Bitlife Made A Doglife Game And It Is WEIRD 

If I had a nickle for every time Kevin wanted to eat a child I'd have two nickles, maybe more. It's not a lot, but it's weird it happened twice.

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I think we need to take Kevin on a car ride to prevent certain things from happening.

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Kevin said "Reject Humanity become Dog"

@@genericname2747 Kevin said "Woof"

@@thiago-3309 Kevin said eat everyone

on all levels except physical, kevin is an excitable, possibly cannibalistic housepet

Being scared of cars just comes naturally with kevin

Scooby Doo don’t wanna do anymore

Raggy... I ront want to rive anymore.

I relate too hard

I agree

Considering how his life was supposed to turn out, I don't blame him.

😡

but if he wasnt called scooby dont he wouldnt be a great dane its a paradox 😟

@Mia Khalifa🇬🇧 begone bot

🤤 You really thought huh

Now that name contains a very dangerous-to-use danish word.

@@loli_cvnt5622 it is! Or, well, was I guess. His name is Rufus, he passed away a few months ago from cancer :( but your kind comment is very appreciated so thank you! 😊

@@mimthyss awww, hes so cute, I hope he stays resting in peace

Somewhere in an alternate universe Kevin is playing as Boomer wondering what is wrong with his dog-

fuckin bots man, but yeah lmao thats great

Though he messed one up. It's the Holy Spirit, not ghost

@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 I think that depends on who you ask

@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 actually old translations can be set on ghost not spirit.. however isn't both words almost the same thing?

Jim would be proud 😁

Kevin became his own pet

lol

🤣 and they ride in VW Camper van

"The Mediocre Machine"

Wait did I miss something who's "well shaven" the only name of a dog he played was Scooby-Don't

@@sarac9424 It went right over your head, didn't it? Lol

@@sarac9424 Just a joke of what the opposite of shaggy would be :)

That was my favourite part 😂

Still better than Scrappy Doo

I would unironically watch a Scooby-Doo movie about his evil twin brother

We don't talk about Scooby Don't, no, no, no

@@ashikjaman1940 That's literally the first live action Scooby Doo movie lol

Though he messed one up. It's the Holy Spirit, not ghost

"The father son and Holy ghost Head, shoulders, knees and toes Turn up your nose Strike that pose Hey macarena! " Bo Burnham

@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 it's different depending on where you live

@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 they are synonyms and they are used interchangeably, depending on where you live. The term Holy Ghost was used more commonly years ago, but eventually started to be replaced with the term Holy Spirit in popular conversation. It is still correct though, just a bit archaic (although many things in the bible are archaic).

@@butwhyalyssa bread

@Mia Khalifa🇬🇧 that name though.

you cant replicate perfection

It begins and ends with a car

*Gets hit by car

Yes yes yes. YES!

Yeah, but this game is WEIRD weird. Like, "How'd this get past testing" weird.

@@dishwater2740 like, “how is this legally allowed” levels of weird

I mean, he's the one eating everyone and having offspring solely to eat them later so uh... yeah is it the game or him that's making it weird lol

@@LZ2ME this is coming from the BitLife devs too so it’s very weird

@@rach3092 I've spent some time sleuthing the reddit, and to put it gently, it's messy. All the negative reviews are getting deleted and the reddit accounts that posted them get deleted too. Shadowbanning etc is rampant, and I only figured it out today why this is so out of character for the devs. TLDR candy writer was sold to another company in April 2020, hence why there was no more new updates etc. They were given like a last ditch effort to keep the company running if they make a predetermined amount of money by the end of the fiscal year 2020-2022, hence why this game was prioritized before it was ready. It was not an update, because by making it a new game everyone had to repurchase the micro transactions to remove ads etc and this allows them to make more money as a last minute cash grab. It's unfortunate that the new management has pushed this because now the devs are removing any negative feedback, so as not to ruin publicity and chances of making income. Basically they got strongarmed into releasing a game very little people asked for, and their levels of quality probably aren't being respected by new management, cause before they used to be really good at like, allowing you to "try" fucked up things but you always got warnings and your ass beat after. (Like with kissing your cousin under the mistletoe, getting like 5 pop up chances to change your mind, and then getting beat up and despised by all your family after if you went through with it). This whole thing was shooting themselves in the foot and pushing away all their fan base. They're released an update to it that has changed the wording of things and removed the "hump" option, but basically whatever they do from here will make or break the companies future. It's really sad tbh cause bitlife had such potential

Same💀

So did half of europe

@@gggg-hq4td No one expects the Spanish… flu

@Wally Wally *that is the worst song i have ever heard* ( its not Rickroll if you wanna watch it )

You went extinct for our sins 🙏

I was a poodle who lived in canada and then went to japan

Classic Chihuahua

My state doesnt have daylight savings anymore :D

@@turgburg4890 genuinely so jealous! haha

My country stopped using it so I get these 1 hour after the usual time 😅

It was an hour late the other day but back to normal again

@@turgburg4890 are you from az or have other states started that? i’m from pennsylvania lol

Tbh that’s why I stopped playing it. Too much detail about their sex lives

Are there any Sigma males in there?

