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@pixelmaster9964
@pixelmaster9964 2 года назад
Andre’s like a 10 year old kid role playing “I cast fireball on you” “I dropkick you before it comes out”
@RustieAsf
@RustieAsf 2 года назад
Couldn't have said it better 🤣🤣
@soivelisbroke6324
@soivelisbroke6324 2 года назад
You speaking facts tho
@haveltherockjohnson9043
@haveltherockjohnson9043 2 года назад
Based
@doghead2273
@doghead2273 2 года назад
"It just works" (Andre)
@FelisInsanisCatfood
@FelisInsanisCatfood 2 года назад
And if it hits, he's still a blacksmith, a man working with fire all day long. Not to mention that he doesn't need to cast flash sweat.
@TheCryptidman
@TheCryptidman 2 года назад
It's hilarious seeing Andre's massive self fighting sorcerers because it's like "Soul arro-" "Shut up, nerd."
@BullockDS
@BullockDS 2 года назад
ngl it's kinda satisfying seeing magic geeks getting stuffed in lockers like this
@BullockDS
@BullockDS 7 месяцев назад
@@user-us3ic8sx6x haha Black Knight Sword +5 go bonk
@aakarmamtora3470
@aakarmamtora3470 7 месяцев назад
Only because of the small area. If there's enough space sorcerers annihilate andre
@aakarmamtora3470
@aakarmamtora3470 7 месяцев назад
​@@BullockDSchange the location with a bit more space and watch andre get wrecked
@Djstudiosgold
@Djstudiosgold 7 месяцев назад
“I cast fist”
@ashtonkilburn3276
@ashtonkilburn3276 Год назад
Player: **attacks Andre** Andre: I’ve given thee, courtesy, enough…
@user-ov1nn2sr4s
@user-ov1nn2sr4s Год назад
I was looking for this xD
@connormac4401
@connormac4401 10 месяцев назад
Andre is Godfrey in another timeline
@RagingBrachy
@RagingBrachy 10 месяцев назад
What Godfrey was doing after he was banished:
@MaelPouliquen-lk4my
@MaelPouliquen-lk4my 6 месяцев назад
The two chad character in souls game
@UnseenHitman-1932
@UnseenHitman-1932 5 месяцев назад
​@@connormac4401 It's the opposite.
@marschallblucher6197
@marschallblucher6197 Год назад
The fact that he has enough Poise to be unfazed by Seigmeyer's Zweihander is absolutely insane.
@wildman7220
@wildman7220 5 месяцев назад
It's literally Andre.
@marschallblucher6197
@marschallblucher6197 4 месяца назад
@@Orinslayer I remember using the Zwäihander again O&S, 2 R1s always stagger smough, and Ornstein always staggers.
@grubazz4246
@grubazz4246 2 года назад
He actually makes weapons so others could have a fighting chance against him
@CZ-DELTA
@CZ-DELTA 2 года назад
Well, they don't stand a chance either with those fancy sword, mace,spear, and spell🗿
@SaltandDragons
@SaltandDragons 2 года назад
Underrated comment.
@TheNewKG
@TheNewKG 2 года назад
I read all the other comments… this one is the best
@brn4259
@brn4259 2 года назад
yhorm is from The sweats of andre
@allexhoughton
@allexhoughton 2 года назад
A true Gigachad.
@theundertuberita2693
@theundertuberita2693 2 года назад
Now I seriously think the titanite demon pays the rent to Andre for living so near to him without having his other leg chopped off
@dearcastiel4667
@dearcastiel4667 2 года назад
Where do you think he gets all the titanite he sells you ?
@theundertuberita2693
@theundertuberita2693 2 года назад
@@dearcastiel4667 😶I get your point and you're totally right
@s8theninjawarrior916
@s8theninjawarrior916 2 года назад
@@dearcastiel4667 holy shit... maybe that's the actual implication lol Andre is the monster to that titanite demon, its his pet
@farcr8563
@farcr8563 2 года назад
The titanite demon pays andre in titanite for protection, that must be it
@grey.7828
@grey.7828 2 года назад
This needs to be a video if it isn't already
@bobobsen
@bobobsen 2 года назад
The Griggs fight was brutal. After magic failed he desperately tried to fend him off with a sword only for it to BOUNCE OFF of Andre's titanite chest. Andre, unfazed, proceeds to break his skull.
@JohnDoe-ligma
@JohnDoe-ligma Год назад
Bro that was an execution. Three punches to the head homeboy was SLEEP
@staple_boi
@staple_boi 8 месяцев назад
@@JohnDoe-ligmabro did you not see the way griggs' head flew back with h each punch that guy ain't sleep he dead af😂
@JohnDoe-ligma
@JohnDoe-ligma 8 месяцев назад
@staple_boi you right boss lol. Andre got that DAWG in him.
@staple_boi
@staple_boi 8 месяцев назад
@@JohnDoe-ligma mf is terrifying🤣
@JhonathanDj1003
@JhonathanDj1003 6 месяцев назад
andre be like: you'll need a bigger blade boy
@thedaronxx3171
@thedaronxx3171 2 года назад
WHY AM I DYING FROM LAUGHTER FROM SEEING HIM JUST DROP KICKING EVERYONE
@zanemob1429
@zanemob1429 4 месяца назад
Dropkicks are hilarious! Thats 70% of why I love Dying Light 1. You can dropkick zombies for several feet even kick them flying off rooftops! Doing it with a friend is an experience full of hard laughter and fun.
