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I tried living my real life in Bitlife 

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I tried living my real life in Bitlife, thank god this isn't canon.
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@tadeuswernicke2829
@tadeuswernicke2829 3 года назад
It’s not a surprise that someone with the name Ryan Thompson (RT) was Kevin’s Enemy as a Child 1:46
@sapphireblue4031
@sapphireblue4031 3 года назад
Oooooh I didn't realize that while watching
@kobi7955
@kobi7955 3 года назад
It's like poetry, it rhymes.
@UtopssAKAPJ
@UtopssAKAPJ 3 года назад
oooo the plot thickness
@LynnAgain83
@LynnAgain83 3 года назад
Lmbo nice catch! 😂
@tadeuswernicke2829
@tadeuswernicke2829 3 года назад
@@LynnAgain83 thank you thank you
@PenguinKnightGames
@PenguinKnightGames 3 года назад
"Now break up with her" "Oh that's my sister hold on" Common mistake. It all happens to the best of us.
@dr.redacted_
@dr.redacted_ 3 года назад
🎶 Louisiana woma- 🎶 oh oops wrong one 🎶 Sweet home Alabama 🎶
@kleptiic1753
@kleptiic1753 3 года назад
dA
@cheeriozombie
@cheeriozombie 3 года назад
Oof 😂
@whatdadogdoin_
@whatdadogdoin_ 3 года назад
bruh
@alexmitchell7189
@alexmitchell7189 3 года назад
I mean happened to joe Biden
@nicholasdelpizzo1594
@nicholasdelpizzo1594 3 года назад
“I tried living my real life in Bitlife” Well Kevin is going to jail a lot in this video
@numbdigger9552
@numbdigger9552 3 года назад
and getting hit by cars
@stathis1997
@stathis1997 3 года назад
and hiring serial killers...hmmmm
@UtopssAKAPJ
@UtopssAKAPJ 3 года назад
Kevin is a criminal 😮
@dark_neverland
@dark_neverland 3 года назад
@@UtopssAKAPJ but would you say he's a smooth criminal?
@UtopssAKAPJ
@UtopssAKAPJ 3 года назад
@@dark_neverland Yes 🤣
@theladz8708
@theladz8708 3 года назад
How in the hell do you get off with “Not Guilty” for hiring a hitman to kill your Ex’s Husband when that hitman was literally an undercover cop?
@anneke6076
@anneke6076 3 года назад
Convince the jury you were trying to buy the game ‘Hitman’. He already had the youtube account to prove he’s a professional gamer.
@WhatsHisFace12346
@WhatsHisFace12346 3 года назад
'Alexa buy Hitman' 'Hiring a Hitman'
@emperorlv
@emperorlv 3 года назад
it's Ireland
@DoKuShOsTaR
@DoKuShOsTaR 3 года назад
Honest answer: (From an American system) When you’re in criminal court every person on the jury has to vote guilty to be convicted. In other words, “Guilty beyond a reasonable doubt.” How the hell did they manage to convince one person that he wasn’t guilty? Who tf knows
@destinyvoltaire
@destinyvoltaire 3 года назад
@@DoKuShOsTaR probably some form of Entrapment?
@dgtlgtr3272
@dgtlgtr3272 3 года назад
"I spent the last 10 years inside and now I have no personality" Fuck
@mattonion5244
@mattonion5244 3 года назад
Welcome to the club
@vishwajitmahesh
@vishwajitmahesh 3 года назад
*pain*
@emperorlv
@emperorlv 3 года назад
i think you meant to say "feck"
@ozzi4647
@ozzi4647 2 года назад
God damn it.
@user-ConnorKaroThompson
@user-ConnorKaroThompson 10 месяцев назад
Yall are sad, go outside
@nickk.5661
@nickk.5661 3 года назад
Damn, Kevin is an actual genius. He made his guy have green hair, white skin and orange beard to look exactly like the Irish flag 😂
@thahighestorda7070
@thahighestorda7070 3 года назад
🤣🤣
@yachiyous9110
@yachiyous9110 3 года назад
That or the guy was actually a leprechaun lol
@kawabatayuri
@kawabatayuri 3 года назад
I just feckin realize that Jacksepticeye is an embodiment of the irish flag
@KingNedya
@KingNedya 3 года назад
@@kawabatayuri Minus the orange.
@Hjthere
@Hjthere 3 года назад
Irishness 100
@reecedoe9449
@reecedoe9449 3 года назад
The “antiseptic cream” joke was the biggest brain thing I’ve ever heard
@kavyon
@kavyon 3 года назад
Ikr. Bet Kevin bought that cream just for that joke.
