Bible Jokes Part 2 - Don't Laugh Challenge Video!

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David and Seth are back with more Bible Jokes for a "Don't Laugh Challenge" rematch. What's your favorite Bible joke/pun? Answer in the comments!
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@avaryserpa 2 месяца назад

How could the Son of Man afford to pay it all? Because Jesus saves.

@KD-xx 2 месяца назад

Ayoooooo

@thetruedaoster8863 2 месяца назад

Lol! Callback to 2 years ago!

@Alettierrr 2 месяца назад

😂😂😂😂

@jesusinablackman2675 2 месяца назад

His been saving since creation…

@SailingDeadReckoning 2 месяца назад

Hilarious my brothers! Thanks for the good wholesome laughs.

@user-vk3by9rf1l 2 месяца назад

why didn't Jesus wear jewelry? because he breaks every chain

@andybilgen 2 месяца назад

That’s a good one

@heatherlehmann7019 Месяц назад

Hahahahahah

@Kidawesome350 2 месяца назад

You know I bet when Moses saw the burning bush he was like: 'No way!' And I bet God was like 'Yahweh!'

@Joe-rz3fd 2 месяца назад

I feel like that could work for any miracle

@jcroxsoxoffpurified_imp4203 Месяц назад

That's so good! SOOO GOOOOODDDD!

@gamer4christ654 Месяц назад

God can work any miracle so you are right my good person@@Joe-rz3fd

@dillonwagers2975 2 месяца назад

Who was the most financially savvy person in the Bible? Pharaohs daughter: because she went down to The Bank of the Nile, and pulled out a little prophet.

@Abe28Roz24 2 месяца назад

😂

@listeningservantsministries. Месяц назад

hahaha

@JaredAnthony 2 месяца назад

Who was the best runner in the bible? Aaron. That's why he had golden calves.

@onodugosamuel1811 2 месяца назад

I didn't see that one coming 😂

@parpar8090 Месяц назад

Thats so good and unexpected! 😂 I think it could also work with Israel as the answer and modify the explanation a bit.

@purinhart7766 Месяц назад

Adam! He was 1st in the human Race!

@JaredAnthony Месяц назад

@@purinhart7766 oh i like that that’s good too

@piecesofstarlight 21 день назад

Which honestly makes a good do you know who was second? All of Israel because they had dem golden calves. Which works on multiple levels 🤣

@Tim_ArtistName_Tallent 2 месяца назад

Awesome 😂😂 - what did King Solomon hate most about his bathroom? The vanity

@GogakuOtaku Месяц назад

Ohh that’s BRILLIANT!!

@Tim_ArtistName_Tallent Месяц назад

@@GogakuOtaku haha thank u my friend

@ReinhartCoetsee 2 месяца назад

“They fast” Good joke

@InGodweCan 2 месяца назад

Unnamed writer named Christine 😂

@kensawka 2 месяца назад

What's the best evidence of everyone's fallen nature? We are born with an unbiblical cord!

@adegokeoluwaferanmi1776 Месяц назад

😂😂😂

@FRN2013 2 месяца назад

The wise men and their camels were exhausted. They entered Bethlehem and asked where they could water their beasts. The townspeople answered, "No well, no well, no well, no we-ell!"

@AmbientClassical Месяц назад

😂😂

@listeningservantsministries. Месяц назад

lol

@brandonzachary4117 2 месяца назад

I just found their first bible jokes video about 7 hours ago. This video dropped 6 hours ago. God knows how to cheer people up best.

@gracemaryajit5056 Месяц назад

That is sooo true! HE KNOWS US DEEPLY.

@listeningservantsministries. Месяц назад

praying for you!

@k.o._scop 2 месяца назад

In honor of David and Seth: David: So this sheep parable is about me? Nathan: Uriah bout that. (You're right about that.) What was so special about Seth? He was an Able replacement. (Gen. 4:25) Why was it good that David admitted to his affair with Bathsheba? Nathan didn't have to Harp at him for being a Lyre.

@gamer4christ654 Месяц назад

😂🎉

@benjaminkaptur2669 2 месяца назад

I've decided to name my room Adam, because no matter how hard i try to clean it, to dust you will return. (Gen. 3:19) 😂🤣

@denverh3551 2 месяца назад

When asked about the empty tomb, answer, “There’s no bones about it.”