@DHM91
@DHM91 22 дня назад
Simple minds
@kikaioshin6700
@kikaioshin6700 2 года назад
1:02 That shockwave did not come from Petrus' miracle, it came from Andre's dropkick
@polishambassador9075
@polishambassador9075 2 года назад
Andre's dropkick IS the Shockwave Miracle. Those puny spells are just but attempts at it's perfection
@goldeneyekiller101
@goldeneyekiller101 2 года назад
@@polishambassador9075 Andre was like "Force? ILL SHOW YOU FORCE!"
@kylekillgannon
@kylekillgannon 2 года назад
That dropkick to Petrus out of the gate fucking knocked the wind out of ME 🤣
@CassidyListon
@CassidyListon 2 года назад
🤣😂
@kaplou9716
@kaplou9716 2 года назад
Shit did sound like bomb going off when his boots connected..
@Soul93Taker
@Soul93Taker 2 года назад
Andre could beat the game himself, he just lets players do it so they can feel useful.
@mee091000
@mee091000 2 года назад
Imagine how much stronger he'd be if he actually wore armor?
@final58fant58
@final58fant58 2 года назад
Andre got them hands 💪🏽 True MMA Goat puts niggas with giant swords and spells to shame. “Be like water my friend” - Bruce Lee
@CallMeMimi27
@CallMeMimi27 2 года назад
If andre was just a little bit more aggressive and had the reflexes players have to avoid damage I don't think anyone would even have a chance against him.
@ethanmcmoody6087
@ethanmcmoody6087 2 года назад
True
@perrytran9504
@perrytran9504 2 года назад
@@CallMeMimi27 At the same time he already attacks way too fast for how much poise damage he deals. It's like his moveset is designed just to troll evil players.
@LovelyNyx7
@LovelyNyx7 2 года назад
Love how in the first round with siegmeyer Andre got folded then round 2 he did not stop attacking like he remembered the first round like "no way I just lose to a fucking onion"
@ZeldaTheSwordsman
@ZeldaTheSwordsman 2 года назад
Part of that was lucking into getting Siegmeyer slammed against the terrain
@CybrosPrime
@CybrosPrime 6 дней назад
Especially after calling him "Bumbling Sir Onion" in the Undead Parish.
@Sku11zDude
@Sku11zDude 2 года назад
"Sword are the best!" "No! magic is!" "No! Pyromancy is" Andre: *Hey guys today I just got my 50th awestone!*
@mausebas
@mausebas 8 месяцев назад
It really is a shame how fist/unarmed aren't really a build in any of the games outside of caestus memes
@Ghost_gc
@Ghost_gc 2 месяца назад
There was a ring in ds2 that boosted bare fists
@user-qf5nv5pu3f
@user-qf5nv5pu3f 2 месяца назад
​@@mausebasds 2. Vanquisher's Seal.
@thunder9236
@thunder9236 2 года назад
They're popping in with swords and spells and Andre is just like "These hands will do just fine."
@joshuakim5240
@joshuakim5240 2 года назад
Except vs Petrus, where he went "The only thing you're worth is my boot heels."
@konnsann4669
@konnsann4669 2 года назад
He's brought vanquisher's with him
@oneaveragejojofan5768
@oneaveragejojofan5768 2 года назад
He just got the ring from the Company of Champions
@user-fc4sh6yi4t
@user-fc4sh6yi4t 2 года назад
His hand the rock Lol
@Kanakravaatti
@Kanakravaatti 2 года назад
The ol' reliable one-two
@naijachan
@naijachan 2 года назад
I love how hard Andre tried to kick Lautrec out of the shrine. Like all of us did.
@trezeboi815
@trezeboi815 2 года назад
The guy with the golden armor
@Crazeee9000
@Crazeee9000 2 года назад
I kicked him off first try😂
@ValroggTheInvincible
@ValroggTheInvincible 2 года назад
Lautrec was a tragic figure in my run. We saved each other, we fought together against the Gaping Dragon. He was a friend. But his mission put him in opposition to mine, and so regrettably for the good of Firelink I had to put him down, though I took no pleasure in killing a man with whom I had shed blood.
@trezeboi815
@trezeboi815 2 года назад
Waifu killer
@loftwingheropon2743
@loftwingheropon2743 2 года назад
Meanwhile I just slaughtered him in his cage because I knew he was Suspicious.
@ahuatltelicza7874
@ahuatltelicza7874 2 года назад
1:43 see that expert footwork and timing along with his intercepting jab and cross? dude is a MMA champ.
@er7776
@er7776 Год назад
When is are we gonna dropkicks in mma? MAKE IT HAPPEN DANA
@solidsnake9898
@solidsnake9898 2 года назад
At 5:59 Andre legit stopped messing around. Dude just straight up became unstoppable 👏
@Kazuhira2249
@Kazuhira2249 Год назад
he took the one defeat personally
@glatykoffi6672
@glatykoffi6672 9 месяцев назад
Sieg got sabotaged by the wall
@eepupm1
@eepupm1 8 месяцев назад
i personally dislike the refight they shoulda just given it to him he already beat everyone and people like patches didn’t get a refight even though they could have beaten him.
