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@thecursed01
@thecursed01 6 месяцев назад
"20 different languages, not one subjugating all others. that must be an extremely peaceful and cooperative species" "hahaha...no"
@Amoth_oth_ras_shash
@Amoth_oth_ras_shash 6 месяцев назад
hey now , personally i'd raise a toast to that laugh if it be for the ''bce1000 ish-ce2000+'' in regards to religion.. but before that supprising fragments of empathic logic and values , just take the persian anti slavery empire stand or the development of the golden rule co-existing with 'competitive diplomacy' one might say ;)
@ireallyreallyhategoogle
@ireallyreallyhategoogle 5 месяцев назад
Not peaceful, but accepting and welcoming.
@scotthinger6397
@scotthinger6397 25 дней назад
Sure they are.
@mollymcallister1671
@mollymcallister1671 6 месяцев назад
The choice of a hammer rather than a sword or even an axe is very telling. "We are prepared for war, but also, the rebuilding after."
@adrianjimenez4994
@adrianjimenez4994 6 месяцев назад
It is more like they are the warhammer.
@the_Kurgan
@the_Kurgan 5 месяцев назад
A hammer is more effective against an armored opponent.
@_aWiseMan
@_aWiseMan 4 месяца назад
It also shows a bit of their doctrine, they fight against oppressors while shielding the weak, the shield is obvious, the hammer is meant to bash and brutalize any oppressors in front it's not made to cut down the un armored like a sword, or to go through the gaps like a spear, no its purely to break though the armor to turn it into a tomb
@the_Kurgan
@the_Kurgan 4 месяца назад
@@_aWiseMan Maybe that, or because it's similar to the hammer and sickle image.
@norsehawk
@norsehawk 4 месяца назад
Hammers don't require finesse, you don't wield them like a sword, you don't do fancy moves, you just hit the problem as hard as possible. who needs fancy shields hwen you have armor, and enough primitive cannons to overwhelm the highest tech shields with just pure brute force. If that fails, the even bigger blunter weapon comes out, the nuke. Why use finesse to go from one place to another? just mash the 2 places together, rip a hole and go through. Why mine for materials? just take the entire planet rip it to shreds and throw enough raw power at it to do whatever you want with what's left. They casually mention they have Dyson spheres, take the most dangerous thing in a planetary system, cage it, and make the star submit to your will. Tey told the alien don't even try to make us bend to your will, it will not happen. one of our small non combat ships defeated 10 of your best, don't make us get out the big hammers, you won't like what happens. Humans are the children and inheretors of the greatest power/threat the galaxy has known. most alien species have an instinctive genetic fear of them, and it can be seen in the children, the technology they use.
@jofknoll
@jofknoll 6 месяцев назад
the mention of the hierarchy had me thinking maybe a jenkinsverse story then the inquisition is mentioned.....nobody expects the Spanish inquisition lol
@thecursed01
@thecursed01 6 месяцев назад
why is my comment gone? anyway, trying to repaost and as is tradition to replay to the inquisition part: the spanish inqusition gave 30 days notice. so kinda everyone expected them :) look for "quite interesting spanish inquisition" for a funny short video about it
@MorganMcIntire
@MorganMcIntire 6 месяцев назад
true no one expects the spanish inquisition
@thecursed01
@thecursed01 6 месяцев назад
@@MorganMcIntire the Spanish inquisition gave 30 days notice :)
@rumandroses2538
@rumandroses2538 6 месяцев назад
Nobody expects BRICK!
@leopavlov7165
@leopavlov7165 6 месяцев назад
FOR THE EMPEROR!!! DIE, YOU FILTHY XENOS!!!! Khm-khm, where was I?
@dumbname1961
@dumbname1961 6 месяцев назад
So this Communist utopia known as the Imperium of man has Space marines, The Inquisition, Machine spirits, Cat girls and Anime. That lone promethean Engineer must've been a hell of a neckbeard.
@Sanquinity
@Sanquinity 6 месяцев назад
Not communist...post scarcity. Communist would imply that resources are supposedly divided equally. Post scarcity is when dividing of resources is no longer needed as everyone can be provided with everything they "need".
@dumbname1961
@dumbname1961 6 месяцев назад
@@Sanquinity well thats even worse, hope they wont create their version of Slaneesh 😂
@derpionderpson1424
@derpionderpson1424 6 месяцев назад
@@Sanquinity It is communist. It shouldn't be, because there is no reason to be dividing things in a post scarcity society, but the description of second class citizens who are not allowed to own things, have to live in communal housing and eat low quality food, is exactly what communism's dividing of resources result in. So they are post scarcity communists... as stupid as that is.
