Bitlife but I become a serial killer

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Bitlife but I become a serial killer, I don't even know what the kill count was
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Twitter: / callmekevin1811
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@phazedscrubs 4 года назад

Not Guilty: So how long am I going to be in prison for? Judge: You see that giant glowing thing in the sky...? When it burns out.

@OrokanaMkIII 4 года назад

Casually walks out at night

@personal2741 4 года назад

Judge: Welcome back Not Guilty. The state sentences you to three trillion years in maximum security prison. You’ll never see the sun again. Not Guilty: I’ll be out tomorrow.

@toestealer 4 года назад

@@personal2741 lmaoo

@poemsbypoetry 4 года назад

But he's Not Guilty!

@mitchellbarton7915 4 года назад

The moon? But your honor, that doesn't burn ou-... Oh.

@NamariCo 4 года назад

Judge: *according to your name, you're not guilty.*

@IamaPERSON 4 года назад

Kevin: Sweet, I'm free to go then!

@Liam_The_Great 4 года назад

yeah thats the joke

@sarahmossman6378 4 года назад

KING AUTISM TV o k

@Gimeasamich 4 года назад

@KING AUTISM TV alright then

@Gimeasamich 4 года назад

@Abyss is that not what I’m typing???

@rthwip 4 года назад

Fun fact: in ancient Greece somebody killed a guy named rophon so they named him Bellerephon (Killer of Rophon) and Bellerephon never admit he killed Rophon, so they called him Innocent Bellerephon, which means I killed Rophon but I'm innocent. History repeats itself.

@ratsovereign2887 4 года назад

and at another point this dude got a title, The Blameless. so that made his name Bellerophon The Blameless literally translate to "I killed Rophon but it wasn't my fault", and I think that's wild

@SirDankleberry 3 года назад

That sounds like such a shitpost that history has given us.

@JayWalk_Official 3 года назад

Wasn't this the same guy who was sent to work for the king of another city to atone for his crime, but the queen didn't like him so he sent him to her father's kingdom to be killed? And then he ended up taming Pegasus?

@rthwip 3 года назад

@@JayWalk_Official Yes he is that guy

@isaiah9501 3 года назад

I think ive heard of him in a book.

@Olivia-ek9ib 3 года назад

1:55 "You can murder the other students, but when you insult the headmaster that's too far" American public education system *sweats nervously*

@jensb3946 3 года назад

The fuck you on about?

@doge751k 3 года назад

@@jensb3946 well well well, so a kid was getting bullied until she killed herself, the school said that they tried everything but when a kid had a Basketball Team haircut, the principal cut his hair with how long old clippers, happy now?

@jensb3946 3 года назад

@@doge751k Again, what the fuck are you on about? Is this something that actually happened? Do you have a source?

@doge751k 3 года назад

@@jensb3946 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-6GYWva_sgs4.html this is my source for the video, right now I am trying to find the kid suicided video now you moron.

@razier5299 3 года назад

@@doge751k Not knowing something like that doesn't make someone a moron.

@TechnoLion1 4 года назад

At this point the only type of title Kevin could surprise me with is ”Bitlife but we live a peaceful family life”.

@Starlightbooper 4 года назад

I would still expect a plot-twist, it's not possible.

@Daphodil27 4 года назад

@@Starlightbooper yea.. like they are peaceful because they're all DEAD.

@rain3339 4 года назад

It's Daphne come on... we all know Kevin wouldn’t let them be peaceful in death

@nianorton4875 4 года назад

Bitlife but I don't get bunions

@thattbugg9531 4 года назад

Then it would be like wait WHAT

@rhiannonlister517 4 года назад

“Today we are going to be a serial killer” ahhh yes... what else should we expect

@IamaPERSON 4 года назад

Pickens doing cult stuff

@Kmn2 4 года назад

Rhiannon Lister I just love how casually he says it then again it is Kevin he becomes a mass murderer in almost every game he plays

@mynameisadude1948 4 года назад

You mean everyday

@vale-hs3sk 4 года назад

Mr Bruh 😂 even if he doesn’t try to it always goes badly and he gets angry and starts killing people

@Gimeasamich 4 года назад

Seems normal

@pleasehelp3319 4 года назад

“I’m on the verge of death and have depression at age three” lmao this is already a roller coaster right in the beginning

@T.L1811 3 года назад

Perfect childhood for a murderer

@warfour1261 4 года назад

When he was doing the lottery and he said “I keep saying one more go but I just can’t stop” that worries me a lot

@doggytheanarchist7876 3 года назад

That's just how lotteries work? Non?

