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Crackdown 3: Ten Reasons You Might Like It 

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Crackdown 3 is available soon! I love it. Then again, I'm an idiot. I dare not be so bold as to flat-out TELL you to like it. However, I have to make a video about it and I have to say SOMETHING. So allow me to spell out to you Ten Reasons You Might Like it. If there were an eleventh reason, that'd be "because you're me."

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@JPHarringtonJr
@JPHarringtonJr 5 лет назад
The word "rainbowfully" makes me grin all the way
@nickpiovesan4361
@nickpiovesan4361 5 лет назад
Tim Rogers, you're one of my favs. Never stop reviewing games like this.
@Coral_skies
@Coral_skies 5 лет назад
I like Tim's videos more than playing these games.
@KevinCow
@KevinCow 5 лет назад
Verticops. Crews Control. Co-Ops. I'd honestly watch a whole series that's just Tim coming up with better names for existing games.
@kotaku
@kotaku 5 лет назад
at one point in my career in the japanese game industry they called me "The Godfather." they meant that in, you know, the legal context. it was not a reference to the film
@IAmMightyMike
@IAmMightyMike 5 лет назад
2100 Jump Street is pure-futuristic-parody-loving perfection in title design.
@skyedogg
@skyedogg 5 лет назад
I'll play that for a dollar
@kotaku
@kotaku 5 лет назад
there it is: the joke i deleted from my script!!
@skyedogg
@skyedogg 5 лет назад
@@kotaku No joke is too low hanging for me! :)
@skyedogg
@skyedogg 5 лет назад
@@kotaku ps love ya tim
@cbarhero
@cbarhero 5 лет назад
The most perfect use of that Robocop reference I've ever seen. Masterful hahaha
@tapirman111
@tapirman111 5 лет назад
the low-pitched "please don't answer that" after the cruz joke is probably what killed me. I'm dead btw.
@michaelruskey2311
@michaelruskey2311 5 лет назад
With all the negative reviews, I'm still looking forward to dumb fun, Coop fun, and orb grinding fun.
@TheGian24
@TheGian24 5 лет назад
Some people don't bother to read the review. From what I've read makes it sound like a fun game. That only real negative one I saw so far was ign's.
@adrijanc.8816
@adrijanc.8816 5 лет назад
Is said dumb fun worth 60$ though?
@sweetieswifey627
@sweetieswifey627 5 лет назад
@@adrijanc.8816 I think yes and I can understand why people may say otherwise, just get it with gamepass :) I honestly can't wait to play the game
@AliBazz
@AliBazz 5 лет назад
@@sweetieswifey627 its worth 20$ most
@MicMacIRL
@MicMacIRL 5 лет назад
Just cause 1 came out before crackdown 1 but I digress, great video
@audiolatte
@audiolatte 5 лет назад
Dude, you are a freaking genius. I'm so addicted to your reviews even if I have no interest in the actual games, freaking hilarity.
@starflyer77
@starflyer77 5 лет назад
I'm not sure if you meant to or not, but you've sold me on Crackdown 3 for sure. I loved the first game and there's always a place in my gaming life for a stupid, silly and largely mindless game.
@bm1747
@bm1747 3 года назад
I kinda liked Crackdown 1. I am a straight fanboy for Terry Crews. Why am I just now learning that he's a playable character in a video game?? I bought Henry Rollins' friggin video game for crying out loud.
@00levin
@00levin 5 лет назад
It's my personal opinion that Stranglehold is an underappreciated gem of a video game. It's like Max Payne if Max Payne didn't take itself so seriously. I feel validated whenever a game I like gets mentioned by Tim Rogers.
@atomixmusic2987
@atomixmusic2987 5 лет назад
I love this game.
@SomniaCE
@SomniaCE 5 лет назад
Completely agree to be honest. I genuinely enjoy the game so much and its the perfect Crackdown 1 sequel imo
@jamsolid
@jamsolid 5 лет назад
Pure poetry. Nothing less- possibly; something greater.
