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Комментарии : 14 тыс.

@inessilva1214 3 года назад

"it fits in any pocket" women watching this: we'll see about that

@elin_ 3 года назад

Right?! Womens pockets are ridiculously small. As a girl who prefer pockets instead of carrying around bags, that's so annoying. The worst thing of all: Fake pockets 😩

@modus8256 3 года назад

@@elin_ and then they design bags for women that are about just as big as mens pockets, and men's bags are more that twice the size of their pockets

@eldritchabomination9726 3 года назад

LMAO THAT WAS LITERALLY THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT

@subhuman8945 3 года назад

There's not a man on earth who knows why the pockets of women's pants are so consistently ridiculous So that begs the question...if women don't know, and men don't know... ...then who is actually making women's pants..??

@HollyHummingbirdriver 3 года назад

They make them so small to sell more purses. If you look up Victorian era pockets they were HUGE.

@fancyintrovert6091 3 года назад

As the daughter of a Navy veteran, I can confirm that he is always underwater. We actually keep him in a large fish tank now that he’s home all the time.

@muffpuff8 3 года назад

sharkboy?

@bandgeek4286 3 года назад

My grandpa was in the Navy, and oh my gosh yes. He would just hang out in a fish tank watching Westerns.

@thecoleopterist 3 года назад

Hmm... What color is your mother's hair? Does her name sound anything like "Lavagirl?"

@GFMSHOW 3 года назад

lmao bro that's to funny I'm dying

@griffservo8074 3 года назад

Do you need to feed him Tactical Flakes?

@tornadecho7894 2 года назад

I think Danny screaming "IM A REAL BOOOOOOY" dressed as a nutcracker is the most terrifying thing I existence

@MrAwsome-xw4je Год назад

I completely agree

@corner5837 Год назад

@@MrAwsome-xw4je dude im literally cowering rn i agree

@xathuum232 Год назад

its straight out of a horror movie

@mrpicklestudios804 11 месяцев назад

I think I peed myself

@psychedelicpunk5031 11 месяцев назад

Yea, my neighbors thought so too.

@jordanshaw5638 Год назад

Fun fact If you watch all of Danny's videos with a tac visor, you can see the life of the nutcracker. He finds love, loses it all, and faces the crushing weight of his painful existence. Really moving story.

@cloudylemon2975 Год назад

Omg trying this now!!

@stay_comfy Год назад

@@cloudylemon2975 I like to think u are like a 10 yr old that made this comment and you really bought one to see the story

@thatonetoppatguy8320 Год назад

holy shit your right

@cloudylemon2975 Год назад

@@stay_comfy im back one month older and it.... Worked but now im scared of the nutcracker on our porch..

@lui8174 Год назад

@@cloudylemon2975 😭

@elisecarmichael2227 3 года назад

Can confirm, as someone who lives near the naval academy, that fishing is a real problem because instead of fish below the bay, it's just navy guys. lurking. waiting. shaving, possibly.

@alexstrife-sinclair6391 2 года назад

It's even more of a problem because it is said that they have gills. Which is why people confuse them for fish.

@elisecarmichael2227 2 года назад

@@alexstrife-sinclair6391 It's an easy mistake to make but you have to be on the lookout for suspicious activity, like wearing all white and acting like tourists.

@Cici_CMJ 2 года назад

I live in a navy city and coastal shaving around here is out of control. I’d recommend the razor but as a civilian I shouldn’t have seen this.

@junerdz 2 года назад

@@elisecarmichael2227 ayoo let's goooo annapolis is pretty niceee

@sophbenj.8840 2 года назад

yeah my dad was in the navy, i don't see him anymore because he spent all of our money on tactical shavers

@lucvalor 3 года назад

The nutcracker skit was downright a horror movie.

@alexanderdeadmansche 3 года назад

I shat myself

@theartist312 3 года назад

The whole thing I was like, “wtf, wtf, wtfff”

@just_zeke 3 года назад

after the skit i couldnt take my eyes off the thing 😥😭

@LavroseRovender 3 года назад

@@just_zeke ikr the skit was so smart

@thetwitchingpumpkin1547 3 года назад

the bit was very well made, the whole video was, you can tell his production quality has gotten better

@failedartguy 2 года назад

Danny Saying “tac-hamster” and then showing a photo from the cinematic masterpiece that is G-Force, which is a film about super spy Guinea pigs, is art in its self

@calowenby1654 Год назад

Danny produces the finest arts.

@caseys2698 Год назад

A cherry on top of the video that contains the cinematic masterpiece “I’M A REALLL BOYYYY”

@goldenthegoldenflower9008 Год назад

My childhood at its working

@miguelstarboy5572 3 месяца назад

hahah but seriously that movie sucks sm

@Whoisjoebiden8794 29 дней назад

@@miguelstarboy5572you don’t say anything about g-force ever again

@Chitterbug_ Год назад

Can you guys imagine Laura in a different part of the house during the butcracker scene? Just hearing Danny shout at the top of his lungs “I am a real boy!“ with no context? Honestly, that would scare me so much.

