Bill Burr Tackles The Population Problem | Netflix Is A Joke 

Lol so true.

his playing both sides, he deliberately used a tactic to make you accept gay people but combining humour, so his gone woke, his not your hero

Dictators aren't honest either they just don't need to give a f*** about people's opinions

@@GawrGurasBathTubPizza I don't need him to be my hero i need him to be himself and honest to himself and not kowtow to people trying to use him as a sock puppet

@@liquidsnake6879 Case in point.... Trump!

Best part of the clip.

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I still die at it

I burst out when he does it

Did you bring a ✏️?

Oh i hope Im part of the 85% lol fuck life im glad when its over.

@@christopherschneider2968 I'm with you buddy

If you were any way intelligent you would make yourself part of the 15% he jokes about, in reality get yourself a part of the 25%. 😂🤔😊

Bold of you to assume that that is not the reason behind why they're cheering.

@roven 08 Burr is actually an insightful guy for anyone. Obviously most of what he says is humor but most of what he said is legit common sense.

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2:10

So much sudden, untamed aggression lmao

He's so clever with this sort of thing! Like doing the chopper tour guide's speech off mic as if he's sitting in the seat beside him while he mimics the jumper taking his belt off.

I even make it sound like him in my head...

I thought it was Jesus in my head all this time I guess I was wrong! Oh wait I know I was wrong!

I hear him too😂

I hear a combination of Bill and George Carlin these days lmao

Nuke times Square nuke times Square nuke times Square. Dammit bill shut up.

85%

A DJ what’s 50+35 pal, I’ll give you a minute don’t strain yourself

@@nomadichippie1930 I already the end result for you

I know appreciate 💪the heavy lifting

Pierre C. Plus for percentage points you need 2 different sets of data, bill is proposing increasing the original amount from 50 to 85%, not killing half then killing the additional 35 percentage point, and this guy you’re being a white knight for literally said the exact same thing as me

what is draft

@@wrightvcx2249 player gets picked to a team

Well he's not lying.

The vaccine will sterilize or kill many. Poleshift 2023.

@@braedonharris9802 Any proof Mr.Brofessor? Or do you like spreading conspiracies.

@The Deathless watch Bill Gates ted talk😂

@@braedonharris9802 What's it like having a double digit IQ?

These little parts are why Burr is so great. He inserts these little things here and there and their impact is huge! He's a legend for a reason.

Sounds like my honeymoon

Something Mr.Hand ( Fast Times At Ridgemont High) would say

I believe this is part of the reason why i always have a pen on me

That’s so hilarious

Oh yeah, that was hilarious, lol "with birthday cake in his mouth and a Santa hat on his head!"

@@KS-xk2so That was so specific I was dying of laughter 😂

No one cares about stupid Marvel blow em up movies 😂

@@Stevetheretard123 you stupid

You FIRST!!!

Actually funny🤣🤣

@@Stevetheretard123 idk man you got one like and he got 600, I’m pretty sure more people care about those marvel movies than your dirt biking at this point

*the world

You people act like Dave Chappelle and Bill Burr are saving the world. They’re comedians. All these people in the comments are gonna laugh at him and then forget what he said in a couple hours

Ethan Hayden lol what? I grew up alone from home to home, comedy was my only way to stay sane for so many years I had to try my best to keep light hearted and these comedians including Louis helped me do so. Maybe comedy doesn’t mean shit to you and your 3 likes but it means the world to others

@@TheNutshaq I love the two comedians but you're right, their fans act like they're some sort of messiah that's gonna change the world. It was rich to see salty Bill Burr fans say he was getting soft after he got married, because they thought he was just some woman hater.

@@TheNutshaq I disagree. They make people look themselves in the mirror, which is a good thing these days.

Hafidhi Kabanda thanos has more compassion for humanity. He took %50 😅

No. Thanos only wanted to destroy 50% :)

tan min well actually in the comics his goal wasn’t to kill half but to completely wipe out everyone and start over lol. But Disney wanted it to seem more empathetic to the villain

@Virtual Rasta I was with you till you started complaining about sjw's

@@skael1258 noone cares who you're "with" that's the point.

Thanos: and I am taking all of the risk here

@@michaelbme1983 Thanos did nothing wrong ;)

@@skoll_2024 yes he did. He didn't add the other 35%.

@@michaelbme1983 every time Thanos gets a stone he physically gets weaker

@@bailujen8052 What?

There's a 50% chance of that, yes

"now two more times"

I liked Thanos. But obviously, that idea is dumb - because it's just a short term thing. You cut a population in half, it's gonna double again in 20 years or so. And then you have the same problem again.

