Best of the Worst: LA Wars, Unmasking the Idol, and Robowoman 

That bit of audio was an excellent find.

I remember that audio from when Order of the Black Eagle came out. Its a gem.

I'm so glad! That's been haunting me since their Order of the Eagle video.

love how they filmed a horrible accident, then added a crunch sound

@@thetom5828 If you've got the footage, you might as well use it.

I laughed my ass off at "If this works out we'll let you have a raccoon."

starts at 54:58

I think they missed the golden opportunity to combine Thanos’s line about “should’ve gone for the head” was all due to the fact that a stuntman got his head run over in the Duncan Jax cinematic Universe....

I don't think I've laughed that hard at a segment since the 'Elves' segment when Jesse was still around. So funny.

Mediocre at best.

You keep your head on straight or we'll put you in the mercury division, with those crazy bastards.

There’s frequent turnover in the Uranium division.

"do you wanna be a talc ninja?"

"I'm pissed off that I'm so tiny!"

The Jay thirst has been getting worse and worse, This pleases me to see.

@@Eamonshort1 He's had a real glow-up over the 10 years of RLM

​​@@WontonTVJay 10 years ago looks like an upper midwestern high schooler who drives a lifted chevy

Those sexy little hands haunt my nightmares

That's like Band of Brothers type shit, busting out of the hospital to get back in the fight.

I was just going to ask what happened

Such a boss, I could not imagine getting my head ran over and later that night leaving for an audition.

@@CaptainPancakes Reminds me of Gerhard Berger trying to get an F1 drive after nearly dying in a ditch off an Austrian back road only for two off-duty back surgeons to have accidentally taken a wrong turn and spotted his wrecked car. Had to be essentially propped up for his meeting with the F1 team to get his Arrows drive for the 1985 season, despite not being able to move his neck at all.

I heard a story in Korea of one of the Irish UN troopers getting busted out of the hospital with burns down half his body to go out on the town, hit up a concert, then go out on the town WITH the pianist.

Dick Miller is a cult film legend. If a viewer of RLM or MST3K don't know who he is, then they have some movie homework to do. My suggestion, start with "Bucket of Blood and the Original little shop of horrors. Then check out some of his smaller roles, like Gremlins and Terminator. Cheers.

He don't even have bionic eyes!lol

He did say you should have went for the head

It was from his close encounter with the McNamara Bros.

ITS VERTICALLY CHALLENGED COFFIN CREEPERS, YOU ITTY BITTY HANDED HACK FRAUD!!!

Bet they were too after watching robowoman

I may never love again.

For real man I was so freaking pumped for that shit lol

@@AnimeNPC. It's on RU-vid my dude. You can watch it, although it is only in 360p.

The visor was THAT easy to spot at first glance. Probably was too.

and yet he lost the st trivia

Star Trek is a NASA conspiracy.

The assimilation is proceeding as planned.

500th like

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That's what Rich Evans did and look at him now.

And oh boy I'm glad he did! Maybe he can get these hack frauds to stop being so fraudulent!

The drunker he gets the more he reminds me of the murderer in "Too Many Cooks"

He probably fell on his face in between takes, because his face is all red and fucked up later on.

It's called a mustache, it gives him class.

Sleeping on your brother's couch for the last 3 years is a little different from "straight off the streets".

It rhymes

@@rosihantu1 shut up rick berman

I liked it better when he mentioned "moist ass-cakes".

so Robowoman doesn't put out. That's what you were getting at ......right?

Robo Movie Critic (2020) - “She rates … then she terminates!”

@@Alakratt he was referencing a Mr. Plinkett moment which shared a quote from George Lucas. The joke is that the movie catchphrases are the same but the makers are trying to pass off this repetition as “poetry”. It’s not a culture war commentary. I hate that I explained this.

Why were they not called "Shaqulas"?

@@IDSearcher But it’s Josh who’s the most annoyed by it

Quick! Someone send them a copy!

@@superjoe12punch I'll have to find mine. Was going to send it in before that VHS collection video said they had it.

I think that may have been the ol' bait and switch after seeing that it was 2.5 hours of vampire midgets.

In my teens, I went on a minor spree of "mayhem" by going into video rental places and switching the tapes between 1997's horror comedy _Jack Frost_ and 1998's children's comedy _Jack Frost_ starring Michael Keaton. I thought it would traumatize some kids, but looking back, I suspect that the people who wanted to rent the 1997 movie were the most upset.