@juliarudy753 Год назад

Mmmm butcracker

@violetbean8928 Год назад

she's married to Dan, she's most definitely used to it

@caffeinatedkatie4696 11 месяцев назад

I know it's a typo but...butcracker is too funny :D

@aislyn4717 11 месяцев назад

Or like seeing him walk through the house with the makeup on 😭😭

@tewks4458 10 месяцев назад

And then she pokes her head in to see what all the noise is and sees Danny curled up on the floor with her lipstick smeared all over his face.

@hidgehoge2713 2 года назад

That “I’M A REAL BOOOYYYY” bit was too fucking perfect

@yourmomsjorts 2 года назад

7:13 timestamp 7:33 for the scream

@hannahbarbarian6786 2 года назад

Scary*

@thesleepydot 2 года назад

@@yourmomsjorts appreciated

@rebeccawhite3731 Год назад

I legitimately cried, I do for most of his skits they're so funny XD

@TordParker2.0 Год назад

Indeed, I love it sm.

@lemonpenis 3 года назад

Imagine if your house burned down and the only thing left was a tacwallet

@user-mq8ci2il8s 3 года назад

I would cry.

@travisdelee8647 3 года назад

And the tac visor in your car. It can withstand that heat because it's "military grade" plastic.

@Mykaininekkkkkahajw 3 года назад

Damn should’ve bought the tac house

@lemonpenis 3 года назад

@@Mykaininekkkkkahajw lol

@Khujop 3 года назад

I imagine this every day. It's a reoccurring waking nightmare. Help me.

@supervegito8340 Год назад

My cousin, an actual marine, calls navy guys “frog men”. Apparently most marines call them frog men. It’s, I guess, like how marines are called crayon eaters/jar heads or how national guard are called weekend warriors. He also finds Nick Bolton very funny cause anyone in the service, according to him, would mock this guy so bad.

@professorbone8709 4 месяца назад

We're squids, frog men are what the seals were known as when the project was in development

@MrsMcTaco Год назад

This video is over a year old so you’ll probably never see this, but I really appreciate the flash warning! It’s a small thing that makes a big difference. Thanks dude!

@insawid Год назад

right?! and it's so nice that it's in the title so it's right there for reference! instead of me having to memorize the timestamps from a title card at the beginning or having to keep checking the description. i'd never seen flash warnings in titles before danny

@ShaneReuter Год назад

i think the best part is that it wasn’t there when he first uploaded it, so i like to think someone asked him to do it after feeling it could be triggering and he not only did it, he did it in the best most visible way possible

@spikemcleod4720 Месяц назад

@@ShaneReuteri never considered that I always thought it was a lil funny in the title but that's def a way better way for someone to know

@ShaneReuter Месяц назад

@@spikemcleod4720 i think thumbnail or within the video itself is better, but youtube has yet to let you add to videos once they are published besides blurring stuff, even pop up text. I get why he wouldn’t want to take down and re-upload the video, so this was the best case scenario

@tobascochilisauce2009 3 года назад

as a person with a dad that’s in the navy i can confirm that they’re all mermaids, i only see him once a month because he’s too busy fighting civilians in the ocean

@CarlosRodriguez-zc6sm 3 года назад

Hes a navy guy

@lailataluminousnight8064 3 года назад

Smh navy guys

@CarlosRodriguez-zc6sm 3 года назад

Navy guys am I right

@oneinnamillion 3 года назад

As a dude in the Navy, the mermaid part was the hardest portion of training. These fins were tough to grow dude

@krankrk 3 года назад

Can ur dad fix my squishy bones?

@xZippy 3 года назад

Guy: "I noticed your military attire, how long have you served?" Nick: "About 3 commercials."

@goobygooberson1656 3 года назад

What's worse is it's like 90 commercials

@coffeewithahintoflavender2923 3 года назад

@@goobygooberson1656 yeah😂😂

@user-it4cl9hf6u 3 года назад

oh god why is there so many. like theres gotta be some dude out there whos entire life is just tac things

@dpage446 3 года назад

Yes

@doublets90 3 года назад

Wait.. Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't impersonating a US army or that kind of stuff illegal..?

@alicethemad1613 11 месяцев назад

I can’t believe how legitimately cinematic that final close up of Danny’s eyes is for a skit about a nutcracker in a video abt infomercials for old people

@jaaaaaane 2 года назад

I know Danny will never see this, but I was going back and watching some of his older videos like this one, and DAMN. His editing and sketch styles are so unique. I’m always caught off guard by the jokes at unexpected moments and the little editing stuff. He’s also so observant and I love that. Plus his outro song makes me so happy. Anyways this is my new comfort vid

@TPNsBiggestFan 11 месяцев назад

omg these videos are considered older videos (ive seen similar comments) im gonna cry this is so weird

@TheoSur 6 месяцев назад

this is like 2 years old wdym :(

@louiskr42 3 года назад

Not gonna lie, the nutcracker bit was actually kinda terrifying

@davidbosy4275 3 года назад

"kinda" !?

@The_garb4ge_man 3 года назад

Laura in the other room 👁👄👁

@mynawina9177 3 года назад

i will see that thing in my nightmares

@gato6988 3 года назад

im still shaking

@winged_rat 3 года назад

ik...

