Confused Straight Noises | r/LGBallT 

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“Asexuals want shiny things, world domination, and cake” Considering we basically worship dragons already, would it be a stretch to think of us like kobolds?

I don't see why you have trouble with the 'transparent' joke - it's perfectly clear.

"A cake? Oh, something asexual is about to happen." I feel seen, and I feel heard!!

"A cake. Something asexual's going to happen." Never heard something more accurate in my life. 😂 And yes, we do want shiney things, lots of cake, and world domination! Also, the gaydar noise was adorable.

As per the rule of dad jokes, the meaning of the joke changes on what would achieve maximum funniness. so a dad being 'trans-parent' could be a trans parent, or a parent of a trans kid, depending on what is needed to make the joke land

Hi! Etymology nerd here! The reason aromantic and aromatic are pronounced the way they are is because of their roots Aromantic is the prefix A- and then “romantic” so it’s a-romantic; a lack of romance Whereas “Aromatic” comes from “Aroma,” which is an entirely different root. Aroma means smell, so “Aromatic” is something that smells nice- something that produces an aroma

A friend once made the joke: I have a photogenic memory. I may not remember everything but I know I looked good.

Well, as the parent of a trans child who is myself trans I am happy to be able to clear this up. I am a transparent trans-parent, thank you for coming to my ted talk :)

Also, as an ace, the ace ball being the most chaotic ball is perfect representation

The LGBallT Subreddit is such a delightfully weird but cute domain lol

6:05 that is the best line I have ever heard in a RU-vid video. "Something asexual is about to happen".

7:57 i remember the first time i (as a trans man myself) used the mens bathroom at a public library, and i was comfortable doing so since i was with friends and the library was very vacant bc we lived in a rural area. and i came out after using the restroom and this guy stopped and looked at me, probably saw all the pride pins i was wearing (including one that said "i'm TRANS") and just gave me a thumbs up and walked out. idk who he is but he is the kind of ally i wish everyone else could have 😭

These comics are a really good way to bring spotlight to sexualities and genders that aren't talked about, and they're entertaining What more do you need in life?

Here's a wholesome story about my dad and I. I'm a trans man, and I have a sister too. We're going on holiday soon, and we decided to wear matching clothes with someone else in the family. My sister and my mum are both getting French braids and matching shirts whilst my dad and I are wearing our Queen (the band) shirts. He insisted that us two match because we're both guys :,)

"It's either both or neither, so you may as well take both." -Jammidodger fulfilling bi stereotypes

Thank you for the brief "Pansexuals aren't biphobic or transphobic" validation Jamie. It made my morning. :)

I just love how chaotic aces are in these! We just aren't bothered with any sexual nonsense and are utilising the time that would be spent with that for doing actuall nonsense.

once i had a appointment with a doctor who wasn't my regular one, and she was absolutely infuriating the whole time. at the and she asked me to "voluntarily" participate in a research, and asked me if i was het, gay or bi. i said no, I'm asexual, and explained it, and she looked at me like she was super annoyed, like "just say an option i have a checkbox for", so absurdly rude

Jamie's blush at the 7:10 mark is delightful

7:14 Oh, it's _totally_ supposed to be you, Jamie.

6:22 This will never *not* annoy me when I get the "misspell" squiggle! No, I'm not talking about being _aromatic,_ and it's long past time these various online dictionaries learned the damn word *aromaNtic* exists! Also, I love every one of the ace cartoons here. I think it was your videos from this sub that inspired me to print some door signs at work with ace, aro, and agender flag color themes in them. 💜

As an aroace-spec person who is frequently complimented for their smell and has always really liked shiny things, world domination, garlic bread, boxed juice and cake, I can confirm that, sometimes, stereotypes can be pretty accurate 😂

5:34 I thought the dad was gonna say 'i have no son'

4:45 I want to see these two balls being best friends and also maybe being each other's wing person.

Me, a transgender pansexual person. People online: "Pansexuality is transphobic." 😑

I don't know if Jamie planned to upload this on father's day cause of the couple of dad jokes from the supportive dads, but yeah! Always enjoy these, and happy father's day to all the good dads and anyone who has good dads!

8:39 *confused straight noises, confused straight noises, these are the noises of the straights being confused*

9:23 this just reminds me how my cousin wanted to name me “juice box” when I was a baby, they were 3 and liked juice so yea

Always remember to change the gender fluid in your car every 20000 miles. It's an often neglected fluid.