@jackdocherty7619
@jackdocherty7619 3 года назад
I agree
@anonymouswhitecircle5236
@anonymouswhitecircle5236 3 года назад
Yeah it’s a running joke on the channel
@Liam_The_Great
@Liam_The_Great 3 года назад
explain it pls
@helenlewis394
@helenlewis394 3 года назад
@@Liam_The_Great jacksepticeye is another Irish RU-vidr that has green hair and is friends with Kevin, so the anti septic cream was a play on his name
@chacharealsmooth8497
@chacharealsmooth8497 3 года назад
“last time i tried to be a sugar baby and now some dudes baby is dead” just everyday things for kevin
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 3 года назад
Congrats on the heart
@UtopssAKAPJ
@UtopssAKAPJ 3 года назад
Just another day at the office 🤣
@tragicglamour
@tragicglamour 3 года назад
“They changed my name to stinky_pinky!” Jack got his revenge..
@yuki97kira
@yuki97kira 3 года назад
For april fools..i hope kevin changed his channel name to stinky_pinky..maybe twitter
@SpaceMissile
@SpaceMissile 3 года назад
@@yuki97kira that would be awesome
@Nervous101
@Nervous101 3 года назад
@@yuki97kira let’s see
@Dreamy-writer
@Dreamy-writer 3 года назад
I love if you pause at 21:11, you can see Kevin asked someone who was leaving aggressive comments to meet him in person, they agreed, and Kevin immediately asked them out. And Kevin just sort of glosses over this and continues the video
@darrencrissistotallyawesom918
@darrencrissistotallyawesom918 3 года назад
Can't wait for Kevin to play Solitaire as a joke and actually get addicted
@thiziri1549
@thiziri1549 3 года назад
solitare addiction is a real thing. i get like 20 hours a week on it ...
@zs103
@zs103 3 года назад
^can confirm it is a real thing
@crimsonrayquaza46
@crimsonrayquaza46 3 года назад
I can never get it to work for me I have no clue what to do
@MB_PRODUCTIONS
@MB_PRODUCTIONS 3 года назад
@@crimsonrayquaza46 it took me a while to figure out you have to stack the cards in order from aces up by suit in the top corner
@chargenari
@chargenari 3 года назад
last week I spent a whole day playing solitaire hahah...
@_niyabella
@_niyabella 3 года назад
Imagine the new viewers questioning why Kevin’s cultists aggressively want him to get hit by a car in bitlife
@Floatinglantern707
@Floatinglantern707 3 года назад
Yeah that's true, I'm new mind explaing?
@jarredmcmerrick5311
@jarredmcmerrick5311 3 года назад
@@Floatinglantern707 he was killed in a tragic car accident 30 years ago. He thankfully lived despite dying. He now makes RU-vid videos and was burried in Cork, Ireland. Rip I’m so gratefull he survived.
@Floatinglantern707
@Floatinglantern707 3 года назад
@@jarredmcmerrick5311 oh no rip. Thank god he survived
@jarredmcmerrick5311
@jarredmcmerrick5311 3 года назад
@@Floatinglantern707 yeah so sad (maybe)
@Floatinglantern707
@Floatinglantern707 3 года назад
@@jarredmcmerrick5311 yes his death was really tragic, hey at least he's alive after dying
@alrazzahussein1691
@alrazzahussein1691 3 года назад
I love how even when Kevin tries to play his own life, there’s still murder in it
@Kvitravn.
@Kvitravn. 3 года назад
That is not a confession!
@ghostderazgriz
@ghostderazgriz 3 года назад
tries? or succeeds?
@benbickley4451
@benbickley4451 3 года назад
Kinda sus.
@happycheese5135
@happycheese5135 3 года назад
We should be more concerned about that but, meh no
@onebratandhercat169
@onebratandhercat169 3 года назад
It sometimes crosses my mind that...If there's ever a true crime documentary on Kevin, they'll be examining these videos hahahaha
@Rom.856
@Rom.856 3 года назад
Kevin: lets put everything at 50% Sexuality: straight gay or bi Kevin: 50%
@charleypepito
@charleypepito 3 года назад
@@wowzer5621 ok and
@ba3ty
@ba3ty 3 года назад
@@wowzer5621 ok and
@claytonjaggers2775
@claytonjaggers2775 3 года назад
@@wowzer5621 ok and
@cowsharkdefin6376
@cowsharkdefin6376 3 года назад
@@wowzer5621 Some people are straight and I guess we'll have to accept it. :-(
@wowzer5621
@wowzer5621 3 года назад
Yeah, I mean i don't really care what anyones sexuality is, I guess i just wanted some bi representation.
