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CLIP DESCRIPTION:
After a visit to the Capitol, Beavis (Mike Judge) freaks out about not scoring with the chick they were looking for.
FILM DESCRIPTION:
This is a full-length cartoon movie featuring the dim-witted obnoxious loser teens, Beavis and Butt-head. They are obsessed with sex, TV, heavy-metal rock 'n roll, sex, coolness and sex, in that order. The trouble begins when the couch-potato duo's beloved television disappears (they assume it was stolen). In the course of trying to get another TV, they get involved in a major arms-smuggling scheme and are chased all over the U.S. by mobsters and lawmen alike. In one of the movie's highlights, Butt-head tries to get Chelsea Clinton to go to bed with him. Apparently he believes that since they both wear braces, she will naturally want to have sex with him.
CREDITS:
TM & © Paramount (1996)
Cast: Tony Darling, Richard Linklater, Karen Phillips
Directors: Mike DeSeve, Mike Judge, Yvette Kaplan, Brian Mulroney
Producers: John Andrews, Michael Blakey, Winnie Chaffee, David Gale, Abby Terkuhle, Van Toffler, Mike Judge
Screenwriters: Mike Judge, Joe Stillman, Brian Mulroney
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@slashbash1347
@slashbash1347 8 лет назад
I always died at the old man going "Oh-ho, yeah!"
@ajboomer1347
@ajboomer1347 4 года назад
Unless he thought Beavis was talking about golfing or bowling.
@Spoomis
@Spoomis 4 года назад
@@ajboomer1347 Oh, he knew what they were telling about
@baroquecentric5854
@baroquecentric5854 4 года назад
I watched this when I was little and I was in stiches at that line! have to give it another watch
@bumblebee8903
@bumblebee8903 4 года назад
Joe Parkinsson What do you mean by “little” exactly? Lmao
@LaKellita
@LaKellita 3 года назад
@@ajboomer1347 nah he was that perverted old man that slept with lots of women when he was young.
@JamesGegner
@JamesGegner 10 лет назад
"Shut up, asswipe!" LMAO!
@djchrisp
@djchrisp Год назад
Still my favourite line of the scene lol
@rufusleakin163
@rufusleakin163 8 лет назад
Beavis was worthy of an Oscar with that rant!
@MASTEROFEVIL
@MASTEROFEVIL 4 года назад
200th like
@kenos790
@kenos790 3 года назад
ikr
@midmichiganguy6536
@midmichiganguy6536 2 года назад
That rant is always epic 🤣 in the movie when he's yelling at the bus driver he adds "you probably scored, and you're a dork!" 😂
@jeremyarroyo360
@jeremyarroyo360 2 года назад
Everyman ever lmfaooooo
@kokosnood
@kokosnood 2 года назад
Settle down Beavis 🤣🤣🤣
@killertrip10
@killertrip10 5 лет назад
Congress laughing like beavis and butthead is truly one of the golden moments of animation.
@georgesealy4706
@georgesealy4706 2 года назад
No doubt.
@chambatips3619
@chambatips3619 Год назад
Nope, it's basic af
@james_fisch
@james_fisch Год назад
@@chambatips3619 *based
@Artem_Shipov
@Artem_Shipov 4 месяца назад
Laughed with them😂
@stormshred
@stormshred 5 лет назад
“This guy’s old, but I’m sure he’s scored a million times!” “O Ye!”
@ashtonferguson-yx6dx
@ashtonferguson-yx6dx Год назад
BUT NOT US! WERE NEVER GONNA SCORE!
@blackdog8245
@blackdog8245 Год назад
@@ashtonferguson-yx6dx “WE’RE NEVER GONNA SCORE!”
@jaypritchett6846
@jaypritchett6846 4 месяца назад
*Show-off!!!* (fyi I’m talking about the old dude 🤭 lol)
@frankdesalvo1010
@frankdesalvo1010 3 года назад
The part that always cracks me up the most is when he yells back at the bus driver.. “Shut Up Asswipe”
@royhobbs177
@royhobbs177 2 года назад
Gets me every time!
