Divine Peach gfuel.ly/divine-peach-waitlist This is the greatest creepy voicemail of All Time Merch moistglobal.com/ I stream every day / moistcr1tikal
"I get approached by 5-6 women per day." Actuality: They are approaching him to ask him politely to put his pants back up and step out from behind the bush. He isn't fooling anyone.
This guy is turning 59 years old in a few days. Goddamn, I thought he was just another 30-something PUA creep but he was almost 50 in the original voicemail
To be honest, he kinda looked like in his mid 30s during the picture reveal, (If he was really 50 during that time) Must have been all the coochie deprevation for all these years. LOL
That guy has the classic serial killer vibe, and he’s constantly showing his insecurities by needing to affirm to himself how amazing he is. You can just hear the horny frustration in his voice.
Serial Killers have more charisma than people give them credit for. The biggest name serial killers were smooth talking and normal looking half of them were able to talk their way out of getting caught multiple times. You don't get close enough to strangle someone without having charisma if you come up talking like a total psychopath people are gonna walk the other way.
@@R-eza he's the dude who during a police interview would spend the whole time trying to prove the victim deserved it instead of proving his innocence.
@@Andrew-ladada I'm talking about doctor Mike Plus I know that I just always see republicans talk about things like Jesus in the most random comment sections
the "let the romance begin" line makes me wanna see a story about a supervillain whose only superpower is making people fall in love with other people yet somehow their plans for world domination or whatever have almost succeeded
Dimitri/ james sears wasn’t lying when he was writing a movie script. Man is single handedly giving a joe goldburg monologue material for netflix to use for season 4 of You
@@Jalapyno my boyfriend and I watch it, and OP’s comment is suuuper accurate 😂 It’s not a bad show, but it’s also not for everyone! No harm in having differing opinions on what makes something entertaining.
@@breetoldyouso yeah I usually love those psychological thrillers and stuff (Hannibal imo is amazing) but for whatever reason I couldn't take it seriously lol, still seemed like a really well done show tho
This sounds like someone who's never had a girlfriend but has watched a ton of those alpha male videos on how to "get girls", like be confident, take initiative, give her a compliment or two but realize that YOU are the grand prize etc, and then just ran with it in the creepiest most awkward way possible.
He should have bought a real PUA/dating course. He's failing the fundamentals of IVB. Investment, Value, and Believability. He's not bringing any real value to her, and the picture he is trying to paint of himself is not believable. She's also not investing in him in any real way, but rather sabatoging his reputation on the internet. If he were just honest, even if who he is isn't what he would consider ideal, he would at least check the believability mark. When you are authentic in a world full of posers, you are bringing value.
@BananaShark Gaming Glad to hear you're feeling better and taking care of yourself better. :) I'm just getting out of a rut myself and man it's hard to even brush my hair some days, makes me wanna shave it sometimes. lol
we actually listened to these voice messages in my ap psychology class as we were going over mental disorders (narcissistic personality disorder in this case)💀💀
Blame PUA channels for this shit. That's precisely the message they sell: just have confidence bro and she will fall for you. That combined with mental illness and you got this poor dude.
@@PrionicProteins I mean you can be PHYSICALLY Sexy and know it but if you're self absorbed enough to constantly have to affirm just how hot you are then you're probably ugly on the inside. When choosing someone romantically, you are choosing someone you want to spend majority of your time with, and people ugly on the inside are the worst people to be around regardless of what they look like. Sir "Dmitiri" is the best example
Guys who say women have it easy on the dating market havent taken into account that girls have to deal with creeps like this pretty much on the regular
@@Edimonde Depends on the girl. A lot of my guy friends have had to deal with concerning women during their dating life pretty frequently, too. I think there's just a shit ton of wack jobs out there.
Amazing how literally everything he says is a pre-meditated manipulation tactic yet he somehow didn't prepare it well enough to not be completely obvious.
"All of your friends were jealous that I approached you instead of them... Even if they SAY they weren't, they were." Pfffftttt... I wasn't there, but I know for a fact that they were relieved, actually.
@@Soleilune1995 Even if they were jealous, how is that a good thing? If they were real friends, you wouldn't want to make them feel jealous or left out or insignificant.
Lol sounds like a creepy job interview, he was practically giving a relationship based job description on how to love him and how you should be around him
Please continue with Dimitri's story, I can't believe such a catch exists out there. I'm ready to leave my boyfriend to date such a charismatic, intelligent and gorgeous man. That long, probably greasy and smelly hair, that... handsome face and not at all insecure personality is truly what I love in a partner lol
There's a guy I know who's like this. He claimed he had a romantic germanic aura that drew women to him. He also said he was having a secret relationship with a girl and when I asked her she said, and I quote, "ew, no."
@@sebastianbaggett2537 he started off saying they were a thing but when I told him to talk to her he said that he couldn't because her friends didn't like him. he was like super creepy about it too. Talked about how he's seen her naked and shit even though they never showed any inkling of being friends let alone in a relationship.
Pick-up is getting slain by how laws work (regarding anything from "raep" to the divorce court) but there used to be some good pick-up artists I listened to. I mostly listened for theory but my friend who used to be a virgin then got laid *all the time*. I got from that but only a little. There's bad PUA and good PUA. This guy is 1) doing something on a voicemail that he should be doing in real life 2) reading her the cues of PUA instead of using them, it's like he understands how some things work but instead of practicing them, he reads the bullet points. There's a difference between showing your value and talking about your value
"let the romance begin" sounds like a villain that trapped the protagonist and is introducing his great evil work by clapping to turn on the lights to show it.