These comics are all so cute. This is coming from a bisexual and I’m okay with the bisexual erasure in LGBallT 😂😂 I love your channel Jamie!

One thing I really love about LGBallT is that because they're all balls, they don't have humanoid bodies. So anyone can look at them and feel comfortable relating to the identities based on the flag colors. Obviously sometimes a few traditional gender signifiers come in handy for storytelling purposes (i.e. using a hair bow for trans ladies), but overall someone reading doesn't have to think about their body shape, size, level of "passing," clothing/fashion choices, etc and just be the ball! I dunno, I just find it pleasant. Also Jamie, that Jimmy Dooder comic was definitely a tribute to you! I see tons of folks in the comments of your videos who have been helped by your wonderful insight and experience. I hope you keep doing the fantastic work you're doing!

"So asexuals want world domination, shiny things and lots of cake." As an asexual, can confirm. Love me some shiny things and cake (no comment on the first part! lol)

6:00 As a disabled enby I feel like the one thing I have got going for me is the toilet situation, because the accessible toilets are always gender neutral.

There are only two types of asexuals: - shiny things-cake-asexuals and - garlic bread-world domination-asexuals

3:10 And some *aromantic* coffee beans!

I'm closeted and Jammidodger's videos have been my only way to feel like I actually belong in the LGBTQ+ community... Thank you Jamie for being a ray of sunshine :D

Man I went from being straight to bi to pan then back to straight and then finally realised I'm Ace

I texted my best friend to tell her I was aromantic and she told me to just put on deodorant...

4:53 i really needed that. ive been struggling to find the right label for a really long time, and it's been really frustrating. so thanks for making me feel less bad about it

I love the chaotic ace representation XD These comics are so cute :3

My grade 8 class visited Toronto and I had 3 litres of water in less than 10 hours so one of the teachers brought me to one of the restaurants nearby. They only had a men's washroom and a women's washroom. I had somewhat of a panic attack and the teacher was nice enough to take me to a different restaurant so I could use the gender-neutral washroom they had there.

I love the joke of we ACEs can take over states and countries is still around. Plus yes for cake!

5:45 “I have no son.”

7:30 right at this moment something started loudly beeping outside

as an aroace person, yes we do want garlic bread, cake, shiny things, and not world domination bc we’re good children right everyone? *winks* also i have never heard of the juice boxes thing either…

7:49 this is so funny to me because the first character I have ever clocked as asexual is James from Pokemon, who is well known for... many things and lesser known for collecting bottle caps I like how we somehow came to the universal belief that asexuals are this strange cross between crows and dragons. dunno where it came from but I like it.

Hi Jamie! You're adorable and delightful as always! "Aromantic" and "aromatic" are pronounced differently because the root word of one is "aroma" and the root word of the other is "romance". The "a" at the beginning of "aromantic" is a negating a. A prefix. The"a" at the beginning of aromatic is part of the main word. Cheers from a friendly elder enbybi!

Instant dad energy at 5:25 (and to be fair Jamie loves a dad joke!)

"something asexual is gonna happen" - my friends whenever i enter a room

I am trans and i came out to my friend a few days ago! I was really scared but she she reacted pretty good. Without your videos i would probably not come out yet..

I love how inclusive LGBallT memes are. It's rare to see asexuals and aromantics in meme videos, but these memes even included them multiple times as well as including other less represented identities. It made me very happy :)

Jamie is serving adorable dad vibes with this outfit, which is very fitting as it *is* Father's Day 😂🥰

The title of this one makes me think of having a little pet straight person in a see-through box on a table like a gerbil and confusing them with pride merch.

You are one of the only youtubers I see showing genderfluid memes, thank you.

I love how almost every time is Ace’s are mentioned it’s like, one of these things are not like the others. Like always something chaotic. It’s adorable!

I made a pity laugh at 2:38 when at first I thought intersex was skipped over. That was an awkward ordering.

My school has 2 gender neutral toilets since recently and that still makes me happy and i use only these. It gives me euphoria ^^

Ok, that Egg Cracking One was actually quite genius. A very clever concept. Also, ‘Strawberry Shortcake’ (Cartoon Programme) is Sapphic Canon. Orange Blossom and Strawberry Blossom combined make the Sapphic Flag.