4of92000 underrated af. Good one

Thanos is soft ans want 50%. Bill goes 85%.

Can someone actually do this? lmao

@@mayapurdham200 with him laughing and smiling, I feel it'd be even more hilarious!!! Lmfaaooooo

Kaeas - Sean Lee Riggs hahah exactly! We need a pro editor to get on this.. ASAP

@@mayapurdham200 absolutely! Lol

Dictator Bill :)

I've scoured the internet and can't find ANY mention of Carl Jung ever writing that or saying that.

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Now on I am always carrying a pencil ✏

Oh for sure. I actually saw him in acting roles on breaking bad and chappelle before i saw his standup. he always seemed like a natural actor, i never got the idea "Oh, he's a sketch or improv buddy?" No. It's talent.

Only America has never had a democracy, ever.

@@ryankl1984 Um yes it actually has.

@@TheVeregat Oh yeah? When was that?

@@ryankl1984 Most of our country's life, not all of it though I will admit.

@@ryankl1984 states vote for the president so hes right. It is a kind of democracy

If he says things that people are already thinking about, why would anybody disagree? If something makes people laugh, isn't that often a sign of approval? So why would they want to disagree? I'm of course just speculating here, but that's what you *seem* to be saying here, and let me tell you, it sounds moderately, no scratch that, very idiotic. It just doesn't make any sense.

generic username you...You’re dumb 😂

@@charlesbirdsong6782 don't worry Diean, contrarian edgelords are a staple of YT comment sections. Ignore the retards and they just go away.

@@akielstraker What was edgy or retarded about what I said? I simply proved how self-contradicting the original comment was.

roven 08 The irony of your comment is astounding.

And we can all relate, I always START a conversation quietly!

@@johngibson6597 i shuld'not be here to yall dum coments but the fake playge did'not get me HAH. but i messd up so many organ delivers for lots of diferent reasons but i dont have to go into that.thank the sistem it dont let them find out that i was the kink in the chaine for 24 to 44 died p.eople but not my problem bcuz why did them people even needed organs in the first place. i did them favors they probz thank me from heaven.

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he broke the camera

Fr probably all that ginger radiation broke the color on the camera. Lol

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Bill the ol Whitee White

Lol

Iván Egües it’s honestly so impressive

Like a freaking transmission in a Bugatti

To smooth

Bill is honestly one of the greatest to ever do itn

Same. I also thought he said Sharpies and I was confused.

First time i heard this, so did I, NGL. I was waiting for the "I'm sorry I said you suck and should use a ballpoint/fountain pen."

Thinking about it, that 85% s*** sound dumb, and in actuality how long can it work, America is going to be so weak pretty soon from all the internal problems, we add getting rid of motherfukers to it and we're going to be an easy to push over country cuz it's not going to be enough soldiers and I know ain't no senator's son going to be the soldier

@First Name Last Name yea a 21 year old is a boomer, okay

Max Juwil Calderon ok boomer

CD Shawn he never said killing the military. Just most of everyone else

@First Name Last Name The "Ok Boomer" meme was awesome... at first. Now it gets used in so many inappropriate and inapplicable ways that it doesn't mean anything anymore. Fail.

You must watch his Conan spots; genius! Which makes 1 wanna invite Louis C.K. back...... Weinstein will most likely walk free from multiple rape charges, but still punishing Louis? Enough! Need intelligent, boundary breaking comedy talented like Bill, and like Louis!

Didn’t realize you commented on videos not by cr1tikal

i'd watch the racial draft...

@@deevee5348 I don't think lots would get the reference, lol .. and I'd watch the racial draft too

That's a possibility. In the words of Donald Trump "Ask Chyna "

Henry Kissinger

If that were true they failed because it's not lethal as its been made out to be. Yes the virus kills people but its not a large percentage of the population.

CaptHawkeye dude it’s a fucking comedy show nobody is going to this thing and taking notes for later. It’s pretty obvious he’s not serious and if you can’t see that you should DEFINITELY be part of the 85%

Lol trueee some Chinese intelligence agency guy lol 😂

Cringe

Exactly

Bill wished for 85% to die. Unfortunately corona has only infected 1.5% of America

But god isnt real

Not even close, still a crap ton of traffic and long ass lines at Chick Fil-A. Coronavirus has killed less than 1% of the population, it's way overhyped by the media.

@Kooteney Kracker China has a lot of gods so yeah

@@cthulhucrews6602 china was mainly at fault for why it became a pandemic by trying to cover it up and locking down earlier and letting chinese tourist spread it around the world.

I get the reference

Until you run out of ammo, or dont know how to maintain the gun and it jams or backfires. Plus in every movie, sound draws them. Shotguns are loud. Unless you have a silencer. Another part to maintain.