@@Bacteriophagebs You only turned them into fans of Cult Classic films when they eventually grew up

@@orionassante3386 The fact that I didn't have to study Robowoman in my 2019 "Film as Lit: Becoming Cyborg" class blows mine. If my teacher knew about it, it she'd probably teach it every year.

@@orionassante3386 The Big Trouble in Little China Wes insane as well..

@@12ealDealOfficial I think that's because your course sounds like its syllabus was written in 1996.

And the main actress (Robowoman herself) was 66 years old at the time.

The robot woman actress, and I'm using actress very loosely, looks like she had the Steve Rogers six million dollar man treatment to look like 60 again and all they managed was 65.

I believe it. I just watched thst original review, they were obsessed with that shot. To the post of plying on a loop like 25 times

Somebody posted it in the comments section. I think they made sure to put it in the video to say "Yes, we've heard this."

52:41 'I was drugged up, I just didn't care'

@@Quetzietse Sure. When someone spins out on your face, you're going to want *all* the drugs.

Can we like... See this stunt guy do drunk storytime interview with Tim?

@@TaramiBedona Director of The Field was one of my film professors, cool dude, agreed it's not bad, but dull. Tim is great in it though.

@@gsesquire3441 Google 'The Field 2019' in case above link doesn't work.

Holy shit I never even realized that was Tim in that movie. He’s not bad at all in it but the movie as a whole is just so generic and boring. Not worth the watch. The snobby film prick that directed it actually taught film classes at UW-Milwaukee though for a while which is funny

@@christian_heretic This makes me feel better about having turned down UW-Milwaukee for film.

Sounds like a classic MST3K zing

Underrated comment

I thought he left because they refused to acknowledge the science of Terryology

@@Jordan-zk2wd Scienterryology

@@Jordan-zk2wd I thought he left 'cuz' he wanted more money than anyone else in the film franchise. He got paid more than Downey in the first one, if you can believe it.

@@joelsmith5938 your forgetting Downey couldn't even make it through a season of Ally McBeal without having to be put in jail for substance abuse, Terrance was the bigger movie star at that time Downey had stared in a big budget film in years leading into Iron Man. Then Tarrence forgot, the film was called Iron Man, not Iron man's best bud.

I was disappointed nobody used the no eye deer/no idea joke. Considering they talked about her eyes being removed and deer hair. I'd have worked it in.

He has the charisma of a drunk dictator

What do you mean?

I woulda thought it was some pro-life abortion propaganda; maybe it still is

I believe that was for Lady Terminator and was "She mates, then she terminates" but I may be mistaken.

Nicholas Brownlee Yeah, I’m pretty sure it was “mates”. Either way, it’s an unoriginal sounding tagline to go with an unoriginal sounding movie title.

Starring Really-Not-Natasha-Henstridge.

my ex

Look, just because that's their usual recruitment policy...

@@andrewgwilliam4831 that's how they found rich Evans decades ago

I’m starting to like homeless Tim. When he talked about every ninja being trained to steal a specific ore I about lost it.

It's spelled "Macaulay," not "Tim." Honest mistake.

“Jaaay...the homeless people are multiplying again...”

The thriller movie score / evil+intrigue music was appropriate for such sinister acts.

You could see his itty bitty hands all over it?

Anytime an obscure movie he references is accompanied with footage you know it’s a Jay edit

@@Thomaas551 there would be a 5 minute "explanation for zoomers" on what a boom mic is

I'm sorry for your loss, I hope the memories you all have created will always bring you comfort. Hes enjoying a tum festival in the sky. I bet he will still be able to hear rich's laugh up there.

I'm sure he's looking up at you and smiling.

Best wishes to you during this difficult time. :( I hope you can find some comfort in the memories and good times you had together and the support of those around you.

Sending all my love to you! ❤️

I hope you find some peace and I hope you are given time to properly process. That sounds extremely rough. Best wishes.

Maybe we’ll finally get the fucking Nukie video

Knowing redletter, it'll just be a normal episode, they're kings of subverting expectations after all

It'll be borderline experimental

@@jackrowlands1930 They watch all their Nukie Tapes!

Deathstalker 3 probably

I said exactly the same,I guess no one else See's it,he's the spitting image.

bro i ttthought it was a deep fake

Same. Was like "that's a tall Rich Evans!"

It's criminal that they didn't notice

its like a deepfake

He must've been the only one laughing his ass off during Midsomar

I was busting up too

And/or crocodiles!

he DID ask to see what's in the pool

44:52

It's high fantasy, you won't get it.

Fucking Biggers.

@@27182818284590452354 This joke is too clever for youtube.

