BLOODSHOT MOVIE REVIEW | Double Toasted 

Yeah and behind them is Billy and Chris. I wish gertz was on more tho😂

*Off The Shelf Reviews* is also good. Definitely recommend them.

That they are. Show is still going strong but it would be better if Girts and Goodwin were back.

@@adamajobe1756 yeah Billy and Chris are Funny. Tommy was too, with his constant jabs at Korey.

Love the chemistry that they hav together 😂

Yeah. Vin Diesel plays Vin Diesel in every movie.

@@authorrobjohnson3178 so true

i swear to god, if i hear this man say Family one more time....

@Anfreedom no to ouc themselves

He knows his strengths.

And make him a half foot shorter, remove 40lbs of muscle, and feed him a bunch of carbs too

Like a smaller, soft, an less intimidating Rock

Even the rock is getting a bit hard to watch coz of how much stuff he keeps appearing in especially the Kevin Hart stuff eugh.

The rock is shit in most movies and a We all know Keanu reeves is the best action star if our day

@@exoticfoodreviews1319 Keanu reeves is boring in my opinion.

i never made the connection until Korey and Martin mention it LOL. Its true he always wearing that wifebeater.

I'm surprised the symbiote doesn't turn into a wifebeater.

Stonehedge shiiiit, it all makes sense now! It inherited Spider-Man’s powers!

🎶 _we. Are. _*_FAM-ILY!_* 🎶

It's time for one last run!

"We are Groots."

Right? The only movies that are different are the ones where he voices the characters. Iron Giant and Groot for example.

Come on dawg you know you've been spending money on his films...

I swear the outfits he wears in the last part of this movie are the same exact fuckin outfits he wears in The Last Witch Hunter.

Toon Angst He used to have range. Didn’t you see the movie they showed when Vin Diesel had hair?

So is Marvel tbh

Anthony Jones lmao. No shot against Garou

I wonder who would win.... Saitama or Vin Diesel in his tank top? #GenuineThingsWeNeedToKnow

@@gavinclarke7167 lmso imagine if they made a one punch man movie🤣

@@wise4577 lol! They actually are!

He's bald and has a Tank Top.....he's one punch top.

he is perfect in these dumb fun movies.

I agree totally. Ive always liked Riddick, hes a cool character way more than that character he plays in F&F.

@@chicostephenson fast and furious has run out its welcome

FUCKING LOVE RIDDICK

Damn...he even wore a wife beater in his Pitch Black movies...In Space!!😂😂

Space wifebeaters or cosmic wifebeater, coming soon parallel universe and time travel wifebeaters.

@@senorstyx3011 now I'm imagining groot in a wifebeater

Not as fast as the shirts from DTmerch.com

All true!

Michael Strong 😂😂🤣🤣

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Michael Strong 😂🤣🤣shiiiiii 👏🏿😂

Noooooo LMAO, I might need to repent after laughing 🤭😂🤣🤐.

S. D. I feel you😌

Eat At Joe's And make it a spin-off to "For the love of a Glove."

@Just Dancing Machine exactly

@NOT YOU That's a weird comment to make about someone you don't know

I was just thinking abt this before I saw your comment. This is basically Universal Soldier, The Rock just remade Die Hard. Not knocking this or Skyscraper but ppl like to dislike Vin Diesel.

Dude the rock has a ton of charisma

Van Damme and Arnold can barely act

Well Hollywood Still Cast 60 Year Olds Denzel,Liam Nelson.

He's the only reason I am mildly interested in this...considering if I should take a chance this weekend. If the virus doesn't kill me, this movie will.

@C W That wasn't Toby Kebell. That was Sebastian Stan.

The only roles I liked him in were Koba in the recent Planet of the Apes movies and "The Entire History of You" episode from Black Mirror. Other than that, he needs to get a better agent.

@@michaelstrong5383 True, those are the really only roles where he had a chance to shine, and that was years ago.

@@Redscape_ He could have been a pretty good Doctor Doom in the Fantastic Four movie they made a few years ago (yes, that God-awful one). But, to be fair, that wasn't his fault. The blame is more on the studio behind it.

