crest has yet to arive with cake.... The good news is that I now have a new sponser in Nord VPN to help secure all your online data. Overall much less degrading than rolling around the sewage with Flo last month...

Sick Charlie Sheen reference.

In league its your teammate in SC2 its your enemy, iconic.

Surrender your thumbs! There's a lemur with good ideas who deserves a chance!

What is life without a little bit of salt?

first game is literal wood league lol

Amazing voice acting!

These guys bleed salt.

I haven't played SC since Briod War, and even then I was a filthy UMS player but this match by create physically and psychologically hurt. I am not some amazing melee player, but I could have won that easily. 😂

All I can say is.... cake is a lie!

I haven't played in a while, but doesn't patrol avoid the issue of accidentally a-moving onto an enemy unit and just focus firing that unit? Patrol can't be queued to an enemy unit, so in theory there's a logic to it, right?

Last time I checked, SC2 game does not prohibit setting custom psychological win condition, does it? 😂

I don't block people to avoid hearing trash talk. I block people to make them cry even harder in the corner in real life.

How did the last game have text from Whisper’s perspective? Did the salty one send in his own replay?

This guy seems like a real… sympathisch fellow…

This has got to be SEA or EU. This is definitely London or Sydney behaviour.

PiG seems like you should change the title to salt theatre

I'll pick up the fax one 🤣Which is even more funnier is that 16yo- kids might not even understand 😂😂

I'm just suprised pig didn't take a chance to get a sponsorship from NordVPN for this video. Don't want a dude with a knife showing up at your house? Get NordVPN!

2 beastyqt vids in a row (qtclan and beast of the hill -- not actually about the man) makes me miss beasty

Is the rank bug still in effect?

I had a guy message me after who wasnt even upset at the game. He didnt like my username and just went full psychopath.

Why blue didnt research burrow early on is beyond me

Crestideac is lucky he's so pathetic, because if any reasonable person could take his threats seriously, he'd be in jail. A VPN doesn't protect your ID from the FBI

16:00 Woohoo Free Minerals Says SVCs, aaToss,

So confusing when the same colors are used in firstperson view, but they are reversed...

9:27

Well we know it not an american. We dont bring knifes to gun fights... and every fight is a gun fight...😂

Pine apple!

Want to see real Salt you play WoW arenas or League. These people have to concentrate on breathing.

You're pronouncing his name wrong! It's Crest-Ride Air Conditioning

As a Texan I relish the day someone I beat in StarCraft comes to my house with a knife 😂

not saying that the kids playing sc2 will ever do good on a threat like that, but you very much can find the general address an IP is connected to. and it is very easy to do

Honestly sevitium looks like a smurf for bronze. Dont think that should be encouraged

These all seem fake. They are so bad and so delusional it just seems unreal.

It's just a bunch of kids doing kid shit.

I b*nged your sister is the best answer to... everything, especially if it's true. There's this rapper playing on the radio whos texts are a bit.. uhm.. yeah, but I actually did his sister many years ago, so I feel I got the upper hand on him whenever he is saying shit on the radio. Feels great!

the story telling with the .psd file is top tier