Completely Pointless Life Hacks 

Life hack: change the time in your phone so you can sleep longer

Step 1: *make* *a* *fucking* *mess*

when i was in high school i memorized my own system of hieroglyphs which i would write on my arm to cheat, instead of just studying

The fact that Drew spent 2 minutes on an intro for a fairly simply joke to stretch the video to 10 minutes is a proper life hack

My friend was murdered because he didn’t know how long the toaster was

Life hack: Don’t die so you can live more

"That's just whiteout" Actually, unfortunately, it's toothpaste, Drew

Started watching this video before bed last night and dreamed that I was back in gradeschool getting bullied by girls who all had the orange-with-a-bottle-cap from the first lifehack. You'll be hearing from my lawyer Drew.

*Do you smell that?* *I think it's a life hack...*

The condom on the phone is for virus protection

I always prefer orange juice that has bits of hot glue in it

In some of his videos drew sounds like a kid who’s parents aren’t home so he’s going to say every curse word in the five minutes they’re gone

"We're not even married!!" Oh we love watching older videos and being confused

I like how in the beginning when he was yelling at his wife you can tell he doesn't want to yell at her and his voice is still pretty low, that was cute

There was legitimate anger in Drew's voice in some of these clips.

Not sure if you’ll ever read this drew but after watching your video on acting and how you sometimes struggle with reaction shots and how impressed you are with those that nail them- I have to say I love your little eyebrow raise during your phone-extension life hack. That was so cash

Life hack: Dont pay taxes, so you have more money

I love how Drew can act like a total idiot and then be completely intelligent-sounding and respectable in the span of a few minutes

I actually do math in pen, thank you very much. It is more fun to just draw lines through all of your fuckups than it is to pretend they never existed.

im so sad ive watched literally almost ALL but like two videos of yours, ive rewatched some of them countless times. one of the few youtubers i actually really enjoy who arent driven by success and are just ‘normal’ people like we are (if yk what i mean). even though ive seen them all i still watch your videos every single day, you make life bearable. thanks guy

The condom phone is so you don't get hearing aids

I hate not knowing how long my toaster is.

Just realized that Drew is 5 minute crafts because he's the only youtuber on youtube *5 minute crafts Drew CEO confirmed???*

"Drew, I don't like your videos, and you seem like you smell bad"..... Gosh this oakie makes me laugh! love these videos.

“How to divorce before getting married”

Drew’s proximity to the toilet at the start makes me uncomfortable

It's Drew's ability to consistently surprise me that makes him one of my favourite humans of all time. You think you know where something is going and he comes up with something utterly ridiculous that shouldn't be funny and yet through the magic of Drew I find myself always amused and frustrated. That last one has nothing to do with Drew. My bedroom issues are my own. If I'd only said amused it wouldn't be accurate and if there's anything you know about me, there should be nothing, it's my dedication to accuracy. Now you know something which I'll need you to forget because reasons. I knew you'd understand.

Hearing "Hey guys" is devastating.

Most these life hacks require hot glue for some reason. Its gonna be hard to feel like I "hacked life" when I have to stop by the craft store once a month

Drew was too busy making fun of the math life hack that he didn’t even notice that the WiteOut was actually toothpaste.

Oh my gosh 5 years later and I’m freaking cracking up

At about 0:05 I was lowkey expecting to hear “this game blows”

Some condoms have lube. So have fun cleaning your lubed up phone.

my boyfriend and I yell "BABE WHERE ARE MY LIFE HACKS?" at each other almost daily our mutual love for for Drew was one of the first things we realized we had in common

My lord, 5 years, I'm going back through old videos to enjoy them all over again. What I did love is the small little noise of stifling laughter at 0:50

Watching old drew golden videos is giving me the serotonin I’ve been lacking

FINALLY! I was so tired of my phone getting people pregnant!!

the thing you told me to type

How does someone get a sense of humor like this? Sign me up!

"nobody does math in pen" Me, who hates the sound of pencil on paper: [sweats nervously]

Comedy in different forms; Boomers: “I hate my wife” Drew: “my not wife hates me”

Just buy orange juice? We're not all made of that vine money

I taped a ruler to my toaster so I would know how long until my toast was done.

Omfg this was so good, we need a return to this comedic cadence and style. My fav video of his so far

I was crying and i watched this and im no longer crying.

