Bitlife but it is a BATTLE ROYALE 

Kevin: *gives compliment* Bitlife: “And I took that personally”

Ahh yes Bitlife, the best battle royale game out there

“Usually I do kill for money, but this time it was just for fun…” “Should I quit my job as a pornography historian… no, no, he’s doing it for the passion…” A few minutes into the video and I’m ROLLING with laughter, god bless Kevin

I miss the Hagrid cutout. It was like a loving father watching his son play.

a little tip, when they arrest you, look at profesionality bar, if it's high, you got almost no chances of succesfully bribing them

“Fortnite” “pornography” and “hand” should never go in the same sentence. Especially “in hand”.

“Face lift, why not! I’d like to be a little bit taller” is such a great line

FINALLY MORE BITLIFE

The sheer accidental genius of a law firm named "Poussey & Swallows" is incredible.

“I’ll just rely on my lawyers they’re doing a great job so far” *_*Gets sentenced to 17 years*_*

Something that might come in handy to know is that there is a hidden karma attribute. Basically it determines how lucky you are when the game does a dice roll. If you do evil things it gets lowered, which is why evil characters usually fail, and good ones massively succeed. I don't know if it will do anything, but you can try to balance everything you do with something good, comforting your friend for example. Ifk if this will work though Kev

Honestly this is the most successful serial killer bitlife that I've seen. You got away with SO MUCH for so long.

"I hope this guy isn't a cop" Oh don't worry Kevin, Desmond Miles isn't a cop, but he might've had an ancestor that was, granted most of em were assassins.

You gotta find it funny that the adoption agency Dosen't give Kevin a kid for no house and not for being a murderer

3:16 "Kevin has fathered a boy named Jim." Appropriate.

2:10 the hitman was Desmond from assassins creed, this makes me happy.

Realistically speaking, it's kinda impossible to kill everyone you meet if you always resort to hitmen cause you'd have to hire hitmen for your hitmen for the rest of eternity

For a moment, I thought Kevin had a toothbrush attached to his headphones. If it was, I wouldn’t question it because it’s Kevin

Fortnite gamer: *spits on parents* His parents: we have decided that we do not want to live together any more.

What are we doing today Kevin. Oh spitting in kids faces with a smile. The content I love

Kevin: *hires DESMOND MILES, the legacy Assassin* Also Kevin: "I hope he wasn't a cop"

1:26 Ah, Kevin, you looted him! See, you can't have this Epic Victory Royale™ without looting defeated opponents!

Fun fact: A mack is a confident, successful man that has many sexual partners

If only Kevin knew he was causing a battle royale in my heart or something like that…

"I love Fortnite and I'm a pornography historian. They go together hand-in-hand." The phrasing here is just *chef's kiss*

Kevin: "Turns out all I need is some friends" Also Kevin: "Can I kill those friends?" (PRISON GANG)

"Start Fortnite's life" Might be the most blursed sentence Kevin has ever said in his chanell

Guys i don’t know how we gonna do this but we gotta help Kevin become a voiceover actor

“What is it? What is it about ‘Fortnite Gamer’ that people don’t like?” Out of context that’s just hilarious

“Sentence: life” “Your prison sentence has been extended by seven years” My god, it’s a miracle!

2:54 "He called me a mack" Mack is "a confident, successful man who has many sexual partners". It was meant as a compliment, since you went along with what they asked. 5:27 Ratchet is "a derogatory slang term in hip hop that, in its original sense, referred to an uncouth woman, and may be a Louisianan version of the word 'wretched' or a variation of the word 'ratshit' ".

I see that tan of yours kicking in Kevin. Spain's treating ya well.

1:05 Gotta love how Kevin clearly doesn't realize he killed his father

I love Kevin's Bitlife videos, he's so good at making creative scenarios to play out.

Yay, Kevin's Bitlife videos are amazing! I love them and they're always so funny. Love ❤️

2:12 Desmond Miles is the protagonist of the first few Assassin's Creed games.

Kevin: "The rule of this challenge is, everyone I meet, I must kill because it is Battle Royale." Me: In other words, you've applied Among Us to a different game. : )

2:12 OMG It's more than an Assassin, it's the main character of what used to be the series.

Kevin, if you master Taekwando, you get the Eagle Strike assault option. If you hit someone in a sensitive part (head, throat, etc.) then they always die. It works better if you’re fit, too

Of course Kevin is the youtuber that makes a bitliferoyale because why wouldnt he? I mean im not complaining.

I was re-watching Kevin's Bitlife videos today and this notification made me euphoric

This is just “BitLife but I’m an absolute gamer.”

I watched so many of Kevin's Bitlife videos that now when there's a new one and he says stuff like "I'm gonna kill everyone I meet" or "I'm making every wrong decision possible" I struggle to understand how that's not what he normally does.

Kevin, I just want to thank you so much for helping me get through the past year with laughter. I am a nurse that has been working on the frontlines of Covid since the beginning here in the USA and that was hard. Even harder still, my best friend of over 20 years died on June 15th of this year. On a good note, I am in the last week of my master's degree in nursing and will be graduating on August 15th and will be a nurse practitioner. Your videos have been the background soundtrack to my life for years and I felt it necessary to thank you at this time. You've really made the hard times a little easier. Thank you so much.

That hitman seemed like snitch, he definitly chose the diIdo to kill them just to lead them to you as you were a historian in that specific genre.