@revereshorse 3 года назад

“I fear no man, but that thing-” * points to Nutcracker Danny * “ *It scares me.* ”

@lagoond 3 года назад

Lol that comment is epik

@999rupeesgreg 3 года назад

TacComment Pro

@alonelychannel1846 3 года назад

no this should be a complex storyline; danny, make it happen

@itari6179 3 года назад

@britishrailclass4767 2 года назад

Mann I love tf2

@mr.waffles8739 2 месяца назад

Oh man, you have no idea how obsessed navy guys are with being in water, I don't even know how many times I've had to chase navy guys out of my pool! I even installed an armored pool cover, but they just blew it up with an offshore missile from their battle ship!

@dino_does_fraud7953 2 месяца назад

😂

@LlamasWithiMacs Год назад

6:59 They probably just removed the polarizer from the display they were using, and the visor just has a polarizer in it.

@samuraicheems4057 Год назад

Yep

@SkiddlyBink 3 года назад

hey danny, that nutcracker bit? fucking terrifying

@oliviakenny4731 3 года назад

Those nutcrackers always freaked me out but this is a whole new level

@alishbaahmed 3 года назад

Why did I read this like Kurtis would say it?

@oliviakenny4731 3 года назад

@@alishbaahmed same omg

@RoseOfSharyn18 3 года назад

No joke though. Jesus. Lol

@absol8126 3 года назад

Yes it is indeed

@devine8023 3 года назад

Imagine a navy guy is just drowning and then instead of being concerned for his life he's just like "finally I can try my new razor'

@cagegirll 3 года назад

@@KINGJERMARCUS what

@discosticc 3 года назад

Navy guys dont drown

@blortbugman8722 3 года назад

@@discosticc sometimes they do

@AnakinSkywalker-hq1wo 3 года назад

ugh. navy guys.

@slimegood9192 2 года назад

Then it doesnt work

@gloriav7646 Год назад

As someone with epilepsy, I really admire your consideration for those of us more sensitive to flashing lights. When you don't expect it coming in a video it really helps to be cautioned 🙏🏼

@Bongobert 2 года назад

I love how he says the wallet even has a little zipper for change and an ID holder like they‘re additional features… isn‘t that the bare minimum of what a wallet should have?

@MohammedAgbadi 3 года назад

The tactical flashlight can be used to attack bad guys, hammer nails, and do almost everything but flash light.

@fart63 3 года назад

I keep reading it as tactical fleshlight

@austin0172 3 года назад

@@fart63 oh nonononononono

@NerdStuffing 3 года назад

@@fart63 finally a tactical thing I would buy

@crow3467 3 года назад

@@fart63 yes someone get me one of those

@aquashuriken1634 3 года назад

@@fart63 me too. Guess I'm too far gone

@cinnamonflavoredmemes 3 года назад

That nutcracker thing would make a fuckin terrifying horror movie

@hornetisvoider 3 года назад

Indeed

@Carcino.Geneticist 2 года назад

IM A REAL BOII

@juliefarrell6688 2 года назад

The Real Boy Coming June 2023

@batjackattack5556 2 года назад

@@juliefarrell6688 the boy 3: greg

@Ihaveagasmask 2 года назад

@@juliefarrell6688 sound terrifiying

@red_rory 2 года назад

Danny *needs* to make a horror movie out of the nutcracker skit…possibly for a Halloween special like to spooky songs, cause that was genuinely terrifying.

@TwixiMixiPixi Год назад

that visor is just a polarized piece of plastic, similar to what you would find in a pair of polarized sunglasses (as mentioned in the video). They always hype these low quality products up so much even though they're really just a more advanced 5-minute crafts project.

@sophiestudios2911 3 года назад

Therapist: nutcracker Danny can’t hurt you, he’s not real Nutcracker Danny: 7:17

@mangobuffalo1543 3 года назад

IM A REAL BOYYYYYYYYYYY

@robertk2194 3 года назад

that scene was so funny

@abunchoftacos5247 3 года назад

It's creepy and great

@damemeplug5062 3 года назад

Hope we get danny lore

@Jibbeeeee 3 года назад

It was pure nightmare fuel 😂☠️

@whooshroosh 3 года назад

Guys, don't be afraid the Nutcracker is just Drew with makeup on.

@sophiadodds9954 3 года назад

Thanks for informing me I was terrified 😆😃👍🥳🧐🤪😎

@kaylasmith634 3 года назад

omg this comment is so underrated this is HILARIOUS and perfectly clever

@eggdogfan2124 3 года назад

god damit bamboozled again

@ducesnakes999 3 года назад

Or Drew is just the nutcracker with makeup on....

@beb2880 3 года назад

Thanks

@Arylett 2 года назад

I've been rather stressed out these past few days and have been re-watching your videos. I must say that your brand of comedy gels quite well with me, because I've actually been laughing even harder at them. My favorite parts in this one is how you go on at length about the guy with the serial killer face in the jungle and also when the invisible clown man is revealed by the tac visor. Thank you for being so funny though, I am one happy Greg.