@caelestigladii
@caelestigladii 6 месяцев назад
@@SanquinityAka the “perfect” version of communism.
@chipman1589
@chipman1589 6 месяцев назад
@@dumbname1961 this bullshit has eldar influence written all over it
@ShadeThe777
@ShadeThe777 6 месяцев назад
When you broadcast an sos signal and a Salamander's scout ship shows up
@month32
@month32 6 месяцев назад
Much hugging was required to subjugate the new friends.
@alfredsutton4412
@alfredsutton4412 6 месяцев назад
A really intelligent protagonist: "I am retiring." 😂😂😂 Loved it. Great story, well read.
@DeHerg
@DeHerg 6 месяцев назад
So I'm getting (in order) 40K Star Trek Starship Troopers 40K again Ancient aliens/Prometheus("alien franchise")
@tracerau7424
@tracerau7424 6 месяцев назад
My thoughts almost exactly.
@dumbname1961
@dumbname1961 6 месяцев назад
@@tracerau7424 they also have cat girls thanks to peta and elon musk
@zambekiller
@zambekiller 6 месяцев назад
Hans get the shovels
@Raj-gr6dy
@Raj-gr6dy 6 месяцев назад
I saw reference to the SlipSpace drive (Halo), although they made it into a bootstrap Alcubierre.
@taetannim3581
@taetannim3581 6 месяцев назад
Maybe a young writer, I'm thinking. Solved for communism with magically incorruptible Inqisitors, after all. And our message is, "We come in peace because we're basically gods, m'kay? No, really, we'll fuck you up." It's sort of an overall neat amalgamation of the last, what, 80 years of sci-fi? I like it, lol.
@NumeriSuntDeus
@NumeriSuntDeus 6 месяцев назад
Imperium and inquisition - Warhammer 40k Slipstream - Halo Matter converter - Star Trek Prometheans - Alien & Predator verse It's a chimera of sci-fi series😂.
@drewgilbertson
@drewgilbertson 6 месяцев назад
Dire Machines? Humans interbreeding with anthropomorphic cars and planes? Ha! Look up the artist Ratbat. Someone is cribbing notes.
@adinarapratama5607
@adinarapratama5607 6 месяцев назад
Average r34 posts be like
@Bob-db7ex
@Bob-db7ex 6 месяцев назад
Creepy clown starts singing the song Welcome to the internet
@Slavicplayer251
@Slavicplayer251 6 месяцев назад
heresy
@adinarapratama5607
@adinarapratama5607 6 месяцев назад
Just checked the artist. I really don't know what to say now
@acynder1
@acynder1 4 месяца назад
@@adinarapratama5607Honestly, this is the internet, you should have know better
@Talon1124
@Talon1124 6 месяцев назад
Do not antagonize Happy Friend Civilisation Humanity. If you do antagonize Happy Friend Civilisation Humanity, proceed to praying to your divinity of choice. It will not help you but we do not make habit of withholding comfort from the damned.
@thecursed01
@thecursed01 6 месяцев назад
after finishing thta video...NOT a happy friend humanity civilisation. more like complete authoritarian/theorcatic conformity. reminds me of "we are a religion of peace"
@Talon1124
@Talon1124 6 месяцев назад
@@thecursed01 Note I put Happy Friend Civilisation in capitalized Proper Nouns. Like Friend Computer.
@thecursed01
@thecursed01 6 месяцев назад
i have no idea what that means. i am also a proponent of: we don't pluck geese for their feathers, dip them in ash water and paint letters on pergament anymore. so let's ditch capital letters altogether :)@@Talon1124
@taetannim3581
@taetannim3581 6 месяцев назад
We come in peace, but don't forget our fore-bearers of our even better civilization scarred the souls of every people in existence. Vote Human. 🤣🤣🤣
@KertaDrake
@KertaDrake 6 месяцев назад
This feels like one of the ones where the aliens will just stare in absolute confusion, then back away into a nebula like Homer into the bushes...
@commandertrigger218
@commandertrigger218 6 месяцев назад
I can't see it know the alien diplomat busts into their boss's office and saying THEY HAVE NUCLEAR WEAPONS
@matthewshiers9038
@matthewshiers9038 6 месяцев назад
The scariest part of all this is how even the human acknowledged how lucky they are to have survived the effects of the nanotech released from the asteroid. I dread to think how many other planets weren't so lucky. And where it came from. I don't think it was explicitly stated that the alien that uplifted humanity was part of the same race that made those nanomachines. There could still be many more contaminated asteroids out there. Waiting.