@cobracommander6420
@cobracommander6420 3 года назад
5:30 "OMG people actually love that" >negative 8 subscribers 💀😭
@Emerald-Fluffie
@Emerald-Fluffie 3 года назад
“Break up with her- oh wait that’s my sister” Just like “I’m sorry, but I can’t be related to you anymore” *takes her DNA*
@_Kuma_
@_Kuma_ 3 года назад
To be fair I did stop associating with some siblings of mine so it kinda makes sense lol
@Kpwasd
@Kpwasd 3 года назад
Feck you give it back
@Twinklethefox9022
@Twinklethefox9022 3 года назад
I dunno why but I imagined a person rolling up to another person and just taking a DNA strand out of their chest.
@raguuluwu460
@raguuluwu460 3 года назад
Off topic but your sona is cute
@Emerald-Fluffie
@Emerald-Fluffie 3 года назад
@@raguuluwu460 awh, thanks
@eylulkalfa
@eylulkalfa 3 года назад
"You lost 8 subscribers." Kevin: "Wow, people actually liked it!"
@natdavliam
@natdavliam 3 года назад
That is what he said
@PA_Con
@PA_Con 3 года назад
Ye Ik I didn’t no if I was the only one who noticed
@VincentVaIentine
@VincentVaIentine 3 года назад
Sarcasm
@Ivan8
@Ivan8 3 года назад
Well I lost ~10 and received ~15 subscribers from my most popular video.
@staciemohler4624
@staciemohler4624 2 года назад
5:30
@monotonegaming1043
@monotonegaming1043 3 года назад
Kevin's looks at 50%?? We all know they're a solid fifty one.
@jamasa007
@jamasa007 3 года назад
100%* i'd date kevin
@DirtyGeorge
@DirtyGeorge 3 года назад
@@jamasa007 sorry he's already taken. I'm sad too
@methodikul7625
@methodikul7625 3 года назад
151*
@gracehaven5459
@gracehaven5459 3 года назад
he doesn't give himself enough credit imo. He's a decent looking dude tbh. A guy that is looks 50% is worse than him.
@pumpkinpickens
@pumpkinpickens 3 года назад
Teacher calling attendance: “Call Me, Kevin?”
@justnamedjoy
@justnamedjoy 3 года назад
6:44 “why would I be at the library when I can’t read?” “Oh well I’m happy her crazinaz is really low”
@MrBradso
@MrBradso 3 года назад
Kevin: loses 8 subscribers Also Kevin: “OMG! People love this!”
@ShaimingLong
@ShaimingLong 3 года назад
Who hasn't unsubscribed in a joyous attempt to subscribe for a second time before?
@barrolboi5101
@barrolboi5101 Год назад
We probably all made that mistake when doing that
@GHow1998
@GHow1998 3 года назад
Tomorrow's video: "I played Solitaire but I have no idea what I'm doing"
@Roozyj
@Roozyj 3 года назад
@@Macebigi same
@slysheogorath3122
@slysheogorath3122 3 года назад
@@Macebigi I'd watch Kevin play literally anything
@sean_knoll
@sean_knoll 3 года назад
We need to really together to get Kevin to make a solitaire video
@CrutchCricket
@CrutchCricket 3 года назад
"Solitare, but it's destroyed by mods"
@FoulestLad96
@FoulestLad96 3 года назад
@@slysheogorath3122 same
@coval5694
@coval5694 3 года назад
“I tried living my real life in Bitlife” -Buys Twitter followers, commits grand theft auto and home invasion
@astrofornaught
@astrofornaught 3 года назад
so the title's completely accurate
@onograce1327
@onograce1327 3 года назад
damn kevin there’s something you’re not telling us
@cringyhuman3210
@cringyhuman3210 3 года назад
@@astrofornaught yes he is a criminal
@BatataKarambas
@BatataKarambas 3 года назад
@@onograce1327 Not telling us? We all know this is his daily life
@qwqwo3038
@qwqwo3038 3 года назад
Are you really surprised?
@copocopocopocopo
@copocopocopocopo 3 года назад
"Now let ME break up with HER! Wait, no. That's my sister." Sweet home, Alabama!