@@DIEGhostfish xD

All I wanted was for them to watch that movie. Damn it! lmao

Doctor Strange was pointing at a portal spawning above that summons a random ATV for Iron Man to run over Thanos

"You should have aimed for the head"

@@rhetiq9989 Or instead of Iron Man on the ATV its the same team that Duncan Jax was with

And there is a fade in and a fade oit of that song

yf

Don't get short with them!

I swear, I've eaten dinner while watching stuff like Whang's video on the infamous My Little Pony Coom Jar but when it got to that woman, every time she came on the screen I had to stop eating, I just couldn't stomach it

I thought they would reference that, it was perfectly set up.

Gotta have some of that Juicy Vampire Shaq meat. 🤣

My new nickname for Resident Evil 8s Lady Dimitrescu.

"There are no short fixes to THIS tall problem"

I thought it was spelled shack and I was like “alright that’s pretty big but like I guess a shack is a small house?”

So, Blood Angels?

Absolutely the best BOTW lineup.

@@matthewoles1064 the Canadians will never be topped

Pass me a beer?

The fun of Tim is watching to see how long it takes for their darkness to overwhelm him.

@@FenderUsa The worst thing COVID did was take the Canadians away from us.

See also: Laserblast

. . . FUTURE FORCE!!

Carradine's alcoholism is featured more prominently than the robot hand, which shows up only a handful of times in the film.

That's how they convinced him to do the film. -OK David, the film is about a robot arm... -I'M IN!!!!

David Carradine in Future Force was 13 years younger than Robowoman was here. Just like.... let that sink in.

Dang

I came here to post exactly this comment, thankfully I checked to see if it was mentioned already lol Yeah, Worth Keeter directed mutliple Power Rangers episodes, across multiple seasons, and after both of his films've been on BotW, that career trajectory makes total sense...

God that makes so much sense.

They still need a few more copies before they can do that one

@@cyclopsparker9536 True, they only seem to have around 90 of them. Ten more to go!

Hell yes. Maybe after that someone will finally release Nukie on BluRay. I can't find that fucking movie anywhere.

Maybe they just don't have a copy?

Only if they watch Nukie, at minimum, three times in a row.

Yeah, that could have serious repercussions. Unless the perp was black, then he would face maybe two weeks of paid leave.

@@swagromancer +25 to your Virtue Score!

@@charlottecorday8494 Yay! One step closer to becoming employee of the month of my local Antifa Inc. franchise!

@@swagromancer we all believe in you!

If you have bear hands, i think the only path is horror.

The Green Berets with John Wayne does a Fulton. Also don't watch The Green Berets it sucks

*"Boss, you're taking him, too?"*

"Boss, you killed a child...! Amazing! Mission complete!"

There has to be a third movie right? The Duncan Jax trilogy is... that's some serious shit. It might even compete with the Star Wars Original Trilogy.

Kojima watches a lot of movies so maybe thats where he got the inspiration

I hope that put that on the cover for the rerelease. Rich Evans pick for Best of the Worst!

"That's not... that's not what you should do." - Rich Evans

That’s my favorite Rich quote next to “Rem Lezar will never come again”

This comment deserves to be top. Excellent work, sir.

It's also only one letter off from the tagline for Lady Terminator.

@@carlf.2776 The alternate ending for this episode is that Rich's serum works and the _Robowoman_ DVD becomes a copy of _Lady Terminator._

@@Bacteriophagebs Are you sure it won't become Robo-Chic?

Tagline for the sequel, Robosalesclerk: “She dates, then she rebates”

I was just laughing at the jokes, glanced at a few comments down here, saw yours, then looked at the ad in question. This was released in 2019. The quality looks like a vintage first-gen Sony Handycam that's been dunked in vaseline. I know of potato smartphones released circa 2016 to 2017 that transcend space and time comparatively in terms of resolution and quality. I have far more questions than answers now.

@@Schabziger This director is also responsible for two of the Camp Blood movies. "Good Bad or Bad Bad" (three guesses as to which hack frauds inspired their show) looked at Camp Blood 8, last week, but its director wasn't filming with a rotary phone. The movie's got a very... Shark Exorcist vibe to it, but with even less ideas.

When you said “How embarrassing”....I read it in Yoda’s voice. I’m not proud of it.

@@gzz8551 That's a pretty mild thing to be ashamed of, when the context is Robowoman having the gall to do a content id match.