@AlexMaurin-qx2xb
@AlexMaurin-qx2xb 6 месяцев назад
*Jaws theme*
@stephenstonge7968
@stephenstonge7968 6 месяцев назад
This story sounds like what would happen if Elon grew up to lead China. Sentient robots, catgirls and any other kind of anthro, and a weird hybrid of space communism and Starship Troopers. 😂
@alganhar1
@alganhar1 6 месяцев назад
Ever actually read the book Starship Troopers? Rather than just watched the film? In the book Starship Troopers for example *everyone* could vote, all Citizens had the vote. One could NOT however stand for office unless one had served. In the book everyone had the right to seek service, and a place had to be found for that individual to be able to serve. This did not have to be military service, indeed if one was physically unfit for the military one could not join as the Federation military was VERY picky. No matter how they served though it always involved risk. The Government in the Starship Trooper Universe, at least in the Book (which given Heinlein wrote it in the 60's I for one consider the book Canon over the trash that are the films) is a kind of Egalitarian Democracy with universal Suffrage but without Universal right to stand for office. Essentially the entire society was trashed by a Director and Screenwriter who never actually READ THE FUCKING BOOK.....
@debra-qq1np
@debra-qq1np 6 месяцев назад
Money isn't for motivation. Its for efficient prioritization of non- infinite resources in a complex evolved non-biological ecology.
@nocount7517
@nocount7517 6 месяцев назад
Precisely. And a meritocracy where ideas and innovations live and die by their quality and the demand for them is far superior to... whatever this is.
@taetannim3581
@taetannim3581 6 месяцев назад
​@@nocount7517This is space communism with magically incorruptible Inqisitors, lol.
@jameson1239
@jameson1239 6 месяцев назад
@@taetannim3581communism atleast by the book shouldn’t have a caste system this is some weird fusion of feudalism and democratic elections although I wouldn’t be surprised if only citizens or higher were allowed to vote
@ireallyreallyhategoogle
@ireallyreallyhategoogle 5 месяцев назад
Wrong, money is for control. Money replaced the slaver's whip.
@debra-qq1np
@debra-qq1np 5 месяцев назад
@jameson1239 You haven't talked to immigrants from communist countries. IRL, communism is feudalism reborn. In 1952 a series of public lectures on communism was held in San Francisco. The book Marxism Unmasked by Ludwig Von Mises is transcribed from these 9 lectures. The author is among those who left Germany before WW II. He became a significant figure in economic theory. Some of his contemporary rivals (supporters of competing ideas) found his work valuable. If you have an interest in economics Lessons for the Young Economist By Robert P Murphy is a good introduction for the novice. If you are already familiar with the topic, I highly recommend Von Mises writings.
@chinoto1
@chinoto1 5 месяцев назад
7:30 "Fangs", seriously? Our canines are a joke even among other primates, which are largely frugivores.
@joedaiskiwagas6780
@joedaiskiwagas6780 2 месяца назад
It could have also been mutated by the nano outbreak
@zifodya
@zifodya 6 месяцев назад
This needs a continuation, it's brilliant
@Engie50Limerick
@Engie50Limerick 4 месяца назад
netnarrator...."humanity" is part 3 and last part 1..1st contact part 2..this chapter part 3..humanity all done in about the same time enjoy
@ArkaneOmega
@ArkaneOmega 6 месяцев назад
Reminds me of Fred Perry and his human on autobot comics. 🎉
@marxel4444
@marxel4444 6 месяцев назад
A fellow Fred Perry fan :D
@joemono4727
@joemono4727 5 месяцев назад
This sounds like a peaceful version of the imperium of man from 40k
@firedirewolf
@firedirewolf 4 месяца назад
A little ratbat, a little furry, a little Warhammer and a little murder... Utopia yes? Don't mind the nukes, the blue glow just means lunch will soon be ready 😊
@Moth94
@Moth94 6 месяцев назад
It sounds like this version of the imperium is a dystopian utopia
@Sanquinity
@Sanquinity 6 месяцев назад
More like a utopian dictatorship I'd say. The reason that dictatorships don't work is because having that much power never fails to corrupt. But if you can truly create law enforcement that can't be corrupted that kinda fixes the issue. :P
@hraharahra
@hraharahra 6 месяцев назад
Space communist. Written by a fury communist. How apt!
@noppornwongrassamee8941
@noppornwongrassamee8941 6 месяцев назад
It's rather telling that even the author admits that communism can only work when you have an incorruptible (so far) police force provided by an outside power that can prevent humanity from straying from the One True Path to the point where certain laws can't be passed and certain ideas aren't allowed.
