I tried living my real life in Bitlife 

and getting hit by cars

and hiring serial killers...hmmmm

Kevin is a criminal 😮

@@UtopssAKAPJ but would you say he's a smooth criminal?

@@dark_neverland Yes 🤣

Oooooh I didn't realize that while watching

It's like poetry, it rhymes.

oooo the plot thickness

Lmbo nice catch! 😂

@@LynnAgain83 thank you thank you

Ikr. Bet Kevin bought that cream just for that joke.

I agree

Yeah it’s a running joke on the channel

explain it pls

@@Liam_The_Great jacksepticeye is another Irish RU-vidr that has green hair and is friends with Kevin, so the anti septic cream was a play on his name

Convince the jury you were trying to buy the game ‘Hitman’. He already had the youtube account to prove he’s a professional gamer.

'Alexa buy Hitman' 'Hiring a Hitman'

it's Ireland

Honest answer: (From an American system) When you’re in criminal court every person on the jury has to vote guilty to be convicted. In other words, “Guilty beyond a reasonable doubt.” How the hell did they manage to convince one person that he wasn’t guilty? Who tf knows

@@DoKuShOsTaR probably some form of Entrapment?

For april fools..i hope kevin changed his channel name to stinky_pinky..maybe twitter

@@yuki97kira that would be awesome

@@yuki97kira let’s see

🎶 Louisiana woma- 🎶 oh oops wrong one 🎶 Sweet home Alabama 🎶

dA

Oof 😂

bruh

I mean happened to joe Biden

That is not a confession!

tries? or succeeds?

Kinda sus.

We should be more concerned about that but, meh no

It sometimes crosses my mind that...If there's ever a true crime documentary on Kevin, they'll be examining these videos hahahaha

🤣🤣

That or the guy was actually a leprechaun lol

I just feckin realize that Jacksepticeye is an embodiment of the irish flag

@@kawabatayuri Minus the orange.

Irishness 100

Welcome to the club

*pain*

i think you meant to say "feck"

God damn it.

Yall are sad, go outside

@@wowzer5621 ok and

@@wowzer5621 ok and

@@wowzer5621 ok and

@@wowzer5621 Some people are straight and I guess we'll have to accept it. :-(

Yeah, I mean i don't really care what anyones sexuality is, I guess i just wanted some bi representation.

@@Macebigi same

@@Macebigi I'd watch Kevin play literally anything

We need to really together to get Kevin to make a solitaire video

"Solitare, but it's destroyed by mods"

@@slysheogorath3122 same

To be fair I did stop associating with some siblings of mine so it kinda makes sense lol

Feck you give it back

I dunno why but I imagined a person rolling up to another person and just taking a DNA strand out of their chest.

Off topic but your sona is cute

@@raguuluwu460 awh, thanks

That is what he said

Ye Ik I didn’t no if I was the only one who noticed

Sarcasm

Well I lost ~10 and received ~15 subscribers from my most popular video.

5:30

so the title's completely accurate

damn kevin there’s something you’re not telling us

@@astrofornaught yes he is a criminal

@@onograce1327 Not telling us? We all know this is his daily life

Are you really surprised?

solitare addiction is a real thing. i get like 20 hours a week on it ...

^can confirm it is a real thing

I can never get it to work for me I have no clue what to do

@@crimsonrayquaza46 it took me a while to figure out you have to stack the cards in order from aces up by suit in the top corner

last week I spent a whole day playing solitaire hahah...

well Jack and him are both males with brown hair so it's hard to not look like other males with brown hair

@@Ilivepuppys well for more than half the game he had green hair which was also part of it

@@soulless4918 Part of the joke lol...r/whoooosh

@@Ilivepuppys ah shit my bad. I fell like a fuckin idiot now 😂

@@Ilivepuppys I normally applaud whoses but where’s the joke

Kevin should triple it

@@JJLiu-xc3kg ...3*50 is 152%

@@JJLiu-xc3kg thats cubed but I appreciate the effort 💚

Listen I’m not gay. BUT.

@@wren9479 That's definitely not how cubing works.

and also stream regularly o.o

I do! That's why I subscribed to his twitch channel! I love his content so I sub to support! Been a member of the cult. (For legal reasons, thats a joke, if ya know ya know lol)

@@jessicatavi116 What cult? No no no there's no cult. You heard it wrong, he said cultivation. Yeah, um, potato cultivation. To uh not risk another potato famine, yeah

@@sapphireblue4031 oh no it mustvr auto corrected somehow! Certainly NOT a cult! Love 🍟 potatoes!!

Wait...nun jokes are political?😳

@@LuxuriousLofton9 Religion, it's about how most people fight over the existence of Jesus you idiot

@@ScorpV1 C'mon man, He's not the sharpest tool in the shed.