@Manda-zf3qi 2 месяца назад

You guyz are priceless. You should totally do a part 3. Here's a joke for you: The guy was searching for a spesific Bible for his wife for a long time without any luck untill he stumbles into a small christian bookstore. He asks for that specific Bible and the young lady behind the counter says that she does actually have one. He's so excited and asks the young lady to wrap the Bible for him after he paid for it. She asks him if she should wrap it now and he says yes please. She then asks him the whole Bible? and he says of course yes. She clears her throat, makes some rapping sounds and says:"In the beginning....rap sounds...."😂🤣😅

@CarnivorousCowMan Месяц назад

😂😂😂😂😂 I might use this

@SarahWright-wg7wy 2 месяца назад

From my 7 year old… When was Eve created? In the EVEning.

@squeezyosu10 2 месяца назад

I got another Jericho joke 😁 What was Joshua's favorite pick up line? "If I walk around you 7 times, would you fall for me??? 😉"

@evangelistjoseph7 2 месяца назад

What did the Philistine priests say when they saw their god on the ground? "Oh no... his hands... da-gon!" (they gone)

@heatherlehmann7019 Месяц назад

Lol

@calebrockstedt 2 месяца назад

Have you heard of the tourist attraction replica of Jesus' tomb in New Orleans? It's called the house of the rising son.

@curtisdrakesr4900 2 месяца назад

Like the yeshua joke. My favorite still...how does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it. Classic I know. Here's hoping for another million views.

@chazchoo99 2 месяца назад

As one of Seth's first students, I can confirm that his jokes didn't always land! Love you guys!

@listeningservantsministries. Месяц назад

that's so cool!

@Mmarjl 2 месяца назад

A laughing game is the only game where losing is still a win, bc both people r joyful. Win for everyone. love you

@carolbevis3376 2 месяца назад

This is the British version of the Noah joke: Who was the first businessman in the Bible? Noah - He floated a limited company when the whole world was in liquidation!

@nielsendavid9543 Месяц назад

His stocks were floating while others' were facing liquidity

@britterz483 2 месяца назад

The "holy she cow" reaction was absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂 i had to watch it a few time lolol

@DukeChike Месяц назад

i dont get it help me out

@AmbientClassical Месяц назад

Which biblical character was always prepared for disaster? Habakkuk. He always had habakkup plan.

@dama2545 Месяц назад

What was Adam’s reaction when he saw his wife Eve for the first time? Wo-man (woah, man)

@joyfultunes 2 месяца назад

The Obi-Wan joke was sooo funny

@raphaeljasi5517 2 месяца назад

FINALLY SETH WINS!!! After waiting two years im genuinely so happy 😃😃😃😃😃

@claryp1509 2 месяца назад

The fact that David belted out “like a rock”! 🤣 Sing, David! (See what I did, there?)

@mirelaalina4050 19 дней назад

Christ has Risen! ☦️❤️🫶🏻

@elizabethfeuerbach5006 2 месяца назад

Great video! When does Jesus love giving high fives? Palm Sunday.

@evangelistjoseph7 2 месяца назад

Lol

@janedoe4 2 месяца назад

That's punny 😂 Also could work with "What holiday do Christians celebrate by giving high fives?"

@clairen4584 2 месяца назад

🌴🤦 ... 🤣🤣🤣

@ninaballerina2807 Месяц назад

Palm Sunday is not from the Lord. It is from Catholicism. So, the high-five joke is on Catholics as is their hail-marys.

@thetruedaoster8863 2 месяца назад

12:19 Man, that joke is coming in a month and four days early, lol XD

@meesisatonmai 2 месяца назад

What’s the Holy Spirit’s favorite sport? BODYbuilding!

@alyssahannah8532 Месяц назад

If eating pork was against the rules, then why did Adam have a spare rib?

@creativefun49brownkids81 Месяц назад

To be fair, I like that joke. Thanks for sharing

@MaryKateWatchorn 2 месяца назад

Would love another one of these videos! 😁

@janedoe4 2 месяца назад

My favorite was the Puntheist one! Although I believe many of your jokes were leaning more Pundamentalist. I feel like the Holy Spirit has given me some good Puntacostal jokes, but I have to get together with someone who can interpret. ❤😂❤😂❤😂

@nathanward3271 2 месяца назад

[Christmas in Samaria] Ahab: Jezebel, honey, what do you think of my reign, dear? Jezebel: If you tell one more stupid pun, I'm going to totally baal on this relationship.