This man is in jail now? Aww, and here I was thinking he was such a warm and giving gentleman. The kind of gentleman who would stuff you into his basement well and force you to apply lotion to your skin.
@ShroomTube movie. Haven't see that shit in a loong time, "It puts the lotion on the skins before it gets the hose again" i think it goes lmaoo fucking Psychotic
@@Malphas38th Silence of the Lambs, great movie just don’t eat anything with fava beans while watching. Also don’t watch the sequel, it sucks. The show is pretty good from what I’ve heard.
PUA channels combined with mental illness doesn't have good results. The socially inept guys trying to perform it usually come off as sad or in cases like this, aggressive and insane. (Which is either ASPD or narcissism I imagine)
@@justmonika2345 exactly, they don't have situational or emotional awareness. A tip is like establish you are high value. You can do this by demonstrating how kind you are. The type of job you do. Your hobbies. You don't just go and show off the entire time, you let people find out over time naturally. However, having no social skills and reading from a textbook it ends up with the person just showing off. You see how these socially inept guys read these tips online and completely misunderstand them
I think it's an interesting note that even in his first message he is already trying to separate her from her friends, a common trait of an abuser, you also can see in the second call that he claims her friends told her not to call him back.
Exactly and you just KNOW he is a caveman using the old ideology that pretty woman live to be commanded and threatened.... thus the old "you MUST call me back in x amount of days or I'm Done"! 🤣🤣🤣 always surprises me when men keep that belief going. Woman don't want or "like" to be mistreated ! It's not a turn on (I'll speak for myself)
Also when be says that her friends are jealous of her, which implies that they’re already harboring negative feelings towards her (which is what the guy wants to make the woman think)
The crazy thing is there actual men and women that are like “what’s wrong with what he did?” Like if you alone this is another piece of evidence that there is someone for everyone lmao
The women that doesn’t see the creep factor in this, are probably the same ones that lust after serial killers. 😔 I swear I’ll never understand that…..
@@Mak2Grim He left a voicemail. Everybody knows that's so 2005. He probably came up to her in roller skates, gym shorts, a white tank top, and an unholy amount of sweat bands. Edit: Yes, this is a joke. You see, he's left very creepy voicemails, so me highlighting his worst quality being the use of voicemails is comedic (to me).
I feel like he's literally fishing for women who are born yesterday. "Listen here babe, I'm the best thing you'll ever see on earth and you're lucky to even be able to be in my presence. Now if you understand how lucky you are then go ahead and spread your legs, you have 10 seconds before you miss this once in a life time opportunity." He's probably just given up on any woman with a shred of common sense and only go for the most gullible women on the planet who actually believes he's the apex alpha male.
"I'm very intelligent" And this, ladies and gentlemen, is where I died of laughing "...and I'm very good in bed" And this, ladies and gentlemen, is where I resurrected just to die from laughing again
If he felt the need to leave to try to get away with this nonsense, then I reckon you're already doing just fine. It's people enabling and covering for creeps who need to apologize.
The guy's definitely creepy, but I'm honestly more angry after hearing this than creeped out. He's so presumptuous that I barely have room to be disturbed.
I have anger issues, so I am just gonna try to help you out, even though you might ignore this comment or even hate on it. This is a stupid dude, and I personally would advise ignoring the things that make you angry, or try to find some light in those things. Again, if you like being angry at things like this, though be the people being stupid af, you can, I just would try to stay as happy as possible.
@@JimzMC ??? This guy is just irritating. I rolled my eyes and moved on. You really think it hasn't occurred to me to ignore things that make me angry and "try to stay happy?"
@@trumpeterjen You got angry over this? I just think it's hilarious that delusional asshats like him exists. There is no point in getting angry over asshats in the internet, is what I want to say, but even I get angry at annoying characters in fiction.
i am an alcolic who recently relapsed and spent the last few days detoxing. i felt like the scum of the earth until i saw this video. im a little more hopeful now that i know i could be soooo much worse than being an alcoholic, i could be this man leaving a voicemail. what an psychological chernobyl. what a fucking kaleidoscope of red flags and heinous intentions. what a kyle.
@@blaker1072 dawg come on, he has a name. And I know it, because I know ALL of the people with checkmarks commenting on every video possible, because they are all famous so you should know them too come on, dawg
I think it’s a little bizarre how James is the one asking for Olga’s attention, but he’s making it seem like she needs him. It doesn’t surprise me that he was a pickup artist. Clearly, he knows the business.
I know, I can't tell if it's him thinking he's just being confident (because "CoNfIdEnCe Is KeY"), or if it's some sort of a manipulation/coercion tactic he's attempting to use, or if it's. Or all of the above. Edit: Maybe he can act totally normal in person, but on the phone-- away from the person visually and physically it's much more difficult to maintain. That's why I think there's strong delusion on top of it, which puts him at a weakness and is why he's so outward with his intentions and narcissistic mindset. _Or,_ this guy's just a plain old loonie, as he's also been to jail for hate speech, which to me is one too many strikes. Also, He looks as if Justin Trudeau and Voldemort birthed a creepy man.
@@milazinnia it's 100% a manipulation tactic. I'm not very good at explaining things or finding the correct words. He's trying to make her seem like he's a good choice of a man by talking about how he's a man with high standards and that she's a beautiful and elegant woman, and also that people are jealous that he's taken an "interest" to her since he's so high class. It makes her think "holy shit.. a man thinks I'm classy and elegant and he's rich and girls are all over him left and right! Woah!! I should go for it!" He's basically just trying to make it seem like it's HER choice going for him when in reality it's him swooning over her. Edit: wow I just realized this was basically what the original comment just said. Disregard everything I just said 😭😭