@Brewster907
@Brewster907 8 месяцев назад
It’s like the last fight between Bane and Batman
@user-is9nm4vw8j
@user-is9nm4vw8j 5 месяцев назад
That slip tho
@Opofake
@Opofake 2 года назад
It's like these are but an excuse to watch Petrus get owned by anything and everything
@Paethgoat
@Paethgoat 2 года назад
@BonfireVN can we have a "everyone beats up Petrus" compilation next?
@MemeSurreal
@MemeSurreal 2 года назад
@@Paethgoat I like the idea!
@yuritrasimaco5201
@yuritrasimaco5201 2 года назад
@@Paethgoat Yeah, I vote for that
@JTruong3rd
@JTruong3rd 2 года назад
@@Paethgoat yes I like that idea.
@fabi3790
@fabi3790 2 года назад
Man the fool didn't even damage Andre Typical Miracle build
@mfchimichanga
@mfchimichanga 2 года назад
"Everyone has a spell to cast until they get punched in the face" - Andre
@wander1139
@wander1139 2 года назад
i love the animation there heads get rocked back like they got stunned from it
@jdmathys1
@jdmathys1 2 года назад
*spits out my protein shake because fasttwitch muscle fiber is superior ...your joke was also ok
@ArbonCanal
@ArbonCanal 2 года назад
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH PERFECT!
@CosmicCosmo1
@CosmicCosmo1 2 года назад
I see what u did there Tyson
@maximilianopenaranda967
@maximilianopenaranda967 2 года назад
Illaoi facts
@lazyinsight5614
@lazyinsight5614 2 года назад
I never aggro'ed Andre, so seeing that dropkick for the first time was mesmerizing.
@juncheok8579
@juncheok8579 2 месяца назад
Same, today I found out some of the chained ogre attacks from sekiro came from andre
@cjhedberg735
@cjhedberg735 Год назад
Man, that drop kick is the GOAT attack. Huge damage, very little wind up or space needed, comes at you lighting fast and knocks back, even if they're blocking. I so wish they would have added something like "Blacksmith's Gloves" as a weapon that gives you Andre's moveset.
@BrotherofAether
@BrotherofAether 2 года назад
"Don't get yourself killed. Neither of us wants to see you go hollow." *Kills literally everyone*
@kiloklavdi1185
@kiloklavdi1185 2 года назад
Don't worry. They just got sent back tp their firelink shrines
@Urusovite
@Urusovite 2 года назад
Not everyone.
@KkkEaeMen
@KkkEaeMen 2 года назад
@Centre Sight who
@KkkEaeMen
@KkkEaeMen 2 года назад
Asked
@parusan_
@parusan_ 2 года назад
@Centre Sight thats not even the right quote lol.
@sephi7ac
@sephi7ac 2 года назад
Andre: "This game rated M for Mature, but these hands rated E for Everyone."
@Esidarrae
@Esidarrae 2 года назад
Lmfao
@boid9761
@boid9761 2 года назад
Patches: Bloody hell
@StudioMod
@StudioMod 2 года назад
Isn’t dark souls rated T? If it’s M that’s kinda surprisingly unnecessary
@IamAlleycat
@IamAlleycat 2 года назад
@@StudioMod Dark souls II is rated T. Dark souls I and Dark souls III are rated M. Don’t know why.
@perrytran9504
@perrytran9504 2 года назад
@@IamAlleycat Probably because DS2 has almost no blood (or no blood at all?)
@dillasoul2228
@dillasoul2228 2 года назад
The way griggs took those punches was legendary, his spine was broken twice and he dies standing as if his neck was intact
@ryanlastname3039
@ryanlastname3039 2 года назад
What I've learned: drop kicking someone in the face is clearly the best way to start a fight.
@JShe-wy1yg
@JShe-wy1yg 7 месяцев назад
Not in real life.........quickest way to get you shit kicked in 😂😂😂😂 Unless your Bruce Lee 😮
@Setteri_
@Setteri_ 2 года назад
"He's unarmed, this should be quick" *Two* *dropkicks* *later* "Damn, Andre got hands"
@ethancampbell8877
@ethancampbell8877 2 года назад
Mans got feet
@sheepisfortheweak6164
@sheepisfortheweak6164 2 года назад
"I am sure he uses said hands to dropkick."
@giovannicorraliza4393
@giovannicorraliza4393 2 года назад
please dont say damn like that. its a curse word
@KiyanPocket
@KiyanPocket 2 года назад
@@giovannicorraliza4393 DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN
@ultrachara2818
@ultrachara2818 2 года назад
Andre: Oh, gods! Call an ambulance! But not for me!
@KiryuChad
@KiryuChad 2 года назад
Is it just me or just seeing petrus trying to use force and getting his shit wrecked by a drop kick from Andre is the most satisfying thing on earth
@JIMT412
@JIMT412 2 года назад
Every time I see him use I think he feels proud of it, so when his ass gets kicked is god tier satisfaction to see him failed.
@Lolidied71
@Lolidied71 2 года назад
I fucking cackled when he just dropped kicked him. 😂
@Ushiwakamaru_BAU_BAU
@Ushiwakamaru_BAU_BAU 2 года назад
I laughed so hard he got his ass handed by Andre so hard
@allexhoughton
@allexhoughton 2 года назад
It just looked like Petrus was trying to cast something else and Andre kick him so hard it made a shockwave, my man Dragonballed that fat cleric.
