"it would be quicker" Pffft ya it would be quicker if I hopped behind the counter at Burger King and started helping them flip burger but that's now how this works numb nuts Bill is absolutely right
Bill's curmudgeonly attitude keeps him funny. Rogan was saying on his podcast with Whitney Cummings how some comedians lose their edge after becoming successful because they're too happy and comfortable and haven't got anything to kick against. Bill has inherited his dad's temper and it's hilarious!
I keep coming back to this every few weeks. My favourite rant. Just love it when he's calm then goes right offfff. Haha. "This David Blane looking dude".
Someone needs to explain to Bill commercial bankers are not the same as investment bankers. The guy at the branch isn’t remotely related to the banker he seems to hate. He may soften up on the poor chaps at neighborhood Chase
Why is it so out of line for some prick to do what he gets paid for? Because your parents raised a bunch pussies that made you think everybody is your friend. I enjoy being either the cause of or the witness to the real world slapping you in the face. Once in awhile I get lucky and I'm the one that gets to do it.
@@joeyvanostrand3655 That’s so true. So many entitled fucks out there. As the saying goes “Good times make weak men....” etc etc. These people should get in the army for one week just to see what it’s like to do hard work. Any longer and they’d cry and have to take a mental health day.
hed be half way through it and go off on a rant about how its fucking stupid then sing a little song about you being an idiot and then finish selling you it and start talking to you about aliens just like all his sponsors
After hearing so many of your case, I'm not yet Hy you're views aren't sky rocketing! You're awesome man, love the podcast, love the stand ups, I hope I can see you live sometime
My entire life I've admired and appreciated his anger and comedy gold within. Just recently learned our birthdays our a day apart LOL. Now I see that I will always be angry like this! Haha yet rebound at the end.😂🤣 I love it
I am kind of with Bill on this, I know it's not a big deal, but at least be polite when asking. No one owes you anything, if you want to ask for his help at least be a fuckin gentleman
When it comes to banking or grocery shopping I'm definitely all about self service. But Bill is right here, the banker was just throwing a dominate alpha move to show who controlled the situation.
I work for a bank in Canada and when a customer is sending a wire they have to proof read all the information they provided after it’s been inputed to ensure it’s all correct then sign off on us to release the funds...so Bill would have had to read the numbers anyways lmao
Bill is right about women having some weird need to buy shit. The worst part is that they buy a bunch of disposable shit that adds up a lot! They will spend tons of money on cloths or other stuff that goes out of style or breaks in a year but then they freak out if you spend a little extra on something. One time I bought an expensive leather belt that was very thick and high quality leather and my wife was like, "you could by 5 belts for that price" and I replied "or I could buy this belt that will outlast those 5 belts put together PLUS I get to have a nice belt that whole time!!" Same with tools. She wonders why I spend twice as much for a quality tool and EVERY time I have to explain that the tool may cost twice as much but it lasts 5 times as long. it is the difference between buying thow away shit VS buy shit that you pass on to your grand kids. I have a table saw that was made in the 1940s that works much better than a Dewalt saw that is brand new. I think a lot of this has to do with women constantly wanting NEW shit rather than GOOD shit.
You're 100% Right. I woulda done the same thing, called him out on his laziness because ive done it before where ive told employees "ohh im sorry, i didn't know i also worked here"
Bill doing an impression of the British guy on the meditation tape sounded like the dentist from the Simpsons, old school Simpson's that is, where Ralph goes to the dentist and the dentist scares the shit out've em with the big book of British smiles lol!
I have the same problem but I think the guy is right about expectations being the source of that anger and frustration. When you do your job, you make sure that people get their money worth but that's not the case for a lot of people. People do whatever they can get away with. Basically You could have told him: "I came to the bank to have somebody to help with this. It's your job. Do it." And hand all the documents It might have worked
God damn if Bill was your uncle and he was taking you out to do some shit he's the kind of guy that would cause a scene like this in front of you over something small. I love it!
I listen to this every time my incompetent, Adderal spun co-worker who doesn't have the decency to quit makes my job harder. They won't fire her and I've been here way longer.
As a banker myself I usually just have the customer hand me the information for the wire transfer and just type it in. I hate it when they 'try to help me' by reading it to me. I want to see with my own two eyes that I am putting the information correctly.
My account manager was a dick. A sarcastic dick to boot. I told him I wasn't paying his commission for handling my account for him to be a comedian, and that the last guy (who got promoted) was efficient, nicer, in a way that I never had to see him because shit was being done. He told me I had to write a letter to him asking to switch managers, and he'd have to approve. I told him I'd take the same time writing a letter to the administrator saying if they don't switch me from this incompetent I'd take my business to the competition. Now they switched me to this nice lady who understands I want to be minimally invested in everything and just mails me occasionally for confirmation. Life is just fucking peachy.
Having a history that includes working for a big high street bank - I have an inner glow when I swapped them a little shitty 2 bedroom flat for £300,000 tax free :) I fucking hated working there and LOVED the day I left (before they went tits up!) FAB!
Haha about women shopping, that's definitely my husband..I very rarely buy anything but yet the UPS man is at my house every day dropping something off for my husband Haha
Something really fucking weird just happened. Ok, so I had two tabs open, I was watching this and switched tabs 20 secs into this video to watch a David Blaine video. I finished David's video, returned to this one and pressed play, and within 10 seconds bill said David Blaine. WTFFFF!?!?!?
