Canada's tiny, weird political parties 

Lol

the OTHERS are cringe

@Art Dent There is no left or right by the modern definitions given , this is a false dichotomy - only a spectrum of globalists to nationalists. Every major party in Canada and in the States are some form of globalist. Right and Left has only ever pertained to wings of globalism, say for example the Left Opposition Communists to the Right Opposition Communists (Trotskyites) of the USSR. Or the right wing Gorindins to the left wing Montagnards; and later left wing Robbspierists to the right wing Dantonists of the Montagnards. In the same way the GOP and Tories are the right wing (neo conservatives, who are torch bearers of the Trotskyites) to the Liberal, Greens, NDP, DNC’s left wing.

I’m from the American South you clod and am no fascist, but label me however you like if it makes you feel better ;)

Again with the left-right false dichotomy. Chomsky can shove it for trying to limit descustions into his little Globalist box. I would expect that from him seeing as he is a globalist. Stifling actual discussion benefits him. What about false dichotomy don’t you understand? Note than in EVERY example I gave nationalist and monarchists (or “right wingers” as you call them) are entirely left out of the spectrum. The GOP is marginally Nationalist now thanks to Trump, but is still made up of neo-conservative Trotskyites. Meanwhile the Democrats have culturally been pushing left since the 1960s and have now started adopting socialist ideas.

inb4 someone runs another person named Donald Trump for president

@@DingDingTheRU-vidBuddy I could see that happening. Especially since a lot of Bernier's fans (if they even live in Canada) seem to be under the impression that Canadians vote for a Prime Minister when they really vote for a Party. Bernier will likely lose simply due to the PPC being smaller than the CPC. Though I could definitely see Scheer as PM with the PPC as a major part of a coalition government influencing the CPC.

Something similar happened in the UK in 1970. Edward (E.R.G.) Heath, the Conservative leader of the opposition and soon to be Prime Minister, was seeking re-election in his Bexley constituency. Someone called Edward (E.J.R.L.) Heath also stood as a 'Conservative and Consult the People' candidate. He had changed his surname from Lambert to Heath for the election. The ruse did not work as the prominent Heath got 27,075 votes whilst the obscure Heath attracted 938.

And I wanna read a headline saying “Boris Johnson found drinking tea in the back of a bus”

@@ashkitt7719 The PPC has already stated it will not form a coalition with the Conservatives. The platforms don't align at all. Unity, equality and fairness are not Conservative values...or Liberal for that matter. Byzantine Empire That article will happen if either of the Berniers win!

It's a classic political satire party thing. For the last election, Germany's Joke party found people with famous Nazi names (Rommel, Hitler, Goebbels,...) to run where the right-wing populists are strongest.

@@Ludix147 just because you don't want the entire 3rd world on your doorstep doesn't make you right-wing

It's like that meme with the two Spidermen pointing at each other

@LineOfCars?

@@Ludix147 oh fuck

I thought it was the bay of fundy...

@@braydencoversbeatles4029 knowing fundy's 40 foot tides, it can be a dual-use parking lot and swimming pool, depending on what time of day you show up!

Wait, an actual member, or a voter? My father also liked the rhinoceros party, and I do too. I want a political party that promises to break all their promises!

Ngl that’s a good one

I loved their proposal to turn the 401 into the world's longest bowling alley.

Lol

"Haw Haw", as we say in the Old School.

this video is cringe and fringe...

Dad jokes arw only bad if you're aged below 32 when making them. All men above 32 are legally required to do dad jokes.

And Knowing Better too!

And a mapper leaves a comment?

End game: hold me beer.

www.change.org/p/youtubers-and-viewers-unite-against-ftc-regulation save JJ McCullough!

We it's Knowing Better reading other youtubers

JReg? Who the fuck is JReg. AHHHHHHHHHH

I think you meant Jreg. JReg never appeared in this video, why would he? hes a gaming RU-vidr.

BONNIE 12 Y12 _devan k_ I see you too are well-versed in the deep lore.

I’m not a fan, but he was pretty good in this one.

Wrong JReg that’s the fella that does unironic gaming content

Ah, yes, as an American who _is_ aware of the outside world, I have heard of the "Party for Labour, Rule of Law, Animal Protection, Promotion of Elites and Grassroots Democratic Initiative" (Die Partei für Arbeit, Rechtsstaat, Tierschutz, Elitenförderung und basisdemokratische Initiative). Already, we are off to a humorous start with such a ridiculously long name (ostensibly to attract a ridiculously broad audience) whose name boils down to "The Party", which yes, is the nickname garnered by many parties in historical one-party states (and, as we Americans know it, the party in _1984,_ by George Orwell). _Die_ _PARTEI_ does have some real policies, such as environmentalism and support for the EU, but other than that, it's "populist" platform includes satirical policies like rebuilding the Berlin Wall and turning the former DDR (East Germany) into an SBZ, which is either a "Sonderbewirtschaftungszone" ("Special Economic Zone") or a "Sowjetische Besatzungszone" ("Soviet Occupation Zone", the nickname given by West Germany to East Germany during the Cold War). According to them, "there will be no order to shoot at the Wall", which sounds nice (then again, as another official of another "The Party" in the history of German division said: "nobody has the intention of building a wall"). That's not all, since there are many satirical slogans and campaign promises that have been made by Die PARTEI, many of which I get (though some need explanation, such as the slogan "Hamburg - City in the North!", which sounds more geographical than satirical). For more information and German humor (and _ja,_ Germans _do_ have a sense of humor): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Die_PARTEI