@hraharahra
@hraharahra 6 месяцев назад
@@noppornwongrassamee8941It can't work even then. This shit is completely detached from reality. Btw there is no noticeable difference between corruptable human enforcement and uncorruptable alien one, apart from hipothetical possibility, the alien one being much less flexible. Unless you 100% agree with the powers to be, always, for everything and anyone, and you don't stumble in any way on the path of the authority, than you are going to have extremely bad time. Judging that even devoted true ideological communists managed to get in (often fatal) trouble (mostly for being actual ideologist) in every historic example, I fail to see how that is even plauseble.
@huntergman8338
@huntergman8338 6 месяцев назад
Of course. Then again, it is Reddit. So not surprising.
@jds1275
@jds1275 6 месяцев назад
@@noppornwongrassamee8941 Imagine how many died to be forced into the "correct" way of thinking, and how many more had to die to keep it going.
@nocount7517
@nocount7517 6 месяцев назад
@@noppornwongrassamee8941 There's also the fact that having a single person in power that typically has others executed for disagreeing with them tends to have your country run by a narcissistic idiot who is surrounded by Yes Men.
@RockyX123
@RockyX123 6 месяцев назад
We havent had a long standalone one in a while
@Y_Llew_Tew
@Y_Llew_Tew 6 месяцев назад
Not a standalone - there was a prequel to this last week.
@Engie50Limerick
@Engie50Limerick 4 месяца назад
netnarrator...."humanity" is part 3 and last part 1..1st contact part 2..this chapter part 3..humanity all done in about the same time enjoy
@hunnyfung5165
@hunnyfung5165 6 месяцев назад
Why can’t we just get a dystopian empire of humanity for once
@Semi-loyal_Guardsman
@Semi-loyal_Guardsman 6 месяцев назад
Furries, communism, what sounds like one world order. Oh im sure this is dystopian as fuck.
@jameson1239
@jameson1239 6 месяцев назад
This is dystopian
@hunnyfung5165
@hunnyfung5165 6 месяцев назад
It ain’t dystopian enough
@a-blivvy-yus
@a-blivvy-yus 6 месяцев назад
To be fair, dystopian empires of humanity go against the grain of what the HFY genre is about. There are plenty of them in other sci-fi though?
@hunnyfung5165
@hunnyfung5165 6 месяцев назад
It’s just that I want more of it I already know every little detail about those I need new stuff
@Not_the_FTA
@Not_the_FTA 6 месяцев назад
So peta make furry? 17:10
@Sanquinity
@Sanquinity 6 месяцев назад
Yes peta make furry. :P
@Not_the_FTA
@Not_the_FTA 6 месяцев назад
@@Sanquinity ok I thought I heard it right :3
@taetannim3581
@taetannim3581 6 месяцев назад
And humanity rolled with it, but still has "farm animals". Lol, starting to think it could be AI generated, I'm laughing to tears in the comments.
@Jszar
@Jszar 2 месяца назад
@@taetannim3581PETA should have thought twice before imparting the traits of obligate carnivores.
@aaronfine734
@aaronfine734 6 месяцев назад
Damn this is a long one
@PapaMando
@PapaMando 6 месяцев назад
I, for one, welcome it.
@BobofWOGGLE
@BobofWOGGLE 6 месяцев назад
would that I could say "that's what she said" here but I'm listening to reddit sci-fi stories on youtube, there is no she, she wouldn'tve said that
@aaronfine734
@aaronfine734 6 месяцев назад
@@PapaMando i never said I dont like it
@Engie50Limerick
@Engie50Limerick 4 месяца назад
netnarrator...."humanity" is part 3 and last part 1..1st contact part 2..this chapter part 3..humanity all done in about the same time enjoy
@davidtherwhanger6795
@davidtherwhanger6795 6 месяцев назад
The math just ain't adding up. It was said "Grain to feed our farm animals, raw materials to build housing and roads. It’s fantastic for recycling.” Then was said "the efficiency was massively reduced to the point we have to use half a dyson sphere just to make a few thousand kilograms of matter...doesn’t matter what kind of material we make, but it requires an obscene amount of power.” So it takes a large percentage of a star's total output to make just a few tons of something. We currently produce around 60 metric tons, 60,000 kg, of trash with only 8 billion people every second. The efficiency wasn't reduced. It was destroyed. This is an overall drain on resources, not an aid. Using that power to mine the star itself for minerals would be a much more efficient use of that energy by several orders of magnitude.
@fancypantsmanface2445
@fancypantsmanface2445 6 месяцев назад
Pretty sure that was creation rather than conversion.
@nocount7517
@nocount7517 6 месяцев назад
Beginning to think the author is a Tanky who has no flippin' idea what he's talking about. Not to mention, the economic model he's going for just doesn't work.