@@CouldBeInteresting lmao😂

@@ScorpV1 Hey don't be so pressed. It was a joking question. I know satire can't be easily translated through a screen, I thought the emoji was enough to get my point across but there's always someone that takes it seriously. Just chill out with the name calling, Jesus.... Christ, Amen!🙏

Father O'Niel will remember this.....

But +1000 logical people respect.

It was fucking hilarious

he got hit while stealing a car, though, which I think is almost the same thing.

See, without getting hit by a car he wouldn't have been a successful youtuber

It's more like Kevin: plays as himself in Bitlife Kevin: doesnt youtube success Kevin: *immediately without hesitation turns to a life of crime* Me: Well, I guess the signs were all there...

This proves that car accident is in fact the sole reason for Kevin’s success! When he said that in the past I thought he was joking

@SHAUN JACKLIN Do you not have one?

@SHAUN JACKLIN you don't have one?

Funny thing this is one video that he didn't edit

He became Jacksepticeye

Jokersepticeye

Play solitaire on youtube and no one bats an eye, but post a video of you flossing on tiktok and suddenly everyone loses their minds...

@@thefool4407 we live in a society

@@thefool4407 that’s this fucked up world 😒

To pray or...?

@@hyomina to pray

@@hyomina get your mind out of the gutter

I couldn't stop laughing at that! Also @@hyomina ily XD

"Wow my dude just got hit by a car. What the fuck"

"My dude just reached 2.68 mil subs on RU-vid?! Ah, I could only dream of reaching that number one day..."

And he'll be saying to his two subscribers: "See, if you only work hard and get hit by a car, you can become famous"

He made himself in the sims, he got hit by a car like right away, but he did it.

@@stevenclark1662such a Kevin thing to do

U can see later on in the video he chose heterosexual 😢😢

It's true, his looks make me MOIST.

@@goofygoober779 more like bore: ragnarok , amirite

@@imouto-sana7161 Absolutely. haha

@@goofygoober779 I'm sorry W H A T I'm joking you do you hunnyboo

@@charliefinnmichael4770 I'm sorry W H A T I'm joking you do you hunnyboo

Ayo?

Ah, Anti’s true name

I love his videos and watch it all the time

Aaaaaaa

The person you subscribed.... I love him

This vid just came into my notifications how have you already typed this out

@@WCRyder they're just fast typers. Or on mobile, like me

@@IamaPERSON it's because they are built different

Congratulations, you earned the achievement “mediocre”

Mine would be one of the most depressing introductions to life. Instead of just the "I was a planned pregnancy" or whatever. It's gonna be more like, "I broke most of my limbs being born and then died for awhile. I can't wait for life to get better" 😂

Keep it up

Keep it up

Keep it up

Keep it up

Keep it upb

yes that was sad

Although it’d be cool to know, but we don’t HAVE to know.

Qwqwo he’s straight, we already know

@@colemacgrath2005 no, we know he's told us he's attracted to women. He could be bisexual, or, for personal reasons, lying. *adding this edit real quick to just say that I'm not doubting him, I trust someone when they tell me about their identity, so I do agree that he's most likely straight.

@@alexfraze12087 he literally has a girlfriend, so he's not lying. but yes he's possibly bisexual.

It's good that he's able to love himself, I think?

I just wanna say i agree with your username

He's fluent in English and Simlish

That’s not what it means you fools, it means he can ride a bike well

No you're thinking of bilingual. Bisexuality is where you can write with both hands.

Bi means he can Beat It.

He is honestly so underrated.

@@pariasemi2681 he has 2,5 milion subs wtf

@@ruty_bolzga424 ikr

@@ruty_bolzga424 Idk I personally think he is still underrated. I'm not saying that that's little or anything, just saying that compared to a lot of other youtube channels I expect that his channel will really blow up in the near future.

@@pariasemi2681 I think Kevin has said before he kind of likes it like that, his channel is big enough for him to make a good living but small enough to retain the feeling of a community, which I think can get lost when a channel becomes massive. It becomes a fan base instead of a community. He's definitely one of the best RU-vidrs around though

Kevin actually has a Habsburg chin he just hides it like Leafy.

Timestamp please

@@charliefinnmichael4770 14:48 :)

@@ltm3368 thanks

Actually he has a text to speech feature on his computer that sounds exactly like his voice and he just lip syncs to it 🙄🙄🙄🙄

@@Aryditymi Man those new fans... they just don't get it

Also good luck with your jail time

Who wouldn't be?!

I thought the same thing 🤣 the bit after was hilarious tho

If I was a baby means if he was a baby again...so Kevin did say it right hes not a baby anymore hes an adult

Nope he never was a baby

Yayy. Kevin listens to us. 😀🥳🥳

That or there is more to him that we don't know.

true

Oh my gosh Tanya watches Kevin? Mind. Blown.

Exactly

He did get an unreasonable phallus enlargement surgery just before that~

@@ShaimingLong and then after that she broke up with him again because of the sex XD

That's actuate too

If you look closely at the text u can see he chose heterosexual 😭😭😢 Oh well can’t win them all 🥶