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BLOOD ORANGES (FULL MINI SPECIAL) 

Sammy Obeid
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They took my oranges. They took my Tik Tok account. They took virginity. But they couldn't take you. Enjoy this short special shot in December '22 at the legendary Hollywood Improv. It's already peeled.
#standupcomedy #sammyobeid #politics

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Комментарии : 76   
@carly4422
@carly4422 7 месяцев назад
I feel like the crowd severely under-appreciated the stolen electron jokes. Those were incredible and just kept getting better.
@fafddzfaf
@fafddzfaf 6 месяцев назад
It's an excellent joke! But a bit to niche for the general crowds. Those who know, would see the joke coming as soon as he sets it up, but could also predict it might not be picked up by most of the audience.
@kittyonmydesk5532
@kittyonmydesk5532 Месяц назад
"And soon, you won't need to participate in another electron" -Proton trump, 2024
@Sephirothmmd
@Sephirothmmd 7 месяцев назад
As a non-american there are only a few comedians that make me actually laugh. You will be in the same league as Dave Chappelle and Russell Peters some day. Wish you the best
@solimanalnaizy5323
@solimanalnaizy5323 Год назад
“SBF CEO of FTX” 😂
@SammyObeidComedy
@SammyObeidComedy Год назад
Classic
@chrisll3874
@chrisll3874 6 месяцев назад
"SBF CEO of FTX", "WTF?"
@gamerz8936
@gamerz8936 Месяц назад
@@chrisll3874Is this English? 😂
@lydialups1861
@lydialups1861 Год назад
Just rewatched you on Conan. I remember the jokes from when I saw it years ago. Don't stop uploading again, you are too good!
@SammyObeidComedy
@SammyObeidComedy Год назад
Amazing thanks so much and will do
@chip17831
@chip17831 Год назад
pandji send me here, he's right youre f***in amazing.
@SammyObeidComedy
@SammyObeidComedy Год назад
Thank you so much, Joey!
@kimberlyaguilar216
@kimberlyaguilar216 Год назад
You always make my day! Please never stop doing comedy!
@SammyObeidComedy
@SammyObeidComedy Год назад
❤❤❤awww thank you and you got it
@Sagemeister007
@Sagemeister007 Год назад
I just found him and love his comedy!!
@JAVTROOPER
@JAVTROOPER 9 месяцев назад
Why you don’t monetise your video?
@kareldeboer3578
@kareldeboer3578 Месяц назад
hm... interesting question. answer: probably because he don't want to bother getting de-monetized for political or any other possible (pseudo)reasons
@andreascosta5781
@andreascosta5781 Год назад
A good way to end winter break ☺️
@SammyObeidComedy
@SammyObeidComedy Год назад
🍊🍊🍊🍊🙏🏼
@Jafito1336
@Jafito1336 9 месяцев назад
Good comedy, Sammy is real smart.
@franjk7114
@franjk7114 9 месяцев назад
Did you make those t-shirts?
@themanwhoknewtoomuch6667
@themanwhoknewtoomuch6667 10 месяцев назад
Amazing crowdwork.
@Jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjji
@Jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjji Год назад
Great as always!! And just so you know, your show in November in the ominous DC corner store basement that was cut short will forever be one of my favorite comedy experiences 😄 keep it up!!
@SammyObeidComedy
@SammyObeidComedy Год назад
Hahaha mine too! I need to tell that whole story one day. See you soon I hope
@stevenrevins
@stevenrevins 6 месяцев назад
10:10 inflation doesn't level ANY playing field it just directs EVEN MORE money to the super-rich that own us all already
@andii-
@andii- Год назад
i loved the electron jokes sm 😩✨‼️
@Loveworldalways
@Loveworldalways Год назад
I also missed Trump on Twitter 😂 i need more Sammy Obeid content!
@SammyObeidComedy
@SammyObeidComedy Год назад
😅😅
@larissadossantos1392
@larissadossantos1392 Год назад
Love watching your stuff!
@SammyObeidComedy
@SammyObeidComedy Год назад
Thank you Larissa!! ❤️
@das_it_mane
@das_it_mane 8 месяцев назад
Tbh I don't get the blood orange thing but this shit was still funny
@rajendraelsyafiq3037
@rajendraelsyafiq3037 Год назад
Kesini gara2 Pandji Pragiwaksono ❤🎉
@KarmaTSVb
@KarmaTSVb 9 месяцев назад
Great as always!
