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Bill Burr - Bank Fees 

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@caesar349
@caesar349 5 лет назад
I love Bill's justified hatred for banks.
@MyCatFooed
@MyCatFooed 10 лет назад
WTF?!?! Only 4 MONTHS??!! BB -- You got bent over and done RAW!!
@natedog8995
@natedog8995 9 лет назад
take your records to small claims court
@jawkneeG
@jawkneeG 10 лет назад
Bill you gotta call up higher management. The people you talk to first hand are trained to tell you they can't do anything. Keep asking to talk to the superior of whatever douchebag youre talking to and dont take no for answer. Eventually you get to the guy that will refund your money instantly without a problem. Most people don't realize you can negotiate almost every fee and percentages that the tellers/call service clerks will tell you "can't be changed". In fact, if you learn how to negotiate and not take no for an answer, you can call up your bank right now and get your credit card % dropped down to lower number. I fuckin forget the book name but I read it a few years ago and the guy talked about all kinds of negotiations you can do with your finances. I was amazed at how much banks will do for you. It just involves getting passed those first few grunts that don't have authorization to handle your request. If you play it right, you can manage never paying a single fee ever again. Just justify your value as a customer, be reasonable and specific of what you want, express your loyalty this far and perhaps hint at your "reluctance" to switching to a competitor. A good business knows that that keeping their customers is the #1 priority. You can actually call up almost any good business be it your gym, cable/internet provider, etc and negotiate lower rates. Knowing this is like living in the fuckin matrix. People usually just accept fees and pricing on the first offer. You go to the car salesman, he says "This is the price" you say OK and sign the papers. He will be laughing inside because he was willing to drop the pricing and %'s a lot lower if you really pressed for it. Think about it. As a salesman, lets say you can sell a computer for $2000. The person wants it for $1800. The salesman can either gain $1800 dollars or if you leave without a purchase he will lose $1800. On top of this, if you cut someone a deal, that's money that didn't go to your competitor. If you cut a deal, the customer is satisfied and is more likely to come back again AND tell their social network about it and bring in more business. As a salesman, cutting that $200 discount isn't about losing $200. It's about gaining $1800 AND generating THOUSANDS of more dollars in potential earnings, AND taking away a sale from your competitor. Products are already marked up insanely high so there's almost always a profit still to be made on discounted deals. Next time you guys pay for ANYTHING ask yourself, "Can I convince this person or their superiors that offering me a lower price is beneficial for both of us".
@jawkneeG
@jawkneeG 10 лет назад
If you don't believe the amount of power you actually have as a customer, call up your internet/cell phone/cable provider right now and talk about how you recently found a better deal with another company and were considering switching and if there is anything they can do for you to keep you on OR even some shit like you can't afford what youre paying at the moment and were looking for temporary lower rates or a free month(s) just to avoid shutting down your account and/or switching to a cheaper competitor. If after a while you truly can't hack out a deal (unlikely), tell them you will be calling back briefly to finalize your cancellation. Call up a competitor, tell them you were interested in switching from your current company but that you require an incentive like waived signing fees and lower payments than what you are currently paying. Competing gyms, for example, will usually pay 100% of your cancellation fees to get you to switch AND give you discounted/free months. Guaranteed within 5min to 1hr you will have earned more money in savings than you normally make in an hour. How much you save is dependent upon how good you are at negotiation. Keep in mind the fine lines in this art-form: Be assertive but don't be an asshole. Don't ask for too much. Don't ask for too little. The more you know about the subject/industry, the better. You will have more angles to plead/defend your case with. A little ego stroking compliment here and there can likely end up in the person going that extra mile for you but there's no need to start sucking the company dick.
@raumfahreturschutze
@raumfahreturschutze 9 лет назад
1337JohnnyG The problem is when people get themselves into a situation where they can't walk away or take no for an answer.
@xxxmrhankixxx
@xxxmrhankixxx 9 лет назад
@1337johnnyG i become an aggressive asshole way to quick when someone is trying to trick me thats a problem in this regard ^^
@karldilkington8587
@karldilkington8587 7 лет назад
Did you ever remember the name of that book?
@jcnot9712
@jcnot9712 5 лет назад
xxxmrhankixxx yea, that sounds like the wall Bill would run into when trying this technique. It’s not impossible, though. Just takes a good compass to diagnose when people are bullshitting you to start with. That’s half the fight.
@ninjajesus81
@ninjajesus81 14 лет назад
I have 10 thousand dollars in a savings account in Wachovia. I get 40 cents a month interest for that 10 thousand dollars. How petty is that? I'm losing more than that from inflation.
@OldTeaMate
@OldTeaMate 3 дня назад
I think, your platform is big enough to give leadership of that bank at least a headache, Bill.