@davidtherwhanger6795
@davidtherwhanger6795 6 месяцев назад
@@fancypantsmanface2445 What I am talking about is the amount of energy the author is using to create an amount of matter. In this case some where around half of a star's total output caught by a Dyson Sphere (for comparison our Sun puts out something like 10 to the 23 power joules per day) to create a few metric tons of material in a day. For a tiny fraction of that energy expenditure you could harvest materials out of that star by the tens of thousands of metric tons per day. So the author has made the process so inefficient that it is actually useless. And the author did say you had to have something to convert to something else. That's why they said it was great for recycling. It wasn't creating something out of nothing. But it would even be more efficient to just dump the trash into the star and let the star vaporize it into it's various materials and then harvest that. Way more efficient in time, energy, and volume than what the author described with their matter conversion.
@Sanquinity
@Sanquinity 6 месяцев назад
@@nocount7517 It's basically the same economic model as Star Trek though...
@mannydavis7708
@mannydavis7708 6 месяцев назад
@@Sanquinity Or The Culture. Although they are much more efficient at matter conversion.
@WintersTheSixth
@WintersTheSixth 6 месяцев назад
Ah yes Starhammer 2k There's so much shit in here
@bearc.5709
@bearc.5709 6 месяцев назад
As soon as I heard "sentient cars," I thought, they rise up, kill us off, and then Lightning McQueen sees our ancient ruins while chasing some tailpipe😂😂😂
@toraxmalu
@toraxmalu 6 месяцев назад
wow - nice and intensive story. thanks for reading it out!
@dj82020
@dj82020 6 месяцев назад
So the The Imperium and the Tau had a love child
@nocount7517
@nocount7517 6 месяцев назад
They're still using fission?
@beingsneaky
@beingsneaky 6 месяцев назад
Ikr?? No cold fusion. No thorium reactors. No black hole generators.
@AlexMaurin-qx2xb
@AlexMaurin-qx2xb 6 месяцев назад
No quark plasma fusion, no black hole energy storage. They run on Reddit neckbeard memes instead.
@kuraishinobi
@kuraishinobi 6 месяцев назад
Part 1 - First Contact: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Y4oPqwfu51c.html Part 2 - Revelations: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-K6xjhamYzjE.html Part 3 - Humanity: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-EEGXfqa36mo.html
@mhail7673
@mhail7673 6 месяцев назад
Benevolent Space fascist...great.
@taetannim3581
@taetannim3581 6 месяцев назад
Vote Human! Lol
@wolfoffenris9951
@wolfoffenris9951 6 месяцев назад
Maby a hard headplate?...nah just a thick skull😂
@Not_the_FTA
@Not_the_FTA 6 месяцев назад
Ok who duck the robot
@dumbname1961
@dumbname1961 6 месяцев назад
Their commie society is filled normal humans, space marines, machine spirits alongs sides cat girls and anime policed by the inquisition.... so the answer to ur question is probably the tech priests
@beingsneaky
@beingsneaky 6 месяцев назад
No, the original conversion. Converted from energy to matter. That took a lot of power. What they have now is matter to matter conversion, which takes less power.
@norsehawk
@norsehawk 4 месяца назад
they still just rip apart whole planets for resources tho.
@McSenkel
@McSenkel 6 месяцев назад
Hah! Love the mention of Peta.
@TheSolidSnakeOil
@TheSolidSnakeOil 6 месяцев назад
Someone really should do something about PETA.
@leyrua
@leyrua 4 месяца назад
I love the early hints where there is some primal part of him that is terrified of her and he doesn't understand WHY. Lol, I guess this means that we were technically made in the image of our Goddess. I imagine Christianity would have a collective aneurysm with that particular revelation. 😂
@douglascunningham6319
@douglascunningham6319 6 месяцев назад
Size of the Executive class star dreadnought. A Super Class Star Destroyer of the Star Wars saga. 15,000 meters is 9.3 miles in length.
@EeBee51
@EeBee51 6 месяцев назад
I've always wondered why Reddit writer's ships are so monstrous in size... It's like there's some sort of d*ck flashing contest going on.... 😄
@alganhar1
@alganhar1 6 месяцев назад
I mean its a bit big, but if you think about it size does actually make sense for a deep space exploration Vessel. You need a lot of specialists aboard, as well as sailing crew, and of course the crew to support those. Given very long voyage times, possibly years, you want to keep those crew healthy and sane, which means large crew quarters for on board ship, as well as recreational facilities such as say a gym, library, social eating areas and so on. Then you need all the supplies for those people, as well as spares and the engineering crew and maybe parasite ships to be able to maintain a deep space exploration vessel for years without touching Port. And finally you are putting a whole bunch of really valuable, highly trained people, as well as a bunch of really high tech scientific and sensor equipment into a single ship so it makes sense to protect it. After all in our own history unarmed Exploration ships are very recent, within the last 150 or so years (and not even always then). Historically most exploration ships were armed, in fact many were Warships, if small Warships....
