Bitlife but it is a BATTLE ROYALE 

“Usually I do kill for money, but this time it was just for fun…” “Should I quit my job as a pornography historian… no, no, he’s doing it for the passion…” A few minutes into the video and I’m ROLLING with laughter, god bless Kevin

Kevin: *gives compliment* Bitlife: “And I took that personally”

Ahh yes Bitlife, the best battle royale game out there

“Face lift, why not! I’d like to be a little bit taller” is such a great line

I miss the Hagrid cutout. It was like a loving father watching his son play.

I love how Kevin can just spam arrow keys to run the hell out of prison, while it's actually really hard to do in mobile because the guard moves 2 spaces for every move you make

“Fortnite” “pornography” and “hand” should never go in the same sentence. Especially “in hand”.

a little tip, when they arrest you, look at profesionality bar, if it's high, you got almost no chances of succesfully bribing them

The sheer accidental genius of a law firm named "Poussey & Swallows" is incredible.

Something that might come in handy to know is that there is a hidden karma attribute. Basically it determines how lucky you are when the game does a dice roll. If you do evil things it gets lowered, which is why evil characters usually fail, and good ones massively succeed. I don't know if it will do anything, but you can try to balance everything you do with something good, comforting your friend for example. Ifk if this will work though Kev

“I’ll just rely on my lawyers they’re doing a great job so far” *_*Gets sentenced to 17 years*_*

FINALLY MORE BITLIFE

Honestly this is the most successful serial killer bitlife that I've seen. You got away with SO MUCH for so long.

"I hope this guy isn't a cop" Oh don't worry Kevin, Desmond Miles isn't a cop, but he might've had an ancestor that was, granted most of em were assassins.

11:12 "I gave someone a compliment and he hit my skull and killed me" That's the DM punishing you for not being faithful to your chaotic evil alignment 😈

3:16 "Kevin has fathered a boy named Jim." Appropriate.

You gotta find it funny that the adoption agency Dosen't give Kevin a kid for no house and not for being a murderer

Realistically speaking, it's kinda impossible to kill everyone you meet if you always resort to hitmen cause you'd have to hire hitmen for your hitmen for the rest of eternity

2:10 the hitman was Desmond from assassins creed, this makes me happy.

For a moment, I thought Kevin had a toothbrush attached to his headphones. If it was, I wouldn’t question it because it’s Kevin

Fortnite gamer: *spits on parents* His parents: we have decided that we do not want to live together any more.

“How do I cheer myself up?” May I suggest a paddle boat

1:26 Ah, Kevin, you looted him! See, you can't have this Epic Victory Royale™ without looting defeated opponents!

Fun fact: A mack is a confident, successful man that has many sexual partners

"I love Fortnite and I'm a pornography historian. They go together hand-in-hand." The phrasing here is just *chef's kiss*

What are we doing today Kevin. Oh spitting in kids faces with a smile. The content I love

Kevin: *hires DESMOND MILES, the legacy Assassin* Also Kevin: "I hope he wasn't a cop"

“Sentence: life” “Your prison sentence has been extended by seven years” My god, it’s a miracle!

Kevin: "Turns out all I need is some friends" Also Kevin: "Can I kill those friends?" (PRISON GANG)

“What is it? What is it about ‘Fortnite Gamer’ that people don’t like?” Out of context that’s just hilarious

If only Kevin knew he was causing a battle royale in my heart or something like that…

2:54 "He called me a mack" Mack is "a confident, successful man who has many sexual partners". It was meant as a compliment, since you went along with what they asked. 5:27 Ratchet is "a derogatory slang term in hip hop that, in its original sense, referred to an uncouth woman, and may be a Louisianan version of the word 'wretched' or a variation of the word 'ratshit' ".

Guys i don’t know how we gonna do this but we gotta help Kevin become a voiceover actor

"Start Fortnite's life" Might be the most blursed sentence Kevin has ever said in his chanell

1:05 Gotta love how Kevin clearly doesn't realize he killed his father

I see that tan of yours kicking in Kevin. Spain's treating ya well.

Kevin: "The rule of this challenge is, everyone I meet, I must kill because it is Battle Royale." Me: In other words, you've applied Among Us to a different game. : )

I love Kevin's Bitlife videos, he's so good at making creative scenarios to play out.

Kevin, I just want to thank you so much for helping me get through the past year with laughter. I am a nurse that has been working on the frontlines of Covid since the beginning here in the USA and that was hard. Even harder still, my best friend of over 20 years died on June 15th of this year. On a good note, I am in the last week of my master's degree in nursing and will be graduating on August 15th and will be a nurse practitioner. Your videos have been the background soundtrack to my life for years and I felt it necessary to thank you at this time. You've really made the hard times a little easier. Thank you so much.

2:12 Desmond Miles is the protagonist of the first few Assassin's Creed games.

Kevin, if you master Taekwando, you get the Eagle Strike assault option. If you hit someone in a sensitive part (head, throat, etc.) then they always die. It works better if you’re fit, too

age 17: "whenever i hear Keith Urban lately, i begin sobbing uncontrollably" are you okay, fortnite?

Yay, Kevin's Bitlife videos are amazing! I love them and they're always so funny. Love ❤️

I watched so many of Kevin's Bitlife videos that now when there's a new one and he says stuff like "I'm gonna kill everyone I meet" or "I'm making every wrong decision possible" I struggle to understand how that's not what he normally does.

Of course Kevin is the youtuber that makes a bitliferoyale because why wouldnt he? I mean im not complaining.

Kevin's title:'Bitlife but it is a battle royale' Ah so just the normal murdering people but competitive...

2:12 OMG It's more than an Assassin, it's the main character of what used to be the series.