Wow. You hit that right on the head.

USA channel, late 1980's.

@@longdirtytoenails1076 good one!😊

krisj827 yeah but I loved those movies.

wondiefive he should’ve 😂

LIKE GOD DAMN BUGS?

Slick Tom yes, exactly the same!

And remember he was a bouncer

TimeMakerMan I like were your head is at in this comment bro.

@Julian Espinosa The character (Mitzi) is adorable. She's from Joanna Davidovich's short "Monkey Rag", I really like her cartoon style.

Riiiight because R-rated will automatically makes the movie better for no reason. lmao

Same here. I was hoping it would be as violent as the comic.

@@zeroskaterz92 lets ignore that he specifically mentioned Dredd before anything else. Wtf are you even talking about??

Kenspiracy ahhhhhhhh. Dirka Dirka Dirka

Dirka dirka, muhammad jihad*

Did you guys even watch the film? the plot explains why it was cliche because they programmer was using hollywood cliches to give the hero fake memories.

No one said there wasn't an explanation.

Djuan Benjamin 🤣🤣🤣 “Because I expected nothing” Now I’m gonna watch this

Indestructible Dom, eh? 😏

Pretty much lol

@@ninjanibba4259 cosmic coincidence that I'm watching that film, Iron Man 3 right now lol

@@JoeChillton isn’t it ironic lol?

Thomas Fredrickson yeah me too !

How could some one with that nose be attractive

youtube comment youtube comment 😆

Desiree Hodge his voice I find attractive

No trust me, you ain't the only one, sis!!! I have no clue why what they find sexy🤔😩

I thought he was cute when the first Fast and Furious came out. When the wife beater wasn't attached to his skin.

Good point.

Given the plot of Bloodshot Island, that's not that far off..

Aw shit you not wrong 💀💀💀

Yeah I saw the Funny As Shit

Mandy was nuts too.

@@doctorthirteen5727 Mandy was a fever dream on LSD 😭😭😅😅😂💯 but good

@@kwansmith6073 it's so much what the fuc* moments it's highly entertaining

Yea Vin Diesal was his name when he was a street dancer and bouncer

yeah his real name is frank castlewater

Rosecity Chris marvel will never have Spiderman back and honesty why should Sony let give Spiderman back yo marvel? Sony has made some of the best Spiderman films without marvel touch on it.

Marvel could never and will never make a movie as good as Spiderverse.

That's what I was asking myself. Did I miss some other twist that they saw that I didn't? Because The twist is in the trailer, and I know they watched the trailer because they did a review video on the trailer. There really is no twist if you watched the trailer.

True

But he buff tho

Archer and Armstrong would be an awesome movie! Hank Venture and Sean Connery's Highlander character going on adventures. The 4004 A.D. universe - Rai, Magnus, Ivar... I don't know

@@kuzenskif I know and I don't know what happened in the reboot but I loved the 90's Valiant version, with that version of Solar going insane and blowing up everything. He split himself apart the good side and bad side having to fight against himself until he merged again. And I loved how he got rid of all the nukes and nobody could stop, him because he was so overpowered. He basically could do what he wanted. Then I think he created or open up a new world. But him doing all that stuff kind of kicked off Valiant. Master Darque and his sister were manipulating things behind the scenes, which lead to Shadowman. But Solar is with Dynamic Entertainment, I think along with Magus and Turok too. You know what's funny Bloodshot did a similar thing too splitting the good half with the evil, I loved that story too, and they were trying to killed each other. Or him having to fight and kill a special robot, I think it was connected to Japan which led to the 1st Ninjak, where his experiment may have started. I am talking about the 90's 1st or 2nd series, prob., got rebooted or retcon. Love the 1st or 2nd series of og. of the 1st half of Harbinger, it's like the X-men. Peter (Stinger), when at first working with Harada then he found out, and him and friends runaway. They had a few confrontations with Harada and the other harbinger's working for him nearly searching capture or death. Harada rich and powerful, corrupt, kind of an anti-villain. Until, Stinger v Harada, where they blowing up mostly everything Peter pushes himself until nearly killing him. I didn't care for 2nd half with Zephyr though, they changing nearly everything. Then killed black guy, Anvil in the end only one in the group killed I was angry, I'm black btw. Also, it was cool to see that a like female version of Bloodshot happen, with his love interest and his kids. I bring these things up because I could see them making great movies, if done RIGHT. But I don't think Vin is the right actor. I do remember Bloodshot would crack one-liners or say something funny too. I don't know, I can't see Vin doing that. But I maybe could see someone like the Rock, Batista, John Cena, or Channing Tatum,... as Bloodshot. I'm thinking trying to think of big actors with similar builds. I think they look a heck of a lot more like Bloodshot than Vin Diesel. Long post, I know my bad.