@lsrpjune3500 3 года назад

JerkSpawn SlutBoy no that’s how addicts think lolol.

@JoshuaKimbrough 3 года назад

He's like vinesauce Joel who's a degenerate gambler

@justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097 3 года назад

He was foreshadowing his Among us addiction, none of us realised.

@happylittletrees6685 3 года назад

We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you No, I'm never gonna give you up No, I'm never gonna let you down No, I'll never run around and hurt you Never, ever desert you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you No, I'm never gonna give you up No, I'm never gonna let you down No, I'll never run around and hurt you I'll never, ever desert you

@atakurt4247 4 года назад

First 9 years of your life passed : Killed Someone - Expelled from School - Having a depression in Kevin's Case: GOOOD START

@doctordoc2351 4 года назад

the way you worded this implies that you can have multiple depressions

@reallyrandomreactions 4 года назад

Communist Fat Yoshi you can??

@idontunderstandjokes8308 4 года назад

Xalky kweit

@atakurt4247 4 года назад

@@idontunderstandjokes8308 خەڵکی کەرکوکم کورد لێرەش هەیە 🤣

@crystal2967 3 года назад

Didn’t know other Kurds like me also watch Kevin 😂 that’s cool

@shrek181 4 года назад

It would be more of a twist if the title was “bitlife but I live a normal life”

@IamaPERSON 4 года назад

More like Ring of Fire

@enclavesoldier5737 4 года назад

“I Kevin, wish to live a normal life”

@marhabacarpet8593 4 года назад

cutting off your dick isn't normal

@Ethan_Burke 4 года назад

@@IamaPERSON more like bore ragnarok

@troski3654 4 года назад

269 now 270. 😁

@loisroulson9238 4 года назад

"Haha imagine if this was the first video someone watched of me." Me, watching for the first time: you're fine.

@darkclaws1234567891 3 года назад

Lord voldemort is that you

@samwisegamgee1243 4 года назад

Kevin: "999 million years" 9 million: "Am I a joke to you?"

@markmcculfor6113 2 года назад

Lol I saw that too

@dangholston26 4 года назад

Tough to sneak off to another country when you’re on an island Kevin

@nathanfrank9469 4 года назад

KING AUTISM TV ummm ok?

@Name.......... 4 года назад

I mean technically isn't every country an island, because the definition of island is a piece of land completely surrounded by water and most countries are in fact surrounded by water.

@24GramsOfSteve 4 года назад

@@Name.......... An Island is a continental-land that is surrounded by water on all its sides. There are different names depending upon the size of this land and the water body surrounds it. A continent is a large land mass that has specified geographical boundaries and separated by oceans.

@Name.......... 4 года назад

@@24GramsOfSteve Sigh dude I know that... it was meant as a sarcastic joke but I know it's hard to read my horrid attempt at humor over a RU-vid comment.

@Name.......... 4 года назад

Maybe I'll put in a "wink wink haha" at the end next time.

@ay9989 4 года назад

"I definitely killed the right parent" A phrase you may not hear anywhere else 😂

@notaturnip545 4 года назад

'may'

@MichaelRosen-wz4ru 2 года назад

**cough cough** rimworld **cough cough**

@reganh5223 Год назад

Considering how fricked the world is, I’m sure that phrase will come up again at some point in time.

@tjk-goix8513 Год назад

Umm...

@tommycoolatta6533 Год назад

"Ok... Who can give me a sex change" Is another one

@timmyb8353 4 года назад

I've been listening to this in the background while working. It sounds like the ramblings of a completely coherent psychopath who believes everything he is telling. Very American Psycho feels.

@Cvnt_blvnt 4 года назад

”I've killed a few people but I have never been a proper serial killer” The FBI:.... The police:... Kevin's family:.....