"I taped the tape measure to the toaster so we'd always know how long the toaster is" I'm dead

6:53 “step one… make a fuckin mess” this never fails to make me laugh 😂

Not hearing Danny say “Guy” burned down my house and killed my family before putting me into cardiac arrest by pushing me down a flight of stairs to the apartment building i built when i was two and a half years of age

honestly the lollipop one would be such a power move to do in public

I just wanted to give a huge thank you to Drew for clearing up how to dispense toothpaste. For years I've been cutting off the bottom left corner, and attaching a spray bottle nozzle to it. Very difficult to manage, so thank you, Drew

The one with the coke bottle is actually pretty good. The water is hot, it's for warming up your feet. I'll definitely be trying this out.

“All that from one orange?” That orange stuff is just a simpsons bit

"No matter how hard your life gets, YOU CAN ALWAYS FIND A WAY TO MAKE IT HARDER. "

"Do you want one spoonful of orange juice and have fourteen minutes to kill?" Why yes thanks for asking my good sire. I happen to be in this magical thing called "quarantine" which causes insanity and compulsive boredom.

The sarcasm is literally impressive

the 2 and a half minute skit at the beginning was absolutely worth it

Life hack: Addicted to the internet? Gouge out your eyes!

He was actually on a phone call

i always watch this video till the end no matter how many times but i just don’t want you to know

The root beer can scared me!! I was worried you were gonna get cut!!

Drew, I don't like your smell, and you seem like you make videos

Drew, I love your videos and you seem like you smell really nice

Drew I love your videos and I bet you smell amazing!! ❤

realizing now that these have the same vibe as the newer "trying stuff" videos that he can do now that he has a real budget to play with - good on ya drew, you're a real one

*mom walks into room *she sniffs Mom:what’s that smell Me: I’m watching drew gooden

“no matter how hard your life is, you can always make it harder” wow, inspirational

Drew and danny never gets old just look at them

I've never seen anything better than this😭💙

Short on cash? Here's an easy fix! Take a dollar Cut it in half You now have 2 dollar

*ObViOUsly* the phone/condom life hack was to make sure your phone doesn't accidentally impregnate your computer, duh! God, Drew, catch up.

2:25 is where he starts going completely off the rails and I inexplicably lost my shit laughing

That bottle one was if your legs are cold when gaming, fill a bottle with hot water and keep your feet on it

*Why do we have so many tape measurers?*

Gf:we're not even married Me: confused Realises this was made in 2017 Okay

can't believe im this late but this is my new favorite video

I love how sarcastic he is 😂😂. Drew is saying everything that I would like to say about all the stupid life hacks I see online.

“Why do we have so many tape measurers?”

The "oh my little feet" will haunt my dreams for eternity

"Yeahhhh now I can roll dat shittt...." hahaha!!! Love you Drew you make my days better :) 🖤🖤🖤

Best life hack intro evaaaaarrrr.. dude is hilarious

Drew, your videos are decent and you seem like you'd smell alright.

Finally a solutions to the phone pregnancy epidemic

This is possibly one of the funniest videos I’ve watch, R.I.P Drew Puddin

When is Amanda coming back from the Afghanistan war? She needs her channel back.

The only possible reason I could think for putting a condom on a phone is waterproofing but they didn't show that

Life hack: trying to play runescape but your keyboard is too cold for you little fingies? Just put your computer in the microwave, so it will get warm.

"why do we have so many tape measures??" -story of my dad's life

This might be Drew’s funniest video

I heard drew say “guys” for the first time and was very shocked

“we’re not even married!!!” wow how the times have changed

Great video drew

I don't know the last time I laughed that hard. That intro...

Drew, I don't like life hacks and they seem like they smell bad. Your videos on the other hand are really entertaining, and I'm so glad you've continued over here on RU-vid after the fall of vine.

You remind me of a non-controversial Idubbbz.

I like how 1/3 of the whole video is the opening sketch.

"Step 1: Make a f***ing mess!!" 🤣

What really bothers me is just how absurdly hazardous these all looked, like cutting aluminum with an exacto knife and bringing an exposed screw inches from your mouth? That's insane.

The measuring tape on the toaster killed me

I love your videos so much and this made me laugh so much🤣🤣🤣