That hitman seemed like snitch, he definitly chose the diIdo to kill them just to lead them to you as you were a historian in that specific genre.

I was re-watching Kevin's Bitlife videos today and this notification made me euphoric

3:40 I ALWAYS fell off my chair whenever Kevin slips in these kinds of remarks. Man's a genius!

"Maybe i should go back to what i'm best at, no- wait what he's best at!" *lmfaooo*

"if youre new here subscribe" imagine THIS being the first time you've ever seen the cult.... I mean, Kevin... first time you've seen Kevin :)

Thanks Kevin for helping me get through tough times, I hope the move to Spain is going well Day 54 of asking Kevin to please perform a cover of Wicked Game with Anna thank you

This is just “BitLife but I’m an absolute gamer.”

Npcs in BitLife: Kevin joins: Npcs: say sike right now

CallMeKevin: *posts new video about BitLife* Everybody else: *intense clicking*

Day 139 of thanking kevin for getting me through quarantine/everyday life

I like the fact that the challenge of the video was him trying to kill everyone he met, yet he does that every BitLife video anyway. It makes for some of the most entertaining content I've ever seen.

*Stabs you to death* You: "W-why?" Fortnite: *Orange justices out the door*

"for some reason in this game you cant kill a one year old" *laughs in crusader kings*

I’m about convinced now that Kevin is the one that taught me; Date, Marry, Kill, Profit

8:13 I'm not a gamer but if Kevin voice acts in a game, I'll definitely buy and play it.

I've been diagnosed with chronic migraines and am unable to take pain reliever to help. Regardless, Kevin never fails to entertain me and make me feel better :)

I don't know how Kevin does it but no matter what i stop what im doing and watch his videos when they get uploaded

If you gift your partner a Bitlife Citizenship for $5, they immediately propose to you.

I did a life where I said yes to everything earlier today. My guy loved to be 99 years old suffered from yellow fever since age 7 married twice with 8 children who all died before him (including the wives) and was an astronaut for 45 years. He died of syphalis while serving a life sentence for murdering his life long enemy in an attack 😂 this game is pure insanity and I love it

Another excellent episode of Kevin’s many bitlives. The incredible variety, the myriad options, the utter nonsense, you’ll never get bored of watching him play this game.

The best battle royale...where you get someone else to kill everyone for you. Winner winner chicken dinner.

"All I needed in life was friends" 5 seconds later "Can I kill those friends?

One of my mob playthroughs, I whacked every single one of my associates including my boss and every single person I had to extort and somehow didnt get whacked myself

Every assassins creed player who saw that the hitman’s name was Desmond Miles knew that woman would be dead ☠️ 😂😂🤌

I hope you've settled and doing well in Spain, Kevin!

Kevins videos are my therapy right now. After 6 years of dating, I got broken up with, so this is a good distraction. Thank u based Kev

3:52 Gotta love how this game let's you call a hitman on a "random mall cop" XD

This is my favourite series, you always make these videos amazing

Kevin: I will kill any new person I meet, I swear none shall survive me. Also Kevin: Hey new people, subscribe so I can see you again.

me: spends 20-30 minutes on each prison escape puzzle kevin: just runs

All I can think about rn reading the title is grognak singing "number one victory royale" on the boat with cherry and those other people

No greater addiction then Kevin's Bitlife addiction.

0:21 Well, that's one way to cause a divorce. 0:31 That didn't last.

Mack: a confident, successful man who has many sexual partners No joke, the actual definition.

Finally a title with "but" in it

Anybody else notice that Kevin hired an Assassin’s Creed character as his first hitman?

From the look of his new background, I don't think Kevin's really moved to Spain, I think Jim's just locked him in a cupboard to make him videos

Kevin logic Face lift=being taller

7:40 The Hitman's named Michael Corleone, the character played by Al Pacino in The Godfather Trilogy.

Always love the bitlife videos lmfao. This was great, love how he unintentionally became a millionaire this time. Other play throughs you tried so hard to get rich and struggled lmfao.

"ah face lift, I'd like to be a little bit taller" we just gotta let that slide? 🤣

Did no one catch the Hitman’s name being Oren-Ishii? Kill Bill reference! He was hiring a bad ass female assassin 🥷

12:52 we all know that wasn’t a slip up Kevin. You definitely do this in your spare time

0:10 "Everyone [you] meet must die". How is this different to any other time you play?

How wholesome of Kevin to act like he wasn’t gonna murder everyone anyway

I love how the hitman at the start was called Desmond Miles and Desmond Miles was the main character in Assassins Creed and a hitman and an Assassin are really close in lines of work

you'd have told me a year ago That I'd be locked inside of my home (ah, ah, ah) I would have told you, a year ago "Interesting, now leave me alone" Sorry that I look like a mess (Ah, ah, ah) I booked a haircut, but it got rescheduled Robert's been a little depressed, no And so, today, I'm gonna try just Getting up, sitting down, going back to work Might not help, but still, it couldn't hurt I'm sitting down, writing jokes, singing silly songs I'm sorry I was gone But look, I made you some content Daddy made you your favorite, open wide Here comes the content It's a beautiful day to stay inside

I adored this so much and found it absolutely hilarious. I'll move on to another video after a few more watches. 💜😂💚

Kevin: I went to hit man after habit. The hit man on the other side of the phone: fine guess you’ll die now instead.

"Every one i meet i must kill" every game kevin plays

Love Bitlife! Love Kevin! Its like a RU-vid version of a Reese's

Day 9 of asking Kevin to play Disney Princess: Enchanted Journey

Tip: Max out Taekwondo skills before age 8 and do a Double Roundhouse kick to people's jaw/skull/stomach. I killed 47 people in one life by doing that