I AM CACKLING

A bit weird but an amazing game!

@Mia Khalifa🇬🇧 hi fake mia

@@IamaPERSON can i ask y r youtube comments getting spammed with these fake profiles?

@@shauntatroe I honestly don't know the answer to that. But report their profile pics, so they can get a channel strike

@@shauntatroe I think one of those scambaiter channels made a video on it. Either Jim Browning(?) or Atomic Shrimp. I was going to watch it but then I decided that I’d watch more Kevin instead so idk

@@caoimhedoesstuff9293 could you tell me the name of the vid?

Oh shoot I didn’t even notice I just got used to it not being there haha

Hi fellow love nikki player?

I'm here right after youtube recommend me the video called "what happened to the kevo tag" lol

The tag came back with the latest minecraft video

It seems like he decided to just put it in when it fits but not worry about it. The video before this doesn’t have it, but the two videos before that do.

Yeah.. I quit playing because of all the details 😬

Yeah it’s weird asf💀 I jus want another update😂

@@3DPlagueDR it’s very uncomfortable and I’ve seen some cursed shit online

I uninstalled it after one game. Have no clue what the devs were thinking.

@@tayk.t.523 What happened?

I don’t even think most furries are bad enough to make smth like this

@@cyberneticsquid Furries are the unsong heroes we deserve.

furries arent the issue the issue are the fucked up people who like this sort of stuff or write about it

furries are too busy keeping planes flying, making IT infrastructure work, and otherwise greasing the wheels of society

This absolutely feels like it was made by a zoophiliac and not a furry. A furry will make a game about fucking other furrys, not your neighbor's dog (I am a furry by the way).

"Intense sexual options" excuse me what

@@SegmentedOdin yeah it was bad. I don't think RU-vid would even let me post a comment with the stuff, so just look up the stuff about the game on the subreddit. Tldr it had options for beast!@lity with even the owners children no matter the age. It was an absolute sht show to say the least. The devs are the actual worst.

@@sarac9424 I played this game once and damn Im happy it was after the update then.

Except when he's the imposter in Among Us, lol.

Hey look bots

I will play as a capybara and conquer half of italy

oh god here comes the bot spam

@@nomnomerz3883 report their profile pics, it'll give them a strike

Unfortunately, a lot of real life vets will tell pet owners to euthanize their perfectly healthy old cats/dogs. They're worth taking care of too, guys!

Dogs are better than humans

That's the tip of the iceberg, there's an achievement for mating with your own offspring...

@@ohno8398literally incest but with dogs lol

@@ohno8398 crusader kings 3: dog edition

Mildly?

Is it even possible to eat the family baby I've tried to do it once it was unsuccessful I've tried to be a bad dog when I first downloaded this game

I know. It made me want to SCREAM. (biology major here)

It really irks me that the hump feature isn't limited to just legs, arms, or furniture. There's no reason that any other body part should be on that list.

The devs posted to the subreddit about the criticism, in the next update the hump feature will be removed and the activities will be less detailed, the game will also be rated 17+

@@Max_The_Flower Well that's a start...still don't think this game should've been released in the first place. This video was a little hard to watch at some points due to the insane things that they had. Heck, mating with your own offspring? Who tf did they even design this game for?

@@Mr-Ibee i fully believe that with a bit more time and effort by the devs this game would be actually good

@@Mr-Ibee you do realize you play as an animal, who don't follow humans moral code cause they don't have one

@@TheNephilimofEmpireCity You do have a point there, but I still believe that this game shouldn't even exist. To each their own though. It did lead to a few good laughs.

Almost as if its a life simulator and it isn't holding anything back

I believe he would have triplets, each one with a piece of Kevin's traits: The Criminal, The Clown, and The Comedian.

Otherwise he might take it out on his kids, Yummy, Tasty, and the one born while he's living in Spain, Delicioso.

Now when you say "gets" kids, do you mean becomes a father, or abducts children for labor? Because that's really gonna impact how much respect I'm willing to pay...

@@mackenziedesire7515 Why you gotta say that?

@@mackenziedesire7515 When he "obtains" new members of the family, just like he does in the Sims, he considers them equally valuable resources, regardless of ancestry.

yeah I saw it on the play store and I thought "Kevin is bound to make a video on this mess"

How good are you at voodoo?

@@SphoorthyN I let the supervisor do all the voodoo.

@@McSeal no accountability. Nice.

Wait what is disgusting

@@notarobot1072 I'd look at the stuff on the subreddit about the game. Basically it involves options that are very sexualized towards animals and children. The wording of the entire game is just *off* even after they patched it to remove the "hump" option and reword a few menu labels. If this had simply been an additional feature of bitlife they wouldn't have had to fill it with so much stuff and maybe it wouldn't have been so fkn weird.

Things you can do: Eat your baby Eat your owners baby Eat a small animal Kill everyone Mate with your offspring Start a riot in a shelter Do drugs

@@genericname2747 That all sounds amazing

@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 y’all are messed up ngl

;)

Cool

@@Carla-wk3mz shut up carla 🤦🤦🤦

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@@aidan8614 😝😝what about no

probably part of that "animal = violent; human = reasonable" false narrative we have