@Limrasson
@Limrasson 2 года назад
I love how every spellcaster gets straight punched in the face for trying to do silly magics.
@DoomerNavajo7
@DoomerNavajo7 2 года назад
1:01 Damn Andre literally rocked petrus shit with that dropkick made me laugh so fucking hard
@tapioca8436
@tapioca8436 8 месяцев назад
Incredibly funny that a weaponsmith is an expert in unarmed combat.
@spiderchap1857
@spiderchap1857 2 года назад
Andre opened almost every fight with a monster dropkick and honestly, it was always the right choice.
@Crazeee9000
@Crazeee9000 2 года назад
Andre does not fuck around, I remember one run I accidentally hit him, immediately got KO’d and restarted
@arniepage1662
@arniepage1662 2 года назад
@@Crazeee9000 drop kicked you so hard his feet went through the screen and restarted your game for you
@TwilitFeather
@TwilitFeather 2 года назад
When playing Bloody Roar as Yugo it's definitely the right answer. Kicks the enemy straight to their crisis health bar.
@akisrivera
@akisrivera 2 года назад
Andre learned from kiryu I’m not suprised
@federicobellavista634
@federicobellavista634 2 года назад
Logan: "I am the most powerful sorcerer in Lordran, old man!" Andre: "What kind of idiot brings spells to a fistfight?" *proceeds to punch him into DS3*
@thrin7991
@thrin7991 2 года назад
Logan: "Rematch with spell, in biggest arena! - What idiot throws the wizard down in a fight vs fist fighter 3 feet away?
@federicobellavista634
@federicobellavista634 2 года назад
Let's not forget that there are quite the few options for close ranged fights for a mage. Crystal weapon, White Dragon Breath, Homing Crystal Soulmass (and all of these are in Logan's possession)
@trielt1
@trielt1 2 года назад
@@federicobellavista634 How is White Dragon Breath an option for close ranged combat? It takes ages to cast.
@federicobellavista634
@federicobellavista634 2 года назад
@@trielt1 Not with the proper rings, which technically, lore wise, he should own. But apart from this, White Dragon Breath is for sure not a long range cast, since it has shitty range. You could say it can be used in middle range, but the slow travel speed of the cast together with the fact that it has 0 tracking and a pretty small hitbox make it really easy to kite and evade. Close range is where it's most viable, assuming you can shorten the cast time.
@trielt1
@trielt1 2 года назад
@@federicobellavista634 I'm genuinely confused here. Which DS1 rings reduce cast time? I'm aware that DEX can increase casting speed, but I don't remember any rings that do that. I personally see WDB as a PVE mid-to-long range spell. It has roughly the reach and damage of a Soul Spear, but 5 times the uses (or over twice the uses for half the slots). But it takes a *long* time to cast.
@sirmaerske6884
@sirmaerske6884 2 года назад
Should've known that only Seigemeyer could stand up to him
@stevethebarbarian9876
@stevethebarbarian9876 2 года назад
The ease with which Andre crushes his enemies is directly proportional to how many dropkicks he throws out
@aiasfree
@aiasfree 2 года назад
Siegmeyer's a beast. Only dude capable of killing Andre, even if he did lose the rematch.
@MattTheMan2708
@MattTheMan2708 2 года назад
I definitely think Patches could've won if he actually tried after the first few seconds. The dude took off half of Andre's health straight away and his shield was even capable of withstanding his attacks (not sure about the dropkick, though). It's a shame his AI went into full-on passive mode after that. If he attacked at 4:17 instead of running straight at Andre like an idiot, he would've taken the win for sure.
@HorkPorkler
@HorkPorkler 2 года назад
Spoiled, thanks
@angelvecchio1335
@angelvecchio1335 2 года назад
Andre is a beast fighting with his bare hands.
@yuritrasimaco5201
@yuritrasimaco5201 2 года назад
@@HorkPorkler well, the lesson today is "see the damn video first if you care about spoilers" lol
@Macaulyn_97
@Macaulyn_97 2 года назад
@@HorkPorkler Wow! There are spoilers about the video in the comments of that video!
@the_jingo
@the_jingo 2 года назад
NPC: "I cast magic missile" Andre: "I cast 2 jab and a kick"
@GenocideHeart
@GenocideHeart 2 года назад
"I CAST FIST."
@punishedchad8733
@punishedchad8733 7 месяцев назад
LMAOOOO
@gothicbodybuilder4939
@gothicbodybuilder4939 3 месяца назад
No its more like : "Yeah? And I cast *punch* *punch* *kick*"
@Djstudiosgold
@Djstudiosgold 2 года назад
Seeing Petrus use force on him only for Andre to no sell it with a dropkick is the most hilarious and satisfying thing I’ve ever seen
@memedumpster3684
@memedumpster3684 2 года назад
The fight against Vince made me wheeze-laugh so hard 3:25
@FrizzRizzle
@FrizzRizzle 2 года назад
“I don’t wanna fight you Andre” “I wouldn’t wanna fight me neither”
@GenEricStudios05
@GenEricStudios05 2 года назад
“You lot may ’ave weapon n’ spells, but I ‘ave these fuckin’ hands.” -Andre
@serronserron1320
@serronserron1320 2 года назад
yep
@KaarisonFord
@KaarisonFord 2 года назад
"And feet to dropkick you to death."