@@TheAconitumnapellus you missed the joke buddy they are suppressor not silencers. And they do not make them for shot guns... Fail.

@@tron3747 you got a problem over here thwamn, not anymore. Until you run put of ammo then you just got a big stapler in your hand. Lol

I hear ya

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@@dataky7523 looks like it

I don't think that's true. He's a comedian. His job is NOT to take himself seriously. It's purely entertainment.

@@sub-zero710 you can be serious and funny at the same time too. i guess it's his demeanor makes him so funny

It's just entertainment. It's not like he's a political activist.

bills

Submission to God is not popular but well worth it.

@@dawnslivkoff4176screw that nonsense. This “god” is not real so your comment is meaningless. You go ahead and submit to your imaginary gobbledygook but just keep it to yourself. Stop trying push it onto others. We are beginning to get sick of religious crap in non religious videos. Keep this up and eventually I will start scolding these evangelists I occasionally encounter where I live in person by tearing their religion a new one with straight scientific based fact’s. Stop posting religious comments on non religious videos!!!!! Enough with this crap!!!!!!

@@aleks5405 What? No personally I think it's hilarious. Especially the timing.

Netflix has the balls other don't. Timing is indeed superb.

@Bifford Trousertrout lol says a guy who's never had sex

@Bifford Trousertrout If a girl asks me, I find that hot idk why

@Great Cornholio bet

Extra points for L's symbol from Death Note as your avatar

5% to 10% of people infected will die. So.. if 100% of population get infected.. at best scenario.. we will go from 9 billions to 8.1 billion... And that will never happen. Corona virus will harm economy.. nothing good will come out of it.

@@GreyZonex The world is 7.7 right now if you trust the numbers.. some think its way less...

@@GreyZonex 5 to 10%? more like 0.5%

Fedde van der Vorm none of the evidence agrees with you

@@nynonimousnynth3844 I said that a while ago, if relevant new information is now available could you send me a link?

ta sdmni

Not 85%, 100%, try that

@Dean Gulberry I mean he may be serious and all, but a majority of the research and studies indicate that overpopulation is not actually a real problem. The worlds leading and most widely accepted demographic projections indicate that population growth will begin to stagnate around 2060, and experts estimate that global resources will more than meet the demand of increased numbers. Generally when people blame socioeconomic and environmental issues on overpopulation, they are grossly oversimplifying a very complex array of systems that play into the issues we are currently experiencing. Most experts say the real issue is over-consumption, specifically by 1st world countries/superpowers, not specifically overpopulation. For example, on the topic of pollution, if overpopulation was the main cause of pollution, we would expect the areas with the highest population (or maybe even highest population density) to have the highest pollution rates. However, the US (who's population is ~323 mil) produces roughly double the amount of CO2 that India produces (who's population is ~1.3 bil). So the United States produces roughly 15 times the amount of CO2 that India does, per person. That's a lot. Overpopulation is an easy scapegoat for a lot of our issues, but the bottom line is the real world is just far more complex than that. On the other hand it does make for a good comedy routine.

In fairness, it’s easy to spit truth when you’re not up for reelection every few years

Good times 4 comedians.

@@nickheisler2559 interesting. But what about habitat loss and loss of bio diversity?

Sad times??? What are you talking about? Comedians have always been brutally honest!

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Joseph Stalin to Coronavirus: "Hold my Cigar"

@@stevenrodriguez9313 Vladimir Lenin: hold my red October and the czar head!

Hitler: just hold...

Yeah, not really.

*prophet, but yessssss

It was actually Dwight from the office. Who said it first.

*prophet unless he got paid for it ;)

Do u realize how long this special has been out?

Bryce Roberts I’m giving away free sarcasm today.

@@aijax3609 That's not sarcasm.

Programming

Well I mean...

Thanos only took 50%, that's too low according to Bill

Thanos did something wrong, he only erased 50 percent Bill said it should be 85 percent

Bill: The kid's got talent.

Thanos didn't do anything. He's imaginary. Also, stop celebrating Mickey Mouse's birthday.

And Minister Mason from Snowpiercer: "Precisely, 74% of you shall die."

Covid-19 was listening to Bill Burr and said... "don't wear masks humans"

Roberto Rodriguez baby. No baby.

Haim Dmitriev It is! I watched it just the other day.

@@sergiosaunier Netflix library changes from country to country

Bruno Souza It does indeed.

@@sergiosaunier which is fucked up cuz we all pay the same ...

well, get on it.!

And all the women say, WE NEED ONE, TOO!

That didn’t work out 😂