Chicken Little - The Movie Disney RUINED (…with aliens) 

Chris Lord and Phil Miller could never make a movie as good as this

@@TheGuyIsMe2763they could never even get a little bit close

Speaking of Martin Scorsese, wasn't Chicken Little like the Disney equivalent of Shark Tale?

@@abrahamcortina6322 The difference is Shark Tale HAS Martin Scorsese. Chicken Little does not. Very big difference.

@@TheGuyIsMe2763 both movies had very unlikable protagonist being humiliated by everyone who hates them until everyone started to like them at the end after saving the days

Yeah I've seen a deleted scene of that

nice dieck

Need to stretch the Runtime somehow 🙃

I sure hope that's sarcasm lol

@@icravedeath.1200Nope.

@@zacharysousa898 liar

What? Why would you even compare a good old RPG to an animated Disney movie?

@@user-en6jw2cc4nthe connections are all there if you just look at it objectively. Mr house and chicken little can really relate to each other

I’m writing this with my teeth as dumbsy ripped out my tongue, took my limbs, and violently removed half of my organs

@@officialpoppypersonsolid snake moment 🪨🐍

the meat tearing is crazy

What are you talking about?

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Thnx, DEREK POWERS!

With aliens!

​@@theshockinglyeloquentdog9945Treasure Planet would like to have a word

​@@bluecanine3374 they dabotaged the movie's marketing on that occasion, not the film itself.

Yeah, and the fact that it's because runt likes foxy like that makes it worse and even more gross. Like, imagine getting brain damage so severe your entire personality changes, and instead of getting healed when someone literally offers to do it and absolutely has the technology to do it, they decide not to do it because some creep finds you hot. She can't give consent when her brain's literally scrambled, so it's basically s/a by default.

She looks like an early prototype version of a Zootopia character in its early animation style

Yeah, I feel bad for her too. She definitely deserved better!

Yeah, she may have been a jerk, but that was messed up that they left her that way so the pig could date her

@@zierragacha5089 pigs and foxes don't mate

That’s the power of autism and ADHD, baybee!

Same, I had phases in 4th and 5th-6th grade where for months the only watched this movie, multiple times a day

You shat in tears*

​@@chargemankenia right silly me!!!

I would've liked that

@@Kimonia6 Yes it would have been nice to see

Yeah, but he's also living and working in a plantation during reconstruction era when the South basically recaptured freed slaves to do buisness as usual not giving a fuck about the new anti slavery laws, so it's arguably even worse since it implies the people working there lost their freedom, and the film wants us to see this as a wholesome place despite history claiming otherwise. Not to mention that the mere concept of a kids film set in a plantation is parody level insensitive, like if they made the boy in the striped pijamas a sanitized wholesome story where the kid and his people aren't being FUCKING SYSTEMATICALLY EXTERMINATED.

@@ginogatash4030 Yeah i know it’s still bad, but I’m correcting a fact that he technically didn’t get wrong, but he’s still wrong. I’m not defending the movie at all.

@@BadringerGronger it's arguable that it's wrong though cause slavery practically persisted for a good while despite it being officially outlawed, them being officially slaves or not doesn't much change that they were captured against their will into servitude so you might as well call the "former slaves" just slaves since it doesn't change much, like the film could be set before the civil war and pretty much nothing would change.

What did Dumbsville mean by this?

@@dvsse40Nothing, most of what Dumbsville says is a sarcastic joke not to discredit him as a reviewer, but his humor is equal parts sarcastic, and random

Metal gear chicken

It's more interesting than the movie.

neoliberalism is the current economic system that was established in the 80s by Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher

Chicken Little. Breaking new ground.

Exactly, it's a perfect example of Paleoconservative Honesty

@@captain_awesome2134its the perfect Deconsteuction of capitalism, wokism, socalism, nihilism and liberalism I've ever seen.

Neoliberal isn’t the same as liberal. Liberal is more like an umbrella term kinda, and neoliberal is a VERY specific conservative ideology with It’s own weird stuff going on with it

She was a bully though

The original script for Chicken Little sounds like something Disney would make in the 2010s and 2020s. I mean, Encanto is a “the real villain was generational trauma” movie. It could be a “the real villain was anxiety” movie.

@@HydraSpectre1138 Is that a good or bad thing? Cause I keep on hearing a lot of people are getting annoyed with the whole generational trauma as the conflict.

@@SammyRobinson62232 Sounds a lot more interesting than what Disney ended up doing. Also, this was going to happen well before films like Frozen and Encanto.

NGL, as someone with ADHD that does unironicallt sounds great also it would've still focused on her relationship with her dad except he's not awful, and it would kind of be nice since father-daughter relationships aren't really as explored as they should be (could be worse though, could be mother-son relationships which almost never get any stories)

Paranoia, anxiety and ADHD are so girly 💅💅✨💖

I hope you make it good unlike Disney these days

Sounds pretty dumb

I wonder whatever happened to it? It’s mostly likely long gone and scrapped into pieces

It is. Especially since this came out the same year with Robots and Madagascar

Maybe even break your mind when Meet the Robinson

Imagine if Disney actually made Toy Story like that without Pixar's help

Chicken Little made Disney realize that they could make a CGI animated film and turn a profit after financial duds like Home on the Range and Treasure Planet. It didn’t matter that the film was critically panned, what mattered was the box office. As a result of the film’s financial returns, Disney bought Pixar to bring in some of their people to strengthen their future stories done in CGI animation since they knew how to tell great stories and be financially successful with computer animated films.