Kevin's title:'Bitlife but it is a battle royale' Ah so just the normal murdering people but competitive...

age 17: "whenever i hear Keith Urban lately, i begin sobbing uncontrollably" are you okay, fortnite?

3:40 I ALWAYS fell off my chair whenever Kevin slips in these kinds of remarks. Man's a genius!

"Maybe i should go back to what i'm best at, no- wait what he's best at!" *lmfaooo*

CallMeKevin: *posts new video about BitLife* Everybody else: *intense clicking*

I like the fact that the challenge of the video was him trying to kill everyone he met, yet he does that every BitLife video anyway. It makes for some of the most entertaining content I've ever seen.

Thanks Kevin for helping me get through tough times, I hope the move to Spain is going well Day 54 of asking Kevin to please perform a cover of Wicked Game with Anna thank you

Day 139 of thanking kevin for getting me through quarantine/everyday life

"if youre new here subscribe" imagine THIS being the first time you've ever seen the cult.... I mean, Kevin... first time you've seen Kevin :)

"for some reason in this game you cant kill a one year old" *laughs in crusader kings*

Npcs in BitLife: Kevin joins: Npcs: say sike right now

The best battle royale...where you get someone else to kill everyone for you. Winner winner chicken dinner.

I’m about convinced now that Kevin is the one that taught me; Date, Marry, Kill, Profit

8:13 I'm not a gamer but if Kevin voice acts in a game, I'll definitely buy and play it.

One of my mob playthroughs, I whacked every single one of my associates including my boss and every single person I had to extort and somehow didnt get whacked myself

I don't know how Kevin does it but no matter what i stop what im doing and watch his videos when they get uploaded

0:10 "Everyone [you] meet must die". How is this different to any other time you play?

All I can think about rn reading the title is grognak singing "number one victory royale" on the boat with cherry and those other people

*Stabs you to death* You: "W-why?" Fortnite: *Orange justices out the door*

3:52 Gotta love how this game let's you call a hitman on a "random mall cop" XD

This is my favourite series, you always make these videos amazing

No greater addiction then Kevin's Bitlife addiction.

Another excellent episode of Kevin’s many bitlives. The incredible variety, the myriad options, the utter nonsense, you’ll never get bored of watching him play this game.

Kevin logic Face lift=being taller

I hope you've settled and doing well in Spain, Kevin!

Finally a title with "but" in it

I've been diagnosed with chronic migraines and am unable to take pain reliever to help. Regardless, Kevin never fails to entertain me and make me feel better :)

If you gift your partner a Bitlife Citizenship for $5, they immediately propose to you.

"Every one i meet i must kill" every game kevin plays

"ah face lift, I'd like to be a little bit taller" we just gotta let that slide? 🤣

me: spends 20-30 minutes on each prison escape puzzle kevin: just runs

0:21 Well, that's one way to cause a divorce. 0:31 That didn't last.

Anybody else notice that Kevin hired an Assassin’s Creed character as his first hitman?

7:40 The Hitman's named Michael Corleone, the character played by Al Pacino in The Godfather Trilogy.

Every assassins creed player who saw that the hitman’s name was Desmond Miles knew that woman would be dead ☠️ 😂😂🤌

How wholesome of Kevin to act like he wasn’t gonna murder everyone anyway

Kevins videos are my therapy right now. After 6 years of dating, I got broken up with, so this is a good distraction. Thank u based Kev

Love Bitlife! Love Kevin! Its like a RU-vid version of a Reese's

From the look of his new background, I don't think Kevin's really moved to Spain, I think Jim's just locked him in a cupboard to make him videos

Please, ignore the soap among your cellmates, don't try to pick it up

I love how the hitman at the start was called Desmond Miles and Desmond Miles was the main character in Assassins Creed and a hitman and an Assassin are really close in lines of work

always love your bitlife videos!!!

I adored this so much and found it absolutely hilarious. I'll move on to another video after a few more watches. 💜😂💚

He didn’t say “my name is Kevin” at the beginning and now I’m lost and confused and afraid

Always love the bitlife videos lmfao. This was great, love how he unintentionally became a millionaire this time. Other play throughs you tried so hard to get rich and struggled lmfao.

Love the fact every episode he dates an old lady just for inheritance 🤣😂

Did no one catch the Hitman’s name being Oren-Ishii? Kill Bill reference! He was hiring a bad ass female assassin 🥷

I did a life where I said yes to everything earlier today. My guy loved to be 99 years old suffered from yellow fever since age 7 married twice with 8 children who all died before him (including the wives) and was an astronaut for 45 years. He died of syphalis while serving a life sentence for murdering his life long enemy in an attack 😂 this game is pure insanity and I love it

Kevin! Another fun phone game is called "Love Nikki!" I think it'd be really fun to see you play it :)

Kevin: I went to hit man after habit. The hit man on the other side of the phone: fine guess you’ll die now instead.

Mack: a confident, successful man who has many sexual partners No joke, the actual definition.

Gotta love that bit life add before watching a video of Kevin playing bit life

Hey Kevin, I just wanted to suggest you check out the game: First Class Trouble. It's looks like a sort of combo of Among us and Phasomophobia.

Getting beaten to death after complimenting someone seems like a really Kevin way to go

6:40 Me when I'm trying to impress a girl