@cyberdiver7076
@cyberdiver7076 2 года назад
*GUNS*
@DepressedCrow
@DepressedCrow 2 года назад
"You lot may 'ave weapons n' spells, but these muscle aren't just for show." -Andre of Astora, shortly before starting a fight and promptly drop kicking his opponent
@daedricjedi2480
@daedricjedi2480 2 года назад
I read this in an accent 😂
@mickwho5514
@mickwho5514 2 года назад
“I need a rematch” INSTANT DROPKICK
@KitsuneYojimbo
@KitsuneYojimbo Год назад
Snuggly was like "Fists not warm, fists not soft!" while flying off.
@Zulmoka
@Zulmoka 2 года назад
Andre, showing us how a true unarmed build should be.
@mazenyousry257
@mazenyousry257 2 года назад
Boxing and dropkicks
@Squidward_000
@Squidward_000 2 года назад
the real Rocky this man
@austinmoe4865
@austinmoe4865 2 года назад
These hands rated E for Everyone
@Gbhmagic
@Gbhmagic 2 года назад
Nah. The other guys just dont seem to dodge or use anything effectively
@cadestockman5731
@cadestockman5731 2 года назад
I was always sad dark souls one didn’t have learnable unarmed moves similar to andre’s drop kick. Kinda like how you can learn the ranger takedown from Andy in new vegas for helping him
@jonatehlu
@jonatehlu 2 года назад
5:57 a 12 hit combo, this man is a beast
@eeyore84
@eeyore84 2 года назад
This mans doin STRANGS
@Supurofu
@Supurofu 2 года назад
He also performed a frame perfect dodge
@dylndaviln3091
@dylndaviln3091 2 года назад
Put him in tekken already
@DrCoomer_1
@DrCoomer_1 2 года назад
He got that frame 4
@malfolin
@malfolin 2 года назад
13 if we count dropkick
@RIISK04
@RIISK04 Год назад
I love that Petrus dying is the most replayed part.
@diosdadolumbi3425
@diosdadolumbi3425 7 месяцев назад
6:27 bro thinks he’s walter white
@kirbykain9697
@kirbykain9697 2 года назад
Patches having such a close fight is a testament to how 'Unbreakable' he is. Siegmeyer definitely deserved a 'best 2 out of 3'.
@Rosielx
@Rosielx 2 года назад
Patches and Andre are supposed to exist in a different plane of existence such that they survive until DS3
@FellingDragons
@FellingDragons 2 года назад
@@Rosielx In darksouls 1 and 2 there is actually 3 different onion knights Siegmeyer, Sieglinde, & Siegward of Catarina two of them die sadly. However you can make their deaths mean something with your actions by helping them.
@Rosielx
@Rosielx 2 года назад
@@FellingDragons Siegward is my favorite, he is a beast in combat as he could easily single-handle lord of cinder Yhorm
@jonesjones6279
@jonesjones6279 2 года назад
@@FellingDragons You mean 1 and 3 right?
@logancade342
@logancade342 2 года назад
Patches cheated somehow... I just know it...
@HamHamPangPangEnjoyer
@HamHamPangPangEnjoyer 2 года назад
"I saw fourteen million, six hundred and five alternate futures." "And how many did the NPCs win?" "One."
@humblebutt114
@humblebutt114 2 года назад
That NPC being Andre
@leonoftheborealvalley5340
@leonoftheborealvalley5340 2 года назад
@@humblebutt114 nah its our catarina
@minmean3016
@minmean3016 2 года назад
you see, Andre touched so many weapons, he must’ve realized all you need in DS is hp, pois and r1
@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147
"Prithee, be careful, don't want to see my work squandered." *Proceeds to fuck all of your shit up himself*
@primalforlorn
@primalforlorn 2 года назад
Fun fact: Andre is the only npc in the entire franchise who knows how to punch properly , while everyone else does weird haymakers.
@PandaKnight368
@PandaKnight368 2 года назад
That's why he does some much damage
@TheBigR02
@TheBigR02 2 года назад
Yeah I was expecting to see some dumbass hooks I'm so accustomed to from DS3, but no, he moves like a boxer aswell with his hopping in place.
@leoback5065
@leoback5065 2 года назад
Yeah, i'd actually be willing to call Andre's jabs the best move in the entire game. They're so efficient.
@PandaKnight368
@PandaKnight368 2 года назад
@@leoback5065 Yea they waste no movements or energy just quick damaging jabs that pretty deck anyone
@TheBigR02
@TheBigR02 2 года назад
@@PandaKnight368 definitely, absolutely jaw breakers he's got.
@ASmartCuttlefish
@ASmartCuttlefish 2 года назад
Floats like a butterfly, kicks like mule, swords might hit but the smith will still rule.
@austinmoe4865
@austinmoe4865 2 года назад
The fact that Andre finished the first fight with a drop-kick sold me on the rest of the video
@yodaavataroflight3651
@yodaavataroflight3651 8 месяцев назад
"Ok ima fight Andre Damn Andre got hands"
@esist7681
@esist7681 2 года назад
Felt like Andre was playing Tekken and everyone else was trapped in the DS universe.
