Oh and also this is a great commercial to showcase the new product from the izalith production line, the flesh toilet of chaos!! Only 15K souls, and risk of being shredded into bits and covered in slime if you survive! Now that’s a good deal 😉🙂
Havel is such a chad that he can't get grabbed while Tarkus is such a thad that he lets himself be grabbed just to prove the point that he's practically invincible
@@pbyn153 Something tells me Havel the Rock Johnson is cooking the Chaos Eater/portable toilet? Or is going to use the Chaos Eater to cook himself something to eat?
@@codafett Rather, I think there were more horrifying weird demons planned for Izalith but they ran out of time. Thus this guy stands out, when there should've been a whole host of grotesque creatures to complement him.
Ah yes, I'd forgotten that Chaos wasn't just a nest of fire demons, but also home to numerous Lovecraftian horrors as well. Thanks for the reminder, and for the nightmares tonight.
@@joaovitorpachecodasilva1187 he fell off those thin platforms we have to go through in the first Anor Londo building, where the painting is. You can find his body with his gear.
I was really surprised that he survived! Same with the cloth dude with the red pointy hat that I can’t remember the name of, and Big Hat Logan! The craziest one was the fact that Mildred survived, despite being being naked!
@@MetalClown0 Oh, now I get it… I wasn’t sure if the dragon butt demons were in DLC because I always assumed they looked like demon dinosaurs with thousands of faces on them
That was the most surprising one of all… I was surprised when some of the cloth armor NPCs survived, but with Mildred being naked, that was insane that she survived!
Being reminded of how they spin around once eaten like that makes me think FromSoftware is missing out on making some money not making special edition Chaos Eater Dark Souls toilets. If they made them like Japanese toilets, they could have heated seats, and have the cleaning spray that would have flashing lights and play the monsters noises with it.
Y’know out of all the demons, the chaos eater probably has the most interesting morphology. Like at first glance it just looks like some weird tentacle monster that destroys your equipment durability but in reality it has a lot of intriguing and interesting adaptations that are only possible within the izalith ecosystem
Those who lost: *have at least some type of clothes so the teeth don't hurt as bad* Mildred: *is naked, gets shredded, and still survives* I swear she must have some thick callouses on her skin cuz she can even stand in lava and just get a bit stunned with little damage.
"Oh a mushroom! I have been meaning to add more potassium to my diet, what a lucky day!" *Fails to pick up the mushroom* "Oh dear me, it looks like I need to hit the gym more, don't I feel like a silly billy. No mushroom for me today then. "Not to worry, Many-eyed One, you shall not depart this place hungering for sustenance." "Oh?" "I shall prepare for thee a delicacy honed to perfection by mine kin for generations." "Oh how kind of you! What's it called?" . . . . . "THE KNUCKLE SANDWICH!!!"
This enemy always felt like it was from another game, DS1’s demons were usually more like beasts than atrocities like this guy. The closest I can think of is centipede demon and even that feels way more grounded in something real than whatever this is supposed to be
Well... it's more that Tarkus just has really good armor and defenses. Here's a comparison: Tarkus - 1,467 (NG)/ 2,648 (NG+1) Ciaran - 2,814 (NG)/ 4,418 (NG+1) Ciaran inflicts both bleed and toxin, from the gold and silver tracers respectively. However, Tarkus has a shield, great defense (especially against slashing), and extremely high damage from that Greatsword. Hmm.... Y'know what, that's still gonna make an amazing fight to watch a few rounds of. The two of them even have pretty decent AI, for Dark Souls 1 NPCs - unlike Dark Souls 3 NPCs, they can actually use ladders - well, Tarkus can, at the least. Ciaran uses Lloyd's Talismans, too, though it's not useful against Tarkus since he doesn't have any estus flask heals.
Honestly, some of the best and most interesting NPCs to see fight stuff are probably: Crestfallen Warrior Solaire (Anor Londo/Centipede Demon/Kiln of First Flame) Lautrec (Anor Londo) Ciaran Trusty Patches (Tomb/Firelink?) Tarkus Havel Leeroy (Tomb of Giants) I mean, Solaire's damage is insane at Anor Londo and beyond, particularly in NG+ - he also has ranged spells. Lautrec is extremely aggressive, and dodges fairly well - he also will sometimes fish for parries. Ciaran is just meta gaming with the tracers and enough HP to make any boss enemy blush - on top of that, she uses Lloyd's Talismans, which would block healing from Solaire, Lautrec, or other NPCs that can heal. Patches isn't as powerful as the others, but his more defensive , cautious fighting makes him fairly effective... though, he sometimes goofs out. The Crestfallen Warrior is an absolute champion, since he defaults to blocking at close ranging, dodges attacks, and will very often parry attacks. Meanwhile, Tarkus is just Tarkus, and Havel is similarly just Havel - both also have some tracking on their attacks. Leeroy in the Tomb of Giants has terrifying damage - especially so in NG+, when it's around 2k or 3k+ damage on that WoG from Grant's two-handed strong attack.
@@khajiitimanus7432 But Ciaran is wearing _CLOTH!_ *So nuts* (as was Mildred, Big Hat Logan, the guy from New Londo Ruins in the red outfit with the red pointy hat [I forget his name], and such). Total HP monsters I guess lol. And you even said that Tarkus’ sword has really good damage (which we all know is true), so on paper, Tarkus should not have a problem whatsoever and surviving such a duel/defeating Ciaran with ease. Also, I would’ve loved to see what happened wih Leeroy, to compare how much damage he would take compared to others.
Background music reminded me of the fact that I can't wait for the next episode of The Dumbshit's Guide to Dark Souls and watch it with my grandchildren when it comes out
It’s funny hearing a grandparent say the word “dumbshit.” I never heard my grandparents ever curse, and my own boomer parents have never cursed around their grandchildren (just me lol),
The music is pitch perfect for this. I was surprised by some of the survivors. Crestfallen Warrior in particular. I'm guessing Sieglinde wasn't included because she'd be the same as Siegmeyer. And Beatrice would go down like almost all the other casters (Big Dick Logan being the one exception).
Crestfallen: *Staring at chaos eater* Okay, what challenge am I gonna get laughed at for dying to this time ffs? *Completes his turn* Holy shit I survived!
I beat Dark Souls 1 and Dark Souls 2 with every DLC. Some enemies or bosses are really creepy and disturbing, but this one is beyond my imagination. Chaos eaters are just wrong. And this is why I love the series
