+supastar Burr is my probably my favorite comedian right now...but "joey bag of donuts" was totally a quote on mike birbiglias first stand up special, Granted its just a minuscule part of an off the top of the dome rant, it was probably subconscious and i am not in any way saying bill stole it...just thought that was interesting
Joey bag o donuts is a very common New England saying that basically means "fat person." Although nowadays I hear people use it for just a generic name as Bill used it here.
that is a drive killer, MIKE!!!! Oh ahhh absolutely, absolutely, ABSOLUTELY AGREE! What he's doing there is he's padding the ball and telegraphing his passes, this is the type of stuff they were working on in the offseason and showed promise of in the preseason but I gotta tell you today I don't know where that was and, ah now, ah you gotta wonder ISITTIMETOHITTHEPANICBUTTONINTAMPA!??!?!!
"He's listening to his coaches, he hasn't hit his wife and he only tested positive to weed. And I'll tell ya, that type of attitude, it's contagious in the locker room!"
But having said that is he going through his second and third reads because last season he was only going through his first and second reads. So I gotta ask is it time to hit the panic button if he doesn’t get it done !?
"Watching a bunch of grown men walking around wearing those jerseys like they're dating the player" Laughed so hard I nearly shit. I worked in a sports bar for 4 months after college, and everything you said nailed it perfectly.
" Alright freeze the tape right there. You see He's making decisions. He is MAKING decisions. And that is a good thing. He's looking at his - not only is- LAST YEAR he was just looking - it was his first reads" 😂😂😂😂 The broken sentences get me lol.
4:30 - 4:41 My legs almost gave out when he started counting. Bill's impersonation of the talk show guys was funny, but I actually had to wipe away tears because of this 😂.
You grab her by a handful of hair on the back of her head and you say, "hey, listen sweetheart, I swear to god, if you cut off the recording, I'm gonna make you live under the coffee table." Fucking GOLD
I agree completely. Even worse now as I sit here and watch the college playoffs now we have a fuckin halftime show for both elimination games? Along with pregame shit that started at 10 am this morning......TIME TO HIT THE PANIC BUTTONNNNNNN. Cracks me up
The addition of Fan Duel and Draft Kings into the mix has made the glorification of the horribly mundane stats permanent. I don't remember back in the 70's, in November, the color announcers mentioning how Jack Lambert did in summer training camp, or if Roger Staubach can still go deep.
My favorite Pregame comments.Teams 0-1....How does this loss affect the rest of their seasonRiding a "two" game winning streak?!?This is the third time these teams have met following consecutive losses on both sides after pre-season during a full moon!How do the defensive coaches handle the injury sustained to nose tackle Whoever?
haha this is late but I usually watch NFL network Sunday nights with the panel and its basically the same shit but I still watch it cause football haha....shitttt
Lol....non ex player announcers are super annoying..it boggles my mind why they dont have young announcers with football backgrounds on tv...we have a bunch of old ass boring announcers
It boggles my mind that they pay guys like Tony Romo something like 30 million a year or some shit, when they could just get any halfway decent radio announcer for like 1 million and not only would he probably be better, but nobody watching would give a shit
Ahh Bill, you're losing me man. "Grab your girl by the back of her hair and tell her, "If you don't record my show..."" That was an asinine statement. Wow.
mightguyfan Comedians love to stand behind the word "joke" with their clown noses on to give them license to be stupid, but when people like what they are saying all of the sudden they claim it to be truth and they want the adoration that comes with it. They are hypocrites and the people that cover for them are sheep. When people say goodbye to you do they just say "goodBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" :)
I love Bill Burr, but I dont hate this stereotypical football speak, I hate it when its inaccurate. On espn and nfl channels all you will find is a generalized bullshit view of your team.