@JoeyPockett
@JoeyPockett 5 лет назад
i was literally looking forward to this video more than the game but i'll play the game too now i guess
@Ruko
@Ruko 5 лет назад
I cringe everytime a professional videogame reviewer calls a game dated or old fashioned, and just takes points out of it, like immediatly becomes a 7 at most. Oh but don't let it have a decent story, otherwise game design matters for shit. Anyway, i feel damn good about getting my Xbox One X and game pass a few months ago, gonna Terry Crews a lot this weekend for sure!
@andrewhickinbottom1051
@andrewhickinbottom1051 5 лет назад
Always the optimist, Tim - that's why i like you! I'm happy you enjoyed this and sang of it's praises instead of just automatically hating it like so many others seem to do, thanks to word of mouth.
@Scerttle
@Scerttle 5 лет назад
I love you man, never change.
@TheSmashingHammer
@TheSmashingHammer 5 лет назад
I’m actually enjoying the game and I don’t understand all the hate.
@sweetieswifey627
@sweetieswifey627 5 лет назад
People are just complaining to complain as usual :)
@noname-xk6uz
@noname-xk6uz 3 года назад
C-R-A-C-K-D-O-W-N T-H-R-E-E in Tim's voice is so deeply etched into my subconscious that it's going to appear in my dreams tonight.....C-R-A-C-K-D-O-W-N T-H-R-E-E!!!
@playmoreorpass9099
@playmoreorpass9099 5 лет назад
Tim, you are an incredible writer.
@mujariwa3696
@mujariwa3696 5 лет назад
I could listen to Tim reviewing water in a bottle and my day would be complete.
@taylormaines9909
@taylormaines9909 5 лет назад
Video has Tim Rogers, video gets a like.
@dr.isaackleiner4463
@dr.isaackleiner4463 5 лет назад
Great Scott WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
@SrStakeholder
@SrStakeholder 5 лет назад
And I’m still waiting a new Perfect Dark
@johnsolo247
@johnsolo247 5 лет назад
I only enjoy open world games where I can play as the hero's girlfriend in boring lengthy stealth sections.
@gbdeck200
@gbdeck200 5 лет назад
@Henry Sorensen lol
@JustinLeeper
@JustinLeeper 5 лет назад
Before this, I watched Jim Sterling take a wet dump on this game. What a fun contrast! I respect both of these editors equally. I loved Crackdown 1 and played Crackdown 2. I don’t own an Xbox. So whatever!!
@AlexAustein
@AlexAustein 5 лет назад
Okay, I'm sold
@wabznasm9660
@wabznasm9660 5 лет назад
Maybe it’s a generational thing with people saying “this isn’t worth $60”... I mean it’s a lavish, hugely technically impressive open world game with fast paced and surprisingly deep combat and a wonderfully camp and wonderfully acted storyline. I’ve gotten 20hrs out of it so far and I’m still loving just jumping over dudes and shooting their faces off before I land. It’s great! Everything I wanted out of a game when I was 10, but that was 20 years ago and before battle royale games.
@Frumlock
@Frumlock 5 лет назад
Love what you want to love people always say... but then they criticize you for it. ✌ Keep up the good work Mr. Bingo.
@professork3187
@professork3187 5 лет назад
Bring back Scalebound
@TheGian24
@TheGian24 5 лет назад
Next time tell Platinum games to hit their milestones. MS was just fitting the bill.
@jonathanhijlkema8247
@jonathanhijlkema8247 5 лет назад
Hell yeah, Crews control hahaha. Crackdown 3 is fcnkn awesome though, love it!
@Lukz243
@Lukz243 5 лет назад
I dunno why but there's some poetry on Tim's way of speaking that I wouldn't mind listening to a 24-hour video of him while I'm animating Why I'm saying that, idk, just wanted to say that
@PastoKage
@PastoKage 5 лет назад
Tim is one of the best guy in this rotten ""Videogam Journalism" / "GamerRU-vidrs" industry. He say his honest, funny, opinions, without caring about Fanboys, about "what is popular to say". Many ppl should learn from him.
