Could Kiryu Take Down Passione? (Kiryu vs Diavolo) 

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I hope you have happy ice stew with extra ice instead of sad ice soup

Ne sad the red be clad..... . . ... ... .. .

is this the power of requiem?

@@RookieREX gameplay requiem

@@Vitor20XX this is the power, of rpg mechanics gold experience bar requiem

Tauriner and Staminan spam

"not that hard bro, just tiger drop that sh"

"STAY THE HECK AWAY FROM ME!!!" *Virtual insanity plays*

​@@berkaltuglu8140 WHAT IS HAPPENING? That dude decided to call us for a dance battle, get ready WHY ARE WE ON THE SAME SIDE? AND WHY A DANCE BATTLE? It's... complicated, they had quite a tough upbringing, but he is quite a... good? Guy if you give him the opportunity I QUIT, I'M DONE WITH MAFIA, I'M SICK AND TIRED OF ALL THIS RANDOM BS, WHAT FREAKING STAND IS THIS EVEN?

dang it diavolo this is why you shouldn't skip cutscenes

Oh yeah. You don't want to skip cutscenes in those games because of that.

reminder that Diavolo is still aware of the time he deletes, he is the only one immune

Diavolo's greatest weakness: Doppio going to therapy and taking meds alongside Ichiban.

​@@PatlandOneTwoThreeFourFiveDoppio takes his meds.Although he loses a cool stand due to it.

That sounds like something that could have happened in a sub story, kiryu laughs, says something somewhat optimisic and then comes back to kicking asses.

@@Santiagogomas I can imagine Doppio going from happy NPC animation, then a shot of Kiryu's saying something like "I'm glad I was able to he-wait, why are you stripping" and suddenly Diavolo appears with the 1$ fist clenching animation and normal goon stance.

yea i’m gonna stop him do you not know who i am 😂😂😂

And it isn't like one of those multi part substories. This is just one substory that takes a few minutes at most

Tbh, a Diavolo Dynamic Intro for his fight would go hard.

​@@SleepyMookDIAVOLO, KING CRIMSON CHAIRMAN OF THE PASSIONE CRIME FAMILY

@tea_jack118 Heat is 100% a type of Hamon

@@samuraijackoff5354 and it’s canon that people can see that glowing energy

R1 + TRIANGLE SOLOS

@@Cool1st”I’m not gonna sugar coat it”

@@blindmanzero3766 *cue sfx*

@@_Waluigi"DAAAYUUUUM"

Y'all know that kiryu can pause the game to heal

That dragon in his LaD summon? That's his Stand

​@@NineteenInFrenchSo the "Dragon King" then? What name it would get tho?

@@omnibeta1876 Pick your poison from any Yakuza OST, personally The Myth is a banger name but there are plenty of good choices too

@@NineteenInFrenchno way Kiryu’s stand is anything but receive you

@@thisstatementisfalsenothin5312 That's true, mb

And he does far worse than just donuting people, he makes them hospitalized for the rest of their lives.

Majima is neither a killer ironically, just like Kiryu; he definely is holding back his strength

@@El25444Majima has canonically killed fellas 😂 He would have his own goon in the beginning of Y1/Kiwami if Kiryu didn’t stop him

Seeing how Kiryu can just casual manipulate people's face like clay in the early games, I totally believe Kiryu can donut someone. I mean, he can barrage punch as if he was a stand.

@@peanutmurgler kill for no reason al self defense are two different things, the goon on yakuza kiwami... Did you play the Game? He wasn't killed in that remake, he just was knocked Up, in fact in the prequel he had all the reasons to kill Lao Gui, Dojima and Shimano and still, he chooses not to, after zero a lot of things changed in the canon, duh

Diavolo giving his all to put a scratch on Nanba, only for this random homeless man to pull Power Nap:

Diavolo watching in horror as the homeless man takes out a bottle of booze and a lighter:

"GIVE ME WINGS"

And he also has been killed by other Yakuza too, I never thought of that!

Kiryu never kills.

@@rain-pj4xq Then explain this 2:11 this 17:09 and this 17:15

@@donot....8133rubber bullets and the guys are just knocked out

@@averagekan8797 Yeah i think you are right the bazooka that exploded a freaking helicopter just knocked them out.

how does minigame kiryu fair

@Jamlord2061 I mean in that one Y6 mini game he punches a shark and does some pretty solid knock back so... that's something

Cutscene where Kiryu punch the sh*t outta a big ass Shark:

DAAMMN

*Tiger Drop Negates All Damage*

DAAAYUMM

DAAAYUUUUMM!

DAYUUUUUM!

And fought an army of ninjas and samurais

That's too unfair. Daigo with a gun is too OP. Even more powerful than Mista's Six Pistols or Hole Horse's Emperor.

Kiryu calls Daigo when it's 3AM in Japan asking for help as if he's Ichiban, Daigo rolls out of his bed and shoot through his own window, some seconds later Diavolo is struck by a lightning caused via butterfly effect somehow all thanks to Daigo's 9MM

Imagine he drinks some stominan spork by accident

​@@MterBistNothing that a tiger drop can't negate.

