Can Your Partner Finish Your Twitter Drafts? 

Tao “I… urinate… in pools” Yang

@@bloomp9676full poo bear

Grant is unmatched

Tao 'I missed the same flight twice' Yang

Tao “I shoplift all the time” Yang

You are now trapped in my plotwistsntor!!

huh, i've never seen plotwist spelled like that, as one word with just one t. only ever "plot twist". i kinda like it lol

How unexpected. And by unexpected I mean COMPLETELY EXPECTED

@@pizzzaeater1425 It was probably some sort of a typo.

​@@killugonkillugon7270they spelled it the same both times, leading me to believe it was intentional

Over 5k likes and no response... I shall fix that!

Would recommend the book "Make it stick" for more stuff like this

She actually attempts to access her memory and mentally puts herself into her own past mindset, not just saying it aloud but affecting a different more playful personality and voice within which she just reaches for an easy and obvious joke and lo and behold it is the same one she had made the last time. Mentally putting yourself in a past mind-state in order to predict your own past decisions that you've since forgotten is very clever, and it stretches the definition of 'remembering'.

@@TheDDanglershut up

Until somebody clips it 💀

I don’t think she remembered but the way that she thought of smth so close to it

Yeah I think she refigured something out lol@@kelvisaisawesome

My name is [Blank] and I'm here to say- is a common rhyme format that's usually said like that

It almost worked

@@PixelhurricaneNo one said otherwise.

This is actually the original joke!

Well done on not getting the joke

Hahaha that's great 😂

Fried and battered.

@@Oliver-fu1goWhich is?

Nothing left of the gentleman.

Wrecked to hell and back.

some days you're the bird, some days you're the bald bald head of raphael chestang

I dunno, pretty basic bald joke

That eye roll 😂

Agreed but I think she’s also a comedian so that helps explain it a little!

One of my favorite episodes!

Wait? You mean not everyone is secretly "odd people"? 😶

​@@schattentaenzerinmost people are Boring one way or another

I'd honestly heard some (apparently fake) rumour that they broke up so it was very cool to find out the opposite.

There was plenty of tuna tho XD

Mr. Mayonnaise is gonna have a word with you. You better start running.

Hold the mayo. But keep the ketchup.

With a special kind of mayo 😏

Vile! Lmaooo

It shows there’s probably a lot of very deep trust in the relationship. She trusts that there’s nothing she needs to snoop for and he also probably has a lot of trust in her, he has to know she does this if it’s a common thing and he still leave his phone unattended where she can do this so he likely trusts her not to do anything he doesn’t want her to with his phone and trusts that if she does mess around by making tweets it’ll be something he finds funny and harmless rather than an actual problem. You can’t accurately judge relationships off of a less than 1-minute clip but I get the impression they’re perfect for each other.

Most normal people without issues don't have a need to go through their partner's phone, because they would have access to it anyway...

@@olidoran2485yeah, this is bare minimum lol

This is pretty common, dude. People in healthy relationships don't feel a need to go through their partners phone, they would have no reason to. My boyfriend and I share passwords so we can get into each other's phones/accounts when necessary. This was never something we discussed prior or demanded from each other. We just always trusted each other with this stuff. He told me the pass code to his phone literally 3 weeks into our relationship, right from the beginning, he showed me he had nothing to hide.

Not to say she would but, who says she didn't snoop first?

Honestly the Lie Detector episode aged so well: Jess and Kait were engaged- now married Tao and Alexis dating - now engaged Brennan and Izzy dating - now married with a babyyy

​@@debran940 baby?? When was this announced???!?

@@luv2skat Brennan announced he was a dad a while ago, like it has to have been a year at this point

​@@RayneOnTwitchit was like a month ago but okay

@@luv2skatit was on worlds beyond number’s latest ep !

It’s like the difference between Trader Joe’s and Walmart.

Would be great to see more Dropout people as guests on Smosh and vice versa

​@@vovan7349watching Shayne and Courtney taste testing mtn dew on The Grumps was awesome. I really wish they start collabing more.

This person is saying "this reminds me of "You Posted That" from Smosh, for anyone else like me who was confused by this comment.

​@vovan7349 Three of them are gonna be on umm, actually, fitting that it's Ify now hosting and he has been on smosh tons of times.

@@MegaVideoman23 Damien, Spencer and Shayne?

If your parent is your partner, I wonder if you’re from Alabama

Considering one of the other Shorts I'd say they could probably make love a bit more since she thought Ify and Emily's chart of how many times they do it was shockingly high which was slightly sad.

@@theninjamaster67 i think you need a partner cause you sound like a incel

​@@theninjamaster67 okaaay no. we all have different sex drives. Also their numbers implied every single day, which is abnormal for *most* people

@@cottontail5109 I would say it more so implied they do it multiple times in one session which isn't really that outlandish but pop off i guess. I can understand the different sex drives thing but them essentially saying it was a freakishly high number (which it really wasn't imo) to me implies they have a shockingly low amount.

@@theninjamaster67 ...the average amount is once to twice a week depending on age. Most of us got other shit to do, are tired after doing that shit, and don't have nearly as much of a sex drive. Even newlyweds and such might hit that for a bit but don't maintain that. "400% to 800% of the average" is indeed a large number, and on top of it they're in an open relationship and fucking other people as well (as Sam mentioned). The drive tends to go down when you've been living together, ESPECIALLY once you're past 25 (he's 36). Like that's not sad to think "700% more sex than average for your age is a high amount." That's just factual. If you're also having it that much, good for you I guess. but that isn't normal. not normal isn't bad. It's fine to have a high sex drive. but that is incredibly high.

It's clear that it was not him

I know, I can't believe Tao would say such a thing

SAME

This is 100% the reason why I keep my phone locked. But apparently it means I must be two-timing.

yeah they're engaged!!

...with farva beans and a glass of chianti?!?

Glad to see another grown up emo kid in these comments.

Maybe they pee in jars... 🤢 🤮 😮‍💨