Bill Burr on Rich People Not Paying Any Taxes (Hilarious Rant) 

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Earl “fucking” WEEAVA!!!!

I also love his boohoo sound.

While making his escape a bank robber fell in wet cement. Police are looking for a hardened criminal.

Haha that's good

@@Grimread He's set for life!

@@musicloverme3993 😅🤣

p1t - one of my favorite scenes.

😂 Glorious scene... that guy is marvelous.

@@mrheatibmor the moment you scroll through comments and find your fellow Seinfeld lovers.... Thanks guys!

Such a classic

Fucking Kramer.

Let's hope the judge METErS out proper justice!

Lu Tze The man later said,"In hindsight, it didn't make much CENTS"

Way to make a joke super serious, my dude

marcus24000 It was just a fucking pun

marcus24000 thanks for ruining the joke

dont breed

Jason i love oz agreed

Samuel Opashi yea yer pretty dumb.

here's your sign...

Guys cut him some slack. I have worked with a lot of stupids. They never joke about their own intelligence. In fact they never question it, they're convinced that they are smart, even if there is plenty of evidence suggesting the opposite. So I think he aint that dumb if he is capable of having this thought and make fun of himself.

@ThreesomeMonkey martin Luther King and Jfk

@@deeznuts-dm7qz RFK, Malcolm x

With the modern complex systems of gaslighting the public, I think we’ve evolved pass the need for assassination. Just have MSNBC or CNN constantly shit on anyone genuinely concerned about the poor, while claiming to be neutral, and endorsing corporately bought, fake populists as the more “realistic” voices. Or FOX claiming to support workers rights, because they support their right to work for starvation wages.

You just do it legally.

@@Catlady-mw4en Skilled workers make great money. Unskilled workers earn what their unskilled labor is worth which is not that much. They have every opportunity to learn a trade to improve themselves though.

This had me cracking the f up

And for making a comment on watching it.

@@patricblair4240 1011

Welcome to the good time list.

Lmao me too

So be it

Edmond Marquier Just sign a Free Trade Agreement that sells out American workers and banks will pay you back in speaking fees. $600k at a time...

Deregulate ThisNow How do I get to that position ?

Edmond Marquier​ It looks like you have to be a corrupt President to pull it off. I notice Jimmy Carter doesn't get $600k paid speeches for Goldman Sachs. I would feel terrible guilt, but those hundreds of millions would pay for a lot of therapy, booze, and hookers!

Affirmative Action Jedi Exploitation of wage slaves is the only thing that makes the rich cream in their pants.

Thx guys, Im on my way to being a corrupt monster !!

My school teaches taxes

@@waterbender6288 That's because you don't live in America

@@yasirkadhim2940 they teach to pay taxes and how important it is, how they keep society moving with taxes. They never mention the other sides

Poor people aren't getting poorer in any literal sense. Poor people today have smart phones, cable and free housing, automobiles and clothing. And until recently poor people couldn't get obese. Today's poor people have more than the middle class did a few decades ago.

@@billschlafly4107 Sorry Bill, but my parents were middle class to lower middle class and they had a house (they were still paying on, a car, a bank account, and decent credit rating. I don't have a NO place to live (staying at a friends), no bank account, NO MONEY...literally, and NO job! I do get a SNAP card and get state insurance though. The only things I own is a bike and a smartphone. I don't even have a service provider because I literally can't pay it. I use a free app just to make calls and it must be with wifi. Trust me, I am nowhere near wear my parents were 30-50 years ago. In fact, a person could almost raise a small family off $14 an hour back in the 1970's & 80's. Now, you can't even take care of yourself off of that. Honestly, In 1980 it was under $1 for a pack of cigs, $0.25 for a soda, and it was the same type of costs for milk, gas, & everything else. So you can argue it's even harder today. There are many, many, more poor families now then when I was growing up. I live in a bigger city in the midwest and there weren't many ghetto's in the city. Now the entire inner city is just one HUGE GHETTO! All the neighborhoods that were nice and affluent now have drug dealers, hookers, and violence. The houses are run down, there is litter everywhere and it's just getting worse. All the jobs that were available back then have been outsourced to China, India, etc... The big corporations, banks, pharmaceutical companies, hospitals, etc... are becoming mega rich and buying up so much property. I know a lot of millennials live in their own head and think everything is hunky-dory, but it is the opposite. Finally, when I was growing up, the population was 4 billion, now it is almost double that. That is crazy and by the year 2050 it is projected to be almost tripled. With so many people, there is only enough land to destroy, resources to use up, and jobs to go around. There are more & more prisons being built but they can't keep up with the disenfranchised part of the population. It is so sad and the only positive is I won't be around when this planet is on the verge of chaos and possibly even self-destruction.

Not for me!

Net neutrality being done with im trying to watch as much as I can.

@thomps333 lying piece of shit.

Hahahahaha 25-30min. That's nothing!

SilentMott Your experiences are not science. They’re biased anecdotes. Look up Dr Marty Klein, sex therapist. He says porn is harmless.

I am curious. Could you please reference the law that says you have to pay income taxes?

@@Zaekyr the 16th amendment

Wow. That's quite a last paragraph.

@@Zaekyr It exists, deal with it.

@@Iamwhoiam18 insufficient evidence of it being ratified, and at the time the supreme court had a different interpretation of "income."

In hell?

Seems like someone needs a new husband :)

What a strange standard. Is your husband okay with softly worded ways of saying the same thing as a statement containing swearing?

Your husband has a vagina!

Is your husband my mother?