@mottgirl13 2 месяца назад

“Sho-far sho-good” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@cjward_24 2 месяца назад

I love how quickly y'all lose the "try not to laugh" part and just start telling jokes 🤣

@montanalilac 2 месяца назад

that’s what i was thinking too as i sit here wheezing 😂😂😂😂

@KeysoftheLord 2 месяца назад

Classic. 😂😂 This was hilarious. 🤣🤣

@mharding1258 2 месяца назад

Whats the first mention of a motorcycle in the bible? - Then David rode out and his triumph was heard throughout the land!

@jaypaint4855 2 месяца назад

“Oh whale” Jonah said shortly after jumping off a boat. Thusly the whale was named, mainly for Jonah’s American Bible belt accent, when he said “Oh well.”

@thetruedaoster8863 2 месяца назад

8:29 Holy. . . . ! That was funny as she-cow! XD

@Alettierrr 2 месяца назад

SCARED ME😂😂😂😂

@YSNostalgia 2 месяца назад

I was genuinely scared that I was go to have to turn off the video. XD

@thetruedaoster8863 2 месяца назад

@@YSNostalgia Clearly the joke worked 😂😂😂

@lovegod777 2 месяца назад

Ahh that scared me so much!!!!😢 I thought something else would be said😢

@divyaruth3563 2 месяца назад

I’m gonna use the May the 4th joke in little over a month from now. 😂

@cara1997 Месяц назад

it is the 4th may and im watching for the first time, i groaned

@angies6789 12 дней назад

Moses was technically the first man to upload files from the cloud unto tablets

@HarmonyTimbre 2 месяца назад

hello brothers, here's one for you (edited to make it more obvious): Do you know there were actually more than Ten Commandments? . . . Moses didn't scroll down the Tablets. God bless and thanks for the laughs!

@rwbaira 2 месяца назад

KJV-specific joke: Did you know John the Baptist was a robot? When he died, they put his head on the charger.

@malachistephenson1319 2 месяца назад

Hahahaha sooo good!!! I discovered the first one earlier this year and was hoping they’d do a second! Btw, who’s the shortest man in the Bible? Knee-high-miah of course! (Nehemiah)

@charlenevandekamp9662 2 месяца назад

Who's even shorter? Bildad the shoe-height (Shuhite)

@GogakuOtaku Месяц назад

Another comment said that Peter was actually the shortest… Because he slept on his watch! ⌚️

@cjward_24 2 месяца назад

The Daniel thyme joke got me

@misseli1 2 месяца назад

Happy Easter, everyone!

@adamclarke1105 2 месяца назад

May the 4th be with you 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ada8189 2 месяца назад

Grateful for God has kept everyone till now. Just happy as a Christian, David was not angry about losing. Though I think he got a little CROSS

@evangelistjoseph7 2 месяца назад

LoL!

@hour4hope592 2 месяца назад

Who was the teensie tiniest man in the Bible? Some say it was Nehemiah, and some say it was Bildad the Shuhite, but it wasn't. It was Peter. He slept on his watch!

@evangelistjoseph7 2 месяца назад

LOL!

@GogakuOtaku Месяц назад

We know Bildad was short because he was only a shoe height! Why do people do people say Nehemiah was short though?

@gamer4christ654 Месяц назад

Knee-high 🤣

@banjohappy Месяц назад

@@GogakuOtaku Knee-high-miah. Get it?

@banjohappy Месяц назад

That is good. Never heard that one before.

@noeleprocko7529 Месяц назад

The fact that I’m watching this ON May 4th 😂😂

@bree-rose1885 2 месяца назад

i was WAITING for part 2!!!!

@Mmarjl 2 месяца назад

Your laughs r contagious. Lovely. Lots of Gods love and joy.

@josephbell3289 Месяц назад

Did you know there is baseball in the Bible? It's right there in the big inning... In the beg inning In the beginning ! ! ! 😂 😂 😂

@thetruedaoster8863 2 месяца назад

What happens when you see Pastor excited? You see Rev. Elation

@Deborahissaved 2 месяца назад

This is straight up funny🤣

@annwynpopp7757 2 месяца назад

What was Boaz called before he got married? Ruthless

@giantsbaseball101 Месяц назад

How was Joshua a computer software expert? He fought the battle of Ai!

@vlapine Месяц назад

I enjoyed that so many of these jokes had Messianic refrences. loved them all.

@mariusgherasim6793 2 месяца назад

What meme line was most famous in Noah's time? Water those?!