@AgentTasmania 2 года назад

The fuck would the FBI care about a guy in Ireland?

@redpanda6134 2 года назад

@@AgentTasmania Because he might be an international threat

@lenkagamine4145 2 года назад

@@redpanda6134 that would mean the CIA would be concerned with him, not the FBI

@d04lvallier 4 года назад

Kevin: "No jail can hold me and no man can kill me" *You got Bunions*

@adrianposkonka8331 4 года назад

He will always escape prison, he can't be touched by anyone, but he can't save himself from the curse that are bunions.

@dantedesilva2977 4 года назад

you can never escape bunions

@flamingdog9207 Год назад

I fear no man. But that thing... *Bunions* It scares me.

@alexs.7956 Год назад

Bunions are the final boss

@GameGabe 4 года назад

when you thought the series couldn't get any better

@IamaPERSON 4 года назад

Then Kevin joined

@IamaPERSON 4 года назад

@@AxxLAfriku your sisters don't count as girlfriends, you mistake of life.

@pinklipsmoney444 4 года назад

@@IamaPERSON dammmm 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝓊𝒻𝒻

@IamaPERSON 4 года назад

@@pinklipsmoney444 yep! I would say you know i had to do it to him, but then that implies he gave me STDs

@langweilig5637 4 года назад

AxxL nice bait

@valerio1257 4 года назад

"It's time to vaccinate your son." "Uhm, nah. It's another way of murdering!" Oof.

@hydromano6652 3 года назад

Yeah not vaccinating kids is basically killing them.

@Hola-pe4ph 3 года назад

Not vaccinating kids its like a way of torture but without weapons

@meghanprytula3174 3 года назад

@@Hola-pe4ph k ........m..m.m...m. mkmmkkmkkkkkkkk....k.k ....kkkk

@feckmyself2741 2 года назад

@@hydromano6652 I've never been vaccinated and healthier than my vaccinated friends

@feckmyself2741 2 года назад

@@Hola-pe4ph Not at all, I'm healthier than my vaccinated friends!

@renivideht 2 года назад

Just realised that this is a one year old foreshadowing: "Let's go to Spain, I love Spain."

@ByteDeity 2 года назад

That's what I thought!

@whenfunnydancingcockroach4625 2 года назад

Kevin's mentioned before that he's wanted to live in Spain.

@aspenmarie3197 4 года назад

“I’ve never been a proper serial killer” Does Jim just not exist anymore?

@No-yp7kr 4 года назад

Jim is his own chaotic entity that cannot be controled

@IceKreacher 4 года назад

Jim kind of has a mind of his own to be honest.

@aspenmarie3197 4 года назад

Metalhead 1966 fair

@aspenmarie3197 4 года назад

Ariel RF hahah true

@littlebigparardise9245 4 года назад

He is more than just a mere "serial killer." He is our God.

@myrin265 4 года назад

The way Kevin's voice dropped when he said "I've never actually been a proper serial killer" makes me doubt the truth of that statement greatly.

@kittypeanut4102 2 года назад

@Smit Shilpatul makes sense

@omershaik6374 3 года назад

I love how when kevin needed to pick a new name after the transition, the game suggested the name of his first girlfriend whom he impregnated and then beat to to death with a club. Like yea, that's a great idea for a name!

@KitsuneMp9 3 года назад

I like how his sentence got reduced from 320 million years to 80 million years. Also, if you wanna know just how monstrously long that is, if you went back in time 320 million years, you’d be in the Carboniferous era, a time when giant insects roamed the Earth and 75 million years before the first dinosaurs would evolve.

@goobgoobgoob 4 года назад

“I’m not a serial killer” 2 seconds later “I want a body count”

@godzillaworks4585 3 года назад

Sam'o'nella pfp

@godzillaworks4585 3 года назад

A man of culture as well, I see

@DrBlueHigh 3 года назад

Once he gets that body count he will be a serial murderer

@lemurofthecentury1125 3 года назад

Maybe he wasn’t talking about killing people

@goth.1e 4 года назад

Me :*reads title* This is a description of most games Kevin plays.