@Raintamp
@Raintamp 4 месяца назад
What a weird way the conversation ended. She just became so hostile for no reason. Especially weird because for all the history she spoke about all but the last's alien interaction had been very positive.
@xXevilsmilesXx
@xXevilsmilesXx 6 месяцев назад
Space Commies!
@TJCID22
@TJCID22 6 месяцев назад
Ugh, space commies. 😮‍💨
@huntergman8338
@huntergman8338 6 месяцев назад
"I am escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by Capitalism. Space!"
@mikek6298
@mikek6298 6 месяцев назад
Not the good kind
@TJCID22
@TJCID22 6 месяцев назад
@@huntergman8338 Why bother going that far? There are places right here on earth that haven't been "corrupted" by Capitalism. Just escape to North Korea instead and have your communist Utopia there.
@noahkleugh9323
@noahkleugh9323 6 месяцев назад
I love it! But wait! and but wait! and but wait!
@gw2macken757
@gw2macken757 6 месяцев назад
Good one. Kept me reading along with you the whole time. And I didn't increase play speed at all. I usually run it at 1.25 or 1.50 on all HFY or Humans are Space Orc's stories from you and other reader's. Thanks for this one.
@taetannim3581
@taetannim3581 6 месяцев назад
You do know these are all written down and you can just go read them at your own speed, right?
@tomcrowe9470
@tomcrowe9470 6 месяцев назад
Amazing. Really loved this one.
@taetannim3581
@taetannim3581 6 месяцев назад
Sorry, sorry, just literally a 1:13 seconds into the video and thinking: Alien: looking at the weapons on the "exploratory" vessel. Humanity, sheepishly: that's . . .just how we roll? But we come in peace, swear! 😅
@Rokr83
@Rokr83 6 месяцев назад
sooo, is this a series ? i mean its already the second part and doesn't sound like its finished
@Y_Llew_Tew
@Y_Llew_Tew 6 месяцев назад
I hope so.
@Engie50Limerick
@Engie50Limerick 4 месяца назад
netnarrator...."humanity" is part 3 and last part 1..1st contact part 2..this chapter part 3..humanity all done in about the same time enjoy
@robertbemis9800
@robertbemis9800 4 месяца назад
I would think the fear response was an unintended or opposite of the designed reaction
@MichaelLewis-fx8eq
@MichaelLewis-fx8eq 6 месяцев назад
This seems to be a sequel to "First Contact" right?
@Engie50Limerick
@Engie50Limerick 4 месяца назад
ya, final epi..humanity
@infertilepiggy5667
@infertilepiggy5667 4 месяца назад
Ayooo someone got down and dirty with an exhaust pipe
@taetannim3581
@taetannim3581 6 месяцев назад
Maybe a young writer, I'm thinking. Solved for communism with magically incorruptible Inqisitors, after all. And our message is, "We come in peace because we're basically gods, m'kay? No, really, we'll fuck you up." It's sort of an overall neat amalgamation of the last 80 years of sci-fi, lol, I like it.
@DanJones-np8xb
@DanJones-np8xb 6 месяцев назад
JAZZ!? welp... No intelligent life here folks. Carry on.
@davidvincent5701
@davidvincent5701 6 месяцев назад
So this is apart of Second Chance episode.
@iliadnetfear2586
@iliadnetfear2586 3 месяца назад
So the Imperium is just the Wet Dreams of space silicone valley?
@catsthebest1237
@catsthebest1237 5 месяцев назад
Lol they made living fursonas
@treyriver5676
@treyriver5676 6 месяцев назад
A touch is USMC the Emperium of man with Tau. An impossible society as well. Post scarcity to boot
@coltondodger
@coltondodger 6 месяцев назад
Ah, how cute. A Currencyless society. SO cute for them to think that without money people won't be greedy. It's kind of sweet,
@AlexMaurin-qx2xb
@AlexMaurin-qx2xb 6 месяцев назад
Reddit gold
@coltondodger
@coltondodger 6 месяцев назад
@@AlexMaurin-qx2xb i think i might be wooshing myself here, but im not sure i understand
@Jet-ij9zc
@Jet-ij9zc 6 месяцев назад
Or that the overwhelming majority of jobs would still be done. As per usual, tankies just thinks food magically appears in grocery stores
@chichi90504
@chichi90504 5 месяцев назад
I could swear I listened to a story a few weeks ago that would have been a perfect ch1 to this story being ch2
@Engie50Limerick
@Engie50Limerick 4 месяца назад
netnarrator...."humanity" is part 3 and last part 1..1st contact part 2..this chapter part 3..humanity all done in about the same time enjoy
@RealBelisariusCawl
@RealBelisariusCawl Месяц назад
Lord, this one is kind of painful.