@SwogFrog
@SwogFrog 2 года назад
Complete with weapon swings dinking into walls and getting hit with a 180% stamina consuming combo
@Channel-jh1zw
@Channel-jh1zw 2 года назад
Andre vs Heihachi I want to see that fight.
@Aerolithe13
@Aerolithe13 2 года назад
Andre has got steve's 1,2 punches alongside king's downback 4
@xenocross6597
@xenocross6597 2 месяца назад
He absolutely was. Even have Siegmeyer the wall combo treatment
@karikora8279
@karikora8279 2 года назад
Love how he drop kicked that nerd trying to use force. "Got your *force* right here nerd!"
@SomeUnkindledAsh
@SomeUnkindledAsh 2 года назад
I dunno why, but I lost my shit when I read this. Hilarious
@Quillwell
@Quillwell 2 года назад
@@SomeUnkindledAsh Petrus: "Force!" Andre; "FEET!"
@SomeUnkindledAsh
@SomeUnkindledAsh 2 года назад
@@Quillwell Devs: what should Blacksmith Andre use as a weapon? Miyazaki: feEt
@bettywhite2694
@bettywhite2694 2 года назад
NEEEEEERD!!!
@danielparigi6462
@danielparigi6462 Год назад
Wouldn't be amazing to have all the characters in the main bonfire? It would be comforting.
@CodyCantSwim
@CodyCantSwim 2 года назад
Andre: "catch these-" Npc: "hands! Yes yes I already know.", Andre: *drop kicks*
@williamgeorge3111
@williamgeorge3111 2 года назад
" *_CATCH THESE LEGS_* "
@EpicFace9
@EpicFace9 2 года назад
Andre: ...feet, I was going to say feet
@guythasawesome
@guythasawesome 2 года назад
Casters: "I cast homing soul arrow! I cast force!" Andre: "I cast *fist* "
@LiquidSpider
@LiquidSpider 2 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ujSjxpTB0fY.html
@OtomostheCrazy
@OtomostheCrazy 2 года назад
That one cleric: I cast heal! …Uh…Why didn’t I heal?
@LanceKairan
@LanceKairan 2 года назад
@@OtomostheCrazy Eh, more like: "I cast Regenerate! Ah, crap, too slow..."
@Taylor-wt9ud
@Taylor-wt9ud 6 месяцев назад
The only man who can stand even with Andre is Siegmyer. This is so fucking fire.
@cookedit
@cookedit 2 года назад
That first drop kick and perfect victory Andre got on Petrus was very satisfying.
@elhuevo7274
@elhuevo7274 2 года назад
Arndre just deletes most of their health with his fists alone.
@cflam1
@cflam1 2 года назад
and finish them off with the dropkick😍
@CosmicCosmo1
@CosmicCosmo1 2 года назад
Andre's physics are so strange in this Dark Souls world. Definately seems like he was designed for some wrestling game project that was abandoned and then repurposed here
@uberbyte7467
@uberbyte7467 7 месяцев назад
Andre was meant to serve a much different role in the game before he was turned into the weapon smith, If you notice, he's the only character in the game who moves his mouth while talking, that's no oversight. He was meant to be the guy the whole story was centered around, and the one who'd help guide you in the story WAY early in development. However he's role kept shrinking more and more until eventually he was barely the same character. The statues that look like him are another asset that was created and reused in the final game.
@Jupiter__001_
@Jupiter__001_ 4 месяца назад
​@@uberbyte7467Apparently something similar happened to Priscilla, hence she's the only boss with dialogue besides Gwyndolin. In the game's files, she is called "Heroine". Presumably her "Lifehunter" ability was intended to be used as the levelling up mechanic, as she can consume souls, which are lifeforce. Clearly this role was absorbed into the bonfire's functions. It is interesting that they compromised the two ideas for Elden Ring, by having Melina appear at Sites of Grace to upgrade the player.
@uberbyte7467
@uberbyte7467 4 месяца назад
@@Jupiter__001_ to add to this; according to the game director, the painted world was the first area ever made for dark souls, but they didn't know where to fit it into the world, but wanted to keep it, the phalanx enemy that is from the center of the area is also taken from demon's souls, depsite being redisned, they function very smilairly between games.
@Jupiter__001_
@Jupiter__001_ 4 месяца назад
@@uberbyte7467 Cool. I think it worked pretty well, since it (the phalanx) looks like people who have been smeared together due to the degradation of the painting. The crow people also look like they are people who have been smudged and overlapped with a crow over the centuries.
@Kagezava
@Kagezava 4 месяца назад
​@@Jupiter__001_They really took the best of their past games and threw it into the ring. Did you like having a waifu that increases your body level? Take it. Don't you like returning to base every time you level up? Now your waifu travels with you. And they also brought back the dual weapon mechanic. I really wanted to have it in Dark Souls 3, I love holding weapons in both hands. Also, that soap thing was really funny. The only bad thing was the almost identical dungeons and repetitive bosses. And also the water dance of Maleniya. This looks fine for Sekiro, but for Ellen Ring's roll mechanic it's a strange decision(And in order to dodge, you need to feel that she wants to start the animation and escape in time. Or take advantage of the auto-aim vulnerability and run around her
@mrwusss9126
@mrwusss9126 2 года назад
Real fun what this channel makes with a bunch of mods. Found it today. thx man, great work.
