Beating Dishonored by Completely Stupid Means 

(In a soft tone of realization) "Oh, she's scared of me!" *proceeds to kill her* "And Rightfully so."

0:16 Rookie mistake, in order to ensure maximum stealth, you *must* use an M2 Browning heavy machine gun, as the sound of it firing will deafen anyone within 20 meters

“You know how people have a swear jar? I need a murder jar.” Yes Daniel, get one and a therapist

"There's a trip wire here" **trips trip wire** oh

When RT becomes a serial killer he'll just say it's coz "I like the way they just flop"

*teleports behind you* heh, nothing personnel kid

*Oh, she's scared of me* (She died) Okay

-"Thank you, you saved me!" -"No problem! Unfortunately you are the only living witness so..." **Cuts throat**

RT's bloodlust is legendary. No soul is safe, no lord or lady well guarded enough , no commoner or vengeant innocent. All will embark down the Country Roads to damnation.

Daniel has "game ended" people irl

RT: *turns on any game* Any game: "The loyalist conspiracy is dissolved"

I’m really liking the Spy rework Valve have done. I think it’s enough for him to become competitively viable with him being able to slow or even stop time itself and create powerful gusts of wind from his hands.

Your murder jar is going to overflow when you play cities skylines

Playing Hitman really paid off

_Now we know to _*_never_*_ give RTGame a weapon in real life._

Don’t worry, she can’t die If she does, she’ll hopefully end up in West Virginia

Who needs stealth when you have Country Roads?

"Oh she's scared of me" (stab) "and rightfully so"

Something tells me that RT has the accuracy of a stormtrooper

_Why do they worry about dying, _*_they're just gonna respawn._*

Game Ender's Creed: Brexit is the newest addition to the family friendly edition of the famous Assassins Creed seri-...

Maybe this is why RT, master of stealth, turned to streaming - he kept killin’ everyone too loudly.

"Come out now, or I'll call the City Watch!" *crossbow bolt to the face* "No ya won't..."

"It's just something about the way that they flop, that just makes it more entertaining for me." that's how normal people diE RT--

Yeah just the usual happening in the UK, and if you see jake playing with swords, don’t worry he’s just training for our next match

"I need a murder jar" Basically me when I played this game on hardest difficulty... doing stealth. I rage killed when I was spotted.

*blink behind you* pfft nothing personnel kid...

I can imagine the Spymaster coming up ready to frame Corvo like “It was him! He killed the Empr- oh he actually DID kill the Empress! Makes our lives easier!”

**Stubs toe** _THE LOYALIST CONSPIRACY IS DISSOLVED_

If I learn anything from the video, it is that Brexit was a mistake Thank you Kevin for being informative as always Wait a second...

More like “Dishonorable plays professional assassin simulator”

RTgame guide to ultimate stealth.... *KILL EVERYONE*!!

RT: *Sneezes* "The loyalist conspiracy has been dissolved"

Alright you job is simple you need to protect the- *RT shoots the empress* God dammit! *RT tries to shoot the kid* No not that far!

At the very start, he killed the Empress. I wish it didn't end the game, and assassins would just kidnap Emily and you would be accused as always.

"Oh, she's scared of me!" *kills her* "And rightfully so"

Oh god...it’s worse than HITMAN! HOW IS IT WORSE THAN HITMAN?!?

*sees title* God no

7:35 "was that the wind?" - Emily, as she gets wind-blasted

I feel like this game is the assassins creed we actually wanted

When I saw the title, I thought of, like, one of these videos, like "A lawyer plays Ace Attorney", and then I was like *"wait"*

*Rt with the death jar playing citie skylines.*

-Woman trips on step- *THE LOYALIST CONSPIRACY WAS DISSOLVED*

I love the dishonored series so much. They're a blast! especially after you've mastered it and you feel like a badass assassin lol

Loving your masterful use of Animal Crossing tunes.

"Cant shoot emily" Me(an emily):WELL THATS GOOD!

I just finished watching the stream for this today & I gotta say I enjoyed every minute & had so many laughs, thanks for all you do!

"Yeah, yeah, the plague ..." Hoboy, that hits differently in 2021.

That video was probably your overall best video since the “timeless masterpiece” series. Can we see more assassin videos? (Genocide run, pacifist run, ability only run, only save the women run, etc. ;D)