@bitmammothOG
@bitmammothOG 2 года назад
100% since I was a little one xD
@hugo182
@hugo182 2 года назад
Me too
@C-DugggzTV
@C-DugggzTV Год назад
Lmao same
@gbpackers41730
@gbpackers41730 12 дней назад
HEY!!!!! IM WARNING YOU!!!!! SIT DOWN!!!!!!!
@WolfySnackrib666
@WolfySnackrib666 12 лет назад
I love how the movie treats Beavis angry rant as if it was a heartfelt speech at the end of a political movie and adds really emotional music xD
@clarnicpsu05
@clarnicpsu05 2 года назад
Yup. They played a score with a rant about not scoring
@Dynaman21
@Dynaman21 2 года назад
Apparently the music director got advice from the guy who did the music for Airplane! and was told to keep the music serious. The end result is amazing.
@jordancryans85
@jordancryans85 2 года назад
@@clarnicpsu05 oh the irony🤣🤣🤣
@ashtonferguson-yx6dx
@ashtonferguson-yx6dx Год назад
It is heartfelt. Poor guy. All he wanted was to get some
@rickydiscord7671
@rickydiscord7671 8 месяцев назад
what I find funny that half of the lines that both beavis and butt-head say are from actual eps. and that speech did came from a ep. it happened like this. two girls asked them to make out with them. but of course there dumbasses and missed there chance by making a warn turn than catched them making out with other guys. than Beavis got angry than you know how the speech goes and the dude gone and beat him up because he wont shut up.
@lizzychrome7630
@lizzychrome7630 3 года назад
I love how none of the old folks are bothered by Beavis's speech, and that one guy's reply to scoring a million times.
@usedcondom8481
@usedcondom8481 2 года назад
they’ve probably felt what beavis was feeling before in their life lol
@malverdeislove
@malverdeislove Год назад
Old grandma had her young and wild days, too.
@Loopy1330
@Loopy1330 8 лет назад
Beavis' speech was beautiful x,D
@WeirdAl45231
@WeirdAl45231 8 лет назад
The best speech ever given in DC
@Loopy1330
@Loopy1330 8 лет назад
Jonathan Maderos The 2nd best is at 0:30
@denisbu7055
@denisbu7055 7 лет назад
[Redacted] we are ready to do you KNOW ! hehe
@hellsitcom6873
@hellsitcom6873 6 лет назад
I want the president to give this speech
@thisguyhere6641
@thisguyhere6641 6 лет назад
It sure was, until it abruptly ended with the bus driver kicking his ass!
@knuclear200x
@knuclear200x 8 лет назад
Poor Beavis, even when he's serious, he laughs at himself.
@aquafaceproductions1150
@aquafaceproductions1150 5 лет назад
Baby Xan Do you seriously not hear Beavis chuckles (almost) every time he finishes a sentence?
@mikkey246
@mikkey246 3 года назад
Lmao
@DementedDuskull
@DementedDuskull 2 года назад
Beavis probably has terets and laughing is his tick
@knuclear200x
@knuclear200x 2 года назад
@@DementedDuskull he needs some bug spray then. I used to have terets eat through my house
@Joe-cd6hv
@Joe-cd6hv 2 года назад
@@knuclear200x You know they meant the syndrome right? Tics.
@bigb684
@bigb684 4 года назад
“We traveled um um a hundred miles” Cracks me up every time 😂
@robertholston4708
@robertholston4708 2 года назад
It's even funnier considering earlier in the movie the tour guide at the geyser said it would shoot out over 12,000 gallons of water. Beavis replies "that's not that much really."
@dirtymike3329
@dirtymike3329 2 года назад
Lmao I’m glad other people love that line too.
@thisguyhere6641
@thisguyhere6641 8 лет назад
"Beavis and Butthead Do America" was truly one of the most hilarious animated films of all time! No question about it!
@vinceniederman3235
@vinceniederman3235 6 лет назад
Yup I Love This Movie and Still Do To This Day!
@thisguyhere6641
@thisguyhere6641 6 лет назад
Thanks for pointing that out, Vince!
@vinceniederman3235
@vinceniederman3235 6 лет назад
Thanks Man Beavis and Butthead are The Best!