@juliamavroidi8601 Год назад

It's a nutcracker (actually it's a toy soldier, but Danny calls it nutcracker) Hope you're better!

@nineveh17 4 месяца назад

😊Danny truly is a joy to behold

@existing_human7237 Год назад

13:34 "The Tac wallet is flatter and thinner," Meanwhile the Tac wallet is empty, and the CIVILIAN wallet has all of Nick's overdue math homework plus the bill of rights.

@kbeit8272 3 года назад

"Laura, can I borrow your lipstick?!" "For what?!" "Uhh- nothing..!"

@smophiefofie 3 года назад

HAHAHAHA

@Jb-ik3pq 3 года назад

That was actually pretty scary lol

@mitchellgeorge6031 3 года назад

I feel like she’s used to that by now

@TT-iv5iz 3 года назад

why I borrow your lipstick so often💄🎶🎶

@pen3475 3 года назад

I laughed so hard at that part

@user-tt7kj7jm9x 3 года назад

The funniest part is that the company likes to pretend that we know who tf Nick Bolton is

@arminarlert5681 3 года назад

“Here’s this man that you’ve never seen before but is a big shot because we say he is”

@Zackattackplayspokemon 3 года назад

He's a cousin of Troy Bolton, duh.

@user-tt7kj7jm9x 3 года назад

@@Zackattackplayspokemon 🤣🤣 that's the only name that came to my mind

@raeicedtea5566 3 года назад

Great grandchild of matthew boulton

@dudemcduder1628 3 года назад

@Metelus Haridson the fuck is this?

@markwatson6477 2 года назад

7:10 Crypt TV: write that down, write that down!

@aynohalopesdealmeida9932 6 месяцев назад

And they already did it :D

@sriissyracha 2 года назад

“First you blind em’, then you give them a lil stab stab, then you give them a lil bang bang and then a lil smacky smack”

@bigtable9031 3 года назад

I’m sorry but that bit with the nutcracker being a “real boy” genuinely scared me sh*tless

@gamiket628 3 года назад

Lol that has potential to be a horror movie

@tomjohnstone6591 3 года назад

I was doing something else and it made me jump when he said “iM a ReAl bOy”

@aidenmarsh3069 3 года назад

SAME!!!!!!!!!!

@_junko_5701 3 года назад

@@gamiket628 it has to be a horror movie

@nikolaiestrella6785 3 года назад

@Kendall Miller-Rider I started laughing when I noticed that Nutcracker Danny still has the wedding ring on.

@user.uni612 3 года назад

The new horror movie: "I'm a real boy." starring nutcracker danny and danny.

@stepbro4028 3 года назад

produced by Greg directed by Greg sponsored by Greg Nutcracker Danny - Nutcracker guy Danny - Danny Gonzalez Special thanks to Greg Guy Little Stinkers Mayor Kurtis Connor

@okiedokie2840 3 года назад

@@stepbro4028 😂

@hamtaru 3 года назад

that was legitimately creepy ngl

@cheesyoutanimations2045 3 года назад

Ai movie in a nutshell

@allieanimates8539 3 года назад

ahhh gacha horror

@doctornonsense4726 Год назад

Hi Danny, new subscriber. I found you when I clicked on an image that I thought was Daniel Radcliffe, but it was you and you made me laugh out loud numerous times. Look forward to watching your other videos.

@fungi5350 Год назад

😂😂

@DisneyHaterKing1923 Месяц назад

Welcome to the Greg family doctor nonsense

@Duckiedogz 10 месяцев назад

The 'TacVisor" is actually a thin piece of plastic that covers most computer screens. This piece of plastic morphs the light making colors. (don't ask how idk) that's why the screens are white, they took of the plastic with a razor and when you put down the visor, it's like the screen has the plastic.

@ishmaeldoesstuff3657 3 года назад

Danny screaming “I’m a real boy” will haunt me forever

@justSunny7 3 года назад

Same 😔

@jameswarf6456 3 года назад

*I'M A REAL **_BOYYYYY_*

@wadejonaitis426 3 года назад

@@jameswarf6456 Bro you can't just scare me like that smh.

@bangitybangbabang 3 года назад

Yeah, thanks for the nightmares fucker!

@Gossamaggs 3 года назад

Is he a better boy, is the question

@Carla-ou2yb 3 года назад

The "you're insulting a future army soldier" boy is their only customer

@isabelagaba821 3 года назад

@@ModernDaySocrates5.7 Aww 🥺😭

@user-ym7eh8pi5i 3 года назад

@@ModernDaySocrates5.7 nope he didnt

@wallybloc1415 3 года назад

@@ModernDaySocrates5.7 no he’s a SoundCloud rapper now

@TewifyingUwU 3 года назад

@@ModernDaySocrates5.7 Wanted to verify. So he did not in fact join, that tiktok we all saw was in fact a fake. The real kid is a soundcloud rapper and plans on joining the reserves

@yourfriendlyneighborhoodgo1648 3 года назад

RIP vine

@topbrick4025 Год назад

"What's that, I can't see anything!" "GOD BLESS AMERICA!" that was the funniest and also the most sudden cut I have ever seen 😂

@WKnudsen713 Год назад

Having legitimately been trained in flashlight self defense, you don’t actually need a tactical flashlight. In fact a standard flashlight is probably better because you can take it anywhere; a tactical flashlight could be considered a weapon in some places

@PatrickCc 3 года назад

nutcracker danny thats for the new nightmares!!!!