@Deadbeatcow 4 года назад

@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS no-one fucking asked

@raisa1918 2 года назад

Kevin moved to Spain in this video and now, a year later, he's moving irl. Let's hope that's the only coincidence from this video

@firerhino8592 2 года назад

I was gonna say

@rosiered6712 2 года назад

He's moving??

@haimynameiskai 4 года назад

"so how long am i in prison for?" "yes."

@fictional-girl_05 4 года назад

@Kittysuit 4 года назад

"You can murder the other students, but when you insult the headmaster, that's too far" welcome to youtube

@pedrostormrage 4 года назад

1:28 "Patella" (aka kneecap) is the bone located in front of the knee joint. 3:54 "Jackwagon" a slang insult meaning "worthless" or "dumb". A jack wagon was the chow (food) wagon in a wagon train or cattle drive, and brought up the rear of the procession. Thus positioned, it was subject to all the dust and debris of the stuff ahead of it. And so, it came to be a slang phrase implying that someone was dumb enough to be riding in the jack wagon.

@umbranmierex2413 4 года назад

I love how he put " a hazelnut spread" 😭🧡

@pedrostormrage 4 года назад

@@umbranmierex2413 Oh, I didn't even notice that XD

@brandonshanelindsey6214 3 года назад

NERD!!! (nah i’m just joking)...nerd

@whatthefuckiswater2055 4 года назад

"The church forgives!" given the context im crying laughing 😂😂

@Bloodshade 4 года назад

11:37 9,993,198. “999 million years” KEVIN CANT MATH

@ethanlivemere1162 4 года назад

"Maybe we should put locks on the doors so the serial murderer doesn't escape again" "Nah man we got this just slap another 10.000 years onto his sentence"

@lyxla2579 4 года назад

I bet the FBI agent watching Kevin is so worried.

@artskies101 4 года назад

The 2 mil subs are also watching Kevin, but they're encouraging him probably

@ambaka9411 4 года назад

Kevin lives in Ireland tho

@deromofo3436 4 года назад

Kevin aint american

@math3000 4 года назад

MI5: Step aside, that's our jurisdiction Interpol: Am I a joke to you?

@math3000 4 года назад

@David Lydon I'm not sure, MI5 is basically there to secure UK's safety and Ireland is literally right next to it, so there's a reason for it

@Iamgudjoe 4 года назад

Me: "hey Kevin, what is the largest number in existence?" Kevin: _pulls out prison record_

@kujiro_x8099 4 года назад

When youtube's algorithm suddenly hears kevin say "I've killed a few people but i've not actually been like a proper, serial killer"

@doggytheanarchist7876 3 года назад

He's gonna get all the gun ads and duct tape ads and shady warehouse storage ads probably a few serial killer starter kit ads. Dexter edition. Google likes ads. Google, no morals - all greed.

@yerman7820 4 года назад

Kevin: "I've not been a proper serial killer" Sims, just sims

@fictional-girl_05 4 года назад

I think he meant he'd never been a proper serial killer in Bitlife.

@finno5827 4 года назад

Imagine Like the judge is like : "NOT GUILTY" Man: already cheering "IS GUILTY" Man: feck

@IamaPERSON 4 года назад

Heyo Finn O. That would ironic.

@stacywillis253 4 года назад

Tell the judge to feck off for fecks sake. 😂😁😂

@kaylal9790 4 года назад

Hey Finn O.

@jackbudi 4 года назад

Hey Finn O.

@P3dotme 4 года назад

I guess you're not from the States.

@kailam1481 3 года назад

The irony of this is that in prison, people call you by your last name. Meaning, he would have been called guilty in prison

@Ronfost89 2 года назад

Flees from Ireland to Spain????? Kevin with that long term storyline foreshadowing.

@zFalconx 4 года назад

"You have been sent back to prison for 319783154 years!" Kevin- Imma head out.