@josephcalabrese6337
@josephcalabrese6337 5 лет назад
One reason why this movie is so good, Is becuase there is "Truth" behind the stupidity. Every other animated film would have dumbass characters just for the LOL's.
@mitchellulrich930
@mitchellulrich930 4 года назад
Better than the South Park movie?
@TB4000
@TB4000 3 года назад
I like how in his own way Beavis was actually complimenting the old folks on the bus during his rant
@Mr-wi6iu
@Mr-wi6iu 6 лет назад
"we traveled am am 100 miles" LMAO from Vegas to Washington 😂😂
@carultch
@carultch 3 года назад
Beavis doesn't know what a mile is.
@juno9394
@juno9394 3 года назад
More like 2000
@LeftytheGansterGremlin
@LeftytheGansterGremlin 3 года назад
He was trying. It was a long journey for him.
@carultch
@carultch 3 года назад
@@juno9394 Yeah, the guy at the Petrified Forest even told them it was 2000 mines.
@TaxEvasionUS
@TaxEvasionUS 3 года назад
They don't live in Vegas, it's most likely it's based off of Albuquerque NM, my home
@TheBigDynamo
@TheBigDynamo 8 лет назад
I feel that pain, Beavis.
@mrnukes797
@mrnukes797 3 года назад
Better than raising kids
@lkayde1996
@lkayde1996 3 года назад
Settle down Boxes
@thaddeust.thirdiii736
@thaddeust.thirdiii736 2 года назад
Have you scored yet?
@jooyoungkang3858
@jooyoungkang3858 2 года назад
@@thaddeust.thirdiii736 still no
@ItsYourBoiWeirdEdDanielson8723
@ItsYourBoiWeirdEdDanielson8723 2 года назад
Same
@justicemalcolm2753
@justicemalcolm2753 6 лет назад
Legend has it that people cried at this part of the movie
@jermainemartinez-perez1574
@jermainemartinez-perez1574 6 лет назад
Justice Malcolm the music in the background made it more the reason
@squareydacabage3148
@squareydacabage3148 4 года назад
@@viewhole1"Uh huh huh huh, you're moved.. uh huh huh"
@liamcraddock9539
@liamcraddock9539 4 года назад
Uhhuh uhhuh you were crying
@mikes5597
@mikes5597 3 года назад
😂😂
@rampagephoenix1735
@rampagephoenix1735 3 года назад
The legends were true; How do i know? I was one of them.
@Spankdolla
@Spankdolla 10 лет назад
Best protest Beavis made.
@hansgruber9827
@hansgruber9827 4 года назад
Best protest anyone has ever made
@marshallartz395
@marshallartz395 3 года назад
Reginald McGhee: Beavis’s soliloquy has an almost Shakespearean quality to it.
@maunze336
@maunze336 9 лет назад
Most moving moment in cinema history! Period!
@roguetrip99
@roguetrip99 9 лет назад
Thumbs up if you've been able to relate to Beavis
@juicyness89147
@juicyness89147 9 лет назад
Who in the hell wood admit to this or like the post xd
@roguetrip99
@roguetrip99 9 лет назад
Not embarassing if it's in the past I used to be scared that I'd never score but now I'm scoring all the time lol
@juicyness89147
@juicyness89147 9 лет назад
lol
@RavenWarrior90
@RavenWarrior90 9 лет назад
roguetrip99 You are NOT scoring all the time haha :D But everyone is gonna score some day :D I thought too that I never gonna score... but I did and will do several times again... uhuhuhuh! :D That is cool! Uh-huhuhuh
@boiledheadcrab1678
@boiledheadcrab1678 7 лет назад
roguetrip99 I looked in a mirror once. *100000 thumbs up*
@PacmanCarter3
@PacmanCarter3 7 лет назад
Beavis speech brought a tear to my eye!!!
@vinceniederman3235
@vinceniederman3235 6 лет назад
Nice This Speech is The Greatest Ever LOL!
@2l84me8
@2l84me8 3 года назад
Poor Beavis. A beautiful speech explaining his frustration when he realizes he will never score.
@JPToys97
@JPToys97 6 лет назад
Look at this guy ! He's old ! But he's probably scored a million times !! Old guy - " Ohh Yeah." LMFAO!!
