I let 5,000 people turn me into a psychopath in Bitlife 

I feel bad for the one person in the chat trying to give him a good life.

i genuinely love how there was like nothing surprising about what chat chose each time.

biting the bully's lip was the enemies to lovers trope we've been missing out on all along

I like to imagine as he pushed his step-dad off that ledge he said “it’s just a prank, bro”

"Yeah, YOLO, but also you know...... YOLO." New inspirational quote.

“We are ugly as shit unfortunately” me talking to myself while looking in the mirror every morning.

Kevin's almost as proud of his Bitizen membership as he is of his Geoguesser premium account

“I gave you syphilis but I also gave you a watch…” I’m ugly cry laughing, what an amazing sentence

Wow, he was pretty unlucky to begin with if getting covered in bee stings actually improved his appearance

“I don’t know whether to meet the love of my life or commit some crimes?” -Jim Pickens probably

Honestly, getting out of a relationship with one of Kevin’s BitLife characters with just syphilis is pretty above average.

Headbutting someone's toes just sounds like getting kicked in the head but with more steps

I feel like I should point out since it wasn't highlights worthy, but the guy who turned out to be a rat randomly asked to watch The Sopranos with us, in hindsight we realized maybe it was a "How do you do fellow mobsters" moment, this also made no impact on our decision to out him as a rat.

Chat: *chose to take the driving test only to pick the dumbest answer*

"kick to the thyroid gland" - impressive, this child is more precise than most surgeons

I love how, when it's working out it is "us" and "we" but when it was failing it was "you". Great way to push the blame away while still reaping the benefits!

I’m shaking and crying where’s our hey there friends

1. I love how the father Noah died from smoking at a gas station lol. Not too bright a family, which makes sense why the mother names him failed. 2. I love how he was able to walk into the courthouse for a lawsuit when he was wanted, and won.

Aw jeez, what can’t go wrong when Kevin’s decisions are at the hands of other people, only bad things could ensue

I just love how twitch chat is indecisive about HOW to kill/attack someone and not IF they should do it. Truly Kevin's audience :D

Kevin’s acting like he didn’t raise us to act this way 😂👌🏼

Oh hey, I was the one who suggested "Working Democracy" as a name!

The best part of Kevin's Bitlife characters is always their names

“doesn’t sound good for a murderer to join the military” Jeffrey Dahmer: 👁👄👁

The chat was having too much fun with this one

Olivia was killed via the same methods used to kill the stepfather, how... poetic...

First Twitch chat was tormenting Kevin with the GTA chaos mod, now they’re tormenting him with BitLife!

Watching the chat slowly grow to care about failed democracy was almost my favourite part of this stream

2:41 so this is how democracy dies… with its child skipping the funeral

Whenever Kevin looks up at the chat, it looks like he's speaking/waiting for God to answer, but it's just chat telling him to pick the worst options 😂

I love how stressed he gets when he isn’t the one causing chaos

Gotta love how Kevin respects the gender identity of his fictional elderly partner who he is possibly planning to murder XD

After watching this streams I began playing Bitlife on my own. I messed with a friend and he shot me in the head with a Gatling Gun. I was 5.

Kevin's fans in real life: "OMG, we love you! Take care of yourself! If anyone bothers you we will hunt them down!" Kevin's fans in Bitlife: "Suffer!!!!!!!!!!"

I love how he's playing the role of disliking all of these choices where if it was him it would be the exact same shit XD

R.I.P. Miguel. All things considered you lived a pretty long life for being in a CallMeKevin video.

The chat made the exact choices you'd expect Kevin's fans to make.

I was there at the stream and have watched this video two or three times and the "OH YEAHHHH... oh no oh no.." when you realized you gave zir syphilis still makes me laugh way harder than it should (13:06)

I feel like Kevin jr, Asmr, Jim, and Echo are plotting something. They are just so suspicious sitting together like that

Ah, my daily dose of Kevin. Just what the doctor ordered.

Kevin has the mixed humor of a confused boomer and a “hip” gen z kid I call it Kevin. Because Kevin is special

“Idk if being a murderer is good for the military. Might not be the right temperament” Oh Kevin….

I appreciate Kevin calling the lil swimmer a mouse. Gold.

"You click on the little mouse, squick squick squick", Kevin is so innocent 😭😭

Kevin says "you" when bad things happen and "we" when good things happen. Society.

I love how even when Kevin has no control he still ends up killing someone.

I just wanted to point out that Noah Democracy died from an explosion while smoking at a gas station 🤣 don't smoke, kids. You'll explode.

I'm honestly surprised the character lived this long lmao.

Kevin when things go bad: “You did this” Kevin when you win a lawsuit: “We won” Kevin you scoundrel

Kevin: *Exposes someone as a rat that he didn't even know was actually a rat and gets approval from the mob boss* Also Kevin: "So you wanna hook up or what?"