@Nathan-Croft 3 года назад

He should be in a horror movie or in any kind of movie because he's got some skills

@troy5094 3 года назад

I got fucking chills from that

@rauky 3 года назад

Yooooo Particle Cc!! Never would’ve thought to see ya here 😂

@adamobrien1889 3 года назад

Yooo what up pat cc

@NOT_NAME. 3 года назад

Yoooo

@baasiix 3 года назад

*I’m literally never gonna look at the Nutcracker the same way*

@sunnylapis6584 3 года назад

I know right? I'm going to be consistently paranoid about the poor abused nutcracker

@keirapage6442 3 года назад

omg thats what i was thinking about the whole time

@hgdrrfgrg 3 года назад

Use the tac bat if it finds a way to be seen

@3mma.. 3 года назад

IKRRR

@bludzowski 3 года назад

When did he say ‚‚I'm a real boy''

@renthewerecat 7 месяцев назад

10:43 i've never seen someone look so expressively miserable and terrified

@ROMOROMOROMOO Год назад

The skit with the nutcracker in the middle is my favorite one Danny ever made. I feel like he could really make a great horror character if he wanted.

@Gossamaggs 3 года назад

"Fits in any pocket" This product is clearly made for men.

@christinamorris5742 3 года назад

LMFAOOOOO

@1-800-CHRISSY 3 года назад

*HDTHTCEHEXRDHR PLEASE-*

@scorpiiiondude3327 3 года назад

best comment

@maddie904 3 года назад

true * sigh *

@srorrim 3 года назад

😭😭😭

@HannahBayles 3 года назад

Nutcracker Danny is the thing of nightmares

@delbrooke7655 3 года назад

@Nobody yes

@MAXIUMWAS 3 года назад

Yes Edit 1: thanks for almost 30 likes

@shrekismommy7217 3 года назад

@@mayabean237 same she’s one of my favs along with Danny and drew gooden

@veronicagroner6533 3 года назад

This might be the most ambitious crossover of all time.

@_bee7627 3 года назад

DUDE I'M SCARED OF IT😭

@maxisgorgeous4008 2 года назад

7:13 Danny found a way to make a 30 second clip scarier than most horror movies

@SoScarlettItWasMaroon 4 месяца назад

I’m imagining Danny having to ask Laura for red lipstick and explaining that he needed it to paint himself like a real-life nutcracker.

@kayawhitton4806 3 года назад

The funniest thing about the tac razor has to be the fact that if you drop a regular razor into water it’s not going to break either

@Abigail-pv1hn 2 года назад

ahhah i never thought of that but that so true wtf

@eaglest0554 2 года назад

Non electric razors: It even works underwater!

@fifty-sixty 2 года назад

but how danny does the stance-

@doublekil669 2 года назад

“are you bored of your razor that works all the time? hi. i’m nick bolton with the TAC razor”

@luginess0 2 года назад

And it even works!

@brookemurphy2580 3 года назад

Please keep the nutcracker as a recurring character, that shit was terrifying and I loved it

@crustydustypopcicle6033 2 года назад

Lol same. It was funny but scary🤣🤣🦄🐦

@bottlemanepic3781 2 года назад

Timestamp

@trashflower1971 2 года назад

@@bottlemanepic3781 7:14

@JanieBee 2 года назад

Agreeeeee

@sweatytea333 2 года назад

Same. It was f***in delightful!

@nikkifilias682 Год назад

I love how danny just ~ sticks ~ his butt out in that combat pose. He should be a mortal combat character

@CallMeBlackout_ Год назад

As a Navy Veteran, I can confirm that the US Government sent me to bootcamp just to give me gills so I can breathe air and while I’m in the water. Once I got out, they took away my tail, my gills…and now I sit in silence and listen to ocean sounds.

@doombuggy123 3 года назад

Imagine being underwater in a battle situation and thinking “I need to shave. RIGHT. NOW.”

@WhiteScorpio2 3 года назад

Imagine: you are in a combat, fighting enemy dolphins when your long gorgeous manly beard gets tangled in an enemy trap and your last thoughts are: if only I bought a TacRazor for shaving underwater.

@Cloudychaostheone 3 года назад

Can't relate. I'm not a navy guy.

@mothma_am 3 года назад

@@Cloudychaostheone the real navy guys were the friends we made along the way

@pigadmiral6642 3 года назад

Navy guys.

@oscy7909 3 года назад

@@pigadmiral6642 Navy Guys, am I right?

@memechild2025 3 года назад

I want Danny to make a full length horror movie where all the characters are played by him in different costumes. I would give my entire bank account for it.

