I became the worst Emperor and ruined Japan in Bitlife. I'm sorry Japan. Twitch: / callmekevin Editors: FluffyroxGames #CallMeKevin #MobileGames #Bitlife
The Netflix documentary about call me emperor’s life would be a fucking trip. He went from being a tyrannical emperor to being a yakuza informant to being the mayor of Panama City to being a pornography historian. And throughout it all he was commuting countless murders and other crimes.
@marianna it shouldn't lmao. if people don't have the ability to support their kids in the event they are disabled permanently or are born permanently disabled, they just shouldn't have them. and in the same vein, expecting any 18 year old to be able to support themselves without help is insane.
Even more hilarious when you know Japan loves gambling, they just have loopholes. You play for something that isn’t money, and exchange it at a Definitely Unrelated location for cash.
Emperor of Japan abdicates the throne, immigrates to Ireland, joins the yakuza, becomes a police informant, goes to jail anyway, escapes from jail, goes back to Japan, gets arrested again, then escapes again, immigrates to Panama and gets elected mayor of Panama City, then becomes a porn historian before being fired, gets arrested for drug running but beats the charge, immigrates to Cuba before dying of old age. I want to watch a movie about him.
you left out his original run as schoolboard director, them finding out he's a convicted murderer, (twice) him first not getting on the ballot, then running again and winning.
@@rach3092 There are certain jokes he seems to love so much he just have repeat them when the oportunity arises. Like how, when he plays "The Movies", he inivitably will say "-hey you -me? -yes, you" when casting someone. He always does it every video. Its facinatingly dumb.
Is it a coincidence that this is probably one of the most ruthless and heartless person Kevin had in this series and as he's getting older he's starting to look like Jim.
No matter where Kevin goes, or how many people he’s murdered, he will never forget his love for Ireland. He always goes back. Also the yakuza apparently
Kevin: "Like, I'll just kill someone now. Look, my daughter there." *chooses Drive-By" Game: "You are unable to commit a drive-by murder on your daughter, Riko. Reason: No Driving License." 🤣
Same surname too, at least until he immediately changed his daughter's surname to Emperor. I was concerned until he catapulted the girlfriend and the daughter carried on living.
I don't know a lot about Japanese history but my understanding is that _a lot_ of Japanese Emperors were puppet rulers controlled by their military advisors, so there is that.
i love how Kevin did so much in this Bitlife, most notably was emperor of Japan, but on the gravestone at the end his occupation was listed as "mayor" even though he was mayor for one year...
I knew Kevin was a good guy when refused to legalize the removal of tags off of mattresses. The actual reason why there’s mattress tags is because mattress sellers used to just stuff the mattresses with the worst things like saw dust. Then the FDA came in and said there had to be a tag saying what was inside but people would just remove it. So the FDA made it illegal to take off the tag
Kevin talking about the fact his RU-vid alias includes ist first name, and that it would be confusing if he wouldn't be called kevin Meanwhile Jacksepticeye:...
@@Aura_Broz I surely did. I keep reading your sentence over and my brain just can't wrap around it. I'm going to need it explained to me like I'm a five year old
Did anyone else notice that his girlfriend's name is Riko Sakamoto and his adopted daughter before the name change to Emperor was also called Riko Sakamoto?
I'm sixteen and have recently moved out by myself because of some family issues. Your videos help me to not feel lonely when it's all quiet in the house :) thank you, Kevin
Wishing you luck! I don't live alone yet, but I too often feel extremely lonely, but I know I can rely on Kevin to make me feel less lonely (a couple of other RU-vidrs too, I'm not gonna lie, but yes Kevin too plays a big part here) when I have had bad days.
Hey Kevin! Just so you know- the Rising Sun flag is considered a symbol of racial segregation in many parts of East Asia due to Japan's occupation of them (and ensuing war crimes) in the early 20th century. Edited for detail.
1) no it isn't. It's literally just the sun 2) we were the least racist empire. We liberated asia from white control and even helped Jews hide from hitler. We also modernized Korea for free without so much as a thank you
I hope Kevin reads the comments about the Rising Sun flag and decides to change it :/ I know it was probably unintentional and didn’t mean to hurt anyone but this can make some Asian fans uncomfortable.
Oh yeah, the famous story of the Emperor of Japan. Who left office and eventually Japan with his good looking and genius girlfriend to become a gangster in Ireland. After failing in crime, he decided to become a rat for the police. When that failed as well, he got imprisoned in Japan *twice*. After escaping Japan *twice* he got involved in Panamanian politics. Becoming one of the most approved mayors ever. Despite that he failed to run for governor as his past came up to him. In the end, he moved to Cuba and did what he loved the most. Work in porn historians industry while stil telling his girlfriend he is not ready for marriage at his 90s.
