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Being a Google Autocompleter

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We're hiring autocompleters for Google Search! Are you passionate about helping people? Are you intuitive? Do you often feel like you know what your friends and family are thinking and can finish their thoughts before they can? Are you an incredibly fast Google searcher? Like, so fast that you can do 20 searches before your mom does 1?

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@Digging4AnswersOfficial 9 лет назад

So this guy is the guy who wrote "Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch" ?

@torrywoods967 8 лет назад

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@chebaca8 8 лет назад

+Digging4Answers shout out to Lost

@dennispremoli7950 7 лет назад

No, that was you.

@mariushagelskjr5452 7 лет назад

he used the buggy helmet at that point 1:30

@dannytourigny9403 6 лет назад

lol so dumb :)

@RixMorales 8 лет назад

He's a pretty good actor to be honest, I laughed so hard lol

@dirtbanditsautomotivedetai6158 6 лет назад

Rix Morales I smell Bull$#¡+. Lol

@meriemjalled6829 5 лет назад

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@unicodefox 8 лет назад

"Are you an incredibly fast Google searcher? Like, so fast that you can do 20 searches before your mom does 1?" yes.

@haritamang9869 7 лет назад

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@haritamang9869 7 лет назад

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@unicodefox 7 лет назад

Hari Tamang cd

@burtan2000 7 лет назад

Well, she's dead so... yes

@avichalsharma3856 7 лет назад

So he is the one who guessed that if you are 11 years old, you must be pregnant.

@tennesse9458 6 лет назад

Avichal Sharma lmfaooooooooooooo

@dcrodaddy 6 лет назад

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@JohanKylander 6 лет назад

Avichal Sharma you will be. ;)

@karlschroeder489 5 лет назад

Avichal Sharma q

@jamieround2072 5 лет назад

@@tennesse9458 OK WHO OR WHAT IS AVICHAL SHARMA.....???

@chrisj4288 7 лет назад

Oh, Google... your April Fools Jokes are priceless...

@phreeesubz 6 лет назад

Excuse me? this is a serious video about what happens behind the scenes at Google headquarters in California.

@Hans5958 6 лет назад

It's... It's an April Fools Joke in 2011. Look at the dates, man.

@alfosisepic 6 лет назад

Here [Published on Mar 31, 2011] but it says PUBLISHED.

@clayz1 6 лет назад

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@laryon 5 лет назад

@@phreeesubz - are you really serious?

@freetheshows 10 лет назад

Uploaded March 31... hmm... hmm.. Thats a day away from April 1st. Hah! I get it, the film quality is an April fool's joke! Now where do I sign up to be an autocompleter? :)

@ComputerMonkey64 7 лет назад

0:36 Wow, very subtle!

@WesleySmith1920 9 лет назад

This is probably the best google video I've seen. Damn this company is cool. Nerdy, but cool.

@gur123noor 10 лет назад

my friends and family: "Michael how is it..and then i finish their question!!!" LOL!!!!

@JacobBecomesIsrael 9 лет назад

Do you realize how embarrassing this is? Think about some of the searches you've done. Ouch.

@kshitijjhalak1939 6 лет назад

Did you realise this is a joke ?

@angelhell1196 6 лет назад

Do you realise THAT is a joke ?

@guaschetto 6 лет назад

@@kshitijjhalak1939 |cd

@andrewburman2329 5 лет назад

WHO REALLY CARES? It's not like these people know you personally so who really cares what anybody thinks about anybody it's irrelevant

@andrewburman2329 5 лет назад

And again who cares?

@Superphilipp 13 лет назад

"anonymized of course" That's some impressively self-aware humour.

@epicfantasy 13 лет назад

Will: I Think this is an ......... autocompleter Mike: ...... April Fools Joke..... Will: wow, really works!

@faizalsuhaime6467 3 года назад

Imma just gonna reply to this 10 years old comment here...

@rajiridwan7696 3 года назад

@@faizalsuhaime6467 and I'll reply to yours

@ledagrega2536 3 года назад

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@bavohe72 9 лет назад

"Don't you hate it when your sentences doesn't end the way you think octopus" gg google, gg

@h-Films 7 лет назад

cortana says 'dont you just hate it if your sentences dont finish how you octopus'

@OhRishtopher 13 лет назад

I love Google's April Fool's jokes, they're always so awesome!