@victorfreire536
@victorfreire536 4 месяца назад
Everyone: spells, swords, etc Andre: fists
@konradgeisheimer543
@konradgeisheimer543 2 года назад
I love that you place every npc in a unique way cause it looks really cool
@mayro4803
@mayro4803 2 года назад
NPC fight club
@redguard1326
@redguard1326 2 года назад
E
@gurbo8734
@gurbo8734 2 года назад
I love how not only does Andre tower over everyone, but he also drop kicks them into oblivion.
@protip9727
@protip9727 2 года назад
he's got them yeet feet
@arcaniumdragon2444
@arcaniumdragon2444 2 года назад
Damn! Always a fan of a good dropkick!
@DiverDays
@DiverDays 6 месяцев назад
Vince transitioning his fall into a roll whenever he got kicked in the shield was amazing
@TheCreepercrusader
@TheCreepercrusader 2 года назад
NPCs: Wait...? What's going on? ANDRE: WELCOME TO THE THUNDER DOME!!!!!
@dimlightbulb10
@dimlightbulb10 2 года назад
Cmon, Carl. We should all be beyond thunderdome at this point.
@voodoominerman
@voodoominerman 2 года назад
I feel like the fight with the crow is one of those "beat up this random car" stages in fighting games
@drakelardoh
@drakelardoh Год назад
This video was art, how they all sit around watching is awesome bro
@n00bJesus
@n00bJesus 4 месяца назад
subscribed as soon as rematch with sieg. i was thinking 'cmon gotta rematch that one' lol nice
@SwindoMMT
@SwindoMMT 2 года назад
Really showing off the power of the Dark Soles right there.
@nostromo3523
@nostromo3523 2 года назад
this should have more likes
@ali12proarabe
@ali12proarabe Год назад
Dark soles ....
@ICantSplel
@ICantSplel 9 месяцев назад
@@ali12proarabe Soles like your feet, it's a pun... yano, cause he keeps drop kicking everyone.
@wildman7220
@wildman7220 5 месяцев назад
It already has a decent amount of likes.@@nostromo3523
@FriteVerte
@FriteVerte 4 месяца назад
HAHAHAH
@chesterstevens8870
@chesterstevens8870 2 года назад
Everyone's talking about how Andre just bullies everyone in this event with his hands, no one even mentions that giant crow NOPE's off like "Yeah, I'm not doing this mang."
@flamerollerx01
@flamerollerx01 2 года назад
The crow is wise. He who can fight, but chooses not to is wisest.
@vagetaintherain5595
@vagetaintherain5595 8 месяцев назад
Those combinations were beautiful
@SillySkull
@SillySkull 4 месяца назад
You have no idea how happy I am seeing Petrus being folded that badly
@Sarum9nich
@Sarum9nich 2 года назад
There is something incredibly satisfying about Andre interrupting sorcerers by punching them in the face repeadetly.
@CleaverCrusader1987
@CleaverCrusader1987 2 года назад
I can't get over the fact that Andre can kill a man in plate armor with 3 drop kicks and a left hook
@nanoghg
@nanoghg 2 года назад
I haven't laughed this hard on ages, thanks a lot 😂😂😂😂
@kingofcapy3291
@kingofcapy3291 Год назад
POV you just squandered Andre’s work
@jameshall5431
@jameshall5431 2 года назад
Watching Andre dodge and counter Griggs magic, to the point where he panicked and just pulled a knife AND still lost was so funny to me.
@deathhawk300
@deathhawk300 2 года назад
Let’s be honest, Logan and Patches could win with good RNG.
@imjonathan6745
@imjonathan6745 2 года назад
Andre still wins even if they have good rng's, andre can counter their rng's with his better rng's...
@modtyrant1784
@modtyrant1784 2 года назад
@@imjonathan6745 Award for every stupid anime argument starter ever, goes too. lol jk
@AutistikWaldo
@AutistikWaldo 2 года назад
You're not wrong, I decided to try this myself and patches wins 40% of the time while Logan is a bit more complicated, pre dukes archive he only won 20% of the time while post archives I decided to test more thoroughly since he won the first 10 fights. Out of 65 fights Andre won twice.
@xrom7151
@xrom7151 2 года назад
@@AutistikWaldo I feel Lautrec didn't get a fair fight here too. Maybe out of 10 fights he'd win more or maybe if here were given a larger arena instead
@baitornot4697
@baitornot4697 2 года назад
Any npc could with good rng
@accountpc4311
@accountpc4311 3 месяца назад
Fighting andre, a blacksmith, is like making a chef taste his own food
@tanakashachou1475
@tanakashachou1475 Год назад
3:00 "look it's a bird, it's a plane" no its fucking lautrec
@coreansic2.046
@coreansic2.046 2 года назад
I like how Andre is the only one of these NPCs that has his own unique animations
@darkmoonfox5275
@darkmoonfox5275 2 года назад
Chester…
@coreansic2.046
@coreansic2.046 2 года назад
@@darkmoonfox5275 yes you are correct.. let’s say only main game friendly npc
@cozybones4644
@cozybones4644 2 года назад
I was so butthurt when he didn’t start dropkicking me in Ds3
@rwjize
@rwjize 8 месяцев назад
this was wayyy more entertaining than i thought it was gonna be! shit was hilarious!