@kbg12ila
@kbg12ila 5 лет назад
This video makes me want to buy an Xbox One. You win Tim Rogers.
@jonathanhijlkema8247
@jonathanhijlkema8247 5 лет назад
Damn, what an amazingly cool review!
@midknight1339
@midknight1339 5 лет назад
"That's how physics work" is my favorite phrase from now on. "Physics" should totally be used exclusively as a plural.
@bernardkincius
@bernardkincius 5 лет назад
Great video, Tim! Was that a GoblinBot cameo during the Crooze Control joke?
@Deathknightofdeath
@Deathknightofdeath 5 лет назад
How does this not have more reviews?
@gassmanet
@gassmanet 5 лет назад
Good stuff! Made me remember with fondness the original Crackdown. Such a fun game, thanks for your relatively unabashed love letter to the stupidity of light-headed gaming.
@michaeltenbroeck1807
@michaeltenbroeck1807 5 лет назад
Brilliant!
@heinblod3485
@heinblod3485 5 лет назад
I'm sold. This looks sooooo soothing
@StarLad9
@StarLad9 5 лет назад
Looks more fun than any Battle Royale.
@AhCup
@AhCup 5 лет назад
Never change Tim Rogers, please never change.
@connorsimpson9556
@connorsimpson9556 5 лет назад
drink a shot every time he says crackdown 3, if you reach the end of the video still sober i salute you
@IxoraRains
@IxoraRains 5 лет назад
Tim, I love you. Don't ever change.
@computersocsci
@computersocsci 5 лет назад
Something about Tim's delivery means I can never watch his videos for more than a few minutes. ‎He sounds exactly like Neil Cicierega narrating "Guide to Tom Hanks".
@EmperorOfMan
@EmperorOfMan 5 лет назад
Top 10 reasons Sony fans will be FURIOUS with Crackdown 3 would have gotten you 100x more rage clicks.
@Largentina.
@Largentina. 5 лет назад
Yeah but nobody would be furious or jealous of this game so the title would be untrue and click baity. But I'm always down to enrage some fanboys.
@kotaku
@kotaku 5 лет назад
i don't want those
@EmperorOfMan
@EmperorOfMan 5 лет назад
@@Largentina. This is youtube. Stroke some gamer rage and watch the money pile up. see Jim Sterling, YoungYea, etc
@Largentina.
@Largentina. 5 лет назад
@@EmperorOfMan I don't disagree that it'll get more views. But I wouldn't won't those type of people coming here, and apparently Kotaku doesn't either.
@Fauxnel
@Fauxnel 5 лет назад
Never wanted an Xbox before, but I do now.
@sorakeyblade100
@sorakeyblade100 5 лет назад
Can anybody tell what the music is at the end of Tim's videos that he does? It's driving me crazy because it's catchy and I want to know where it comes from. Sounds like Dragon Quest music but I don't know, starts at 16:17.
@itsNickHilliard
@itsNickHilliard 5 лет назад
Great, just great. Once again, Tim makes me want to buy another game I had no interest in on a console I don't own. Thanks BRO
@bendyoshitguy
@bendyoshitguy 5 лет назад
To feel good about one's self and think about the 1990s...never have I felt more personally attacked/supported in a RU-vid video context.
@LuciusAugustusRex
@LuciusAugustusRex 5 лет назад
I've been waiting for this.
@ajjeehh
@ajjeehh 5 лет назад
they may as well have called it: flying pigs
@deiaee
@deiaee 5 лет назад
Is "I'll play it on Game pass" the new "It's perfect for Switch"?
@TheGian24
@TheGian24 5 лет назад
I've been seeing that its a throwback and that people seem to dig it. Honestly I'm all for it. After playing a game like RDR2 with a lot of its systems being kinda pointless it's nice to play a game were it let's you just have dumb fun.