@Nethrezar
@Nethrezar 7 лет назад
Oh look, it's the official pre-game speech of the Jacksonville Jaguars.
@vinceniederman3235
@vinceniederman3235 7 лет назад
I agree LOL!
@zork1356
@zork1356 6 лет назад
I found this way more funny because the Jags were good last season. Hahaha
@johnmcnamara8741
@johnmcnamara8741 6 лет назад
hahahahahahahah
@sfark123
@sfark123 6 лет назад
This was the motto of Deshone Kizer last year lol
@shadow-wolfgaming1737
@shadow-wolfgaming1737 5 лет назад
Cleveland browns as well lol 😂
@walteracevedo5105
@walteracevedo5105 8 лет назад
Saw this movie in 1996, still funny in 2016.
@quincexl1279
@quincexl1279 4 года назад
Still funny in 2020 and beyond.
@mikkey246
@mikkey246 3 года назад
Still funny 2021
@lul_alex7075
@lul_alex7075 3 года назад
@@mikkey246 lol
@josephcalabrese6337
@josephcalabrese6337 3 года назад
It is a classic of American Animation now.
@patstaysuckafreeboss8006
@patstaysuckafreeboss8006 3 года назад
Still funny in 2075
@leomartinez4398
@leomartinez4398 4 года назад
"Damn it this always happens I think I'm gonna score and then I never score" Same beavis 😔
@ItsYourBoiWeirdEdDanielson8723
@ItsYourBoiWeirdEdDanielson8723 2 года назад
Same too
@HeathenwoodOfficial
@HeathenwoodOfficial 2 года назад
Seems persistent for me and prolly anyone replying to your comment.
@DavidLee-id3lf
@DavidLee-id3lf 10 лет назад
note to self, if you ever want to be in congress you must aquire a laugh like Bevis and Butthead.
@carultch
@carultch 10 лет назад
Only Butthead. None of them laughed like Beavis.
@jakobrasmussen1663
@jakobrasmussen1663 4 года назад
In order to be in Congress, you need to be a Butthead
@gim95697
@gim95697 3 года назад
Bro that has me dying everytime I watch it
@meganphillips8087
@meganphillips8087 6 лет назад
I can't believe Butt-Head is calm.
@vinceniederman3235
@vinceniederman3235 5 лет назад
Me Either LOL I Like Butthead More Then Beavis!
@jenweenink
@jenweenink 4 года назад
Yes butt-head is a little more calmer than beavis
@VoltageYTE
@VoltageYTE 3 года назад
@@vinceniederman3235 his energy just makes me prefer beavis
@twoDie4
@twoDie4 3 года назад
Yeah, Butt-Head is more so the straight man of the duo. He's also smarter than Beavis apparently XD
@Kyle.com23
@Kyle.com23 4 месяца назад
​@@jenweeninkI love u
@jackmurray2446
@jackmurray2446 10 лет назад
"NO! I won't settle down! Not this time!"
@raptorex83
@raptorex83 2 года назад
“We’ve traveled uh uh ummmmm…100 miles” always gets me.
@RoosterMontgomery
@RoosterMontgomery 9 лет назад
"We're never gonna score!" Says it while making whacking-off gestures. Love Beavis!
@willrhea2645
@willrhea2645 4 года назад
Beavis's speech deserves an oscar
@valet3761
@valet3761 9 лет назад
MOST MEMORABLE SPEECH EVER!
@valet3761
@valet3761 9 лет назад
Was watching and sprayed rockstar out my nostrical cavity LOL
@frankiestien6376
@frankiestien6376 7 лет назад
GODDAMNIT BEVIS!!!!!! Your beautiful speech brought tears to my eyes:')
@mr.cherrycola8373
@mr.cherrycola8373 7 лет назад
I bet he had that frustration build up, and he had to let it out.
@lilliangriffin9013
@lilliangriffin9013 7 лет назад
That's why Beavis is a real American!
@Jay60888
@Jay60888 6 лет назад
ME TOO!!! 👏😢😭😭😭😠
@jackbauer4762
@jackbauer4762 3 года назад
All of Congress laughing Beavis and Butthead style is one of the best jokes in animation
@arkansaslibertarian5051
@arkansaslibertarian5051 2 года назад
Accurate
@totallynoteverything1.
