Christian Mingle: The Movie - The Cinema Snob 

You know she could've avoided all of the embarrassment and still used the Christian site if she had just told him she was a recent convert and still had stuff to learn.

Gretchen, stop trying to make dating site-based movies happen! They're not going to happen!

That's nothing... I lied about being a Mormon, and now I've got

Oh, so lesbian Christen Stewart can date a vampire and a werewolf, but you have to be christian to date a christian.

Even if she's not a Christian, she's an American. She should easily know what they're like. Oh wait, I forgot; this is one of those religious films, so the characters in this all have to be one-dimensional stereotypes and every Christian has to be Ned Flanders.

Christian Mingle is awful, Pagan Fraternizing is where it's at

You know, like half the awkwardness of this movie would be gone if she just said she became Christian recently. Like, she just picked up the Bible a few weeks ago, and wanted to explore her new religion with someone special.

I can't believe her relationship with Sonic the Hedgehog didn't work out

Girl...Tinder is Free...

I'm still waiting for the Farmers Only: City Folk Just Don't Get It movie

as someone who was forced to go to bible study as a kid,I can actually relate to the not knowing where the fuck anyone else is reading from and flipping to a random ass page and hoping nobody would notice.

I always hated in movies how a character forces some introvert to "Live" more, "Let loose", or "You know, have fun". Because when someone doesn't do what you like to do, clearly they've been wasting their life.

"Who puts up videos at three in the morning?"

"I just want a guy who will look at me for 10 seconds then smile" Yet when the homeless guy across the street does it....

I get it. The school sign is made of driftwood.

Christian Mingle: That Moment You Realize A Few Entertainment Industry Personalities You Used to Enjoy Have Hit Rock Bottom.

How did she grow up in the US and never meet a Christian? I mean literally, you can't be this clueless on this religion. It's like someone growing up in Northern India and being completely clueless about Buddhism. Makes no sense.

"We're in America, Eduardo, speak English"

I'm always amazed at dialogue like what's in this movie. The Christian guy is like someone that's been brain washed and doesn't know how to relate to people like a normal human being. Most of the Christian people I know don't act like brain damaged frozen mannequin statue people. They just talk like normal people. I feel like if he went to Mayberry that it would make Barney Fife look like a demon possessed Scarface.

You know, there's a dating site for farmers. Now THAT would have been a better movie.