@kk294Darlene 6 лет назад

I'm seeing this way late but Michael your amazing and thank you for all the responses you've served to me, I'm a 1000 questions a hour type and you've clearly been a help God Bless you!

@T1ger8oi 10 лет назад

wait... ive been training for years for this. but all this was a joke?

@ryanminnick6730 8 лет назад

People who believe this 😂😂😂

@STaSHZILLA420 7 лет назад

i know right? He totally doesn't go through a keyboard every 8 days.

@PodxNachorrx 7 лет назад

STaSHZILLA like pfff, we all know that was not a bug

@edwardulbricht3986 7 лет назад

Podx Nachorrx wow to funny made my day

@minecraftminertime 6 лет назад

I don't think anyone believed this.

@dominiccandy7882 5 лет назад

The best joke I've ever seen!! I totally fell for it😂😂😂😂😂 You got me on this one dude!! You are seriously funny

@cat47 5 лет назад

So I just had this sudden thought that this was an April fools video, so I checked back in on it and my theory proved itself correct.

@dirtbanditsautomotivedetai6158 6 лет назад

I love the way you guys treat dry humor with serious learning. Who is Mr. Google

@valmiera9 7 лет назад

35000 words per minute?

@mstchiefa7892 6 лет назад

yea thats standard these days, my old job it was around 330 to 350 words every second

@TheDubbingLtdOrNotSamin 5 лет назад

He's the virtual rap God.....

@HazelTheHare 9 лет назад

This is one of the biggest technology companies in the world and they didn't upload it in the correct aspect ratio. But at least they have a sense of humor.

@PeterCurrie 9 лет назад

+Fantastic Furry They didn't have cameras in 2011, man.. Give 'em a break.

@klg200 8 лет назад

+Fantastic Furry But it is the correct aspect ratio.

@markusiak1 8 лет назад

+Fantastic Furry remember, they didnt create RU-vid. They are not familiar with aspect ratio is! :D

@PogieJoe 13 лет назад

"Oh, Michael...." I have a new respect for you, Google!

@imVix 13 лет назад

"I've always been good with words" The word after that was "Um"

@JayDayGamesShow 6 лет назад

Roses are red The grass is greener It sure is tough Being a Google Autocompleter

@jamieround2072 5 лет назад

I WONDER DOES HE GET PAID BY THE WORDS HE SPELL'S RIGHT OR WRONG OR THE USER CLICKS & HE GETS PAID OR SIMPLY BY THE HR., NO MATTER WHAT .....???? HOW DID HE GET THE JOB.... DID HE APPLY AT GOOGLE OR DID GOOGLE COME KNOCK ON HIS DOOR OR WHAT..................

@Sooper35 9 лет назад

"Oh michael.." LOL I died.

@theonejokeking3191 7 лет назад

Funnier than half the comedy channels, please don't make this be a one time thing! Keep making these videos pleassse

@JamesDFreeman 11 лет назад

I think that Google actually doesn't normally let people use Windows, and Chrome OS only has specific use cases, so most people there must use OSX or Linux, They use Macs very commonly.

@jonathandemetrio4924 7 лет назад

Princess Lea Metal Bikini

@cathymerritt-orr3852 8 лет назад

this is hilarious

@wordcreatement 13 лет назад

I love that he says all this whilst wearing a Scrabble shirt. How adorably appropriate.

@MDHGames 5 лет назад

I'm not even joking, my A Level business teacher showed this to us in a lesson a while back...

@chewy8465 8 лет назад

I thought that they had a computer doing all of that. not a real person.

@nukami 8 лет назад

+Matthew “Chewy” Dixon me too.

@angelaromero6932 8 лет назад

Damn it me too!!!! unbelievable

@MrWhangdoodles 8 лет назад

Joke ^^^^^^. went right over your head

@MrWhangdoodles 8 лет назад

You are very gullible.

@MrWhangdoodles 8 лет назад

You are very naive.

@harshsinha4182 8 лет назад

april fools! ha -_-

@harshsinha4182 7 лет назад

Craig William Egual yea seriously

@standlethemandle 3 года назад

"I can only get it to return a Princess Leia metal bikini." very subtle, veeeerrry subtle

@DonFetaMeta 13 лет назад

I love that he is searching for "april fools" on his screen :D

@danecobain 9 лет назад

I can type really fast and I'm also psychic. Do I get the job?