5:13 is how it went for me except i texted her and she said we’ll talk at home I got so much anxiety I thought she would yell and hate me but she didn’t she picked me up from school I started crying like” I’m sorry I didn’t tell you earlier. you have the right to be disappointed and hate me forever” we got home she looked at me and said “ don’t cry it’s okay I will love you no matter what, alright I’m not disappointed and I will never hate you. I will always love you, Okay!?!”

“Something Asexual’s going to happen” is my new favorite phrase, thank you

as a pansexual trans person, how tf is pansexual bi/transphobic lmao. I just feel more comfortable with pansexual than bisexual given literally everybody no matter identity can be hot

4:19 Bisexual here, can confirm that being bisexual is not in fact transphobic (last partner was a trans girl, I’m now interested in a transmasc nb)

6:00 “There’s not enough gender neutral toilets” Hi! Nonbinary cryptid here, I completely agree with this statement, but it just reminded me of something kinda wholesome! So last week, I was in Washington DC, and I think every place I went to had either a) gender neutral bathrooms, or b) the bathrooms were single use so anyone could use them. One place I went to get breakfast (called Founding Farmers, 10/10 recommend) has bathrooms labeled “Men, Women, and the rest of us” and I love it The college I do band courses at also has specific bathrooms FOR NONBINARY PEOPLE!!! Enough people filled out forms that the college realized they should add more bathrooms for gender non conforming people, and midway through second semester they added bathrooms specifically for gender neutral people! It was such a small thing but AH it was amazing!! On a different note, while I’m thinking of little happy things, I was emailing one of my teachers, and I always sign off my emails with “*name* (They/Them/Theirs)” and my Chemistry 1) immediately started using my pronouns, and 2) STARTED ENDING HIS EMAILS WITH He/Him/His TO HELP WITH THE NORMALIZATION OF PRONOUNS They’re small things but AH they make me so happy

On the gender neutral toilets: I’ve realized that there’s not enough of them AND they aren’t easily accessible or known of when there is one. My friend is openly trans and told all the teachers so he knew there was a bathroom (at the other end of the school) but my other trans friend didn’t know about it and since I’m genderfluid I just use the women’s bathroom instead of doing all that just to go to the bathroom! In short lol there should rly be more of them and be more accessible ones!!

6:40, just in case you were still wondering, the pronunciation is different because aromantic comes from being non-romantic (a-romantic), whereas aromatic comes from aroma.

Just a reminder Trans fems, you look pretty and I hope you have a good day Trans mascs, you look handsome and I hope you have a good day People outside the binary, you look positively perplexing and I hope you have a good day Xenogender people and non dysphoric trans people, your gender is valid and I hope you have a good day Allys, I can’t tell you how much the little things mean and I hope you have a good day (If this made your day please let me know it means a lot)

“A cake. Oh… something asexual is gonna happen” you know us too well Jamie

3:50 HOLY SHIT IM IN A JAMIE DODGERS VIDEO

Genuinely curious: I identify as pan and I never got why pansexuality is considered biphobic and transphobic. I’m attracted to people regardless of sex or gender. I’m a person who likes people. And no, I’m not attracted to everyone like some people think. I have a type, but it’s mainly their personality that can make or break attraction to me.

8:31 I've had this exact scenario happen to me. Thankfully, I was in a position that I then could follow their "confused straight noises" with explaining about other sexualities.

8:50 - *confused straight noises* *these are the noises of confused straights*

There’s one restaurant I love because of its general accepting vibe, but I only recently noticed the toilets are “staff” and “whatever the fuck you feel like today”

I was having a rough morning, but after watching this I'm feeling better. I like the LGBallT series

9:12 I think they're two boats sailing the TransparenSea together! ❤️

8:11 okay so im nonbinary afab and I had to go to the bathroom at twitchcon but there was a very long line at the women's bathroom so even tho I still look like a girl I decided I would just go to the men's bathroom but 2 people from security came up to me to tell me that I was "on the wrong side" so I just pointed at the pronouns on my badge and said "I'm not a girl" and I was also lucky enough that a friend I met at twitchcon just got there and just went "oh yea he's a guy" and idgsisvs I'm so proud of myself for not letting them tell me I'm a girl :D just thought I'd share that story! It does get better y'all, you just have to find the right people

bisexual here. we must stop bi erasure. CHANGE IT TO LuiGBTQ: MARIO EDITION GUYS PLEASEEEE

These comics are so cute, I’m exited to watch another video of you reacting to them!