@ptarts09 4 года назад

Whenever Kevin says "if you are new to the channel" it makes me want to rediscover Kevin all over again but with those videos, just to see what it'd be like

@kenjutsukata1o1 4 года назад

My first Kevin video was one of his earlier Sims 4 ones. I believe it was the one when he first made the first prison pods down in the basement of the desert house (I was looking for Sims 4 gameplay videos to decide if I wanted to get it or not, and Kevin's was the first one I clicked). After that brilliantly baffling video I immediately went and watched the series from the beginning. Been a Kevin fan ever since. What was your introduction?

@datrtzhush3734 4 года назад

The first vid i watched was rhe until dawn one, got him recommended after watching rt, tought he was hilarious.

@ptarts09 4 года назад

@@kenjutsukata1o1 I'm not sure, but it might have been one of his Garry's mod rp videos, probably the star wars ones or it might have been the early GTA's ones with Grognak. I wish I remembered

@ptarts09 4 года назад

@@datrtzhush3734 for me it was the other way around, I think I was watching one of Kevin's Sims 4 videos and got recomended RT's first sims 2 video.

@Metzli 4 года назад

@@kenjutsukata1o1 To me it was basically the same xD

@KieranBarnbyAcoustic 3 года назад

Hearing an Irishman pronounce Niamh the way it's spelt is probably one of the funniest things I've heard this year. Yes, I live a sad life 😂

@samsungalaxyxd1823 2 года назад

6:22 aged perfectly

@Ktcha-cw5wf 4 года назад

Judge: who are you? Me: I’m “not guilty” Judge: you are not guilty? Me: thank you have a great day *leaves court*

@sebastiaodecamposalves 4 года назад

Yes

@PythonMFD 4 года назад

@gameshock3897 4 года назад

This is not even funny.

@PythonMFD 4 года назад

@@gameshock3897 No one meant for it to be funny We just did it lol

@gameshock3897 4 года назад

@@PythonMFD I'm not talking about the chain lol, just talking about the joke.

@auntchilada8635 4 года назад

Kevin should have called him First name: Not Not Last name: Not Guilty So then he can be referred to as Mr. Not Guilty, but his name is a triple negative so it still means 'not guilty'.

@lucygladiator7629 Год назад

Or just make his first name 'he's'???

@shadowcastyt 3 года назад

1:28 Patella is the anatomical term for “kneecap” if this actually needed to be cleared up

@ryry4646 2 года назад

6:25 now we know where the idea came from

@hellmon9261 4 года назад

*doesn't vaccinate his son* "It's another way of murder"

@Cinn4947 4 года назад

*Murders them anyway*

@hellmon9261 4 года назад

@@quinn.blink_141 Are you anti-vax or are your parents just anti-vax?

@hellmon9261 4 года назад

@@quinn.blink_141 ok, I hope you get old enough to get vaccinated yourself without any mayor complications! Measles are a bitch

@apeachonahill8059 4 года назад

can we just disable gacha channels from commenting? thanks

@hellmon9261 4 года назад

@@apeachonahill8059 Dude calm down... I just commented something funny Kevin said. A lot of people do that? Why does my channel matter?

@unknownid9276 4 года назад

“Where’s the legal system pretty soft on crime” *Nervously glances at the zoomed in Israel* “Ireland”

@CallOfCutie69 2 года назад

6:23 And that’s how the plan to move to Spain was conceived This is the proof this playthrough was actually based on Kevin’s real life..

@lemurofthecentury1125 3 года назад

3:22 Every Karen: “And I took that personally”

@Los_BreadstickMartian Год назад

9:30 that beats the world record jesus-

@DinoRicky 6 месяцев назад

Omg he’s an world record holder

@dakneegrow. 2 года назад

hilarious that he's worried for new viewers about the squeaky mic or a rambling intro, then right after casually says so today we're going to be a serial killer lol

@sehzzy 4 года назад

Kevin’s inspired me to play BitLife the right way, in all the worst ways possible 😂 so much fun!

@kathrynpalma3043 4 года назад

Me too!! From the first time I watched him play, I downloaded it and have been playing in the worst ways possible. I love it!!

@hummuslord6521 4 года назад

Kevin: "This time it'll be different!" Bunions: *Well hello there* ;)

@yourpsychicfriendfredbear 2 года назад

6:24 Foreshadowing

@velvetsky3451 3 года назад

9:20 the random name it selected was the name of the girlfriend you murdered. what a c o i n c i d e n c e.