@RobertJW
@RobertJW 3 года назад
"D'you fancy yourself a bit of a Dobby, do ya?" fucking murdered me, I am deceased absolutely hilarious
@soulless4918
@soulless4918 3 года назад
I love how he tried to look like himself and ended up looking exactly like jacksepticeye
@Ilivepuppys
@Ilivepuppys 3 года назад
well Jack and him are both males with brown hair so it's hard to not look like other males with brown hair
@soulless4918
@soulless4918 3 года назад
@@Ilivepuppys well for more than half the game he had green hair which was also part of it
@Ilivepuppys
@Ilivepuppys 3 года назад
@@soulless4918 Part of the joke lol...r/whoooosh
@soulless4918
@soulless4918 3 года назад
@@Ilivepuppys ah shit my bad. I fell like a fuckin idiot now 😂
@Ericiswaiting
@Ericiswaiting 3 года назад
@@Ilivepuppys I normally applaud whoses but where’s the joke
@pickledrat4232
@pickledrat4232 3 года назад
can we take a minute to appreciate the fact that this man uploads every day but still manages to be very entertaining.
@sapphireblue4031
@sapphireblue4031 3 года назад
and also stream regularly o.o
@jessicatavi116
@jessicatavi116 3 года назад
I do! That's why I subscribed to his twitch channel! I love his content so I sub to support! Been a member of the cult. (For legal reasons, thats a joke, if ya know ya know lol)
@sapphireblue4031
@sapphireblue4031 3 года назад
@@jessicatavi116 What cult? No no no there's no cult. You heard it wrong, he said cultivation. Yeah, um, potato cultivation. To uh not risk another potato famine, yeah
@jessicatavi116
@jessicatavi116 3 года назад
@@sapphireblue4031 oh no it mustvr auto corrected somehow! Certainly NOT a cult! Love 🍟 potatoes!!
@pascusrex4152
@pascusrex4152 3 года назад
"I don't like social media, people there hate my fence-sitting on big topics!" *2 min later* "I could become a nun, they believe in magic!"
@LuxuriousLofton9
@LuxuriousLofton9 3 года назад
Wait...nun jokes are political?😳
@ScorpV1
@ScorpV1 3 года назад
@@LuxuriousLofton9 Religion, it's about how most people fight over the existence of Jesus you idiot
@CouldBeInteresting
@CouldBeInteresting 3 года назад
@@ScorpV1 C'mon man, He's not the sharpest tool in the shed.
@LuxuriousLofton9
@LuxuriousLofton9 3 года назад
@@CouldBeInteresting lmao😂
@LuxuriousLofton9
@LuxuriousLofton9 3 года назад
@@ScorpV1 Hey don't be so pressed. It was a joking question. I know satire can't be easily translated through a screen, I thought the emoji was enough to get my point across but there's always someone that takes it seriously. Just chill out with the name calling, Jesus.... Christ, Amen!🙏
@Zubstep1315
@Zubstep1315 3 года назад
I love how Kevin’s automatic response to any roadblock in life is just crime, immediate crime, maybe even the same day lol
@IamAlwaysRight1622
@IamAlwaysRight1622 3 года назад
Kevin: "Her craw-zee-nas is low" Me: "wtf did he say?"
@NubyPlaysGaming
@NubyPlaysGaming 3 года назад
"I could be a nun, they also believe in magic." -100 Catholic Reputation
@clindsell6111
@clindsell6111 3 года назад
Father O'Niel will remember this.....
@alissageearr708
@alissageearr708 3 года назад
But +1000 logical people respect.
@mohsenvardan
@mohsenvardan 3 года назад
It was fucking hilarious
@yupyup8305
@yupyup8305 3 года назад
Kevin selecting 50% Looks is the most inaccurate thing he deserves more
@noahlewis4609
@noahlewis4609 3 года назад
Kevin should triple it
@nowybopes
@nowybopes 3 года назад
@@JJLiu-xc3kg ...3*50 is 152%
@wren9479
@wren9479 3 года назад
@@JJLiu-xc3kg thats cubed but I appreciate the effort 💚
@GabeIDK2
@GabeIDK2 3 года назад
Listen I’m not gay. BUT.
@martinhorvath4117
@martinhorvath4117 3 года назад
@@wren9479 That's definitely not how cubing works.
@dr.redacted_
@dr.redacted_ 3 года назад
"My real life in bitlife" we kickin some demon babies, bois
@krishnansubramoni7801
@krishnansubramoni7801 2 года назад
You know, I can really relate to Kevin's "I'm only where I am today because I got lucky somehow." . I've had bad stuff happen, quit college at my final year, took a course, and I somehow impressed my teacher enough to get a recommendation for my dream job.
@CatMuto
@CatMuto 2 года назад
Man, whenever Kevin somehow managed to *avoid* getting hit by a car, his life turns into a horrendous chaotic mess of murder and missed headbutts.