@namepending9241
@namepending9241 6 месяцев назад
this was a dissapointing followup
@nocount7517
@nocount7517 6 месяцев назад
I barely made it halfway through.
@josephkasmarcik2895
@josephkasmarcik2895 6 месяцев назад
I agree.
@thetoasterisonfire2080
@thetoasterisonfire2080 5 месяцев назад
Oh no, they're communists
@leopavlov7165
@leopavlov7165 6 месяцев назад
Are these Prometheans like the ones from tha last "Alien" movies? If I remember correctly thise too were called Prometheabs, seeded life, were tall pale beings with black eyes.
@pheonixblue01
@pheonixblue01 5 месяцев назад
I really wish there was a part two.
@Engie50Limerick
@Engie50Limerick 4 месяца назад
netnarrator...."humanity" is part 3 and last part 1..1st contact part 2..this chapter part 3..humanity all done in about the same time enjoy
@anathardayaldar
@anathardayaldar 6 месяцев назад
43 minutes! lol. I was wondering why it kept going.
@norsehawk
@norsehawk 4 месяца назад
Hammers don't require finesse, you don't wield them like a sword, you don't do fancy moves, you just hit the problem as hard as possible. who needs fancy shields when you have armor, and enough primitive cannons to overwhelm the highest tech shields with just pure brute force. If that fails, the even bigger blunter weapon comes out, the nuke. Why use finesse to go from one place to another? just mash the 2 places together, rip a hole and go through. Why mine for materials? just take the entire planet rip it to shreds and throw enough raw power at it to do whatever you want with what's left. They casually mention they have Dyson spheres, take the most dangerous thing in a planetary system, cage it, and make the star submit to your will. Tey told the alien don't even try to make us bend to your will, it will not happen. one of our small non combat ships defeated 10 of your best, don't make us get out the big hammers, you won't like what happens. Humans are the children and inheritors of the greatest power/threat the galaxy has known. most alien species have an instinctive genetic fear of them, and it can be seen in the children, the technology they use.
@fredmaxwell9619
@fredmaxwell9619 Месяц назад
I....I am retiring. lol
@randompersonnobodyknowsroa7116
@randompersonnobodyknowsroa7116 6 месяцев назад
I see...
@klappstock943
@klappstock943 6 месяцев назад
For the Algorithm the story and the voice 🎉
@damienmccuinn1956
@damienmccuinn1956 6 месяцев назад
I believe that rhe economic system would be more realistic if they explained how the Imperium did have money, but phased it out as they gained more and more resources till they could fully implement the current system and become post scarcity.
@EeBee51
@EeBee51 6 месяцев назад
My political comment on this story.... Can anyone name a single country on this planet that wouldn't benefit from a visit by the Inquisitors
@DubiousFIN
@DubiousFIN 6 месяцев назад
So do these Diremachines have anything to do with ratbat?
@JohnTheRaeder-xf5sh
@JohnTheRaeder-xf5sh 2 месяца назад
Wait this is like the one this is connected
@caelestigladii
@caelestigladii 6 месяцев назад
The “no need for currency” is quite laughable, to be honest. Someone has to put on your safety harness properly on bungee jumps.
@wolkaiserdrake9946
@wolkaiserdrake9946 5 месяцев назад
DIRE MACHINES!!!
@wardenarcvoiddragonofdeath2735
@wardenarcvoiddragonofdeath2735 6 месяцев назад
This virus..i feel like i saw/hear something like on a certain website...
@Slavicplayer251
@Slavicplayer251 6 месяцев назад
This is just heresy
@craigwatkins3569
@craigwatkins3569 6 месяцев назад
Noice! We got a sequel.
@talyn3932
@talyn3932 6 месяцев назад
This one needs a followup. :)
@Engie50Limerick
@Engie50Limerick 4 месяца назад
netnarrator...."humanity" is part 3 and last part 1..1st contact part 2..this chapter part 3..humanity all done in about the same time enjoy
@DoctorJ48
@DoctorJ48 6 месяцев назад
Wait. Is this a sequal to another story?