@DougBolinOnAir
@DougBolinOnAir 10 лет назад
Thanks Bill, we need a bigger name who doesn't sound completely insane standing up for this. Another big problem is many companies make it mandatory to have a direct deposit and force us to use the banks.
@pacoval4577
@pacoval4577 8 лет назад
if you work for government you're OBLIGATED to let the banks have first dibs on your dough via direct deposit
@pevanspe85
@pevanspe85 6 лет назад
I was the last 1 to be paid by cash at my company I had to give when they paid with a cheque
@tommywiseauwarrior
@tommywiseauwarrior 12 лет назад
i love u bill
@justinpcannon1
@justinpcannon1 13 лет назад
Damn Bill, your my favorite comedian, and your well on my way to being my favorite human being period.
@BrisbaneBruce
@BrisbaneBruce 12 лет назад
so if the bank gives you extra money it's yours after 4 months?
@happytappyslappy
@happytappyslappy 8 лет назад
Gollum: "Thieves! The dirty little thieves! They stole it from us!" Next thing you know they'll come up with the most frivolous fee of all fees... a FEE fee. $1 dollar fee for every fee that they charge
@illroj
@illroj 2 года назад
I miss this Bill
@jrd5680
@jrd5680 8 лет назад
Class action lawsuit!
@Obiter3
@Obiter3 3 года назад
I wonder how this worked out ... he could have sued them for a lot more than $1500.
@taitjones6310
@taitjones6310 8 лет назад
I'm guessing Wells Fargo? I closed out my account with them for the same thing.
@SmokeRingsPipeDreams
@SmokeRingsPipeDreams 9 лет назад
Always remember: When you give your money to a bank, .... you're GIVING IT TO THEM. (and they decide if and when you get it back)
@iwanttofight69
@iwanttofight69 12 лет назад
i concur Bill i really do
@SamhainStalker
@SamhainStalker 12 лет назад
Bill Burr For President
@ballbaggonebad
@ballbaggonebad 12 лет назад
He should of named the bank.
@JesseJHartless
@JesseJHartless 13 лет назад
"What's goin on with this 40 year old guy and his ward, thats when they brought in Cat Woman."
@OrganOwner
@OrganOwner 12 лет назад
God Damn
@pianospawn1
@pianospawn1 11 лет назад
This is why every time that I get paid I take that cash out asap and just keep it in a safe place.
@Damiani626
@Damiani626 8 лет назад
Took almost 2 grand from you if they give you 4 months thats like $108 thats a slap in the face
@handfullocheez
@handfullocheez 11 лет назад
navy federal is awesome
@Vaporvice84
@Vaporvice84 10 лет назад
@JacksInn- Don't forget your glass of sugar water lol.
@handfullocheez
@handfullocheez 11 лет назад
i recommend it..otherwise banks are not a safe place to hold money..although nf is a credit union..but still..it's the only one that i would recommend, of which i am aware
@ileoric
@ileoric 12 лет назад
the munsters! wooo
@BrisbaneBruce
@BrisbaneBruce 12 лет назад
haha...careful about opening another account later...a guy that works at a big bank told me they get people opening accounts that owe money from 5-10 years ago and they let them open the accounts and actually wait til they make a big deposit...then close that shit out.
@themusic6808
@themusic6808 5 лет назад
I work for a bank and if a account fees being charged without any deposits and the amount overdrawn gets to a certain point (it’s less then 1000) the bank should automatically close out the account and put the amount owing to collections. You’re not required by law to pay it back but you can’t open any more accounts or products with them until that amounts been paid back. I’m not sure how you’d go about getting them to give you your money back.
@keggerous
@keggerous 12 лет назад
reading some of the comments on thois page are making me think about starting an account at a credit union. i pay 10$ a month just to keep my money at tcf . .. they never told me they were gunna start taking the money, they just kinda started to do it. fucking pisses me off so much. the whole deal with banks was that they use ur money to loan to other ppl and thts how they make their money but now they just take it from u. fucking no shame dude. we jsut sit there taking it too :(
@sanitydotorg
@sanitydotorg 11 лет назад
Sounds like you bank at chase
@pevanspe85
@pevanspe85 6 лет назад
In the uk they have to keep records for ever and they can be actioned on it
@Sh3llShockGaming
@Sh3llShockGaming 8 лет назад
banks are required by federal law to keep a certain amount of records. I believe 5 or 10 years. I don't recall.
@supastar25
@supastar25 11 лет назад
and lawyers
@rjpodcasthub
@rjpodcasthub 12 лет назад
@omble 5:52
@TheXYGhost
@TheXYGhost 5 месяцев назад
Spray fart spray in the ATM area on the weekend Spray adhesive on all the screens and number pads
@fistoffries
@fistoffries 12 лет назад
My bank started a fee in December, if I don't get it back I will move to another bank.