The entire *Robo-Woman* debate.... And they didn't even mention *Robo-Chic* ONCE!!! .....This, sirs, is an unforgivable shit-flick omission! > :/ Hmmf........I believe I may be starting a petition about this spec-tac-ular B.O.T.W. FUBAR! ....Only THEN......maybe........MAYBE.......our small, singularly ineffectual voices will raise up at last, and TOGETHER be heard, now that there's *there's 7 OF US!!* 👊_😼 (......And then, just maybe, we can finally rest easy at night! Safe in the knowledge that ON THIS DAY "We dud Gud")

From the creators of "Whimsical Rape Riot!"

See what the nontroversy is all about!!

Oh. I thought it was a spin-off of "Cancer Infested Rats".

Everyone moved to the Man Hole.

Isn't it Buckfutt point?

Okay, so my searching has pulled up zilcho. But, is that stripper in L.A. Wars pornstar Holly Body?!

It's so hard to watch!!! Like I have no idea what kind of injury he got.

I think that they kept the scene in the movie was a good hint that the stuntman was ok-ish (as in not dead and not maimed) after that accident, similar to the actual accident due a failed stunt they kept in Mad Max 2.

His friends smuggled him out of the hospital the next morning to do an audition. That's what he was referring to with being on "all the drugs".

@@futonrevolution7671 Well in a way maybe that's what saved him

@@alexsilva28 It's like grandma always said. "Always wear clean underwear, and be on all the drugs. You never know, when you're going to have an ATV rev across your face."

It actually looked better. xD

They completely screwed it up! Why are we looking at the FRONT of people's heads?

That really must have costed a fortune.

I mean, I wouldn't complain...

It's not too late for that to happen

Scared? You mean excited.

I'd be willing to sit through that in its entirety

It looks amazing. With bonus features and 70 mins.

I’ve now seen the episode in full so I can finally decide which of the above responses is the appropriate one: You’re welcome.

What have you done

It looks like you sent it in the DVD case of another, much better movie also called Robowoman.

@@DeflatingAtheism Good old misleading cover design.

Me too.

Like the moist cake one lol

I think he gets a couple pre drinks slammed down before filming

@@santiagoo.6172 That was the one that clinched it for me. Laughed pretty hard

The Mayor of the Moon is a weird guy.

Listen to their Samurai Cop commentary for another.

In a row!

@@MCXL1140 AND... one more time!

That was only 19

Kinda sounded like Andy Brennan from Twin Peaks.

Seriously, the first time I watched it I was so sure he had to be dead or mutilated

"...so this guy ran over my face on an ATV. Helluva thing. Anyway, the next morning..."

I mean, obviously it was Rich who built it...

@@allluckyseven No joke he's actually really amazing at putting props and sets together. It's really impressive though it makes sense when you remember he's been doing this kind of stuff with Mike since they were teens.

It's like they tried their best but couldn't make their blue tarp O.R. scene as shitty looking as the one in the movie.

It isn't fake. It's a real blue tarp operating room.

@@JohnnyZenith That’s what the sign on the studio actually reads. Red Letter Media Back Alley Abortions Inc.

1:02:01 too.

@Happiness Machine came here to post this

@Happiness Machine Same, I'm surprised it's not being talked about.

Lmao. It looks like Rich from the Gym Mirror Mirror universe.

I wasn't really paying attention at that point and I seriously thought for a second that they edited Rich into the footage!

YES. PERFECT.

wow i should see if robowoman has a twitter so i can get blocked by both

Vs Lady Terminator?

isnt that what jenna ortega did in "wednesday" which probably wasn't even out when this comment was written.

​@@RufusWainwrong Wasn't that Hannibal Lecters entire thing in The Silence Of The Lambs?

More like finding a Christmas present on the side of the couch 3 months late

A present full of AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIDDDSSSSSS

@@leont7567 OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAWD

make it less obvious next time Tim

Hasn't had years of insanity weighing down his soul? I challenge you to rewatch the Plinkett Ego Celebration Festival V.

He’s also a stand up comedian, has appeared in various sketches, etc. Pretty sure he crapped his pants whilst winning a gold medal.

I'm going to give you a thumbs up because of the term "balding ghouls"

@@amelzon1 oh holy shit, drunk history, right?

Yeah

Until it goes away and the depression starts back over again. Welp time to put a hole between my eyes

Too real

I'm genuinely shocked no one brought it up

exactly

He was out of focus so much, maybe they couldn’t tell.

She’s been in over a 100 films, a lot of them are just credited/uncredited roles as an extra

I mean, as an extra in Blade Runner, technically she has worked with Harrison Ford

Hence Mike deliberately misquoting Sunset Boulevard, a movie about an aging former movie star who lives in a world of deluded fantasy.