@godsclown4419 3 года назад

Same

@buckets1623 3 года назад

yesssssssss

@thrawnnoconnection6931 3 года назад

Hmmm. Have you accumulated debt?

@moxxy3565 3 года назад

So like $40?

@leeloo87 3 года назад

That made me think of the movie split-

@screamsformemes Год назад

13:53 Missed opportunity of "Nick, do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?"

@thecrepeofdeath 2 года назад

shaver guy needs to be cast as a supervillain, holy shit. I imagine anyone's wallet could withstand that particular arrow, since it didn't seem to have a head! and thanks for the flashing lights warning :) but there's another one 8 minutes in that wasn't mentioned

@nyx1216 3 года назад

If nutcracker Danny isn’t gonna be a recurring character I will riot

@zilleaxolotl3457 3 года назад

it'll be a reccuring character in my nightmares

@superstellarhere 3 года назад

Oh my god please be a reoccuring character that Danny uses for subtle jumpscares. Like he’s walking through his house and for a split second we see Nutcranny (listen I tried ok?).

@human7605 3 года назад

Reeeee he must come baaaaaack

@rosyhvideo2587 3 года назад

DAMN GOOD ONE

@fex7175 3 года назад

@@superstellarhere I love that honesty, made the thought more wholesome lol

@wraein 3 года назад

POV: you’re anxiously waiting for that nutcracker skit everyone’s talking about in the comments

@arthurmernard5879 3 года назад

Same

@DS-ou9rq 3 года назад

omg yes

@1igtRoblox 3 года назад

LOL

@kitikat8103 3 года назад

Same

@chiborg3960 3 года назад

But... I don’t read the comments... before I watch the video. I didn’t know people did this

@superslimanoniem4712 Год назад

That visor is just a polariser, and the tv has it's polariser removed. So you can't see the image until you hold the filter in front. Iirc ltt made a video about something like this before, but inside diy glasses.

@moshroomba Год назад

The thing about the nut cracker scene is it wasn't as scary as Danny's "reaction" to it. 10/10 acting Also just like we have Danny sleep paralysis lore, we need nutcracker guy lore

@julie__j2159 3 года назад

Nick Bolton: "it fits into ANY pocket" Basically any women's jeans: Are you sure about that?

@byrnetdown6076 3 года назад

especialllly those pockets on womens jackets that are all cute and then you go to use them and you realize its just a flap of fabric for decoration to make it LOOK like you have pockets

@imemotionallystable7109 3 года назад

@@byrnetdown6076 OMFG I SWEAR

@imemotionallystable7109 3 года назад

@@llvnaa9600 ew just ew

@gracie7714 3 года назад

@@byrnetdown6076 I remember my first pair of jeans w/o pockets and I was upset 😠!! It’s blasphemous!!!🙄💥

@pickleproductions5736 3 года назад

I'm a man and God that sounds absolutely revolting.

@ChengTeoh 3 года назад

So they've got a product that works underwater and on land, now all that's missing is a product that works in ... space. ;)

@saanvikonduru 3 года назад

who are u?

@tutel8675 3 года назад

They are missing a product that actually works :p

@mooper0709 3 года назад

Don’t give them ideas

@weirdthe3rd308 3 года назад

hello verified youtuber that i do not know

@Macbethismycat 3 года назад

DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS 😣😫

@bobsock8718 Год назад

7:01 - the best

@OrigamiDogYT Год назад

7:36 that shot is terrifying

@mama_mafia9755 3 года назад

As someone who was in the military, “military tough products” means “goodluck on if it stays together for a week”

@botmaddie8320 3 года назад

@꧁Rouge Pride꧂ YESSSS i just saw a kakyoin pfp above this

@hecomes.6978 3 года назад

Watches jojo and did service? Damn what a chad

@Uncomical_117 3 года назад

Well I have to trust a fellow jojo fan

@Pc118Gamer 3 года назад

I've heard from army guys that military grade just means whatever you can get for cheap

@lugoorstar 3 года назад

@@Pc118Gamer yea normally the military doesn't buy quality products on bulk, that would mean more taxes used on them, and not the second hand security services.

@Robbity 3 года назад

Honestly, Danny’s acting is getting a lot better. Good job.

@Mantikator 3 года назад

Better than good. Great job, Danny!

@JeffreyVee 3 года назад

especially the nutcracker part lmao

@bluemars5305 3 года назад

giving me kick the pj editing vibes with that nut cracker part

@UserHasDied 3 года назад

Thanks

@honestlynuts__ 3 года назад

exactly

@RubyEmma 11 месяцев назад

I’m interested in what Laura thought when she walked into Danny’s office and saw genuinely the scariest weapon of all time

@SnowLily123 Год назад

2:20 As someone who has literally been in a Navy family for 18 years of my entire life (and I’m currently 18, dad has literally just retired), I will confirm that 99% of the time the Navy is on a ship on water and not swimming under water.

@magictoaster2996 3 года назад

“Great job Annie, now finish the job.” “But, bu-“ “Don’t hesitate Annie, you aren’t a civilian are you? Be military tough.”