@@awesomej1107 Nono, they screwed over Treasure Planet as an EXCUSE to dive into CGI

@@deciradoxytp1771 especially Tarzan and Atlantis

To be fair, it later turned out they just teleported everyone into a void (on their ship?)

Shark Tale can be enjoyed ironically i doubt this thing can too

Both ugly animated movies (with the same RT score) had very hateable protagonists that are being humiliated by everyone who hate them until they were loved at the end

I say more Shrek than Shark Tale

​@JonathanGaeta don't smear shrek's name by comparing it to chicken litter

Ironic since Chicken Little as War of the Worlds with Tom Cruise released the same year

I thought Madagascar was every 2005 kid's black panther

@@abrahamcortina6322or Robots

We had a game based on that

2005

@@antoinemyles6523 what does that have to do with literally anything?

@@AJSSPACEPLACE war of the worlds movie remake with Tom cruise

@@Deadbody2rot I mean i know the movie exists. But it doesn’t like, have much to do with my comment

@@AJSSPACEPLACE bro the the world of the war remake is close to the release date of chicken little meaning they got the idea from that

Not to mention Cartoon Network did that whole alien marathon thing with the classic shows for some strange reason, where practically every CN show at the time got an episode about aliens, like why was it even a thing in the first place? It was all so unnecessary.

Didn't that also happen in Monsters vs Aliens and Planet 51?? Both alien movies in 2009

@@abrahamcortina6322 truth in media man; they've been telling us for a long ass time

@@user-en6jw2cc4n cn invaded was lit, but mind you, they're giving us the info about aliens, even in the 2000's it was way more common

“Yep you’re banned”

FOUL💀💀💀

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I LOOK LIKE RUNT OF THE LITTER FROM CHICKEN LITTLE?!"

He didn't even reviewed the Boog and Elliot Midnight Bun Run short that was included on the first Open Season DVD

He did at least find a reason to connect to his son and realised he ignored him too much. There have to be worse fathers in fiction.

Wasn't Goofy also a bad father to his son Max?

Marty or Buck?

@@abrahamcortina6322 I don't remember but at least he doesn't throw beer bottles at his son.

I misread that as Brad being the worst father ever and prepared to throw hands before I realized it said Marty. Lisa the first is an entire game dedicated to how bad he was and that was only for one child

Same, replayed those scenes a fuck ton

And that mecha design was basically taken from War of the Worlds. Extremely similar

Remember, before that, the Disney Renaissance was happening.

I mean, Dreamworks had a lot of awesome movies before Shrek came out. I was obsessed with the Prince of Egypt and Spirit as a kid, and Shark Tale was kinda when things started tanking, literally. I find the post renaissance era to have a lot of underrated movies like Brother Bear, Atlantis, Bolt, Treasure Planet (etc) really the only two stinkers were Home on the Range and Chicken Little. And honestly, Chicken Little feels like more of a direct to video instead of something fully planned for theaters. It’s similar to how Norm of the North and Emoji Movie were planned to be direct to dvd movies, but for some dumb reason got sent to theaters instead. Now Chicken Little is a lot better than both movies combined, but that doesn’t change how horribly mean spirited and terrible it is, especially because Chicken Little is bullied almost the entire movie

@kristinahuchison2511 I'd like to clarify that I wasn't trying to knock Dreamworks, as they've made some really good films. What I was trying to get at is that in terms of tone and writing, Chicken Little feels more like a Dreamworks film than a Disney film. I said people would hate Chicken Little less if it was a Dreamworks movie, because their catalog has always been a mixed bag. In 2004 alone, they released Shrek 2, one of their best films, and then they released Shark Tale later that year, and hilariously, both of them were nominated for an oscar.

We gonna make conspiracy theories out of this. 😔🙏

Flibidi skoikrt 🔥🔥

@@Colonsworth423 you wanna hurt me, go right on ahead if it makes ya feel any better

Funnily enough, I did too. I don’t watch Chicken Little much, but I still watch Cars 2 and will willingly defend it with my life.

What about other low rated movies by other studios like Shark Tale, Barnyard, The Emoji Movie, and Ice Age: Collision Course?

Quite a shock, honestly

Didn't he also did Emperor's New Groove and Cats Don't Dance?

It really makes me sad how Stainton and Eisner took advantage of Dindal's vision, just to make it yet another fractured fairy tale movie. And I agree about hoping the Garfield movie would be a return to form for the director. Just be glad Chicken Little was an OP summon in Kingdom Hearts II, cuz the title character was included just to promote the movie in Japan. Sora just enters FPS, and KH2 is a better Disney product than Chicken Little. It even has a subliminal message with the game's opening theme, Sanctuary/Passion(I need more affection than you know sharing relations with KH2's antagonists, the Organization XIII). Also, if you thought Chicken Little's production was bad, even a comedic classic like The Emperor's New Groove was reworked from an originally dramatic musical to the iconic gem we know today within less than a year for the December 2000 deadline. Snuff Out The Light was a banger since the original cut's production. Go listen to it, if you want.

@@abrahamcortina6322 yup

Holy shit I’m boutta come

2005

I dunno, there was the time the great fairy turned him into a real puppet.

He was played by the legendary Don Knotts (Mr. Limpet) in his final film performance before he passed out a year after the film's release

@@abrahamcortina6322 Thanks Abe I didn't know that

Shou Tucker:

Clay Puppington:

like, at least gendo acknowledged Shinji could pilot Eva-01, Buck doesn’t even realize chicken little can do anything.

Solidus Snake:

@@notme8232 They said animated movies/shows, that's a video game.

He was voiced by the great Don Knotts (R.I.P). That’s probably why he’s so good.

Mr Limpet in his final film performance before he passed away in 2006