@totallynoteverything1. 2 года назад
their influence is unmatched
@arkansaslibertarian5051
@arkansaslibertarian5051 2 года назад
@@totallynoteverything1. Beavis 24! Couldn't get much worse than the last few decades of presidents we've had
@geegarcia7858
@geegarcia7858 5 лет назад
Beavis's lack of ability to score ended up producing an incredible speech on that bus which has yet to be matched in terms of passion, belief & hornyness... Preach on Brother Beavis.. Preach on!
@Tarkus-Ivalice-dweller
@Tarkus-Ivalice-dweller 4 года назад
It IS true, old people have probably scored a million times in their youth.
@stephj505
@stephj505 3 года назад
My sister-in-law's grandpa slept with a lot of women while he was married to her grandma. I hope that he burns in hell.
@hombretostadasenpolvo4364
@hombretostadasenpolvo4364 3 года назад
@@stephj505 but at least he scored 😆
@stephj505
@stephj505 3 года назад
@@hombretostadasenpolvo4364 Yeah with a lot of women while he was married.
@hombretostadasenpolvo4364
@hombretostadasenpolvo4364 3 года назад
@@stephj505 get over it girl
@daniellap.stewart6839
@daniellap.stewart6839 3 года назад
@@stephj505 hell doesn't exist this hate will bring you nothing, drop it
@ericdeplata7803
@ericdeplata7803 2 года назад
Beavis sure had guts telling the bus driver "Shut up asswipe!"
@james_fisch
@james_fisch Год назад
His drop in expression after getting told that kills me every time
@lamontpeanutmillerjr
@lamontpeanutmillerjr 6 лет назад
When he said "Shut Up Asswipe" LMMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😅😆🤣😂
@tinkywinky9087
@tinkywinky9087 2 года назад
2:01 We're never gonna score! We're never gonna score!!!
@PirateCrispy_
@PirateCrispy_ 4 месяца назад
Oh hey tinky winky lol
@WWF0928
@WWF0928 6 лет назад
1:30-2:03 Beavis for president
@jengarica1441
@jengarica1441 3 года назад
Are you threatening me 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@guntz12
@guntz12 10 лет назад
BEAVIS FOR PRESIDENT!!!
@treyowen9213
@treyowen9213 9 лет назад
Agreed!
@jamesgamingchannel3193
@jamesgamingchannel3193 6 лет назад
Agreed
@johnbanditthe1st
@johnbanditthe1st 5 лет назад
Agreed.
@darkaesthetic3527
@darkaesthetic3527 5 лет назад
BEAVIS FOR PRESIDENT BUTTHEAD FOR VICE PRESIDENT.
@jengarcia5648
@jengarcia5648 4 года назад
Agreed
@davidthompson1489
@davidthompson1489 9 лет назад
Preach it, Brother Beavis.
@TheMasterQuests
@TheMasterQuests 7 лет назад
Beavis speech resonates with me so much XD
@marcocastillo1087
@marcocastillo1087 2 года назад
Immigration in a nutshell.
@vampylass3848
@vampylass3848 4 года назад
Beavis, the only American that’s not afraid to speak his mind and frustrations! 🇺🇸💥😎
@kimifw58
@kimifw58 4 года назад
Aren't Americans known for being loud and straightforward?
@josephgover5072
@josephgover5072 3 года назад
RIP Cloris Leachmen you are scoring in Heaven now.
@nickzilla20
@nickzilla20 4 года назад
Oscar winning performance right here.
@mrconfusion87
@mrconfusion87 2 года назад
The Beavis and Butthead franchise is NEVER truly over until they actually scored with chicks!
@fattybuccha72190
@fattybuccha72190 6 лет назад
The whole scene with Congress makes too much sense. XD
@georgeliapes8365
@georgeliapes8365 6 лет назад
The only time you felt even the slightest inkling to give Beavis a hug.