@itaynatan
@itaynatan 3 года назад
Kevin puts every stat on 50, but we all Know he is 110% of a looker.
@sandymangamin7159
@sandymangamin7159 3 года назад
@SHAUN JACKLIN Do you not have one?
@sheepketchup9059
@sheepketchup9059 3 года назад
@SHAUN JACKLIN you don't have one?
@mattia4165
@mattia4165 3 года назад
"I've got my anti-septic cream" Absolutely goated joke. 😂
@chrispilcher2024
@chrispilcher2024 3 года назад
I find it funny how bitlife Kevin basically became the Joker, he got the green hair, plus the whole escaping prison and committing crimes.
@PakMane
@PakMane 3 года назад
He became Jacksepticeye
@karlispovisils5297
@karlispovisils5297 3 года назад
Jokersepticeye
@brandonwharton7817
@brandonwharton7817 3 года назад
Are we just going to ignore that he said star wars but had the ship from star trek go across the screen? I love him for this.
@ligglyhart
@ligglyhart 3 года назад
I'm realizing how much the lore on this channel is incredible. The flashbacks to older videos are gold. Kevin you are a master of editing I love you thank you for making every single day better.
@MaxerV19
@MaxerV19 Год назад
Funny thing this is one video that he didn't edit
@marsstars682
@marsstars682 3 года назад
Kevin: plays as himself in Bitlife Kevin: doesnt get hit by a car in bitlife Me: 😲
@xItsClobberinTime
@xItsClobberinTime 3 года назад
he got hit while stealing a car, though, which I think is almost the same thing.
@Miss_Distress
@Miss_Distress 3 года назад
See, without getting hit by a car he wouldn't have been a successful youtuber
@jeremymain7303
@jeremymain7303 3 года назад
It's more like Kevin: plays as himself in Bitlife Kevin: doesnt youtube success Kevin: *immediately without hesitation turns to a life of crime* Me: Well, I guess the signs were all there...
@TumblinWeeds
@TumblinWeeds 3 года назад
This proves that car accident is in fact the sole reason for Kevin’s success! When he said that in the past I thought he was joking
@pedrostormrage
@pedrostormrage 3 года назад
10:06 "They changed my username to stinkypinky" I feel like Kevinstinkypinky would be Jacksepticeye's infamous cousin (he even dyed his hair green too)
@kestrelmcdonald2273
@kestrelmcdonald2273 3 года назад
Ah, Anti’s true name
@eduardoalvarez7546
@eduardoalvarez7546 3 года назад
Kevin: *keeps sexuality at bisexual* Me: I see I have a chance.
@jam3sst3wart40
@jam3sst3wart40 3 года назад
U can see later on in the video he chose heterosexual 😢😢
@nightorchid5031
@nightorchid5031 3 года назад
9:53 IM DYING
@alphaw1457
@alphaw1457 3 года назад
This is fake, Kevin's looks should have been at 100% to start.
@goofygoober779
@goofygoober779 3 года назад
It's true, his looks make me MOIST.
@imouto-sana7161
@imouto-sana7161 3 года назад
@@goofygoober779 more like bore: ragnarok , amirite
@goofygoober779
@goofygoober779 3 года назад
@@imouto-sana7161 Absolutely. haha
@charliefinnmichael4770
@charliefinnmichael4770 3 года назад
@@goofygoober779 I'm sorry W H A T I'm joking you do you hunnyboo
@youngkiddrj1211
@youngkiddrj1211 3 года назад
@@charliefinnmichael4770 I'm sorry W H A T I'm joking you do you hunnyboo
@scrawnytony3174
@scrawnytony3174 3 года назад
I love how no matter how hard he tries, he always turns back to crime.
@therealbricker
@therealbricker 3 года назад
Kevin: "That person you like... I love him." Me: _Instantly subscribes and begins to watch all his videos._
@Roozyj
@Roozyj 3 года назад
I love his videos and watch it all the time
@RegretfulBirdConsumer
@RegretfulBirdConsumer 3 года назад
Aaaaaaa
@Jewelsonn
@Jewelsonn 3 года назад
The person you subscribed.... I love him
@Kenzo95415
@Kenzo95415 3 года назад
This guy has a very recognizable Sims series, but he made himself in BitLife first, epic gamer move Kevin
@stevenclark1662
@stevenclark1662 Год назад
He made himself in the sims, he got hit by a car like right away, but he did it.