Headbutt his toes...im pretty sure thats just called falling over

“Eh Olivia will be fine” *Olivia wants to break up* “NO OLIVIA”

15:29 Why can’t mobile BitLife be like this?

Poor olivia zie was literally just trying to exist but chat had it OUT for zem

2:37 The forehead actually has one of the toughest bones in the human body and it is a TERRIBLE idea to go for it with a punch. Pretty much everywhere else on the head is a way better target. Punching someone on the forehead will most likely do next to no damage, and better yet, you might break your own hand in doing so if your alignment is even the slightest bit off or if you put a bit too much force behind that punch. It's similar to punching into a wall. So just punch people in the nose or the chin, way more effective.

Omfg that brandon fraser cutout in the background scared me for a bit. I thought an intruder was in kevins office for a few milliseconds

Maybe he’s just phasing out of it but the lack of “hey there friends” is really throwing me off

Surprisingly 'failed democracy' worked through the voting system and had a good life....

The rewatchability of this video is insane

Would it have gone any better if Kevin controlled it?

I like how Kevin is happy about his viewers being really good at crime

Kevin, when chat chooses something bad: you! Kevin, when chat does something good for once: we!

Kevin’s insistence on calling the sperm a mouse is weirdly hilarious

when kelvin talks to the chat, he looks like he’s talking to God with all the looking up he does lmao.

I've never seen anyone so good at escaping prison in bitlife

Kevin starting his video with "Right. So." instead of "hey there friends!" I think a little part of my soul died

Chat immediately chooses crime. I expect nothing less 😂

"I let people make my decisions and it went terribly wrong" Now I wonder, did it went wrong in "Hey Kevin, wear a maid outfit on camera" or wrong in "Hey Kevin, *eat soup* "

Imagine being stuck with all of Kevin's Oc's 🏃‍♂️💨 Edit : wow thanks for all the like everyone TT much love

First we were "friends", then we were "fans", and now we are just "people".

I love how chaotic Kevin’s chat is He really only has himself to blame aha

Day 116 of thanking kevin for getting me through quarantine/everyday life

Ah, it's Bitlife again. That's nice. 🙂

my name is olivia irl . i am nonbinary irl . i was on the verge of shitting myself this entire video

13:10 I love how Kevin's reaction was somehow how I imagine people's reaction to Kevin's actions in game. That's the moment Kevin realized we're worse than him and thought: "I created a... ehm... thousands of monsters".

Unfortunately I cannot watch this video as my wife is asleep beside me and I can’t stop laughing 😂

This proves that Call Me Kevin isn't the sadistic one, it's his fan base.

"Hey big bro" *Step dad grabs whip* "Oh, big bro. What are you doing?"

I find it funny and sweet that Kevin doesn’t know how to use the neopronouns for Olivia so he just keeps saying zir’s name cuz he doesn’t want to be disrespectful but is probably confused

This week in Florida Man news: “Wanted killer gets botched penis enlargement surgery, successfully sues surgeon.”

Kevin should try to become the boss of the Irish mob in this

Day 39 of asking Kevin to play Disney Princess: Enchanted Journey.

alternate title: Kevin doesn't understand Neo-Pronouns so avoids them at all costs lmao (not hate, just had a giggle lol)

"YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY ROBBED A BANK WITH A TOY GUN WHILE WEARING A MINECRAFT HAT" "WHAT???" to be fair Kevin they ARE your followers... is it really that surprising?

This video is like playing video games with a friend or older sibling that is horrified by everything that is done. An amazing idea

Person: jaywalks Chat: *a t t a c k*

4:19 Okay 😃 murder 🔪 it 🤪 is 🤩

It honestly hurt not hearing him say "Hey there friends, my name is Kevin". I waited a solid 30 seconds for a lot start but no such luck.

My dad came into my room at 17:40 and said "Oh, I thought it was Iron Man for a second" and I think that's a compliment.

Everyone was so evenly matched when it came to all choices but crime

10:26 “Is Olivyer a person? Is Olivyer an emotion? We don’t know.”

this is so good, you should definitely do this again. also, I'd love to see you do some current or past bitlife challenges! the recent goodfellas one seemed like the kind of content you'd see on your channel

I love that Brandon Fraiser is still in Kevin's room and is a means for moral support in his videos

I was honored to be apart of these amazing decisions

Every Bit Life video Kevin masters his sugarbaby personality

4:45 Long live the king, bro

14:20 "Everything, including syphilis" Put that shit on a T shirt

I have a strong suspicion someone in the chat saw the teacher’s name “Mrs. Handy” and at least one person said “Handy’s Nuts”

Kevin didn't say "hey there friend's my name is Kevin" is very sus this must be his clone

'Oh look at the poll, what a suprise...!" Come on kev you really should expect this from us 😂 Same goes for the attacking people, crying, escaping prison, love & Crime ect 🤣