@@Hand-in-Shot_Productions Yeah, you are right, when they get elected, they actually fight for issues. It definitely makes election campains in Germany more fun. I didn't knew about the reasons for the name.

short for "The Party, The"

is die partei the official party of die mannschaft

@@RickJaeger A man of culture I see

Bohemond I of Antioch that’s the wackiness factor jreg is just too humble to call it that

POLITICAL C U B E

ANCAPISTAN

Stop, my sides!

They wanted to declare war to Belgium because of a "Tintin" comic book

@@JJMcCullough I Have A Question If You Don’t Like The Political Compass Which Political Graphing System Do You Prefer Instead?

LordDavid04 They also wanted to abolish the laws of gravity because they were never voted

Didnt they want to make it legal to kill poachers?

And I am a Monarcho-Libertarian.

and i am a communo-capitalist

and I'm a based liberal

actually those are real ideologies

@@chevronm.1019 a voluntary commune is definitely within the capitalist system. Capitalism is about the consenting trade of good between individuals. So sharing things for free is definitely capitalists. It's just not appealing to most people because communal sharing usually appeals to the takers rather than the givers

I agree. Maybe that's also because they're not poisoned with irony like a lot of disillusioned folks these days. The CHP remains staunch and genuine and refreshingly clear.

Ironically, until Trump they dominated the Republican Party in the U.S. ...

@@timnewman1172 did they though? The Christian right has never had a president or leader. Its always been neoconservatives (Bush 1 2 Regan McCain Romney) Trump or mainstream conservatives (Nixon Ford) or a rhino (Eisenhower). Trump is the most irreligious president for 200 years. He basically an athiest whos never actually thought that he dosent believe in God.

In Poland after we regained our independence the Polish Beer Lovers Party won like 3% of the vote in the 1991 election

@@mxcpxr2532 of course poland has a beer party!

America has something similar with a guy named Vermin Supreme (that's his legal name). He's pretty genius.

Just found myself thinking fondly of the MRLP last week as TruNeau left democracy and Canada in tatters at my feet. 35 years since I left England for a life free of Thatcherism and Class War… LOL. Technically a good choice at the time as here I’m a middle aged public servant now … instead of sweeping a factory floor. Then 2020 happened. Guess I’ll just vote Green Party for a laff from now on, but would love to see a MRLP option on a ballot here. At least you’d know what you were getting instead of all this virtue signalling and fake-woke plastic politics painted over top of corruption and tyranny.

British fringe parties are helped by the custom of all candidates standing around in the same place to hear the election results, giving people an excuse to dress like Elmo 20 feet away from the Prime Minister if they want to.

29 parties ran in Israel’s last election two weeks ago. And that’s a huge step down from the April election where there were 42.

• VFSDM • good GOD Lemon!

I know it's pretty insane ! The party with most seats doesn't even have 15% of the total and most parties simply change one of the words on their name, e.g. workers party, democratic workers party, christian workers party, party for the workers cause and united socialist workers party. The most agredious would be the communist party of Brazil and the Brazillian communist party. I feel like the main disagreement is not based on ideology but on how they are going to name their party.

There are much more parties in India.

J.J. McCullough last election(2018) almost every single one of the 27 states got a governor from a different party

Joe Rogan Experience

Jreg is Canadian

KILL THE CENTRISTS

@@cookie_enjoyer Pretty sure that is a violation of the NAP

@@randallgardner785 the NAP applies to people not centrists.

@@mnm1273 k.

ANCAP!!

Ancom us bae!

ANCAPISTAN where every man a king

communist anarkitty

Rhino?

Guilherme Ferreira watch the got dam vid

The Rhino Candidate, (John C. Turner) the "other" John Turner in Quadra was an unemployed carpenter whose very presence on the ballot in 1988 left the Liberals to distribute how-to-vote cards and also plaster an 'N' on lawn signs for John N. Turner, who won re-election, with 24k votes to the Rhino's 700.

More like a cheap move.

Jesus Fried Christ you mad

The Rhinoceros party sounds like Vermin Supreme

Who would've thought he has friends

i couldn't believe my eyes and was frozen for almost the entire part he had in this video

Why specifically? Just asking as someone who wants to move to Canada and the US libertarian party is a joke

@@sentientarugula2884 just curious why do you think it's a joke?

@@MrNovicejr look up "Libertarian party cringe"

You could say, Bernier is a more "Bernier" version of Bernie Sanders

@@sentientarugula2884 libertarians in us is karen party

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[Sad Swashbuckling Noises]

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didn’t mention the Cave Party either... _sadly reverts into a caveperson incapable of modern day speech_

And thus was formed, The Pussy Party.