@-Parad1gm-
@-Parad1gm- Месяц назад
@@stevenclark1662such a Kevin thing to do
@martychisnall
@martychisnall 3 года назад
I like how Kevin “try’s to recreate his real life” and ends up in prison for attempted murder.
@witchthief9735
@witchthief9735 3 года назад
"Ohh my god they all hate me, crime it is" shortest villain origin story
@alexandrsekera2524
@alexandrsekera2524 3 года назад
"Or I could be a nun! ...they also believe in magic." - that part got me to my knees.
@hyomina
@hyomina 3 года назад
To pray or...?
@natdavliam
@natdavliam 3 года назад
@@hyomina to pray
@natdavliam
@natdavliam 3 года назад
@@hyomina get your mind out of the gutter
@ltm3368
@ltm3368 3 года назад
I couldn't stop laughing at that! Also @@hyomina ily XD
@heterOnegative
@heterOnegative 3 года назад
This whole bitlife is like a horribly warped version of the Joker movie lmao
@thefool4407
@thefool4407 3 года назад
Play solitaire on youtube and no one bats an eye, but post a video of you flossing on tiktok and suddenly everyone loses their minds...
@chargenari
@chargenari 3 года назад
@@thefool4407 we live in a society
@stripesd
@stripesd 3 года назад
@@thefool4407 that’s this fucked up world 😒
@Nesolepus
@Nesolepus 3 года назад
"Wow people really loved that" "You lost 8 subscribers"
@linuxducky
@linuxducky 3 года назад
Kevin’s bisexuality confirmed
@drewgilchrist7333
@drewgilchrist7333 3 года назад
“I got the same two viewers!”: Kevin’s parents be like
@alexcoleman6199
@alexcoleman6199 3 года назад
I'm glad I'm in the timeline where Kevin became a successful RU-vidr.
@Bekathepirate
@Bekathepirate 3 года назад
19 days spent asking Kevin to play Barbie Horse Adventure: Wild Horse Rescue
@nolanfielder8001
@nolanfielder8001 3 года назад
Keep it up
@can-fm9jh
@can-fm9jh 3 года назад
Keep it up
@joaquinr1563
@joaquinr1563 3 года назад
Keep it up
@nicholasdelpizzo1594
@nicholasdelpizzo1594 3 года назад
Keep it up
@Haze-ff1qt
@Haze-ff1qt 3 года назад
Keep it upb
@suburbanindie
@suburbanindie 2 года назад
20:02 Kevin says the number 53 in binary
@fishfingers9205
@fishfingers9205 3 года назад
"You Start Playing Call of Duty" Flashbacks to 'How To Annoy'
@theamazingspacepotato1033
@theamazingspacepotato1033 3 года назад
Kevin: I'm going to recreate my life also Kevin: I'm hiring a hitman
@CanadianFaye
@CanadianFaye 2 года назад
Ayo?
@picklechungus
@picklechungus 3 года назад
There's probably an alternative world where bitlife kevin is playing bitlife as himself but it turns to be current world kevin
@charliefinnmichael4770
@charliefinnmichael4770 3 года назад
"Wow my dude just got hit by a car. What the fuck"
@LizzieNya
@LizzieNya 3 года назад
"My dude just reached 2.68 mil subs on RU-vid?! Ah, I could only dream of reaching that number one day..."
@Roozyj
@Roozyj 3 года назад
And he'll be saying to his two subscribers: "See, if you only work hard and get hit by a car, you can become famous"
@Vanessa-ly1vw
@Vanessa-ly1vw 3 года назад
“living my life in bitlife” well, see you all in 82 years when kevin gets out of prison can’t wait for the first video afterward
@LizzieNya
@LizzieNya 3 года назад
14:12 I bet that was his genuine reaction when his channel blew up and he reached 1 mil subs
@hagros93
@hagros93 3 года назад
1:43 Vegans when they eat a Big Mac
@elliebutterbean
@elliebutterbean 3 года назад
i like how kevin cuts away right before sexuality.
@שליגור-פ3ג
@שליגור-פ3ג 3 года назад
yes that was sad
@qwqwo3038
@qwqwo3038 3 года назад
Although it’d be cool to know, but we don’t HAVE to know.
@colemacgrath2005
@colemacgrath2005 3 года назад
Qwqwo he’s straight, we already know
@alexfraze12087
@alexfraze12087 3 года назад
@@colemacgrath2005 no, we know he's told us he's attracted to women. He could be bisexual, or, for personal reasons, lying. *adding this edit real quick to just say that I'm not doubting him, I trust someone when they tell me about their identity, so I do agree that he's most likely straight.