@Donball
@Donball 5 лет назад
I'm just bummed we didn't hear ANY Terry Crews in this video.
@ellocojoncrazy3270
@ellocojoncrazy3270 5 лет назад
This is not sarcasm? it is not? Well, I thought he was the only one who actually enjoys the game a lot.
@jamesroby6152
@jamesroby6152 2 года назад
So, do I like this game? Do I? DO I!!!???!! I'm so confused!
@something00witty
@something00witty 5 лет назад
Amusing and informative! Thanks Tim.
@k1ngk4gl3
@k1ngk4gl3 5 лет назад
I see Tim, I click "Like", simple as that.
@akaRicoSanchez
@akaRicoSanchez 5 лет назад
The Ian Curtis biopic is titled Control... no Cruise, Crews nor Cruz in the cast though.
@MicMacIRL
@MicMacIRL 5 лет назад
Verticops! Yes!
@handicui960
@handicui960 5 лет назад
That's a promising resumé there
@metavanaj
@metavanaj 5 лет назад
I’m sure, I’m just one of many watching this video, JUST for the Tim. I have no intention of ever getting an Xbox One and playing this game. Thanks for doing you, Mr Rogers.
@elwingy
@elwingy 5 лет назад
Microsoft really knows how to do exclusive games!!! :P
@nate5285
@nate5285 5 лет назад
Here to show my love of Tim Rogers
@ShapeyFiend
@ShapeyFiend 5 лет назад
I was quite partial to Soviet and Nuclear Strike as well. Syndicate/Syndicate Wars probably aren't a terrible comparison as well.
@kotaku
@kotaku 5 лет назад
you know what game i legit liked? EA's weird syndicate FPS (and the originals of course)
@ThatShyGuyMatt
@ThatShyGuyMatt 5 лет назад
I always play as a woman in games but this will be hard to decide on. Playing as Terry sounds amazing. Hmm. Do the other people you can play as have any good lines? Or is it just subpar voice acting?
@jonathanhijlkema8247
@jonathanhijlkema8247 5 лет назад
Hahaha, the driving sucks though, SUCKS. Crackdown still great though :-)
@jonathanhijlkema8247
@jonathanhijlkema8247 5 лет назад
@kjh haha, well that sounds like it sucks :-) but I get your point. Would have been cool if they did the driving physics better though.
@TheLaw87
@TheLaw87 5 лет назад
Tim Rodgers is a treasure
@themindpotatofactory
@themindpotatofactory 5 лет назад
Like it. Love it. Want it (this refers to Crackdown 3 and Tim Rogers videos).
@ambro2786
@ambro2786 5 лет назад
How do his videos get better and better?
@AliBazz
@AliBazz 5 лет назад
Boy said crackdown came out before just cause
@christiangaldencio297
@christiangaldencio297 5 лет назад
The smartest stupid video game. Well said. Love this game.
@justwatching234
@justwatching234 5 лет назад
My inner Goofy loves this game
@ThatShyGuyMatt
@ThatShyGuyMatt 5 лет назад
Sadly many gamers today want super amazing games within blowing concepts. Me? Those games are fun but Crackdown has always been about mindless over the top fun. Saints Row was considered the "silly" version of GTA. But Crackdown came before SR and is better in its own way. Granted SR actually has story and what not. But the series has taken a dive. Unlike Crackdown which sticks to its same fun mechanics. The map I have to say looks REALLY small. So I doubt the game is very long. Though alot of the game is always "vertically" huge. Also alot of the fun with the Crackdown games with the DLC that came out later. New abilities, new cops, new vehicles....etc.
@Mr_Spaghetti
@Mr_Spaghetti 5 лет назад
was always upset that i never got the chance to take my revenge on the Agency, cool that this game is full on cop slayer as a compensation.
@kotaku
@kotaku 5 лет назад
not really a spoiler: yeah, this whole thing is about tearin up The Man!!!!