@DiscipleJimmy Месяц назад

Jesus called Satan a snake. I always wondered why. I mean a snake has no arms or feet. So Satan was dis-armed and defeeted.

@rodgerprice1998 Месяц назад

Did you know that a car was mentioned in the Bible? Yes, they were all in one accord.

@quintenmomberg1440 11 дней назад

Go on, give us another one😂🤣👍👍PART 3 PLEASE?

@shortybarnesyanik 2 месяца назад

My dad has told the wise men from a far joke for as long as I can remember. He’s from Kentucky. Lol

@AmuMawutoh 2 месяца назад

so glad you did a part 2. looking for the next sess!

@megamarleyg3335 2 месяца назад

Love this! Happy for more ❤😂

@shaunrictor2932 2 месяца назад

I love these videos so much. Brings such a smile to my face to know I'm not the only one with bad jokes! God bless you guys!

@davidchildofgod753 2 месяца назад

Let's goooooo!!!! I'm so glad you came back with a pt. 2!

@arkmusic8948 2 месяца назад

I long awaited this.

@robertpease9834 2 месяца назад

This is a joke that I came up with on the spot. Though it might need some explaining. According to Jewish history, though not in the Bible, Manasseh was hunting down Isaiah and trying to kill him. They found Isaiah hiding in a log with his feet sticking out. Instead of pulling him out, Manasseh ordered Isaiah to be sawed in half. But some time after that Manasseh repented and will be in heaven. So, with that info provided. What did Manasseh say to Isaiah when he first saw him in Heaven? I saw you. During a Bible study I told this to our Pastor, he started laughing, which caused me to laugh, and we couldn't stop for about a minute feeding off of each other's laughter.

@cynamynstik 2 месяца назад

Thanks guys! 😆

@Dawn-wx4zv 2 месяца назад

Yasss!!! I've been looking forward to this since last year

@katelynhumenik 2 месяца назад

I was so happy when i saw that this was a new video! I love these! I used a lot of them to tell to my friends.

@jenniferwatson7118 2 месяца назад

Brilliant!!!

@franceshynes9935 2 месяца назад

I love these!!

@iAvize 2 месяца назад

Please do another, I was smiling and laughing the whole time!

@tracydonalson8272 2 месяца назад

These are great! 😂

@joefreeland Месяц назад

HOLY SHE COW! That was so funny!!

@marialascaibar6385 2 месяца назад

Thank you. Funny!!!

@melissaellefsen5419 2 месяца назад

This feel's good!! Thanks allot!

@Brokenandhealed 2 месяца назад

So awesome I needed to laugh today ❤

@NakaggwaGorretPatience-dc6pt 2 месяца назад

Oh God this is harder than I thought 😂❤🥰

@piecesofstarlight 21 день назад

Next time we need a crew laugh counter too 😂

@dulcelopez5454 Месяц назад

I love these videos, you should make more 😆

@Domithiccc Месяц назад

80% Truth, Ruth. Is the only one that made me laugh. Nonetheless, great video.

@leomadera459 2 месяца назад

😂 Good morning, Seth & David, the best joke, Christian 🏃‍♂️ 🏃‍♀️ Runner's. Thank you. God bless you and the crew.

@joycedesign4704 Месяц назад

How I love Seth making jokes😂

@J3susL0vesUS0Much 2 месяца назад

No way! A part 2!

@nazeemsultan7325 2 месяца назад

Love these Jokes. Great Christian Humor🤣❤️

@thetruedaoster8863 2 месяца назад

You know when Jesus was talking with the Samaritan lady in John 4, right? And the disciples were uncomfortable when they discovered him there such that they did not question him? When a few villagers asked the disciples where Jesus is, the disciples were like: "Err. . . . . . .Well. . . . . ."

@daniellinzel1994 2 месяца назад

I LOVED the Daniel joke 🤣🤣🤣

@LifeAndStories89 2 месяца назад

Hey guys! You are pretty funny😂😂

@andy164501 2 месяца назад

L O V E these!!!

@danntima3877 2 месяца назад

I’ve been waiting for Part 2!!!!🎉😂 This was hilarious! My favorite was the May the Fourth one. So good! I don’t get the pear on the ground joke though XD

@jenniferwatson7118 2 месяца назад

Read it as the 'pair' on the ground

@danntima3877 2 месяца назад

@@jenniferwatson7118 HAHA okay XD that makes sense!