@kannakamuiedits
@kannakamuiedits 8 месяцев назад
The MMA legend, ANDRE.
@gwingcommander
@gwingcommander 2 года назад
Andre sees your sorcery, your miracles, and weapons -- and he raises you THESE HANDS
@dexter_yours_truly
@dexter_yours_truly 2 года назад
"It looks like you subscribed to my ~ *onlyhands* ~" -Andre, probably
@abdeljaliil3676
@abdeljaliil3676 2 года назад
Being Petrus is pretty much a constant stream of embarrassment. We know he obviously can't win but I would wager he wouldn't even be able to bring any NPC to half-health.
@dexter_yours_truly
@dexter_yours_truly 2 года назад
His dmg is pathetic so yes. Itd be a miracle for him to kill anything thats not at most a hollow.
@spectyyy
@spectyyy 2 года назад
@@dexter_yours_truly unfortunately, he doesn't know any good miracles at all.
@dexter_yours_truly
@dexter_yours_truly 2 года назад
@@spectyyy nice one. Have a like
@duroorud527
@duroorud527 2 года назад
He would possibly only win against reah, not saying much she doesn't even get a weapon
@raulthetorchic7324
@raulthetorchic7324 2 года назад
Any thorulund is embarrasing
@softandwet7350
@softandwet7350 4 месяца назад
I never knew Andre could be provoked. I just always liked him too much to try and hurt him.
@kenzieuchiha1191
@kenzieuchiha1191 3 дня назад
Petrus getting dropkicked into the wall and the fact none of the other NPC's are fazed had me in tears 😂
@couchmaster3773
@couchmaster3773 2 года назад
My favorite is Andre against Ingward. Dude just walks up to him, tanks through a spell and beats the tar outta him. Granted, that's every fight against spellcasters, but I feel like it really shines in that one.
@Tallzom
@Tallzom 2 года назад
It’s cuz he fucking edgewalked over instead of a mad dash
@apashehab5026
@apashehab5026 2 года назад
He really said “shut up nerd”
@Felix.Fictus
@Felix.Fictus 2 года назад
man it becomes really obvious when you see him fight that Andre is NOT a standard NPC like the others. he has a custom moddle and moveset that makes him more like an enemy type than a player character.
@johnjones4529
@johnjones4529 2 года назад
interestingly enough if you use a enemy randomizer he appears in the spawn pool as an enemy so he is programmed to be an enemy but he is set to a idle pose like the giant smith but becomes an enemy spawn when attacked
@coolpenguin5355
@coolpenguin5355 2 года назад
I heard that he was originally intended to be another gywn's son or something. Not really sure so don't quote me on that
@33link333
@33link333 2 года назад
@@coolpenguin5355 In the early stages that was true, but they appear to have changed their minds on it early on in development. I think it was from an art book and or interview that the info comes from.
@Tallzom
@Tallzom 2 года назад
Fucking moddle
@memedumpster3684
@memedumpster3684 2 года назад
@@Tallzom 😂
@Komso47
@Komso47 5 месяцев назад
This is so funny. Andre is the man, has always been and will always be!
@damianhernandez1665
@damianhernandez1665 Год назад
"Let the sun shine upon this dropkick spamming blacksmith!"
@ladymsoaps
@ladymsoaps 2 года назад
Watching petrus get wasted by Andre, best thing ever!!
@aplive58
@aplive58 2 года назад
Best is still Petrus vs. the giant mushroom.
@ladymsoaps
@ladymsoaps 2 года назад
@@aplive58 yes!!!!!!!
@orangenoun7148
@orangenoun7148 2 года назад
Me this entire video “Do the drop kick, do the drop kick…”
@danghostman2814
@danghostman2814 2 года назад
@@MechaLeo Beowulf! Beowulf!
@phaZonJJ27
@phaZonJJ27 2 года назад
@@danghostman2814 “275 pounds of FOLDED STEEL and SEX APPEAL”
@TonysGamingSpot
@TonysGamingSpot 5 месяцев назад
Best dark souls video I’ve ever seen 😂
@EmeraldSogeking
@EmeraldSogeking 2 года назад
Patches was pretty close, but the buffness of Andre can't be stopped
@adonisyach
@adonisyach 2 года назад
2:45 Andre absolutely humiliates Nico after he loses by kicking him in the nuts, pretending to back away, and then kicks his face with a drop kick!
@Tork15
@Tork15 2 года назад
You done Siegmeyer dirty, he deserves a rematch! They had a stalemate, so as far as I'm concerned Siegmeyer is the only one he hasn't beaten yet. Onionbros 4 life 🌰
@matthewbutler9093
@matthewbutler9093 2 года назад
Nah they shouldn’t have even had a rematch, siegmeyer beat him, no one else got second tries. So as far as I’m concerned siegmeyer won.
@Yadadameanfool
@Yadadameanfool 2 года назад
@@matthewbutler9093 ill say if andre doesnt corner combo him he is fucked
@maxhitikos
@maxhitikos 2 года назад
Nah, Andre is like Mayweather or Jon Jones, first fight may be close, next time you getting outclassed
@flamerollerx01
@flamerollerx01 2 года назад
Um, excuse me, but the crow did not lose! It takes true wisdom to avoid a fight.
@alienxnick1787
@alienxnick1787 2 года назад
U gotta admit Andre at the end there looking kinda like a player controlled character
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