Quote of the Day: “The weirdest stuff makes me emotional.”

"Ace wants world domination, shiny things, and lots of cake." Are aces crows in disguise?

I went out for Greek food in Richmond, VA a little over a month ago and on the door to the bathroom, it had both the male and female symbols, a half and half symbol, (pants on one side, skirt on the other) and a picture of an alien. What it said underneath was “Whatever. Just please wash your hands.” I think every bathroom should have that sign.

5:54 literally me. I can pass male at first glance, but if you look a moment you notice I'm afab. So, I go in a women's bathroom, women look at me like "???", I go in a men's bathroom men are like "...!!!" It's awkward either way.

I'm still learning about all this, and don't know all the flags. Without you to explain it, I'd be totally lost in this comic.

Ok but the aromatic/aromantic joke was so cute and halarious since I had to do that correction with my mom lmao. I told her I am aromantic for like the third time around and she was like "aromatic?? You smell good?? Lol" she's supportive just super forgetful lmao

9:48 WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THAT JAMIE SAW MY COMIC!? That’s so cool!

If a genie ever gives you wishes, do not ask for raspberry crowns. Although they are a type of splendid pastry, they are also a type of deadly wasp- the genie will most likely trick you. Ask for raspberry deserts instead.

I was literally watching the other LGBallT videos earlier today and hoping Jamie would post another one. huh. I HAVE SUPERPOWERS

I absolutely loved your tiny correction, that we don’t have to "figure it out." Your ability to reflect and correct in the moment is a beautiful trait ❤️

2:19 In case anybody isn’t interested in June’s Journey or have already seen this video and don’t want to see the ad again

ANOTHER ONE!!!! I love this subreddit sm it’s so cute.

The "hi, trans, I'm dad" one got me so emotional *^* Everyone deserves to live in a healthy environment and to be supported for who they are... I don't have supportive parents, but I always find comfort seeing this kind of comics and stuff, 'cause I know the reason why they exist is because there are people out there who are nice and supportive... It gives me hope

3:42 The last panel is totally me whenever someone dead names or useds the wrong pronouns for one of my friends

I'm in no way shape or form telling that poly, omni or pan people are biphobic, as a bisexual person. But unfortunately many pan, poly and omni people keep redifining my bisexuality and keep on telling me I'm transphobic by identifying as bi and not pan, and it's really annoying. Please people, let's not add to more lgbt+ erasure within our community than there already is!

2:49 - I remember trump supporter claiming that giving gay couples same rights as straight couples, isn't fair... Because: "regular couples had to fight so hard"

Speaking of toilets. I once held a cosplay convention with another person and the building we had (they offered it to us for the day/evening free of charge, amazing People 💙) only had the classic men/women bathrooms. So we decided to have a "Sitting bathroom" for what used to be the womens and a "Standing bathroom" for the mens cuz of the urinals. Printed signs and put them up. Alot of people loved it and it made me tear up as I saw my enby/trans friends so happy not having to choose a gender and just choose if they wish to stand or sit down to pee! One small thing that made such a difference to People 💙

Your "Confused Straight Noises" made me laugh out loud 😂😂😂 I need more LGBallT videos, I learn so much from these

"Hi trans, I'm Dad." That... that is enough to make an entire day ;-;

I had to google "dorito body" to figure out why the heck anyone would request that, because my thought process was: "OK, I would clearly have made the same mistake as that genie. So what did he ACTUALLY want? Is it what you get when you EAT a lot of doritos? Like some variant on 'Dad bod'? No, that can't be it. Then you wouldn't need a genie, you could just eat a lot of doritos." [One google later] "Huh. I get it now, but that's the weirdest way I could possible think of to say 'I want broader shoulders and a small waist'"

"something asexual's gonna happen" ~i love that this sentence has been spoken, and firmly believe it should occur more often also as an ace-spec person, can confirm, i am basically a magpie

I opened this video and the first ad featured what appears to be a cishet couple trying to get their printer to work, including the line “You’re a printer! Why won’t you print?!?!” That sounds like confused straight noises to me.