@griffinsonjupiter
@griffinsonjupiter 3 года назад
@@alexfraze12087 he literally has a girlfriend, so he's not lying. but yes he's possibly bisexual.
@twitchsopamanxx
@twitchsopamanxx 3 года назад
I didnt know he was Bi. Good on you Kevin for speaking two languages!
@raisa1918
@raisa1918 3 года назад
He's fluent in English and Simlish
@katlyndobransky2419
@katlyndobransky2419 3 года назад
That’s not what it means you fools, it means he can ride a bike well
@LOONACORE
@LOONACORE 3 года назад
No you're thinking of bilingual. Bisexuality is where you can write with both hands.
@twitchsopamanxx
@twitchsopamanxx 3 года назад
Bi means he can Beat It.
@darrencrissistotallyawesom918
@darrencrissistotallyawesom918 3 года назад
Kevin: That person you like, I love him Me: That's a bit narcissistic, but okay
@ShaimingLong
@ShaimingLong 3 года назад
It's good that he's able to love himself, I think?
@xitswolfy4237
@xitswolfy4237 3 года назад
I just wanna say i agree with your username
@Cyberfreq94
@Cyberfreq94 3 года назад
petition to change kevins username to Stinky_Pinky
@Mathee
@Mathee 3 года назад
I can't believe all this time, Kevin was just introducing himself like "Call Me, Kevin" and we never knew
@infertilegoose
@infertilegoose 3 года назад
"he was a magician and disappeared from our lives, maybe the trick will wear off"
@matthewhulligan7484
@matthewhulligan7484 3 года назад
Challenge failed u didn’t get run over by a car while leaving the theatre
@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461
@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461 3 года назад
"I tried to live my real life in bitlife" If it was my life it would be the most boring life ever
@WCRyder
@WCRyder 3 года назад
This vid just came into my notifications how have you already typed this out
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 3 года назад
@@WCRyder they're just fast typers. Or on mobile, like me
@WCRyder
@WCRyder 3 года назад
@@IamaPERSON it's because they are built different
@wren5962
@wren5962 3 года назад
Congratulations, you earned the achievement “mediocre”
@SoggyCoffeeAddict
@SoggyCoffeeAddict 3 года назад
Mine would be one of the most depressing introductions to life. Instead of just the "I was a planned pregnancy" or whatever. It's gonna be more like, "I broke most of my limbs being born and then died for awhile. I can't wait for life to get better" 😂
@JakeSulinjr
@JakeSulinjr 2 года назад
I fackin laughed so hard when Kevin actually acknowledged how hard it is to be successful on RU-vid and how many of his alternate realities played out like his did in BitLife! Hahaha
@Zalley604
@Zalley604 3 года назад
I'm so happy to hear that you like the same Star wars movies as me, and dislike the same ones as well.
@evenmattias
@evenmattias 3 года назад
Imagine a 90 year old dude with a cane walking around in a prison yard. With a huge line of rioting prisoners behind him
@baum3715
@baum3715 3 года назад
"Mom, can I get CallMeKevin?" Mom: "We have callmekevin at home!" Thumbnail:
@aprul4543
@aprul4543 3 года назад
Kevin: “Why would I meet her at the library?! I can’t even read!” Also Kevin: *is playing a text based life simulator that he keeps reading out* 👁👄👁
@Aryditymi
@Aryditymi 3 года назад
Actually he has a text to speech feature on his computer that sounds exactly like his voice and he just lip syncs to it 🙄🙄🙄🙄
@RonaldoVODS
@RonaldoVODS 3 года назад
@@Aryditymi Man those new fans... they just don't get it
@frostythespaceman4885
@frostythespaceman4885 3 года назад
Kevin at 18: Graduates from secondary school Meanwhile: 𝐍𝐮𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐧𝐞𝐠𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐍𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐚 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐝
@justaname4136
@justaname4136 3 года назад
I love the fact that we have callmekevin lore at this point with the fucking car accident
@narwhal7473
@narwhal7473 3 года назад
Little did Kevin know, everything he did after reaching his current age has now become his actual future. Good luck with that panther...
@conze3029
@conze3029 3 года назад
Also good luck with your jail time
@munkirtokage4816
@munkirtokage4816 3 года назад
I love how Kevin masterfully handles delicate issues like Politics and Star Wars
@headlesszebra9857
@headlesszebra9857 3 года назад
"he bit my chin?? kinky!" Kevin..... care to elaborate on that?
@mrsauceman5721
@mrsauceman5721 3 года назад
Kevin actually has a Habsburg chin he just hides it like Leafy.