@the-daily-gamer 9 лет назад

Your 9 Mouth Late And April Fool

@the-daily-gamer 9 лет назад

Your 9 Mouth Late And April Fool

@goodolnonamee 6 лет назад

Did you get the job?

@mikulabeutl 6 лет назад

Did he?

@jessicasharkey5575 6 лет назад

?...

@Arcticwhir 9 лет назад

lol. 0:37 I seen it

@8Eighty8Eight 7 лет назад

Hilarious. From morse code Tap to Gmail Motion and Autocompletion. Better than Monty Python and SNL combined. Thanks

@dkasarpota 13 лет назад

1:04 Google's gonna fire him for that.

@MiguelExhale 11 лет назад

That's awesome that it was a real person helping me. Your the man!

@cranberry7601 7 лет назад

Took me 1:28 seconds this time. Dammit Google you're too good

@SomethingSea1 13 лет назад

@theeponym I guess that makes sense. Although, what about: -Windows 7 -getting an anti-virus -the right click?

@taylorrestall6717 7 лет назад

34000 words per minute? Did i hear that right?

@Flyborg 13 лет назад

"I know the lyrics to all the songs.. All of them." lol

@meshakvb6431 7 лет назад

I liked that he was typing 'april fools' lmao!

@MarioDragon 13 лет назад

If you search "Knees popping a lot" Google says "Did you mean: Knees popping alot" They need to hire a new spell-checker.

@theeponym 13 лет назад

@SomethingSea1 Yeah, a) macs can use any USB mouse and support right clicking among other things. Always have. b) Macs have shipped with a multi-button mouse for 6 years now ;) The current mouse isn't one button. It's multi-touch, so it knows where and how many fingers are on the surface when you click.

@JohnBense 13 лет назад

I just went to Google and typed "thank you for doing your job auto complete guy"

@jul98765 11 лет назад

when you're 12, like i am, you dont see yourself as little and also, if you're 12, then the 2 year difference is like a 6th of your whole life, whereas if your 82 its a really really small difference because you dont really change that much. its like there is a huge difference between 1 yr and 3 yr olds.

@jordanalberto5550 9 лет назад

So I just type one word and you read my mind? You must be the smartest man alive.

@Alufakwa 5 лет назад

finally, I found the guy who wrote "how I accidentally built a chest of drawers"

@TheAsawut 13 лет назад

Hello Mickel, I'm with Google over seven years. You did Good JOB!

@gabydewilde 10 лет назад

The trick is removing the feedback loop so that the suggestion becomes the actual thing the user is looking for. Accuracy can be well above 100% even without the psychic.

@ArneBjermeland 10 лет назад

If you believe this spiel you got to be pretty naïve.

@JackFifield 13 лет назад

I love how he typed in: April F (and it suggested April Fools)

@DistractionDonkey 11 лет назад

nothing gets past your eagle eyes.

@IvanSharamok 13 лет назад

Bill O'Reilly: "Oh-h-h that's how it works. Now you can explain that!"

@hairycitrus 13 лет назад

i can't believe i fell for the "we're hiring autocompleters" this morning... google is awesome :D

@TheCrazyCoasterKid 13 лет назад

This is the best joke google ever did because I belived it for a second!LOL

@k_a_y_l_e_e 13 лет назад

"sometimes we just need people who can type really fast...and who are also psychic." hahahahaha i loved this video:D hilarious

@Starcraft88888 11 лет назад

A fun game to play is to post the exact second you realized he wasn't serious.

@Torebasan 13 лет назад

Capturing a photograph of the electrons firing in your brain is easy, just place any charged couple device (CCD) camera in close proximity to your brain and take a photo, make sure you keep the lens covered. After you take the photo open it with Photoshop and apply the white noise filter to your pic, followed by the chrome filter. If your photo comes out black try thinking harder or get someone smarter to do the experiment with!

@nathanh8287 10 лет назад

Wow, this makes so much sense now!