😂

👍

dude would’ve knocked off the penny arcade but he thought the COPPERS might catch on to him

Wait people who work dont know how much they pay in taxes? A W2 couldnt make it any easier 😂 At the end of the year i always look at the right side even on my pay stub and see how much of Uncle Sam's pecker has intruded into my life -_-

@@nickh3809 the comment you replied to stated all the taxes, even the ones that have absolutely nothing to do with your paycheck. Reading is critical

And this is why capitalism is responsible for the exploitation and suffering of the working class. Under capitalism, in order for the wealthy to be comfortable, the rest of us must be uncomfortable.

Stephanie Brown .... “they” are right. Government is the source of evil. Government assistance is the greatest source of deterrence to work ethic. We need a hand up not a hand out.

The Big Show if you look at the simple history of US emonomics, it contradicts everything you just said. Big Business becomes Big business with lots of govt help such as bailouts, subsidies, tax cuts, and lots of protectionism.

@@tecumseh821 .... Last I checked a corporation doesn't have a work ethic. There is a difference between corporate "welfare" and welfare to the population. If company A has the opportunity to build a factory, they shop for the best possible scenario for building it. Same as you buying a house. It makes tremendous sense for a government to provide the best possible financial incentive. Last I checked no one ever got a job from a factory that wasn't built. Low corporate tax=factory built=100's of jobs=equals good economy=strong tax base. I know they told you trickle down doesn't work, but they lied. It's literally how every system in the world works

@@thebigshow6102 you say in one sentence its a source of evil and then the next statement you say govt is necessary. Which one is it pal? Funny how people believe in the free market even know its proven thru historical evidence thats its never existed. Especially in the US and england

@@tecumseh821 .... Go read the original comment to which I responded. The poster was talking about taxation of individuals. YOU brought up corporate welfare. Two completely different things. Taxation of the people is evil. Corporate welfare is used to entice corporations to build a factory in a specific location. I didn't change nor conflate the topic, YOU did that. I'll debate either, pick one.

My thoughts.... I do quite a bit of simple math but he beat me to it lol

@@BenGilmore93 Yes, go to Walmart and ask people what's 20% of 30,000. What percent of them would say 6,000?

You can’t divide 30 by 5? It’s the multiplication table

Wtf did you meant? Is it changed? If not this is how almost all the description are made...

Tactile Therapy don’t spend it. Look at it count it and look at it

Well spoken from the ghetto Rat King himself

-be born with it -fantastic last name -live somewhere where things happen, have a good social system, preferably white other than that, very likely fucked unfortunately

@@jl9641 someone’s lacking personal responsibility

you cant just watch for 4 mins lol why are you even watching bill burr if you’re literally looking for tax info 😂

Thank you

Actually, that’s when he starts talking about drug dealers and parking meters. He talks about taxes at 11:30.

Who gives a f*#k, you want tax info, talk to the f*#king IRS 😂

Where do you find high quality safe munibonds yielding that much?

You get a time machine and set it to 1983.

No they dont fool

@@delete.102 Yeah they really do.

@@Josephguestable no the smart ones dont and use out of country bank or use front buisness like laundry mat so not only do criminal use front buisness but the rich do also to avoid high taxes so the ones who pay get write offs

@@executiveorder7146 ex wife did our local billionaire's taxes one year he paid 147 million . 100 times what the average person will make in a life time in one year.

Carlin had a mastery of the English language like few others. I talk to guys like Burr all the time over pints.

Na.... George Carlin is on another level.

As a CPA this "accounting major" in college could has no idea what hes talking about as thats not even close to how accounting works.

Care to clarify instead of just saying what this guy said is wrong?

What is there to clarify..his statements on accounting are factually wrong..he does not understand theory..if you did I wouldn't need to say anymore..Mark to market is only for tradeable assets and its based off of 3 inputs..one being a tradeable market..NOT based off nothing, they have FMV its in the wording..mark to market..Depreciation is only deferring taxes..like richard says you recapture it when the asset is sold..sub companies are all consolidated under the parent company and pay taxes as one entity as opposed to filing separate returns..CLEAR ENOUGH?

Why would you assume that anybody who didn't study this shit would know that? So when you just say people are wrong, but do not provide clarification, you aren't really adding anything to the conversation

Go away..I clearly pointed out this guy who knows nothing about how finance works is an imbecile..just like yourself..I was replying to someone who took an accounting class and was falsely misrepresenting facts..I do not need to teach accounting classes to clarify someone is wrong..when I doubt you understood anything I wrote regardless..

"Who gives a fuck INC." Lmao

The thing is, the billionaires who play these games to avoid paying their taxes, to steal money from all of us, then finance politicians and news organisations to promote the idea that we are being ripped off by "welfare moms". As if a lady at the grocery store pulling her food stamp card out of her fancy gucci purse (or more likely a knock-off) is the real problem, instead of the guy riding in his own private jet, who has an army of servants to stock his mansion with gourmet food. Look at some of the ideas we here in political debate, and think about where those ideas some from.

Amishrobots6 Ofcourse they are - they don't have ALL the money yet. I think the knowledge that there is still money out there that isn't theirs keeps them up at night.

​@@amishrobots I love the idea that the money they earned belongs to "us" more than it does them Truly the mentality of someone who has never built an income the IRS would give two shits about

@@somguy5035 and the guy who replies to my comments on youtube is probably "earning" billions of dollars? You're on the same side of wealth gap canyon as me, even if your tent is a little bigger than mine.

he will give better tax advice than wesley snipes. lol