@nerdsahhgaming4779
@nerdsahhgaming4779 2 года назад
Clip: *Laughing* RU-vid: (crowd screaming)
@OhShiitakeMushrooms
@OhShiitakeMushrooms 2 года назад
Let’s all be honest, At one point or another we all had this same rant!
@jjlovelovelovelove9266
@jjlovelovelovelove9266 2 года назад
😂😂😂 Yes we have
@jamicaparty2860
@jamicaparty2860 Год назад
Hi OhShittakeMushrooms!! 😊
@ChalkTeacher
@ChalkTeacher 6 лет назад
Many years later and that congress scene still makes me laugh hard
@MrDrawingboard1
@MrDrawingboard1 8 лет назад
That Bus Driver was voiced by Richard Linklater! The guy who directed School of Rock, Boyhood, and Dazed and Confused voiced that guy.
@MrDrawingboard1
@MrDrawingboard1 8 лет назад
+Niatona probably 12 minutes.
@jb-fl7le
@jb-fl7le 2 года назад
How the hell do you know that?
@jamiesmith760
@jamiesmith760 4 года назад
The most powerful moment in motion picture history
@jamiesmith760
@jamiesmith760 4 года назад
0:15 "Really? Well, where is she?!" You can tell Beavis is starting to get agitated. Years & years of cruel denial have taken their toll. After a lifetime of torment & a long, perilous quest now seemingly within reach of sweet destiny he begins to sense yet another agonizing letdown may be to come
@MJTRadio
@MJTRadio 11 лет назад
Why is this not considered one of the great movie speeches? The rousing music, the harsh but very real subject matter... It's just a flawless scene
@ChiotVulgaire
@ChiotVulgaire 11 лет назад
The old man going "Oh-hoo yeah!" makes me bust out laughing every time.
@inzanegames200
@inzanegames200 2 года назад
and the award goes to beavis for most heartfelt moment.🏆
@robertmiles1603
@robertmiles1603 8 лет назад
Truly an incredible, Oscar-winning speech from the greatest mind of his own generation, summarizing life's problems in an amazingly eloquent fashion.
@vinceniederman3235
@vinceniederman3235 6 лет назад
Hands Down The Greatest Speech By Beavis Almost Brings Tears To My Eyes LOL and The 2017 Cleveland Browns Brought Me Here Too after Their Winless Season in The NFL!
@maxibustos7887
@maxibustos7887 4 года назад
This is the greatest yet most beautiful speech i have ever heard in my life
@chadjones6074
@chadjones6074 3 года назад
One of the greatest motivational speeches in cinema history.
@Aquaticus12
@Aquaticus12 6 лет назад
"We travelled 100 MILES!" lmao
@gabe_s_videos
@gabe_s_videos 4 года назад
I love that he needs to think about it and just guesses anyway.
@vinceniederman3235
@vinceniederman3235 6 лет назад
Hands Down The Best Speech Ever by Beavis Love It!
@sharkattack1218
@sharkattack1218 6 лет назад
Beavis: We can't leave! We never met that chick... Dammit, we were supposed to get some! Butt-Head: Uh huh huh... Settle down, Beavis. Beavis: No!! I won't settle down! Not this time! Dammit, this always happens! I think I'm gonna score and then I never score! It's not fair! We've traveled a... um... um... uh... a hundred miles, because we thought we were gonna score! But now it's not gonna happen! Dammit! Bus Driver: Hey, buddy! Sit down! Beavis: SHUT UP, ASSWIPE! I'm sick and tired of this! We're never gonna score! It's just not gonna happen! We're just gonna get old, like these people - butthey've probably scored! Bus Driver: Hey, I'm warning you! Sit down! Beavis: It's like, this chick's a slut! And look at this guy! He's old! But he's probably scored a million times! Old Guy: Ohhh-ho, yeah. Beavis: But not us! We're never gonna score! We're never gonna score! We're NEVER GONNA SCORE! Bus Driver: All right, that's it, numbnuts!!![gets in a fight with Beavis] You want some more, you little punk?! Beavis: I'll kick your ass!