I’m not gonna sugarcoat it *TIGER DROP*

schizophrenia

@giontouji thats ichiban's feat, Kiryu and Saejima are genuine

​@@OpoumConsumer Kiryu is... weird, the entire RPG system of the Ichiban games is due to Ichiban's imagination (memed to be schizophrenia), but it's still in effect when Kiryu is by himself. But really, you don't even _need_ the Ichiban games to prove that Kiryu is superhuman. In Kiryu's final fight against Majima in Yakuza (Kiwami) 1, he is capable of taking attacks from the same Majima that cratered a concrete floor with a punch. Kiryu _himself_ also punches a solid marble statue once and shatters its upper half, and he also scales (roughly) to Saejima, who is not only capable of that earthquake feat, but can also tunnel through solid earth and rock with nothing but his bare hands, no tools required. And I think it _is_ implied he outright punches through the earth to make that happen, but I don't recall exactly. This is important, because across the two times Kiryu and Saejima fought, both were draws. There's also the fact that Heat is an actual existing phenomenon in the Like A Dragon universe, alongside there also being other supernatural powers at play, meaning that even _without_ Ichiban's imagination, the stronger characters in the verse straight up possess superpowers. The earthquake Saejima makes is via a Heat Action (and it kinda also explodes???), so it actively channels Heat to perform, and the shadow clones created by Majima are also likely manifested using Heat. With Heat, Kiryu is capable of perception-blitzing people (and is stated to move at _lightspeed,_ but that might be contentious), along with reinforcing himself so much that he functionally takes no damage from attacks. It's to the point where, by using Dragon's Resurgence, a Kiryu severely nerfed by cancer can momentarily return to roughly his prime, even breaking out of Infinite Wealth's turn-based gameplay entirely to show that. It becomes even nuttier in Yakuza Dead Souls, where Kiryu is capable of tanking blows from and breaking outta the grip of the Oikazuchi Omega, which is... basically a Titan from AOT, with all the size and strength that entails. Dead Souls also shows that Heat can be used to amplify your physical senses via the Heat Snipe mechanic, which also explains how he's able to shoot rockets out of the air with a handgun in stuff like that one chase sequence in Yakuza (Kiwami) 1. TL;DR: Anyone who says Kiryu is "just a normal human" is lying outta their asses, including the writers. Bro is repeatedly shown to both _be_ superhuman and fight _other_ superhumans on a semi-regular basis.

@@thomasthecoolkid7228Tbf some of the Ichiban schizo shit is already debunked by Shin Amon being able to use the orbital laser.

@@idfkimaclown Okay Only the Amons have a non-schizo orbital laser

kirby would just eat diavolo and become him

We getting dyslexic with this one

@@firstnamelastname-nc8eg As if Kirby wasn't strong enough without King Crimson, little bro would cause havoc and make anyone disappear before they can possibly notice

could diavolo even hurt kirby

@@Jamlord2061 prolly not

Not to mention I’ve heard JoJolands is supposed to be a crime drama…

​@@peanutmurgleri hope it is

Yoooooooo sameeeee!!!!

Did all the people in comments forgot that this whole video is a joke because some of you all fr think that this is truth 😭? Literally all jokes aside Diavolo would instantly kill Kiryu the moment he steps near him

:0

@@konubi3405 Main games yeah, but if we bring in other stuff such as the fist of the north star game, you can make a genuine argument that kiryu could win.

@@konubi3405 depends if its cutscene or game honestly

@@konubi3405 This is the funniest argument because like how the issue with killing Kiryu isn't that you can't hit him or something its that even if you do its not gonna do anything. The craziest thing Diavolo does is punch through a person when Kiryu regularly fights someone who can punch through marble and he himself smashes a marble statue before his prime in a single punch.

His stand would just be him with a bike

Stand: the White Dragon

Kiryu going into heat is just him activating his stand

Bro is his own Star Platinum

He has a stand, look at his summon in 7

The Shangri-la scene with the statue was on Kiwami, same game as Majima wrecks the floor, so my man missed even more opportunities to give Kiryu the W

@@eduardodias2073He’s referring to the Hangman fight during the Shangri-La dungeon segment in Y6. You’re traveling with Someya through the ruined establishment to meet up with Big Lo. Anyway, there’s a cutscene showing Hangman getting all dizzy and bumping his head into a nearby wall and shattering it, which creates a way for you to progress through the level. It plays like two or three times every time you defeat Hangman I believe

kiryu's stand name Dragonforce

Or maybe Dragon of Dojima ​@@FullMetalMudcrab

Diavolo widening his eye in utter terror as Kiryu Tiger Drops him even during time erasure

He tiger drops *during* the time skip

That superman scene from JL, but it's Kiryu doing tiger drop at full speed

Time skip prevents people from making decisions during it. Unfortunately, Kiryu had already decided to *kick Diavolo's ass*.