@nedim_guitar
@nedim_guitar 6 месяцев назад
This was great!😂
@mirosgerg
@mirosgerg 9 месяцев назад
Haha. Nice one I found you yesterday cool content, cool stuff keep it up
@pg_pete
@pg_pete 2 месяца назад
the blood oranges were the friends we made along the way
@waifjain4078
@waifjain4078 Год назад
Again first Sammy 🤩
@SammyObeidComedy
@SammyObeidComedy Год назад
Haha permanent first
@milkyshakes
@milkyshakes 2 месяца назад
Not the oxidation joke. only stem and aestheticians are getting that one. also funny because the mistake (sbf crypto scammer)- spf prevents UV oxidation
@kittyonmydesk5532
@kittyonmydesk5532 Месяц назад
"Who's on board with kanye when he took the mic from Taylor Swift?" *A few more claps persist in the venue
@KINGKONGHE
@KINGKONGHE Год назад
Gara2 panji w ke sini
@asaiya705
@asaiya705 2 месяца назад
so if you parents do really well and are successful, That makes you bad person? lol ya humanity is screwed lol
@bijanyagho4646
@bijanyagho4646 5 месяцев назад
❤️👍🙏
@Relax20254
@Relax20254 2 месяца назад
True about the 💵 Billionaire. Great show 😄
@djbabidadi2545
@djbabidadi2545 8 месяцев назад
"Im the one thats late to work" perfect recovery.
@Bacha58
@Bacha58 9 месяцев назад
Great 👍 jokes 😂
@fernweh5636
@fernweh5636 Год назад
I like you guy
@ronanoory3947
@ronanoory3947 Месяц назад
So entertaining! Love your humor!
@KarmaTSVb
@KarmaTSVb 9 месяцев назад
Please tell me-who is the band at the end?
@iHaveAnEyedea
@iHaveAnEyedea Год назад
Mini special ?
@yourenviousenemy
@yourenviousenemy 8 месяцев назад
He's like Hasan Minhaj but funny
@slampersand3145
@slampersand3145 7 месяцев назад
Still only 10 100 likes. Im writing him in for president. Dave Smith for vp cuz he kindly schooled bob kennedy and keeps up. Im a fan of my peers.
@shoeshane6494
@shoeshane6494 5 месяцев назад
0:07 *Yeah ...Not that it really matters, but yea is pronounced "yay." An example would be "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death. "
@jayburkhart1781
@jayburkhart1781 4 месяца назад
i just got turned onto you because i saw you on Zeteo. i like your comedy and your views, even the ones i find offensive
@IMrMalcontentI
@IMrMalcontentI Год назад
Sa7a ya Sammy🤩
@SammyObeidComedy
@SammyObeidComedy Год назад
😁😁🙏🏼🍊
@kenan6977
@kenan6977 2 месяца назад
.
@Relak_Singh
@Relak_Singh 8 месяцев назад
1:45 she'll make it, she's got a highly symmetrical face.
@hazizahharis12
@hazizahharis12 6 месяцев назад
Good, true intelligent politics joke 🤣
@ahazzz100
@ahazzz100 8 месяцев назад
Why this guy sounds like hasan minhaj
@nobodycares2025
@nobodycares2025 2 месяца назад
he is so underrrated
@liannettmendez6393
@liannettmendez6393 8 месяцев назад
Pink pineapple
@Che77siempre
@Che77siempre 8 месяцев назад
I support Israel and now you cause your funny af war sucks I feel you
@TheSatanel
@TheSatanel 27 дней назад
Naw. Kanye is right.
@Neko-wy4dt
@Neko-wy4dt 7 месяцев назад
This brother has since yesterday become the second comedian I'm adding to my favorite list. In the first place will forever be our brother Chappelle
@roughshod174
@roughshod174 8 месяцев назад
"The universe knows what it's__doing" Highly highly disrespectful line, please repent and change that. JazakALLAH🤍🤍
@bylayla00
@bylayla00 6 месяцев назад
Why is it disrespectful? You think saying “God knows it”, disrespectful?
@roughshod174
@roughshod174 6 месяцев назад
@@bylayla00 universe is the creation and God is the creator, it's not the same thing
@bylayla00
@bylayla00 6 месяцев назад
@@roughshod174 that is your belief. However, when you say that, it does not offend me. So when others say things based on their opinion or belief, you should not be offended. That is how we live in harmony. Plus, when religious people get offended like that It makes me think that deep in their hearts they probably have doubt, because if you truly believe that why would you be offended by a random statement? Regardless of what others say your, your God is still the greatest to you.
@roughshod174
@roughshod174 6 месяцев назад
@@bylayla00 did i tell you to not say that? No, say what you what. I was talking to my Muslim Brother
@bylayla00
@bylayla00 6 месяцев назад
@@roughshod174 do you know him personally? How do you know his belief? Plus, he said it, it reflects his thoughts why are you offended?
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