@kingq101
@kingq101 11 лет назад
This is why you leave all your money in a mattress.
@eminemishh
@eminemishh 10 лет назад
I just opened a bank account and well i had my worries and this reinforces them, if i even see 1 dollar missing i will go ape shit.
@feistypaws
@feistypaws 13 лет назад
I feel your pain Bill. All of their policies are something out of the Patriot Act.
@htxflow
@htxflow 11 лет назад
First National Bank Texas robbed the fuck out of me. They kept overdrafting me without me doing any transactions and when I finally checked my balance, I was like -$280.
@guitarsANDcars39
@guitarsANDcars39 8 лет назад
i had 200$ in my account once, 8 months later i had 40$ left in my account. apparently, i have been getting "convenience fees". FUCK THE BANK!
@aramondehasashi3324
@aramondehasashi3324 11 лет назад
Like most people have said, which to a Credit Union. My family and friends and myself have had accounts with Credit Unions for years. No fee's and no stupid bullshit. Banks are a fucking joke.
@ChillAtWill
@ChillAtWill 8 лет назад
In denmark you have to have a bank account if you want your salary... You cant get a cash salary payment at all. It is illegal for your employer to pay you cash! so that a think.
@ak4344
@ak4344 11 лет назад
credit union
@krellin
@krellin 7 лет назад
Thats bullshit, they have records of everything ever happened in their systems. You shall sue them... not for money just to punish.
@semperfiedausten
@semperfiedausten 12 лет назад
credit unions are the shit!
@thekhai
@thekhai 13 лет назад
@gotanydrugsman Ah yes, the illusion that something got done.
@Rushmore222
@Rushmore222 8 лет назад
Adding, c'mon Bill. In the early years of Mayberry, Sheriff Andy was hip deep in beautiful women. Elinor Donahue, Joanna Moore, Barbara Eden, Julie Adams, Gail Davis, etc.
@Sephlock
@Sephlock 12 лет назад
Did he ever get the money back?
@JacksInn
@JacksInn 13 лет назад
I work at a bank. Every morning I eat an african baby then climb into my human suit and go to work.
@winstonsmith480
@winstonsmith480 5 лет назад
Name names.. use public shaming while the banks still give a little shit about their reputations
@idonotcare8822
@idonotcare8822 10 лет назад
Two things BillyRedFaceBandwagon hates: Bankers, Women
@braydenritchie1887
@braydenritchie1887 8 лет назад
Billy Boyyyy! I work at a bank (in Canada). Our records go back 18 months, but TYPICALLY we're only able to refund 3-4 months of fees. Why? It's your fuckin money, it's your fuckin account, check it semi-often to make sure nothing fucky is going on. There's millions of customers (most of whom have multiple accounts) that we have, how're we supposed to monitor EVERY account? Do ya check your visa statements? of course ya fuckin do. Check your bank statements too. However, if you really wanna get more than 4 months back, just go to the branch manager. They're softer than a fuckin peach fruit cup and they'll generally help ya out. Anyone saying "take it to court!" no, you'll lose, every time.
@braydenritchie1887
@braydenritchie1887 8 лет назад
naw i'm not PR, I just hate when people come up to me and start bitching about banking policies. no one in a branch makes rules, we just follow em so we don't get fired. so just quit yellin' at us -.-
@timhyer1
@timhyer1 8 лет назад
you are as bad as the soldiers working in hitlers army. just following orders doesn't fly anymore chief. get a different profession or you will always be hated.
@DarronTheDamaga
@DarronTheDamaga 12 лет назад
haha i owe them 28,000 and im not fucking paying it back fuck fractional reserve banking
@23aceballer
@23aceballer 10 лет назад
Just bug the shit out of them and they will help you. Try to get higher management involved. Its better for them to refund your money rather than get that much bad publicity. They need loyal customers
@dannyboi208
@dannyboi208 12 лет назад
ps the bank is fuckd up tho but not for the reason you state
@Rangerscott69
@Rangerscott69 12 лет назад
Stick to small banks.
@mindprism
@mindprism 13 лет назад
The other day on tv they said "... like back in the days when women were treated like property..." Huh? WTF does that mean? Were there 'women auctions' or something? If not being treated like property is probably a good thing -- you TAKE CARE OF your property, compared to today when its 'fuck it, let the bitch fend for herself' I wonder if there will ever come a day when we look back and say the banks treated us like SLAVES -- at least thats fucking TRUE.
@stopthehatechild
@stopthehatechild 13 лет назад
They can't "refund" the money they stole? Bullshit.
@hershysquirts187
@hershysquirts187 12 лет назад
This pisses me off just hearing this shit. Banks are legal loansharks.
@kimjong-un5632
@kimjong-un5632 13 лет назад
So paranoid.
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