@Rudolphgaylord 3 года назад

Haha, navy boys

@discoshark7767 3 года назад

Are you okay Annie? Annie are you okay? Will you tell us?? That you’re okay???

@aayuktaraut8424 3 года назад

@@discoshark7767 came here to say that 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@AOB1206 3 года назад

My names Annie 😳

@Tzgrey77 3 года назад

NO SURRENDER NO MERCY

@TheMaritimeHorror 3 года назад

As someone who is in the military I have come to learn that “military grade” actually means as cheap as possible.

@f1zz-k1d89 3 года назад

my dad was in the navy for two decades and he maintains that everything he received could be bought at a five below

@bippy201 3 года назад

Has anyone here seen Gavin?

@dawudhinton5754 3 года назад

Are you on Fort Gordon?

@caesarin0 3 года назад

@@bippy201 hoping Gavin shows up soon

@dhruvtukadiya 3 года назад

That's true, military grade is a marketing term meaning the product has the cheapest production cost possible while still being functional. So when you hear, "military grade," you should think, "bare minimum production value."

@TaliaBlackwater 2 года назад

I genuinely appreciate that Danny does all his own stunts.

@louhaslostit Год назад

7:14 please make this into a full horror/comedy video it would be perfect. Like even the editing on this part is amazing.

@averieherring4147 3 года назад

Nick: this razor is so small it can fit in any pocket! Women’s pockets: rules are made to be broken

@hepthegreat4005 3 года назад

Women: you guys get pockets?

@yukikanegawa7470 3 года назад

Well it is meant for military tough manly men.

@ana7icia 3 года назад

@@yukikanegawa7470 oh ofc the macho menly menny men and the navy guys

@caoimhedoesstuff9293 3 года назад

@@zaclumley7553 you do know that most women shave right? Legs, upper lip, arms etc

@deereye87 3 года назад

@@zaclumley7553 wut

@merope8014 3 года назад

Ngl Danny’s acting gets better everyday. That nutcracker skit was terrifying.

@cddn5037 3 года назад

YES!!! I WAS TOTALLY THINKING ABT HOW WELL IT WAS SHOT!!

@me-shhekmati1988 3 года назад

Ikr that was my fav part of the video 😂✨

@kd4n347 3 года назад

I just saw that part and I gotta agree

@b2superbattledroid977 3 года назад

THE WHAT Oh

@emmacarlson7191 3 года назад

um it was real smh🙄

@HopeIsADrug11037 Год назад

bro that "I'M A REAAAL BOOOOOOOY" was perfect voice acting goddamn 😭

@calowenby1654 5 месяцев назад

Currently watching this video to fall asleep, but to quote Danny, “I knew what was coming and it still scared me.”

@llamaalana9548 3 года назад

Danny: “GoD bLeSs AmErIcA” Laura: “wtf is he doing in there?”

@GeorgiaOverdrive 3 года назад

It’s a pewds "soyboy" moment

@alynsak 3 года назад

She probably was thinking that more so when he was screaming about being a real boy. Lol

@jameswarf6456 3 года назад

Danny: *_"I'M A REAL BOYYY!!"_*

@drunkenhobo8020 3 года назад

"Danny, have you seen my make-up bag?" "No... but don't come in here."

@UncannyXander 3 года назад

@@GeorgiaOverdrive gross

@username-mk4qv 3 года назад

Nutcracker Danny can’t hurt you, he doesn’t exist. Nutcracker Danny: I’M A REAL BOOOOOOOY!

@rosyhvideo2587 3 года назад

*continues to stare directly into your soul*

@keylaliendo2111 3 года назад

That was scary

@ccb36 3 года назад

I was genuinely afraid for a moment

@catherine7144 3 года назад

It actually scared me. 😩

@catherine7144 3 года назад

“You can see me” “What?” “You.. you can see me..” “Who are you..?” “Finally.” “FINALLY!” “IM A REAL BOY!!”

@sofie3508 Год назад

The part where Danny imitated how he was standing before attacking the two men with the flashlight. I lost it lmao. That stance is so sus I love it

@DemonCat-to8ut 4 месяца назад

Drew golden once said that ‘a life hack is just two things taped together.” By that logic, the tack-light is a life hack.

@Alienlean1 2 года назад

navy guys love just breathing the water,loving the water, swimming in it

@Elsa-wq5ug 2 года назад

Aeeeeeeee

@Whistlingrover7 2 года назад

But in their lives, they stay far away from it :(

@SpagettiSpeltWrong 2 года назад

Don't forget tasting it

@sineadwest 2 года назад

*living in it*

@im-not-short-im-avarage 2 года назад

Feeling the water

@OneTopic 3 года назад

Tactical Dantical can explain to me TV TicTac NicNacks all day. 💜

@fish6102 3 года назад

Hi OT i hope your day is good

@cypoopie 3 года назад

Are you a tac product?

@mirillis6083 3 года назад

Woah so early-

@xyukix31 3 года назад

Omg I'm a fan

@silas-arlo 3 года назад

I- hUh?!

@logan_page 2 года назад

That TacVisor thing does actually work. It’s a polarizing film. That screen they were using had it’s removed so that when it was put back into place the image showed up again. That being said it’s absolutely useless outside of that specific scenario.