​@@somejerk5662 Using Tiger Drop or changing where he's going is still a decision, sadly

Diavolo's time skip works by making himself intangible from ANY attack for up to 10 seconds and then he can skip it then do an attack (while the time skip is active the enemy still moves normally as if he is still there), and can skip that action and make it so the enemy had just not used their attack or they teleported.

have you ever heard of the word 'dodge' and 'counter' before?

@@downysgarbagebin5105 Tiger Drop

@@downysgarbagebin5105 R1 + Δ.

@@downysgarbagebin5105 both doesn't work if Kiryu can just powerstomp him when he counters or straight up predict his dodges (worse if you consider that Crimsom is dependent on Diavolo's physical condition to be able to retreat due to his bad range... And we all know how Kiryu's physical condition is

Okay I def need to hear the light speed argument for Kiryu, gotta take notes…

Yea fr bro made literally every excuse to make the fight “even” just so Kiryu could win

@boxboy3022 Truth be told. Most jojotubers always seem to ignore epitaph or brush it aside as "not being enough" when talking about diavolo. As if seeing a future that can not be changed is not a huge advantage lol

Epitaph would've shown him getting slammed by kiryu

Its clearly a joke video, kiryu is very strong, but with cutscenes he's like large building level and hypersonic and with gameplay and sub-stories he's maybe FTL and (very inconsistent) town level, the only way this would be fair is if we used the fist of the north star game RGG made.

@@tmdiz4579 but that is the point of epitah it shows diavolo what is fated to happen so if it is not beneficial for diavolo he can skip past that moment hence changing his fate

I named my terraria character "You know who else" and the death messages are beautiful

yo mama

He punches a solid marble statue and breaks it in one punch, yes

Yo wtf 😂

I also love lean

And lean loves you!

I love lean

Lean? I prefer asbestos. Taste like cotton candy

Receive you: I'm not gonna sugarcoat it. R1+△

@@ledias4263 DAAAAAAAAMN

Kiryu has INSANE willpower and fighting instinct, if he ever got a stand it would probably be very powerful and match up to Star Platinum since Kiryu and Jotaro are both very similair. Kiryu would be the best candidate for a stand. The question is, would Kiryu even use or need his stand?

@@gaminghero4747 Kiryu probably won't even realize he has a stand

@@ledias4263 True, but he will probably notice that he can chuck cars around like they are bicycles

City level is... contentious, but he _does_ take some massive hits without nearly as much damage as they should do. Like being near the epicentre of the Millenium Tower explosion in Yakuza 1.

@@thomasthecoolkid7228 Majima is a beast in kiwami and going back to my 4 argument Saejima is definitively shown to be stronger than Kiryu but Kiryu still beats him in their fights and don't even TRY to say it's because he's injured because Saejima goes onto beat Majima in a fight the next day. So either Majima is so weak he lost to an injured Saejima which isn't likely or Kiryu has a technique that allows him to easily take care of threats much stronger than him. OH wait he fucking does the tiger drop which he SPAMS in that fight. You can't tell me tiger drop is gameplay only at this point Kiryu slams Diavolo

@@fallaciousUnion Saejima being strong enough to match Kiryu even when injured just shows how strong he is

I dont think it would be that useful.

yeah lots of people forget about it. Video is low key braindead

​@mafiaboss3077 see the future and have the ability to change it

@@chongleeching1626 ok tbh I was thinking of epitaph as was used in the risotto fight, which isn't exactly a fair judgement considering predictions are set in stone only without king crimson.

@@chongleeching1626epitaph can’t change the future, it can only see it

I’m no physicist or anything, but couldn’t that be achieved simply by being faster than sound? Which we know Kiryu is given his track record when it comes dodging bullets (when he wants to).

@@peanutmurgler You need to intercept light to see an afterimage.

@@TectPlate I can see the afterimage of my hand moving quickly from one place to another

@@peanutmurgler Is said afterimage spaced out five feet apart, and also glowing hot pink?

@@KumaPunchh No but… it also isn’t a product of sensationalized visuals

i am sure it's pretty fast

Outside of gameplay, that ability is actually just conceptualized as Kiryu unlocking more of his insane power to hit harder and faster

@@peanutmurgler And being very pissed off

@@EvilMightyTrash that too, Kiryu angy

its only missing arkham “fans” (aka patients) for full brainrot

MONTH??? oh damn oops

Yea, cause tiger drop negates all damage

Guy who erased his name

Hey he has a name y'know

​@@NikolayHizenprofgaiden

It ain’t glazing, Kiryu is just built different fr.

@@SleepyMook and vento aureo power scaling is a fraud (?)

Hamon vs. Heat would be an interesting clash indeed

Both characters have Codes (the Code of the gentleman and the Code of the yakuza) Both have supernatural abilities, Heat and hamon, both have a lot of things to share and they even would be good Friends... That's why i hate that Jonathan vs Kiryu is actually very unbalanced

Yeah Diavolo absolutely destroys and its not fun, would be better with Jonathan and Kiryu

@@JollyChristmasSanta No, no he doesn’t. Diavolo literally doesn’t hit hard enough.

No

it is