@dbzawesome5783
@dbzawesome5783 4 года назад
SHARK ATTACK the awesome speech ever
@jengarcia5648
@jengarcia5648 4 года назад
This movie is hilarious
@jengarcia5648
@jengarcia5648 4 года назад
Shut Up Asswipe lol 😂
@quincexl1279
@quincexl1279 4 года назад
Spot-on perfection.👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
@Floreal78
@Floreal78 3 года назад
I always lose it at "Shut up, asswipe!" :D
@lillordakira9752
@lillordakira9752 7 лет назад
1:55 And look at this guy he's old, but he's probably scored a million times
@angelmembrane909
@angelmembrane909 4 года назад
Ohhh-ho, yeah!
@iamabsolution95
@iamabsolution95 3 года назад
@@angelmembrane909 🤣🤣😭
@richmondjames7798
@richmondjames7798 3 года назад
@@angelmembrane909 but not us we're never gonna score. we're never gonna score. We're never gonna score
@bumblebee8903
@bumblebee8903 2 года назад
@@richmondjames7798 Alright, that’s it numb nuts!
@JamboreeBlackberry
@JamboreeBlackberry Год назад
As a virgin, this speaks to me
@matthewgarza6212
@matthewgarza6212 9 лет назад
I've already graduated high school and I still haven't scored
@lilrewb4646
@lilrewb4646 9 лет назад
ha nerd
@supercook49
@supercook49 9 лет назад
Matthew Garza same here
@kiesha86
@kiesha86 8 лет назад
i know that feel, bro. I've been so close to scoring and failed it is not even funny.
@greenweeaboo8924
@greenweeaboo8924 7 лет назад
You`re Not The Only 1 Bub
@kiesha86
@kiesha86 7 лет назад
i just wanted to inform you guys, that i am working hard on getting laid for once. The girl is not the best looking or waht, but it looks like she as desperate as me for love, so i have a chance
@hallabalooza
@hallabalooza 10 лет назад
The Bus driver is spoken by Richard Linklater, director of "dazed & confused"
@thisguyhere6641
@thisguyhere6641 7 лет назад
Alright, alright, alright! Good to know! #LOL
@carultch
@carultch 7 лет назад
Who speaks for Agents Bork and Flemming?
@SpenceWedum
@SpenceWedum 7 лет назад
carultch Robert Stack and Greg Kinnear
@god_is_false_almighty
@god_is_false_almighty 6 лет назад
hallabalooza for real Bruh?
@mrnukes797
@mrnukes797 5 лет назад
@@carultch Bork
@mh167434
@mh167434 3 года назад
Beavis deserves to get an Oscar award for a best speech.
@TheKendog1988
@TheKendog1988 8 лет назад
Bus Driver: Hey buddy sit down!
@heatseeker2681
@heatseeker2681 8 лет назад
SHUT UP ASSWIPE!!!
@nuknuknuk111
@nuknuknuk111 6 лет назад
Anthony Short KICK YOUR ASS
@seymourbutz8715
@seymourbutz8715 5 лет назад
@@nuknuknuk111 YOU WANT SOME MORE?
@jcparker2621
@jcparker2621 4 года назад
HEY I'M WARNING YOU! SIT DOWN!
@WWF0928
@WWF0928 3 года назад
@@heatseeker2681 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@deadamongus8973
@deadamongus8973 7 лет назад
Aww man! I feel you bevis!😕
@jamesgamingchannel3193
@jamesgamingchannel3193 6 лет назад
hypermario x10 same
@SupremeEgyptianGodsMan-vd3sk
@SupremeEgyptianGodsMan-vd3sk 9 дней назад
Same here
@tertommy
@tertommy 4 года назад
The music brings a tear to these jaded eyes.
@removed857
@removed857 3 года назад
The best part of this is, for me, was the fact that I remember watching this movie as a kid and had no idea what the actual hell they were talking about and all I knew about it was that it was hilarious 😂
@Raidoven
@Raidoven 4 года назад
0:45 i watched this movie like 14 years ago but i completely forgot the part where the entire senate went uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu LMAO
@jeremiasmartinezcatsandvid5275
@jeremiasmartinezcatsandvid5275 4 года назад
2:06 I laugh so hard😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@koficoncubus6255
@koficoncubus6255 6 лет назад
The greatest epiphany he's ever had... xD
@MaxsonAtTheFort
@MaxsonAtTheFort 2 года назад
Such an inspirational theme playing as he delivers his speech.😂
@After4th
@After4th 7 лет назад
Man, you can get away with beating up an underage teenager.