@TheresaMorrisACIR 11 лет назад

LOVED IT! Wish I was a Younger AutoCompleter and lived in California since I am Psychic. GREAT VIDEO! TJ

@Warewolf943 13 лет назад

Dear Google, Is my talents of delivering throbbing pain and sounds of humming to others peoples minds a sign of being psychic?

@pallavagarwal07 11 лет назад

Google is the first company with a sense of humour.

@crasherball 13 лет назад

I just saw a talk by this guy the other day.... he is a designer at google he's one of the people responsible for the new google redesign

@toshley6192 11 лет назад

"aim for a broad education" That was actually clever lol

@cacavman 4 года назад

Thank you for helping us on Google and answering all your questions

@williusethis 13 лет назад

I thought he was serious for a way longer than I should have.

@alzahir 13 лет назад

My personal experience tells me that predicting "Princess Leia Metal Bikini" should cover at least half the worldwide searches on the whole Internet!

@siphillis 13 лет назад

"Anonymized, of course." Sure thing, Google.

@diepvries2000 13 лет назад

"I know all the lyrics to all the songs. All of them." hahahahahhaha Genius.

@IOAyman 9 лет назад

Oh! Remembers me the old fun days at google's offices, back when I was elder :)

@Gunslingerwashere 6 лет назад

"I can only get it to return to "princess leia metal bikini"" boi

@zandieify 13 лет назад

"...Princess Leia in a metal bikini, so, um, that's clearly a bug..." Yeah right.;)

@Aresman70 13 лет назад

love how the thing that was being typed was "April Fools"

@SamuelDinkels 11 лет назад

Walter O'Reilly (Radar) from the show and movie MASH was the original autocompleter.

@MidhunCM 7 лет назад

everytime I search now, I'll be like oh Michael

@Cdinosaur123 13 лет назад

once the neural scanner came in I knew it was a joke ... yeah i'm that slow.

@LB_ 11 лет назад

He also invented the log cabin

@TheTerraTitan 12 лет назад

Chuck Norris could auto-complete your search before you even open your browser.

@Crushdag 13 лет назад

This guy is amazing! How could he possibly guess that I am extremely terrified of chinese people?!?

@ikonmediafilms 12 лет назад

Google Perfecting the art of Trolling lol

@deathpoetress 7 лет назад

Ahhh, Google- your April Fool's Jokes never cease to have me in stitches over their abject silliness....lololol😂😂😂...*too bad, really...I'm an out of work Writer/Physic/Excellent Vocabulary & Spelling- (I'm not typing 80,000 wpm though! gotta draw the line SOMEWHERE😲lol)...*sigh*....onwards with the job search, then😳...oh-well.

@jul98765 11 лет назад

when i was little, i saw this video and thought it was true, so i searched up stuff like "hi, how are you, autocompleter?"

@andrewnewest 11 лет назад

He is cunning. There are a hundreds spellcheckers like this guy on Google.

@saturdary 12 лет назад

Me: "Hi Google" *Google responds* "Hi Bob (or your name w/e)" Me: "Google, you psychic?!" Google: ... Me: *the sound of me moving away from the computer*

@Randomlad12 13 лет назад

someone remind me never to play scrabble with this guy.

@logan_parker 11 лет назад

"Ohhh, Michael."

@DaveScottAggie 6 лет назад

It definitely feels like Google is psychic, sometimes.

@MrJoeGecko 13 лет назад

I can't believe Google missed the architectural opportunity to leverage the GMail Motion technology framework to eliminate the keyboard restriction from the autocompleter! C'mon guys! Jeez!

@wupme 12 лет назад

he's note a spellchecker anymore.

@SaurabhPatil1 13 лет назад

This was google's April fools prank for 11 years olds.

@SpotsLinesAndDots 13 лет назад

i love how he is searching april fools

@natsareth 12 лет назад

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

@hartlestud 11 лет назад

don't drop out then when you're in 10th grade, after you fail that geometry test

@EcoPaintInc 13 лет назад

This on my FACEBOOK PG. driving all my friends away, titling "GOOGLE HIRING 1 MILLION AMERICANS IN NEXT MONTH" :sneaky :

@TheTerraTitan 12 лет назад

Well played my good man, well played.

@OneMyracle 12 лет назад

And all this time I thought it was a bot behind those suggestions. Thirty four thousand words per minute? Lyrics to all songs? Whooaaa... Oh Michael......