Externally you can see she has mental problems

Let's be honest she looks like she's a porn actress

Would explain Jay becoming a John Waters fan as a coping mechanism.

Especially after what happened to his brother (Jay's uncle Andy). Good to see him getting past that tragedy.

@@luckyspurs Funnily enough, I always get reminded about that one dude in Pink Flamingos every time they have Tim on.

Duncan Jax sounds like a place to get a fantastic Hamburger Donut.

We needed Coffin Creepers. NEEDED. NEED. STILL NEED. .. but yes. You're otherwise correct.

you MUST tell us about the movie, for the good of all Mankind.

@@some_condiment it bad

@@glassberg5018 How bad? Like, "The Dark Backward" bad?

@@archlich4489 all I really remember is that it looked like it was shot on handheld camcorders

like a Norm typa deal. i wouldn't be too shocked

Haha, you're so right!

Wait wait wait, you mean fuckin SHAGGY!?

Zoinks!

Who? Oh, holy mother above, yeah, National Treasure indeed dude, talk about half of my childhood.

Also, Not Aunt Becky was Miss Ohio 1986, and had a relatively successful pop music career in Canada.

Yeah, but his kids turned out to be real pieces of shit

But what were they doing filming in Carradine's back yard?

Was looking for this comment, and was not disappointed! Can not get enough of Tim on BotW.

“The disrespect!!”

Must have watched this episode 30 times by now...that line still makes me howl 🤣

😂😂😂 "DiSrEsPecTfuL"

Muriatic acid is great for removing oil stains from pavement.

@@fattiger6957 I would imagine they found a young artist online who heavily undervalued their own work and did a commission for way less than they deserved.

Stole it from dA while searching for their very specific fetish is also an option.

Why does the stuntman sound exactly like Daddy Derek

I was going to say, it looks exactly like a mid range Netflix original movie cover.

Who are you? Who sent you?

I am sure that actual movie is dissapointingly boring and version of the movie that everyone invented in their heads is better.

It's probably like Feeders bad.

So pretty much what all the comments say Rollergator is like?

Tree stand safety. That's all I have to say about this subject

After they went through the effort of opening the box and watching the footage though, I'm a little disappointed we didn't get their thoughts on early Spongebob Squarepants.

Hah man this show sucks

"What!? You know I'm right!"

Fairly accurate

I love the campaign Kennedy is sponsoring that if you don't love the sequel trilogy you're a Trump supporter

Come on guys.... rise of skywalker is way worse than the terrible B movie

I think that's giving RoS a little too much praise

In a world where the prequels are a thing, why are people hating on RoS in particular?

cue slide whistle sound-bite.

There's a reason he gets the "and" credits. At least they showed how far out of the way they go to keep him on retainer, even if that bunny ears intern almost fucked it up

Mr Evans does it for the positive PR, being seen in the company of the common people. It distracts attention from the court case and the shocking allegations.

@@andrewgwilliam4831 so he's like Macaulay Culkin?

Wait who is he? I like him a lot haha

Dollar store My Name is Earl.

Dude is FUUUUCKED UUUUUP!

Nah, he's the guy running the Tilt-A-Whirl at the carnival. He is hilarious, though.

She reminds me of that lady that got plastic surgery to look like a cat.

I’m gonna need a quick rundown on these twins

​@@detectivebloor4011 Correct if I'm wrong, but I think they're the "We're gonna pump *clap* you up!" meme. It was a work out thing. edit: And they had horrifying plastic surgery, not unlike the lead actress. edit 2: Just looked it up, they didn't say that, they're bitcoin/stocks meme "He sold? Pump it!"

>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs >in contact with aliens >rumoured to possess psychic abilities >control france with an iron fist >own castles and banks all over the world >direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line >will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city) >Control the British crown >keep the metric system down >keep Atlantis off the maps >keep the martians under wraps >hold back the electric car >keep Steve Gutenberg a star >own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth >first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies >both brothers said to have 200+ IQ >ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them >These are the Bogdanoff twins >They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world >You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now >The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church >They learned fluent French in under a week >Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff >The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human. >In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe >The Bogdanoffs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love Your welcome

@@detectivebloor4011 Jim, you have that rundown ready?

I think the reading of the description of Hack-O-Lantern just barely takes the cake honestly

@@derfrosch-prinzausbayern4307 *sound of a tire bursting*

I listen to RLM to go to bed many nights just because it's mostly low energy and I need background noise to fall asleep to. I literally sat up in bed and cried laughing when I got to that sequence.

She looks like a female Crypt Keeper now.