@megancaputo 3 года назад

everyone’s talking about the nutcracker skit and danny’s acting, but no ones talking about those BARS of god bless america

@vesmirnaeliss 3 года назад

because it was a goood oneee!!! :D

@neonskyline2206 3 года назад

Lol

@hney_flower28 3 года назад

Fish are pretty

@moongirlmimi 3 года назад

Lol right beautiful ass voice

@nisarojas2869 3 года назад

That’s X Factor worthy

@poseidon1680 3 года назад

I love how these commercials always talk about things being “Military Grade” when in reality that means whatever is the cheapest available thing

@alexparmley529 3 года назад

Well yeah that's military grade. Cheap as hell and wont work

@poseidon1680 3 года назад

@@alexparmley529 I wouldn’t go as far as to say won’t work, recently they’ve actually gotten off their asses and bought decent gear. Just remember though that during WW2 the standard British SMG cost £11 per unit. They actually worked well surprisingly unlike the M16 in Vietnam which was prone to just not firing

@2cute2poot76 3 года назад

@@poseidon1680 i knew they never gave the military very quality items and supplies but skimping on the actual fucking guns? Literally die for America to save $10

@HeyItsHades 3 года назад

@@2cute2poot76 $10 per gun when there are thousands and thousands of guns is actually a lot of money. For the military to afford high quality gear would require A) budget increase B) cutting the DOD budget in another area. Either way some part of the political spectrum in government is going to be pissed. Oh, not to mention the back room closed door deals these companies do with the government which included extra benefits for the person who gets to make the deal. No matter where you stand on the issue if your company makes most of it's money off war you're a pretty shit company.

@VaughnOfficalMusic 3 года назад

@@2cute2poot76 unless of course your in the Air Force they treat Air Force recruits nice

@valkyrie9646 2 года назад

Lol! Danny's poor wife and neighbors. Danny: "I'M A REEEEAAAAL BOOOY!!!" Laura: Oh, don't mind Danny. He's just sitting alone in his room talking to himself and recording himself answering himself. Want to come over for dinner? Neighbors: No. God, no. We'll be moving soon. We have to pack. Right now!

@codiac555 2 года назад

I love how Danny’s fighting stance is just caving in his spine

@lexid6943 3 года назад

As a hamster owner, she can 100% withstand any demon in existence. She's sweet until she doesnt like what you've done and then she is feral.

@leohdj3198 3 года назад

Ah yeah she becomes feral ? What if she became military grade hamstactical ?

@aarishowton8037 3 года назад

I haven’t watched the video yet, I’m 36 seconds in and he’s still talking about the tact-light, and I love how absolutely nonsense this comment is

@jenaurr 3 года назад

okay but can she handle firey bow and arrows being thrown at her? 🤔

@lexid6943 3 года назад

@@jenaurr She is the one throwing the fiery bow and arrows

@lexid6943 3 года назад

@@leohdj3198 We havent tested that setting yet.

@risris3778 3 года назад

Laura: honey I’m home Nutcracker Danny: IM A REAL BOY Laura: is that my lipstick

@LASVEGASRAIDERS21 3 года назад

Danny: "I think it's pretty obvious that it is"

@athenaszsz 3 года назад

okay but your pfp is everything

@thewholecircus 3 года назад

No it's Danny's lipstick, do you not know this

@BadgerOfTheSea Год назад

Out of all the forces that don't need a rugged, tactical shaver, its the Navy. They have modern bathrooms onboard ships. It even shows one in the clip they used

@Impracticalminors 2 года назад

When Danny swears it's so funny he uses so much emotion

@TheJunky228 3 года назад

Danny: That nutcracker skit was absolutely terrifying. Thank you.

@marennielsen7211 3 года назад

agree, 10000/10

@sunside7 3 года назад

I might be scarred for life. Not complaining though.

@WhenWhyWhatWhere 3 года назад

100% agree I'm horrified

@caroline-pornstarsgomyprof1176 3 года назад

You are my knight in shining armor.

@manboy4720 3 года назад

open your eyes and see the hidden world.

@mintefox 3 года назад

*wheeze* My brother was in the navy and I can confirm he is a mermaid: he has a *stiff mass* for feet

@ilovejessepinkman99 3 года назад

*da dun dun da dahhhh*

@AbsoluteRatBastard 2 года назад

Is "Stiff mass" also a sound effect?

@rebix6848 2 года назад

@@AbsoluteRatBastard Wah-what? Why... ok nvm.

@bigchungusstarscream7319 2 года назад

@@AbsoluteRatBastard "Stiff mass" Danny actually said in the mermaid movie review that it sounds like you're talking about a boner.

@_dizzyp0p_ 2 года назад

@@bigchungusstarscream7319 I-

@AndrewAmbrose 11 месяцев назад

GREAT JOB, DANNY!

@alexincolors7516 2 года назад

HAHA! The scene with the nutcracker is so good! I love it! I guess that shield or however it's name was is like when you took some psychedelics but without taking them actually, just seeing stuff