He still is mayor, went on a cruise and bus tour through Alaska and got to meet him, and be on man vs food in Talkeetna. The mayor hangs out in the general store and meets people

Don't you need to be a citizen to run for mayor? How did a cat aquire citizenship?

@@beduin024 A decent number of small towns symbolically elect an animal as mayor. IN most towns, mayor is just council position, often with no extra vote power than any other councilmember, so they'll just forgo the human figurehead, and elect some beloved town mascot and run the government without a mayor.

Here in the UK, we have a cat in Number 10 who is well beloved some want him to become Prime minster.

Unfortunately, Bernier really screwed our party over. He attracted much of our supporters with the hope of more electoral success, and then compromised a lot of the principles that drew over the supporters in the first place. Tim is definitely a great guy as well. I helped him run in the last election, and he’s definitely the most normie of the Libertarians I know haha.

Jean Serge Brisson seemed pretty normie as well, when I attended their National convention in Ottawa, back in 2014; if memory serves me correctly with respect to the year. He runs his own business as a mechanic and his legal battle with the Canadian Government over the collection of GST is an interesting one.

Wasn't that whole thing basically a social experiment by a political campaign to see if they could depress the vote

i never heard of the rhino story, ita not even a boomer meme here ir brazil i dont know how it found its way to canda

Where else have you seen him?

@@davidbrunnerchemeng on his own RU-vid channel

@@MPHJackson7 well, yeah...

@@MPHJackson7 big brain

@@davidbrunnerchemeng Also on r/politicalcompassmemes.

The hell did knowing better do tho

As an outsider (an American) seeing a party with a solid presence but no hope of really holding the top spot is weird. I've always understood the NDP as essentially waiting for the day that neither party can form a majority, and so they demand certain policies in exchange for forming a coalition.

@@charlieputzel7735 Pretty much, although they win elections at the provincial level. Right now they control a majority in the parliament of British Columbia. Usually (at least historically) new parties in Canada tend to be more successful first at the provincial level before they get any success at the federal level.

In France we have Jean Lassalle who sing in the parlement and speak like a true peasant

In the UK we have Lord Buckethead for the Monster Raving Loony Party

@Egg T might I add we also have count bin face and Elmo

Laughs in Kanye and the Birthday Party

Don't forget the guy with the boot on his head...

I went to high school with him. That's actually how he talks.

Why would anyone do that for 200+ videos in the last 5 years for the simple sake of sounding “funny”? Lmao no

• VFSDM • I was hoping it was a long running joke

Connecticut Ball I’m even inclined to ask JJ that...

@@vfsdm hey

India: Laugh in the enternal darkness with 8 national parties, 53 state parties and 2600 independent candidate parties.

Labor makes sense being left

And that makes more sense. Liberal used to mean laissez-faire capitalism

Labor party is left party EVERYWHERE.

Yup that party is a total joke. and their fans were railing about how they were the "silent majority" well i guess its true about being silent because they didnt even vote. hence 0 seats.

@@TheFallinhalo I subscribe to CBC's RU-vid channel, which is basically a haven for PPC fanatics in the comments. I laughed at their claims of being the silent majority. I laughed even harder when they lost their only seat.

@@ln2435 I'm well aware that the PPC didn't exist in previous elections. Fact remains, Bernier was an MP under the PPC banner (which is one of the reasons he was even invited to the debates) and he lost his seat.

I still can't believe a Fringe party like the green party has 3 seat's . There nothing more than a one issue party , like the marijuana party .

@Shane Wilson That’s not true. May has turned them into a broadly left wing party, not just an environmentalist party. Read their platform.

It's the flavacrava link

Hey what about KB

Which I support!

which is awesome

I did the political compass and ended up really far left and libertarian so I kind of do too

We will rise again

It's like the biggest oxymoron next to Social Democracy

But his hair looks amazing in this.

@@DezDies I prefer the old one tbh

He looks best like this

Haha cringe destroyed...

haha

The Yippies had joke candidates like Pigasus and Nobody

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nobody_for_President

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pigasus_%28politics%29

the monster raving loony party in the uk as well

Clinton claimed Bernie Sanders would give everyone a free pony but only Vermin Supreme has promised that. I once asked him who the Best Pony in MLP was and I only remember him saying “You’re one of those.” I forgot if he actually answered. (I haven’t watched MLP in years. I lost interest.)

Corona Virus I think it’s cool though

I honestly think he is

South Park Canadian

I know Also please don’t hurt my family

Truman Widing's Main Account we'll see about that 💉💉💉

**sad ferret noises**

That's because not everyone likes RU-vidrs who exclusively repost Vox articles mixed with Wikipedia. And for Vox: not everyone likes dragging themselves through 40 irrelevant sources scattered through 3 pages that include their own articles, uncited twitter threads, and articles from their partner companies that reference articles from their partner companies.

It's very sharp

You have made my day sir-ey! Edit: When I found this again I spit out my drink so R.i.p laptop