@ABWBackyardWrestling 4 года назад

7:08 Ah yes, the "jackpoint".

@mitchellbarton7915 4 года назад

Kevin: *"hey there friends"* Also kevin: *kills friends* Also also Kevin: *"You should be scared."* Me: *"Joke's on you, I WANT to die!"*

@ExVeritasReverentia 4 года назад

Ah, yes, a kindred spirit XD

@YourDad-dh6fj 4 года назад

Please dont die there are many call centers and support networks available, you are important, please reach out for help, things may be rough but there us help available

@mitchellbarton7915 4 года назад

@@YourDad-dh6fj My dad would never say that. Lol he tried to strangle me for not being Christian.

@YourDad-dh6fj 4 года назад

@@mitchellbarton7915 I'll be your dad then. I am proud of you and all I care about is you being a good person and pursuing what you love.

@mitchellbarton7915 4 года назад

@@YourDad-dh6fj awww ;u;

@jessicafernanda11 2 года назад

Love how kevin somehow manages to break even a text-based game

@nblaise21 2 года назад

Kevin is actually moving to Spain now. This is the evidence we need. This video is a documentary.

@sarahmichie4382 4 года назад

"I have done some killing... in this game before"

@IamaPERSON 4 года назад

Wonder if he actually did off someone

@xeante8274 4 года назад

@@IamaPERSON ask the person who hit him with a car

@jackbudi 4 года назад

@GOD GOD how? He’s dead?

@NorthernGreenEyes 4 года назад

Mmmhmmmm 🤔🤔

@Starlightbooper 4 года назад

@@xeante8274 dunno, do some exorcism stuff?

@nessunoinporta5095 4 года назад

Kevin Starts His Videos Saying "Hey There Friends" And He Kills All His Friends ,Oh Feck

@coill. 4 года назад

He says that in the video

@risen3031 3 года назад

I once killed a student in school (in bitlife) and nobody cared. Then i did it again, missed, and got expelled.

@captainpalegg2860 6 месяцев назад

some paleontologist in the distant future: *picks up jawbone* the ghost of the warden: put her back. she still has 7 billion years left in her sentence.

@skullsarecute 4 года назад

I want to see you Bitlife as a loving soccer mom, Kevin style.

@fictional-girl_05 4 года назад

So a loving soccer mom who kills people?

@andreipoplauschi180 4 года назад

@@fictional-girl_05 The enemy team can't win if their dead just saying

@fictional-girl_05 4 года назад

Andrei Poplauschi That’s what “Kevin style” implies

@andreipoplauschi180 4 года назад

@@fictional-girl_05 kevin style has a multitude of meaning raging from a coplete feck up in which the kids are drug dealers who grew up without anyrhing to eat or the one above where kevin murders the enemy soccer team and declare his kids winners by elimination

@lonelychip61 4 года назад

Kevin: "Welcome to the channel" Me: "That's a funny way of spelling and saying 'cult'"

@fandomenthusiast6441 4 года назад

This is my favorite comment on the video

@mi1kguts 2 года назад

i cant believe this video predicted his move to spain

@flamingdog9207 2 года назад

I like to imagine the lag at the end was just the game getting tired of this shit lmao

@piginhumanform28 4 года назад

no one: *Kevin: 319783154 years in prison*

@mckenziecolson7461 4 года назад

"Today we're going to be a serial killer" How is this different from literally every game you've ever played

@BJ-jh5is 10 месяцев назад

6:25 did Kevin just predict his own life without even knowing he would

@Little_Goofy_Goober Год назад

There is a bug, that when you skill in karate you can instakill everyone.