@Mr_Spaghetti
@Mr_Spaghetti 5 лет назад
Kotaku nice! btw, *cpt america gif* i dug all the media references in this vid. that quick Verhoeven namedrop kinda makes me Want To Know More
@spazzdineveryway
@spazzdineveryway 5 лет назад
I like this guy
@Archivist42
@Archivist42 5 лет назад
IT'S TR!!!! I don't care what he's talking about, just that he's talking
@purpleAiPEy
@purpleAiPEy 5 лет назад
:( It's just a shame that the original Crackdown was more creative and fleshed out than this one. I was enjoying Crackdown 3. But eventually it began to feel like a shell of it's predecessor. The long overdue release is apparently not an indicator of more time spent on the game. It's clear they just packed what they already had, cut their losses and released this game to bolster their scant selection of Game-Pass games. Worth it for 2$ :D Although, the emotional damage I sustained looking at the Spider car vs the original crackdown SUV... Back to :(
@solofox9426
@solofox9426 5 лет назад
This game looks great, this gentleman really sold me on that fact. Although I didn't catch the name, maybe he didn't mention its name or maybe im just stupid? Anyone?
@nofreebeer
@nofreebeer 5 лет назад
I think it was Tim Meadows.
@Ready_Set_Boom
@Ready_Set_Boom 5 лет назад
I love Terry Crews!
@mmpsp693
@mmpsp693 5 лет назад
Crews Control, lol.
@aeugnewtype
@aeugnewtype 5 лет назад
I don't like Kotaku, but this was fucking genius and perfectly describes many of the things there are to love about Crackdown 3. Kudos to you, Tim whatever your name is. (y) Also, the amount of butthurt Sony ponies and conformist sheep in these comments is just plain sad
@kotaku
@kotaku 5 лет назад
my full name is actually on every single one of the 11 title cards in here btw :-D also i have a playlist on this channel with like 115 videos on it. i hate to say it, though if you liked this, then kaboom: you like kotaku lmao
@aeugnewtype
@aeugnewtype 5 лет назад
@@kotaku I meant the articles. This is the first YT video I've seen from the channel, but I'll still stay away from the text site~
@revistinha1
@revistinha1 5 лет назад
Verticops or Jumpo-po
@generalgrudge
@generalgrudge 5 лет назад
I totally agree with everything in this review except for the driving part. The driving is horrible. Thankfully there is no reason to drive so its not a big deal. Crackdown 3 is pure fun.
@AndrewEngram
@AndrewEngram 5 лет назад
Better than anthem
@blaccmajicc
@blaccmajicc 5 лет назад
Hard ‘might’
@broldencaulfield7411
@broldencaulfield7411 5 лет назад
Is the police force really called "ENF"
@TakaChan569
@TakaChan569 5 лет назад
you can play it with gamepass so you don't waste 60$ only real reason really.
@swarmland
@swarmland 5 лет назад
Psi-Ops ftw.
@Raspberryspy
@Raspberryspy 5 лет назад
JUMP force?
@barnyardhouse
@barnyardhouse 5 лет назад
May I have your blessing to make a “Tim Rogers without context” twitter account? Just ignore this comment if not!
@kotaku
@kotaku 5 лет назад
i dare you
@barnyardhouse
@barnyardhouse 5 лет назад
Done. It’s @ 108minusContext
@NuclearDuckie02
@NuclearDuckie02 5 лет назад
I want to play this game, but not at 1080p if that makes sense. Just seems a little too empty and exposed that way. Dark Souls Remastered makes me feel similar.
@IBODEGAI
@IBODEGAI 5 лет назад
#OLEDNOTPROBLEMPROBLEMS
@audiobusting
@audiobusting 5 лет назад
Shout out to the dungeon siege shout out
@fanoboyo4559
@fanoboyo4559 5 лет назад
Play it only on game pass.
@hellknight90
@hellknight90 5 лет назад
Hah Crews Control Tim Rogers is the best
@ShadowGundam1989
@ShadowGundam1989 5 лет назад
Am not playing has Terry in my Play through.
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