@portermcintire6710
@portermcintire6710 5 месяцев назад
In the Christian it is said people were made in god's own image Promythians are the progenitors of man kind
@gregwunderlich4253
@gregwunderlich4253 6 месяцев назад
I hope that there is more to this.
@Engie50Limerick
@Engie50Limerick 4 месяца назад
netnarrator...."humanity" is part 3 and last part 1..1st contact part 2..this chapter part 3..humanity all done in about the same time enjoy
@kallinfluaitt3983
@kallinfluaitt3983 5 месяцев назад
New hope there's more or less
@ryansauchuk7290
@ryansauchuk7290 6 месяцев назад
IRON WITHIN IRON WITHOUT
@stephenanderson7686
@stephenanderson7686 5 месяцев назад
Always cat people in these stories.
@bradwolf07
@bradwolf07 6 месяцев назад
Humans that don't use money? Yeah, a humanity without currency is too far fetched for me Otherwise, great story
@alganhar1
@alganhar1 6 месяцев назад
I suggest you go look up the history of commerce then. Currency, of any kind is actually very recent. For most of our history we have run a barter economy, not one based on currency, which has only been around for a few thousand years. So unlike you, I do not find it far fetched at all, after all money is only a MEASURE of wealth, that measure depends on the society. In ancient Cattle Herding cultures for example wealth was not measured in coin, but in the number of cattle you owned....
@bradwolf07
@bradwolf07 6 месяцев назад
@@alganhar1 Did I hurt your feelings with my comment? That wasn't my intention. Barter system, you say. An exchange of goods or services for another. So the money is not a form we typically think of today as MONEY, but there you go. So humans concept of money (or currency id you prefer) has evolved over time, but we have had SOME concept of it. Sounds like you need to take a step back and reconsider things. For one, that you MAY HAVE misunderstood my comment. And for another, I left a comment with my opinion. That opinion has nothing to do with you, random Internet stranger.. The universe doesn't revolve around me and it certainly doesn't revolve around you.
@lotematu2812
@lotematu2812 5 месяцев назад
for the emporor?
@walterf1205
@walterf1205 6 месяцев назад
Yes, I'm thumbs up # 1,000. Wooohooo!
@riverdunlap5826
@riverdunlap5826 5 месяцев назад
Great, space communists.
@gabrieljohn7059
@gabrieljohn7059 6 месяцев назад
Ooh a long one
@regiliok
@regiliok 6 месяцев назад
grerat story but somebody needs to fix the grammer that is it
@kevinharmon3697
@kevinharmon3697 2 месяца назад
Ah, yes the Communist utopia. Just as much fantasy as this story
@privateperson5054
@privateperson5054 2 месяца назад
You have to spell communism without f o o d
@Joshkie2
@Joshkie2 5 месяцев назад
24:58 WTF….
@thomasschulz2167
@thomasschulz2167 6 месяцев назад
Ok, I know I've heard/seen this before on deviantart. This is getting ripped from another artist.
@Wesley-1776
@Wesley-1776 6 месяцев назад
This just felt gross to listen to.
@JRRodriguez-nu7po
@JRRodriguez-nu7po 4 месяца назад
Interesting, something like this will indeed be the next phase of human civilization. My wife, children and I have already been chosen to be Inquisitors in the coming Imperium of Man. We don't know yet if we will first die or be remade alive, but being immortal our fate is sealed.
@jefftitterington7600
@jefftitterington7600 25 дней назад
Uppity? Oh. Not a good word for the writer to be using in such a casual way. It's got a lot of baggage with the "inferior" race "not knowing its place." Not a slap against the narration, btw.
@destinydragon8312
@destinydragon8312 6 месяцев назад
Eeeeeee my favorite civilization!!! I want this to happen plzplzplzplzplzplzplzplzpzlzplzplzplz
@murdoc4312
@murdoc4312 17 дней назад
I always get derailed by Utopia society where the useless and worthless flip a 180° when they no longer have to do anything.
@beingsneaky
@beingsneaky 6 месяцев назад
Ah, there are commie comments i been looking for. I can't believe Americans still suffer from the "Red Scare" of the 50 - 70s.
@Stwatic
@Stwatic 6 месяцев назад
I Can't believe there are still people who suffer from the delusions of thinking any sort of socialism is anywhere close to a good idea.
@Jet-ij9zc
@Jet-ij9zc 6 месяцев назад
Name a single communist country that ended well
@TheMonk72
@TheMonk72 6 месяцев назад
Nothing to do with the Red Scare, communism is just that terrible. I know, it kinda sounds good, but it's utterly incompatible with the reality of human nature. That's why communists and socialists keep claiming that it's never been properly implemented.
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