Or you'll just turn around and leave as soon as you see the fucking nutcracker gang, and then you'll be so severely traumatized you'll *wish* you were dead. Being haunted by nightmares of nutcrackers is undoubtedly a fate worse than death.
Danny is such an odd concept of existence. Driving a Tesla in a possum shirt and an empty basement with the banished nutcrackers. What a character that makes the world such a better place.
Danny holding the nutcracker with one hand and beating the shit out of it with the other hand while wearing a possum shirt is the most Danny thing ever
I can’t fully comprehend that this is actually a grown man who is married, has a house, and a Tesla. in my brain he’s like broke and 21 and working on a bachelors in media arts or something
@@celestialnichole I'm broke and 20 and was last year working an Associates in digital media arts but then tbh I gave up and decided to go to beauty school to become a makeup artist in which the program is only 8 months
I never realized how ingrained not eating silica gel packs was into my brain until my whole body had a visceral reaction to danny putting one in his mouth briefly
The reason the self-defense mode didn't work was because the room was too bright. It's intended for low light environments, because of the constant, rapid shift between light and dark being difficult for the eyes to keep up with.
Fun fact, they rate tactical flashlights with nautical miles so first responders at sea know whether or not they'll be able to do a search in open water with it.
wait so if Danny’s nutcracker in his office is a real boy- does that mean the 4 other nutcrackers in his basement are also real boys? Danny are you holding kids hostage? Is this the wacky and silly stuff you’re talking about?
i don't remember the tac wallet video at all, but i guarantee that one of the selling points was that it's made with "military grade Kevlar," which knives go straight through
Regarding the point at 11:12, you can get prescription sunglasses. As someone who has worn glasses just about all their life, I've gotten a pair of regular lens glasses and sunglasses whenever I've got a new prescription. So while it's a good reason, it's also kinda avoidable.
except theyre pricey. my insurance covers my regular glasses for free, but the sunglasses I would have to pay for out of pocket. The visor is probably cheaper.
I just discovered the "La Croix" drink in this video (I live in France) and I find it so funny because they sell it like it's french (it's not at all) and the funniest thing is that we have a brand called "La Croix" in France but ... it's bleach x)
@@gr33ngirlsea It's a Wisconsin brand, it has nothing to do with any variety of Creole. We pronounce La Croix differently than French speakers because we're not speaking French...
@Aforementioned You're right! Idk where I read it was Creole. Everything I just found said it was named after the St.Croix river, which is pronounced as an American pronunciation of the word Croix, the French word for cross.
Most youtubers hit a million subscribers and immediately move to LA. I know you were there for a bit, but I'm SO glad you came back. As someone from Ohio it's nice to see one of my favorite RU-vidrs having to deal with the cold and snow from this area of the country. I just feel so SEEN! lol
Danny. I am fascinated by your shirts, why? They are very strange… BUT I would like to see more so please show us your collection and what they are I think the one you are wearing is a possum???? But I’m not to sure myself so in a future video if you could show your collection that would be much appreciated Thank you for your time Danneile.
It's a good thing the tac-wallet is bow and arrow resistant. I can't tell you all the times I keep getting ambushed by random archers who shoot arrows at my wallet.
I like how he says "if you remember"(when talking about him using it in the main video) as if he thinks we're simply all going to forget that traumatic psychological horror skit he made of the soldier boy
Wow! 783 likes! Thanks! And I didn't even have to switch accounts and like my own comment this time! Edit: I feel like I'm changing the number every 5 minutes.
Idk why I never processed that the camera can't just follow him around floating by itself when he's walking around his place but it really surprised me when the camera person spoke lmao
@@mrbones8115 I think it was in the tiktok viral song video where he says something about a camera man, not Drew (sorry for my english, I'm from Chile)
To be fair, when I was sensitive to strobe lights (I'm epileptic) that "self defense mode" would cause my legs to stop working. So I mean it could be useful.
It’s so uncomfortable to see Danny doing adult things like driving, because it’s near impossible to view him as anything other than a 13 year old little boy.
NOOOO I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T REALIZE THIS WAS HIS SECOND CHANNEL, WHERE HE LIKES TO GET A LITTLE GOOFY, WACKY, SILLY, AND DOWNRIGHT RANDOM. NO PLEASE IM TURNING INTO A STUPID LITTLE WORM PLEASE DANNY HELP ME HE-
We long await the day the nutcrackers will awaken from their deep slumber to rise up and conquer the world, led by Danny. Then the entire earth will know, we will all be, truly Greg.
"As you know, carbonated water is much more VIOLENT than regular water." That sentence just intrinsically made sense to me until after 1 second where I internalized it and realized I do not know HOW this makes sense.
@@cashnelson2306 but then again, there aren't really any car companies that _aren't_ bullshit, so you might as well just get something you like (that's within your price range)
I think it shows his duality as a married adult man who also kinda looks like a preteen. He either dresses like a middle aged man or like a 12 yr old. It fits.
"No it didn't" well, that's likely because self defence mode is intended for use in the darkness of a home at night. Given the pattern, their pupils would be rapidly dialating, and they would be unable to see. That's when you give them a good thwacking
@@alastorlapid2365 Please don't acknowledge this person, they do this on every video I've seen and it's just attention seeking or forcing their views on people, or both.
My dad uses glasses that r pretty much like the visor (different brand tho) for driving and it really does help a lot because of the polarization. Makes light a lot less bright and shit. If you wear them while fishing theres no longer a huge reflection on the water so you can actually see into it pretty well.