@charliefinnmichael4770
@charliefinnmichael4770 3 года назад
Timestamp please
@ltm3368
@ltm3368 3 года назад
@@charliefinnmichael4770 14:48 :)
@charliefinnmichael4770
@charliefinnmichael4770 3 года назад
@@ltm3368 thanks
@bunchiebob-_-4805
@bunchiebob-_-4805 3 года назад
5:28 omg they love it (lost 8 subs)
@pixienyx4306
@pixienyx4306 3 года назад
Kevin: lives his own life in BitLife. Also Kevin: buys a black panther and breaks into people’s houses 🤣
@azuko8041
@azuko8041 3 года назад
When Kevin's real life in Bitlife is more entertaining and interesting than 90% of other yt channels
@pariasemi2681
@pariasemi2681 3 года назад
He is honestly so underrated.
@ruty_bolzga424
@ruty_bolzga424 3 года назад
@@pariasemi2681 he has 2,5 milion subs wtf
@g0desq
@g0desq 3 года назад
@@ruty_bolzga424 ikr
@pariasemi2681
@pariasemi2681 3 года назад
@@ruty_bolzga424 Idk I personally think he is still underrated. I'm not saying that that's little or anything, just saying that compared to a lot of other youtube channels I expect that his channel will really blow up in the near future.
@CraicDealer
@CraicDealer 3 года назад
@@pariasemi2681 I think Kevin has said before he kind of likes it like that, his channel is big enough for him to make a good living but small enough to retain the feeling of a community, which I think can get lost when a channel becomes massive. It becomes a fan base instead of a community. He's definitely one of the best RU-vidrs around though
@Subpar1224
@Subpar1224 3 года назад
HE PICKED THE THIRD THUMBNAIL WE HELPED :>>>
@naughtysims30
@naughtysims30 3 года назад
Yayy. Kevin listens to us. 😀🥳🥳
@IMPofTHEGASsTATION
@IMPofTHEGASsTATION 3 года назад
the anti-septic cream joke took me 5 seconds to process
@ScorpV1
@ScorpV1 3 года назад
So this is what future Kevin will be like Let's start a gofundme for Kevin's bail
@ratqueenbee
@ratqueenbee 28 дней назад
Kevin tried to live his real life and instead ended up living Jason Nash’s life
@itsmecaitlin1254
@itsmecaitlin1254 3 года назад
A yes, that point of Callmekevin where he braided his hair, dyed it lime green, then worked retail AND THATS ON A MIDLIFE CRISIS 😌😌😌
@Jane-qh2yd
@Jane-qh2yd 3 года назад
I can tell kevin was so proud of the antiseptic cream joke
@MaxerV19
@MaxerV19 Год назад
Who wouldn't be?!
@mxkammb
@mxkammb 3 года назад
_”if_ I was a baby” implies you weren’t a baby at any point in ur life
@Ilivepuppys
@Ilivepuppys 3 года назад
If I was a baby means if he was a baby again...so Kevin did say it right hes not a baby anymore hes an adult
@Fun_facts_for_fun
@Fun_facts_for_fun 3 года назад
Nope he never was a baby
@griffinsummoner
@griffinsummoner 2 года назад
"Oh hey, my depression is gone. I played one game of Oregon Trail and I'm feeling better." No, wait, I've contracted dysentery.
@yourpsychicfriendfredbear
@yourpsychicfriendfredbear 3 года назад
“Should I get glasses just so that I fit in with my Bitlife character? I could really commit to this.” Yes, commit to the Bit.
@brooksbrocc
@brooksbrocc 3 года назад
The way kevin said Cork was so funny to me. His voice was so excited but his face was so neutral
@moonlightingjam
@moonlightingjam 3 года назад
I think at some point Kevin forgot he was supposed to be playing as himself. Or at least, I hope he did 😂
@microqueen69
@microqueen69 3 года назад
That or there is more to him that we don't know.
@PadgePaget
@PadgePaget 3 года назад
"Or I can be a nun, they also believe in magic" what a king, what a legend 💘
@danielcsentei6094
@danielcsentei6094 3 года назад
Mufasa: dies. Disney: Oh hell no.
@hahaharvey3068
@hahaharvey3068 3 года назад
5:53 “wow people actually loved that” lost 8 subscribers
@kierstinishere4693
@kierstinishere4693 2 года назад
I thought the same thing 🤣 the bit after was hilarious tho
@Lunawitch__
@Lunawitch__ 3 года назад
"I tried living my real life in Bitlife" He's going to break the game, isn't he?
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