Thanos stepped out of his Thanos Car into the Thanos Bar. The heat was hotter than a burning Thanos Star, which was par for the course when Thanos visited the Thanos Bazaar in Thanos Qatar. Almost immediately, Thanos noticed an old friend from his basketball playing days: Thanos Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. Thanos Kareem Abdul-Jabbar called out to Thanos: “Wow, Thanos, you look well! I haven’t seen you in a while. You must’ve come from Thanos Afar.” Thanos took a sip of his fresh drink from the Thanos Minibar - the Infinity Special, ordered “on the rocks,” or “on the Infinity Stones.” The drink, although designed to appease foreigners from Thanos Afar, was still too exotic for Thanos. Displeased, Thanos said, “That was Thanos Subpar.” Overcoming his displeasure about his drink from the Thanos Minibar, Thanos asked his friend Thanos Kareem Abdul-Jabbar what he should spend the rest of his time at the Thanos Bazaar doing. “Well, we could always go to the TED Talks and the Thanos Seminar,” said Thanos Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. That idea made Thanos let out a Thanos Har Har. “My Thanos Avatar will never attend a boring Thanos Seminar ever again. Your ideas are dumber than a Thanos Jar Jar.” Thanos Kareem Abdul-Jabbar was disappointed by Thanos’s rejection of the Thanos Seminar. The awkward pause was broken up by a line from a nearby table: Vladimir Putin, the Thanos Tsar, joined the conversation. “We could take a sightseeing tour of Thanos Qatar,” he said. “It’s easy, the electric bikes have Thanos Motorized Handlebars.” Thanos once again let out a Thanos Har Har. “I didn’t come from Thanos Afar to look at some dumb old ruins in Thanos Qatar. I came to spend time with my good friends the Thanos Tsar and Thanos Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. Leaning back satisfied, Thanos asked the server to bring him a Thanos Cigar. Thanos took a puff, leaned back in his chair and knocked it Thanos Ajar, then took one bite and finished all of his Thanos Caviar. “Why don’t we go out on the course a little bit, boys?” Thanos said. “Play nine holes, see if we can shoot under Thanos Par.” The Thanos Tsar and Thanos Kareem Abdul-Jabbar both recoiled at the idea. They knew that with the clubs, Thanos was a Thanos Superstar. And last time they’d played golf, Thanos had Thanos Sparred with a nearby man wearing Thanos Kevlar, and managed to give the man a Thanos Scar. “No way, Thanos! We know golf skills are within your Thanos Repertoire!” said the Thanos Tsar and Thanos Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. “Looks like we’ll just stay at the Thanos Bar, boys,” said Thanos. Thanos took out his Thanos Acoustic Guitar and started playing Smash Mouth’s riff to Thanos All Star. Thanos played for hours. Finally, the time came for Thanos to leave the Thanos Bar, check out of the Thanos Bazaar, fly away from Thanos Qatar, and go back to Thanos Afar. Sadly, Thanos said his goodbyes, and got back in his Thanos Car. Staring at the rapidly-disappearing Thanos Car, Thanos Kareem Abdul-Jabbar said to the Thanos Tsar, “Wow. Thanos sure is Thanos Bizarre.”

"Don't get up Samuel!" Samuel: ok then. *SPLASHES THROUGH BOAT*

The best way to stealth is to have a speaker strapped to your back blasting Country Roads. Trust me, I'm a science person.

6:20 *Teleports behind you*

Already starting off with your anger to the rest of europe

7:30 Am I the only one that laughed at her distorted voice? "This place is Oooh"

Daniel is that guy who can’t resist killing EVERYONE he sees in the game.

When can I take assination lessons from you RT?

. Damn that was stealthy.

As a hardcore dishonored player, I can attest that this man is a true professional.

Daniel, the master of "nothing personnel, kid" stabs.

6:18 *Nothing personal kid*

damn you actually are a professional asassin and a Master of stealth

This is better than any game trailer because even though I heard of Dishonored loads of times I never really looked into it before. And after watching this I want to give it a try. hahaha. "Now that he's 'distracted' we can slip by."

>Plays stealth game >Uses the brute force approach.

I thought the thumbnail was Niko Bellic at first glance lol

*pulls country road outta nowhere*

So that's my favourite game of all time, I've sunk hundreds of hours into it, perfecting each level, memorising the exact path and timings I need to pull of perfect ghost runs every time. I see now, I've been playing wrong all these years

"Now he's distracted... we can slip by" RIP me. I laughed my lungs out at that.

Dishonored, but they were right all along.

dishomoed

Only you can make such a serious and grim game funny as hell

Glad I'm not the only one that have too much fun between mission just mucking around and getting "Irreconcilable Hostilities" left and right

Took me a moment to realize this wasn't call me kevin

Dont you guys think he is years late for this one ? I was so shocked when I saw a Dishonored vid uploaded like 30 mins ago .

3:50 "Oh she's afraid of me" *shoots her* "Rightfully so"

thought this was one of those ‘professionals play’ videos and i freaked out

the plague stuff hits different now

noice

*Teleports behind guard* RT: “Nothing personal, kid”

You know, I subbed to this channel after seeing the stardew valley and almost dying of laughter at the 'go the fuck to sleep' part. I am so glad I've stuck around.

Cities skylines thanos snap I will never rest...

Notice me senpai

Omg when ye shot the empress in the beginning!! HAHAHAHAHA im dying! 😂😂😂

When you trip someone involved, the entire loyalist conspiracy is dissolved.

Brexit was not a mistake you can keep your meme

Daniel: Penny in the jar for each death *Does one episode of City Skylines and goes bankrupt*

The murder jar. The best conversation piece to leave out for your guests.

I am so sad you didn't find out about the bottles at the pub. Chucking them at people around the building is so fucking funny. If you ever return to dishounored, please do this RT

2:02 I love how in time with the music this is!

Murdering every possible character: Check Breaking physics: Check Brexit joke: Check-a-doodle-doo

Watching him ruthlessly slaughter everyone over and over again while the game desperately tries to keep the plot going is probably one of the funniest things I've seen

I like how him and Kevin both did the same thing and killed the Empress. Lmao

This reminds me so much of Meet the Sniper. "One is a job, and the other's mental sickness!"

I saw the intro and thought "hey isnt this the game with the huge hands".... that's a way to remember the game

I knew those RT couldn't kept those murder urges under control after that last City:Skylines video!

"Every time I murder someone"-Kills thousands in Cities Skylines

0:44 She's definitively giving them the "up yours" motion right there.

Best background music ever.

Never expected RT to be playing my favorite game... and somehow make it better? Hell yeah!

5:52 "We got 'em" *Three more people show up*