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W E ' R E F A M I L Y

@@KhayJayArt "MORE FAMILY!?"

Yeah, only hire newer directors who have experience making good low budget films (Whanell, Peele, Wan, etc.) not a first time director overall, that has bad movie written all over it.

Outside of them being cheap, I think it's done so the producer/studio can push them around easily :(

Yup man!! I agree! John bernthal is accurate as fuck if they got him playing bloodshot, with the drama act , his body, face shape , and his fight acting skill, it just the sameeee bro! I cant imagine how tf they got this egghead playing bloodshot

Or Frank Grillo

Only the first one is decent. The second one is a giant WTF and the third one is remake of the first one. Sorry, bro. I can't even count how many scifi and action movies are better than all 3 Riddicks. Alien Aliens Predator Predator 2 Predators Die Hard Die Hard 2 John Wick John Wick 2 John Wick 3 First Blood Rambo Terminator Terminator 2 Etc...

@@similaritiesendhere I like all of them. The 3rd one is probably the weakest but i still wouldnt consider it medicore. Its like a 6 or 7 out of 10 for me. And you just named a bunch of iconic, genre defining movies and said because riddick isnt better than them that makes it mediocre lol thats not even fair. Also predators I disagree with Id riddick 1 and 2 id watch 100 more times before i watch that again. Even predator 2 is kind of debatable.

@@condorgaming4000 You do realize that word mediocre means in the middle right? If there are a lot of movies in the scifi/action genres better than them AND a lot of movies worse, then Riddick movies are in the middle... mediocre. If you consider the fact that first/best Riddick movie is part horror then you just added a long list of horror movies that are also better than all 3 Riddick films.

@@similaritiesendhere I know. Mediocre means average. As in like a 5 out of 10 or something. Imo the first 2 riddick movies are alot better than that. Like an 8.5. But the movies you listed are ICONIC. Thats the keyword. They literally will forever stand the test of time. Like no one is gonna shame a movie for not living up to the likes of alien or terminator. (Unless they are like sequels to those movies or something)

@@condorgaming4000 If the first two Alien movies are 9 or 10's, than the first Riddick movie is 5. It's not an 8.5 compared to those two. There's no Special Olympics for movies where mediocre movies ONLY have to compete with other mediocre movies. Movie critics have to compare them to EVERYTHING else. If someone who's never seen a movie before asked me for a recommendation, I would suggest hundreds of movies before Pitch Black... MEDIOCRE.

"Who has such a lust for revenge" *WWWWWHHHHOOOOO*

Rising Spirit is the name of the tech company. That's about it.

RP opinions but i hear you

@@dontrailtyson8405 I know opinions, but I didn't expect this from these guys. That's why I reacted this way.

i can tell what's gonna happen just from the trailers.

Ok nerd

Edward Sanchez Productions 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Nano bro bro likes white wife beater bro bro. Thanks bro bro. U family? Bro bro like family. Familys good. Talk later jump out window now.

Yes. Start with the 2012 relaunch

@Sinjin Smyth Isn't that what they were though? Yeah, they were cool at the time but looking at them now they are cringeworthy.

@@thanerosA lot of Arnie's movies aged well. The old Rambo (first blood,etc) movies also aged well. There wasn't really any good cgi technology back then,so people had to actually put work in the script. The Van Damme and Steven Segal movies aged terribly though.