@scawywag2935
@scawywag2935 Год назад
“We’re never gonna score!” - Beavis
@cggrizzlyb92hd35
@cggrizzlyb92hd35 4 года назад
1:51 "Hey I'm warning you, SIT DOWN!" 😁😁😁
@ryanhull2523
@ryanhull2523 4 года назад
Shut up asswipe
@graywolf5266
@graywolf5266 6 лет назад
One of the greatest speeches ever heard.
@justinlafser916
@justinlafser916 9 лет назад
0:42-0:47 Congress in a nutshell.
@supercook49
@supercook49 9 лет назад
ALL RIGHT THAT'S IT NUMB NUTS
@tworthington27
@tworthington27 3 года назад
"WANT SOME MORE, HUH, PUNK?!" Lol.
@scruffythejanitor4368
@scruffythejanitor4368 2 года назад
I can relate Beavis im 33 and never scored 😂😂😂😂😂😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@JohnnyNada
@JohnnyNada 2 года назад
Damn bro really haha?
@spots7630
@spots7630 2 года назад
Just get a prostitute at that point. How do you make it to 33 and not score? I'm 18 and I want to score right now
@Berserk_96
@Berserk_96 Год назад
@@JohnnyNada you think its sad. I scored but im 27 and never had a girlfriend ever lmao. But i did score alot as the old man said : Ohoh yea!
@jackmoon824
@jackmoon824 4 года назад
0:42 I love how all them laugh like B&B
@alguien9629
@alguien9629 7 лет назад
IT S NOT FAIR, WE NEVER GONNA SCORE, WE NEVER GONNA SCORE, WE NEVER GONNA SCOOORE!
@evanrichards7886
@evanrichards7886 3 года назад
Alright thats it numb nuts
@ryanjackson1143
@ryanjackson1143 Год назад
👊✊️
@vinceniederman3235
@vinceniederman3235 7 лет назад
The Jacksonville Jaguars and Cleveland Browns Brought Me Here LOL!
@RedVelvetBlackleather
@RedVelvetBlackleather 4 года назад
Beavis speaks the truth! We’re never gonna score!
@JackHoward96
@JackHoward96 9 лет назад
Oh-hoh, yeah.
@kellyberry
@kellyberry 10 лет назад
all the dislikes never got to score
@danielhausser8038
@danielhausser8038 2 года назад
I can fully relate to Beavis.
@MrMitchelljung
@MrMitchelljung Год назад
Likewise
@SupremeEgyptianGodsMan-vd3sk
@SupremeEgyptianGodsMan-vd3sk 4 месяца назад
I can fully relate to Beavis too
@CorvetteBG
@CorvetteBG 11 лет назад
"Each time I think I'm gonna score, but then I don't score!" "Hey budy! Sit down!" "Shut up asswipe!" xDD
@poo8870
@poo8870 2 года назад
I love how he still laughs while he rants.
@sarahc332
@sarahc332 2 года назад
Beavis and Butthead, virgins forever more
@ShaulAlSheik
@ShaulAlSheik 7 лет назад
I'm sorry for Beavis
@vinceniederman3235
@vinceniederman3235 6 лет назад
Me Too The Speech Beavis Makes is Classic!
@grafdp
@grafdp 8 лет назад
WE'RE NEVER GONNA SCORE !!!!!!!!! : ' ((
@carultch
@carultch 7 лет назад
Over half of all men throughout human history have never scored. Not until the concept of monogamy developed in civilization, as prehistoric people had dominant polygamous males reserving a disproportionate amount of females for themselves by force.
@RedVelvetBlackleather
@RedVelvetBlackleather 5 лет назад
carultch That’s really sad. *makes fist We’re never gonna score.
@thimization
@thimization Год назад
I never thought that Beavis would summarize all my angst.
@ilmamartinez522
@ilmamartinez522 4 года назад
Beavis survived No Nut November
@gonjafarma89
@gonjafarma89 2 года назад
And many years later...they FINALLY scored
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