@Void_TheDemon Год назад

I'll have to try that.. 👀

@Sqk. Год назад

It’s not a bug. You can instakill anyone if you learn the final attack of any martial art and lower martial art attack also has a higher chance to kill people than regular attacks

@Raxxer1993Q8 4 года назад

6:04 HAHAHA didn’t expect that. Nice editing for less than half a second in a RU-vid video. This is why you deserve every subscriber (for your effort not just this edit)

@magic8girl 4 года назад

8:03 Kevin saying 'well shit' was the highlight of my day

@maxwellquipey1 9 месяцев назад

"Mr. Guilty", that shit backfired real quick 💀💀💀

@CorporalCanada 4 года назад

2:51: No OnE ExPeCtS ThE SpaNisH InQuISitIoN

@ButiLao44 4 года назад

Me: *reading the title* I'm not surprised

@Jackn17_ 4 года назад

12thDoctor's Companion i was thinking “Wait hasn’t he done this before”

@jackbudi 4 года назад

Same

@stedmandrinkwater6354 4 года назад

Oh! I thought he was already a serial killer.

@yellowfello02 4 года назад

lmao

@cozonac509 4 года назад

i want to know the meaning of this joke (im new on this channel but these comments creep me out..)

@samr4831 4 года назад

I love how the game got him to kill at seven years old, he was really born a serial killer

@veronicar5453 4 года назад

When they ask "are you Guilty?" you can say "I am Not Guilty" without lying at least.

@aristology6912 2 года назад

Good plan except for the fact that no one will ever ask you that question in court

@volden4902 4 года назад

4:17 how the fuck, I don't need sleep I need answers

@BoredMurphy 4 года назад

"Bitlife but I do what I do in every video"

@IamaPERSON 4 года назад

Bitlife, but I take life.

@Jason-hw4tf 4 года назад

I love how every video he says " if this is your first video" but it must be working because his sub counts growing and to be honest I dont remember my first kevin video but if I'm sure it was just as high quality because i showed my dad and he watches Kevin daily

@gorose9899 2 года назад

Watching this in bed as I die. Thank you for giving me a gentle passing, Kevin.

@BetterCallBigShotAutos Год назад

bro?????? don’t tell me this absolute madlad is actually dead edit: uhhhh, you may have actually meant doing it later WHEN you die, not that you’re already doing it sorry, whoever you are but if you’re actually dead, my condolences

@gorose9899 Год назад

@@BetterCallBigShotAutos IM ALIVE DON'T WORRY I don't remember why I commented this 😭

@BetterCallBigShotAutos Год назад

@@gorose9899 oh okay glad to know that

@idkidk6984 3 года назад

11:37 Kevin: 999 MILLION years The actual number: am I a joke to you?

@hiimcrazyfordrwho 4 года назад

9:05 "My cockatoo, Dinner, clawed my throat. I lectured him."

@keatonbash2217 4 года назад

He should have trained it to kill for the days he is busy escaping prison.

@BP9000 4 года назад

"Alright, Let's try clubbing my mom again" Never change Kevin

@grimsyflimsy 2 года назад

I find it really cute that he tried to go to Spain in this video and now he's actually moving there in real life

@fictional-girl_05 3 года назад

So I'm rewatching this and when Kevin made his comment about "imagine if this is the first video you've ever watched of me" and I realized that I think this might actually have been the first video of his that I watched.

@user-zu9rn7ru9v 4 года назад

Kevin: I don't want friends! Kevin refers to us as friends *sweats profusely*

@westallen2383 4 года назад

"But i become a serial killer" tell us something we don't know

@_username_7147 2 года назад

If only we realized why he chose Spain.....

@wasteland.baby. 3 года назад

“You can murder the other students but when you insult the headmaster,that’s too far”

@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens 4 года назад

So, basically every other game

@marioarcieri1837 4 года назад

All hail the dear leader

@ineedlessanxeity501 4 года назад

Hail the dear leader!

@NickyvonHungary 4 года назад

Happy Death Day, Dear Leader Jim! Who's the next victim?

@ytn675 4 года назад

*All Hail The Leader!*

@riverwoodard9324 4 года назад

THE DEAR LEADER HAS SPOKEN respect him

@wonk123 4 года назад

3 days later: Call me Kevin *arrested*

@chunta957 4 года назад

1 day later: *escapes*

@sharkpuppet8592 2 года назад

I tried to be a serial killer in bitlife and I killed my parents friends and Girlfriend without being arrested. Only when I performed a drive by AT my mother. I robbed houses AND tried to Rob a blind man but he "saw" me and ran away